nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
this one has got glasses
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
this one has got glasses
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
he did write a bio
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
chilling should be allowed
matt prindle (@griefbison.bsky.social) reposted
My heart is hammering in my chest. Iโve never felt a high like this before.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
now that every broadcast is 90% betting info i miss these stupid "this guy can't play good on rainy Wednesdays in October!" type notes
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
๐
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
you think education is under threat in a global anti-intellectual authoritarian era, but, if we abandon ethics and having a point of view,
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
you have abandoned The Way of the Dullard
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
if they let you play as guys from the program it will be the most evil and nasty army they have ever made playable
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
has anyone tried denouncing the bad guys
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
how did it look before you threw up
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
valid
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
hes allergic to fame
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
macready needs more practice. not even close!
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
james bond theme plays
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
it can refuse.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
kids have to be prepared for when we start doing Running Man
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
icy what you're going for
Tom Heintjes (@hogansalley.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day from Hoganโs Alley (and Nancy and Sluggo)!
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
you must be a philosopher
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
im impressing these worldly travelers by unevenly slicing an unwrapped block of velveeta before their eyes
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
american cheese too spicy
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
this one needs a salad
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
i like when they try to stabilize it so 1st 15 seconds are the camera falling down repeatedly or drifting off the desired frame entirely
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
being really bad with video cameras is endearing
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
it would suck so bad to get preserved in a huge block of ice with your whole caveman ass hanging out. but thats life.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
they need to up the quality control until i can feel zaps of hope and optimism in every sip
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
might need it later
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
is that what people call the feelings from caffeine
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
friend was doing like, trail marathons or something & she posted photos of her horse getting huge it was crazy lol. rip i deleted fb
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
accidentally responding "unsubscribe"
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
get in line. i fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
its beautifully organized
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
yuuuuup
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
pause
Chris Kohler (@kohler.bsky.social) reposted
At the Jack London museum. Writing used to be so cool. You got to carry around a little box with every drug in it and once you were fucked enough up on toothache heroin you started saying shit like "I am a brain merchant." You write like 100 books and then die of raw duck and mercury poisoning
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
if i remember correctly it was, before phones, reputed to be a place for the most insane fits and behavior. i should go
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
interested in this partially because i feel like maybe tennis attendance has a vague status element. are people doing this at horse races
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
what happened to un equis? not enough beer for you? <-free beer roast dont bother crediting me. in fact do not attribute this to me.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
i believe the median american sports fan has become astronomically stupider due to thinking about gambling and still using twitter 24/7
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
hell yeah. if you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
you argued with a kid about the definition of Horse?
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
the wizard's eyes bread
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
like, i would drive every internal combustion car with it forever if i could. but i would not talk much about this preference.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, that's the boring "it's got actually got some advantages" guy: "it's sorta fun/it foils thieves/you can get some weird cars" im that
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
theres 2 types of stick shift guy. the reddit style of which would be a funny topic for the show. but the other is almost lethally boring
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
going to the store with really bad vibes. does anyone need anything? especially something shelved in an unintuitive location?
patrick (@partnardy.bsky.social) reposted
ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters. COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
future crime scene
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
you're not going to be able to afford a dowry with harvests like that bro
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
can i get auhhhhhhh rug with no area
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
living the dream
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
interacting with media should feel more arcane and weird like this
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
this is not the cyberpunk hacker style i was thinking of but being cozy is, ultimately, the greatest thing in the world
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
too cool. has to be a flashbang
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
set text/icons to largest;nest folders with 1 item/shortcut & another folder at each level; make alphabetical groups instead of practical
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
not sure how long it would remain funny to do but i would definitely get one laugh out of putting on fingerless gloves to use the computer
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
was not for me
Ryan O'Horo (@redteamwrangler.bsky.social) reposted
Hacker builds a pocket-sized Flock Safety camera detector based on the Bluetooth method I describe in my blog posts. www.hackster.io/news/colonel...
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
you made it
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
welcome to the jungle baby
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
just another day in the doggone life
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
i'll do my best
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
well, does it augur well?
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry i deleted bc it wasnt funny/same as i said before. im awed by ppl who work around it. stories of their shoes and gear melting lol
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
crazy how hot that stuff is. it's so scary lol
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
oh you can
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
oh is that book cool? i've never read any philip (sweating trying to figure out how its pronounced) k'dick
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
congrats on the promotion
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
the finally found the house of The Door Handle Maniac
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
wonder whatd happen if someone casually blasted it to bits and said "damn i thought a coyote was running around in here!"
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm not energized about it but most of this stuff just presents as another pile of shit to work around. i just wanna get my stuff done.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
do not feel bad. it is a piece of shit.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
insufficiently manic praise. you will not like alfredo.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
sounds like you raised a quitter.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
how do you feel about butter and parmesan cheese
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
neighbors are doing an alarm call for a hawk. yeah right you babies. i'll just keep foraging.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
thats a good attitude. i have found it harder to enjoy lower level sports for those mistakes but if its not my team maybe it's goofy fun!
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm figuring.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
been seeing so much NFL mania over the qb. the first pass was a boot, wide open 5ish yard to the flat. i laughed out loud when he dirted it
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
college football season is so boring. wake me up for important postseason games like the Lockheed Martin Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
was better when they padded schedule with lil teams to try for perfect records so they could be nominated by shadowy groups for weird bowls
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
one last call for alcohol kid
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
insurance co.s invested big in making their most annoying ads ever. here's how it's paying ofEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
It turns out i just needed to restart my machete.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
i cant tell if that guy is crazy or just niche. but i can tell you he's my best friend.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't get my machete to work.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
humblebrag for the guy with a point ๐
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
๐thats ridgely
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
i was going to go thinking i could pay for my flight off the claw machine winnings. but it is impossible with such meager prizes.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social)
i saw donold trump holding a big bag of ice to his head. he had a old thermometer in his lip. then, suddenly, two Xs appeared on his eyes
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
The Non-Obvious Crater features subtle notes of shifted rock strata.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
we could try being more chaotic in the application of evil.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
just play it backwards lol. guy whos never seen one cursed piano before?
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
hes studying their ways to survive anything. i believe he can do it.
nathan (@wiseposter.bsky.social) reply parent
talking to people? or your neighbors? this rabid lady needs to be put down. now.