Prednisone nose
Shambolic. But I am still thirsty
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Prednisone nose
This is the only way.
Bedrotting and fighting with incels on TikTok because I value my time on this earth
I remember the direction I was facing when I heard he had itš¤£
president vanceās first order will be to scour the internet for everyone who ever called him a couch fucker and to then send federal agents to seize their sofasā¦so he can fuck them
tits
YES!
Live your life so that people donāt consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
Prednisone is my guess
As a country we are desperate. Let us have this
A girl can dream, Patrickā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
I saw the butter princess! It was everything that the photos on the internet made it out to be!
Also some proper Vietnamese food on eat street
The lock and dam is pretty dorky but also fun.. if youāre a dork. A nice ride on the Jonathan Paddelford followed up with a juicy Lucy? (Obligatory) ((never had one myself but I hear theyāre great)
I always recommend the falls as well
Listening to Joy Division in the dark. On purpose, like a kid. Just chillin..watching the internet deduce stuff for funzies, because I have nothing to lose but my lunch, etc youtu.be/pJjoK2vl3eU?...
Vibes move mountains
It tastes like Christmas
The good stuff!
I feel like Arrested Development is slept on, or taken for granted
A little light.. youtu.be/QCDUsMA7O80?...
A garden hose will wash away the evil
A proper bolognese has a ton of food groups incorporated into its creation. Iām sorry for your wallet but think of your bone and heart health!
Perfectš
Yes Iām promoting violence. Fuck you
Brain this guy with a garden weasel. Please.
I saw a bunch of little WASPy kids in soccer gear running around with those last week at the fair. Machinery hill is a vacuous space (no shade to farmers)
Oh yeah I get it. I came up with a bunch of people that ācouldā play but couldnāt āaffordā to keep playing so they disappeared into the suburbs and never even go to shows cos it bums them out.
Most of the people in these bands are pushing 70 if they havenāt already gotten there
Remember the bands TBA and Free Beer? Good stuff!
Taylor Swift Tells Brittany Mahomes She Not Having Bridesmaids https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-tells-brittany-mahomes-she-not-having-bridesmaids/
Everything is political
I saw green day in a basement venue with 15 people in attendence. I had no idea who tf they were but there was a case of root beer schnapps involved. 5 dollar cover!
Awww Cooley! Give him a scratch for me
Awww! Sang the shit out of some stuff with some people last night. I think they liked it!
Onward and upward is awesome all around
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Ok now iām impressed š
The whining doesnāt help
Love a good provincial beef
Everything sucks
Iām not either but duty calls. Weāll miss you
STAAAAAAPPPPP
Burbs are playing in excelsior tonight if anyone wants to come and shake off some bad energy 6:30
He had this weird, insatiable need to defend Phil Collins at every turn
Accurate
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Tells you all you need to know about twitter users these days
Yes and this was the first of those
Noted!
Most of my neighbors have kids that go to annunciation. They are all out in the street huddled together. Trying not to throw up.
I was driving by yards from the school as this was happening, completely ignorant of anything that was happening. I feel sick
Get bent you fucking ghoul
I was just driving by the scene and saw some parents walking their little kids home from the school. I wonāt forget the look on those mom and dad faces for a long while.
I just drove past and down 54th and saw nothing. Must have just missed it. UGH
The cop scanners are offline. Anyone know whatās happening?
Something bad happening down by Annunciation school
Heyooooo
If I was 20 years younger Iād tackle this, but Iām not and will surely fall off the ladder and break several bones. Aside, have you called your grandma lately to say hi?
There is a nest smoke detector in my living room that is beeping and I canāt reach it because of the high ceilings. The person that installed no longer resides here and is in meetings all day. Good times, chumps!
This is a favorite!!
If anyone thinks checks and balances are even a thing anymore, they arenāt paying attention. š”
It doesnāt matter where the cowbell is on the stage, itās always sounds like itās doing all the work.
I just went down a jazz rabbit hole looking for an example. This timeline is shit but we have the music
A gumbo of musicians gratuitously playing for each other. GD delightful
Come at me youtu.be/r447IsE8Lhc?...
I think I shouldnāt converse with the willfully obtuse
Oh please do tell us all about how you feel. Your kind of attitude is exactly what keeps young people from caring. Respect is earned
The Supreme Courtās ruling is a setback for public health. But the court also agreed that the NIH directives targeting politically disfavored science are unlawful, and cannot be used to shut down research. We will continue fighting to ensure researchers' terminated grants are restored.
Fairgoers: Royce White is at his booth right now if you want to yell at a fucking loser.
1: The sight lines from the fair are crazy good. I was in a hospital in Edina last year and I could see the giant Ferris wheel and all the fireworks from my window. 2: making out is fun. Score!
The FBI raiding John Boultonās house was not on my bingo card for today
I cannot attend until next Thursday but itās on my itinerary now, under the threat of shame and local scrutiny and whatnot š
I mustāve spent a couple of hours today, scrolling through tik tok testimonies from people whoās childhoods were destroyed by the āteachingsā of James Dobson. JFC thereās some heavy shit out there
Ok, storyās out about DFL mayoral endorsement being revoked. Remember as you talk to folks: - Fateh had nothing to do with faulty tabulation - Frey finished with 30%, pathetic for an incumbent - Maybe pay attention to the guy actually hurt, who came out of nowhere to grab 20%: DeWayne Davis.
Blues Hammer
šÆ. Vibes make a good band not a spreadsheet test of all of Eric Claptonās stolen guitar riffs. In a food court? Hard pass
I spent my allowance money to see this in the theater
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They were all drunk on power
Stopped at a lemonade/cookie stand, manned by 8 boys under the age of 10 who wouldnāt stop arguing over who was the cashier. Ended up giving money to 3 of them š¤·āāļøš“āā ļø
We are golden and correct
John, Iāve been going to the fair since the 70s and have never seen a butter princess. Might try harder this year
I can only go next Thursday unfortunately. Looking forward to reports from folks until then!
Good call!
šÆ! The ex (my usual fair date) also loves hanging around the WWTC radio station booth and silently judging while I eat my footlong
All I want is a footlong, honey lemonade, a pickle dog, some crop art, a good point and laugh at the GOP building and a ride on Ye Old Mill #mnstatefair
He got some of the worst writing for his tenure and still made it fun to watch. Heās brilliant
Jesus, again?
And then maybe the Strib would have reported on why MPD was speeding through a closed-street festival, too, putting everyone in danger
Dreamed I had a fish tank with a sturgeon in it and all of a sudden there were baby sturgeons and they began eating the big sturgeon right in front of me & then an octopus emerged from the bottom of the tank & tried to eat my face. Thank you for your support during this exceedingly trying morning
I need these reminders, Samš
This absolute menace to society is 24 today
Arm candy