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nathan

@wiseposter.bsky.social

well,

created April 27, 2023

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this one has got glasses

2/9/2025, 10:01:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he did write a bio

2/9/2025, 9:44:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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chilling should be allowed

2/9/2025, 12:36:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture matt prindle (@griefbison.bsky.social) reposted

My heart is hammering in my chest. Iโ€™ve never felt a high like this before.

A jar of tartar sauce that expires TOMORROW.
1/9/2025, 11:45:56 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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now that every broadcast is 90% betting info i miss these stupid "this guy can't play good on rainy Wednesdays in October!" type notes

1/9/2025, 11:42:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ‘ˆ

1/9/2025, 10:58:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you think education is under threat in a global anti-intellectual authoritarian era, but, if we abandon ethics and having a point of view,

1/9/2025, 10:56:16 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you.

1/9/2025, 10:34:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you have abandoned The Way of the Dullard

1/9/2025, 10:28:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if they let you play as guys from the program it will be the most evil and nasty army they have ever made playable

1/9/2025, 10:24:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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has anyone tried denouncing the bad guys

1/9/2025, 10:23:19 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how did it look before you threw up

1/9/2025, 6:47:44 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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valid

1/9/2025, 6:45:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hes allergic to fame

1/9/2025, 5:16:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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macready needs more practice. not even close!

1/9/2025, 5:11:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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james bond theme plays

1/9/2025, 5:11:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it can refuse.

1/9/2025, 5:09:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kids have to be prepared for when we start doing Running Man

1/9/2025, 5:08:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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icy what you're going for

1/9/2025, 2:47:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Heintjes (@hogansalley.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day from Hoganโ€™s Alley (and Nancy and Sluggo)!

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1/9/2025, 1:12:13 PM | 70 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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you must be a philosopher

1/9/2025, 2:44:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im impressing these worldly travelers by unevenly slicing an unwrapped block of velveeta before their eyes

1/9/2025, 1:01:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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american cheese too spicy

1/9/2025, 12:28:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this one needs a salad

1/9/2025, 3:44:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i like when they try to stabilize it so 1st 15 seconds are the camera falling down repeatedly or drifting off the desired frame entirely

1/9/2025, 3:43:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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being really bad with video cameras is endearing

1/9/2025, 3:39:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it would suck so bad to get preserved in a huge block of ice with your whole caveman ass hanging out. but thats life.

1/9/2025, 3:38:36 AM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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they need to up the quality control until i can feel zaps of hope and optimism in every sip

1/9/2025, 3:37:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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might need it later

1/9/2025, 3:35:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is that what people call the feelings from caffeine

1/9/2025, 3:34:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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friend was doing like, trail marathons or something & she posted photos of her horse getting huge it was crazy lol. rip i deleted fb

1/9/2025, 3:32:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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accidentally responding "unsubscribe"

31/8/2025, 11:29:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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get in line. i fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

31/8/2025, 11:20:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its beautifully organized

31/8/2025, 10:48:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yuuuuup

31/8/2025, 10:43:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pause

31/8/2025, 10:27:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kohler (@kohler.bsky.social) reposted

At the Jack London museum. Writing used to be so cool. You got to carry around a little box with every drug in it and once you were fucked enough up on toothache heroin you started saying shit like "I am a brain merchant." You write like 100 books and then die of raw duck and mercury poisoning

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31/8/2025, 10:06:43 PM | 441 131 | View on Bluesky | view

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if i remember correctly it was, before phones, reputed to be a place for the most insane fits and behavior. i should go

31/8/2025, 10:26:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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interested in this partially because i feel like maybe tennis attendance has a vague status element. are people doing this at horse races

31/8/2025, 10:14:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what happened to un equis? not enough beer for you? <-free beer roast dont bother crediting me. in fact do not attribute this to me.

31/8/2025, 10:04:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i believe the median american sports fan has become astronomically stupider due to thinking about gambling and still using twitter 24/7

31/8/2025, 10:02:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell yeah. if you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything

31/8/2025, 10:00:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you argued with a kid about the definition of Horse?

31/8/2025, 9:56:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

31/8/2025, 7:47:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the wizard's eyes bread

31/8/2025, 7:43:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like, i would drive every internal combustion car with it forever if i could. but i would not talk much about this preference.

31/8/2025, 7:39:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah, that's the boring "it's got actually got some advantages" guy: "it's sorta fun/it foils thieves/you can get some weird cars" im that

31/8/2025, 7:38:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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theres 2 types of stick shift guy. the reddit style of which would be a funny topic for the show. but the other is almost lethally boring

31/8/2025, 7:29:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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going to the store with really bad vibes. does anyone need anything? especially something shelved in an unintuitive location?

31/8/2025, 5:28:28 PM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture patrick (@partnardy.bsky.social) reposted

ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters. COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm

31/8/2025, 4:51:16 PM | 366 85 | View on Bluesky | view

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future crime scene

31/8/2025, 4:40:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you're not going to be able to afford a dowry with harvests like that bro

31/8/2025, 3:47:54 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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can i get auhhhhhhh rug with no area

31/8/2025, 2:53:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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living the dream

31/8/2025, 2:52:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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interacting with media should feel more arcane and weird like this

31/8/2025, 1:31:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is not the cyberpunk hacker style i was thinking of but being cozy is, ultimately, the greatest thing in the world

31/8/2025, 1:29:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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too cool. has to be a flashbang

31/8/2025, 9:59:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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set text/icons to largest;nest folders with 1 item/shortcut & another folder at each level; make alphabetical groups instead of practical

31/8/2025, 9:50:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not sure how long it would remain funny to do but i would definitely get one laugh out of putting on fingerless gloves to use the computer

31/8/2025, 4:14:44 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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was not for me

31/8/2025, 4:12:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan O'Horo (@redteamwrangler.bsky.social) reposted

Hacker builds a pocket-sized Flock Safety camera detector based on the Bluetooth method I describe in my blog posts. www.hackster.io/news/colonel...

30/8/2025, 10:59:13 PM | 25 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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you made it

31/8/2025, 4:11:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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welcome to the jungle baby

31/8/2025, 2:12:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just another day in the doggone life

31/8/2025, 1:08:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'll do my best

30/8/2025, 10:49:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well, does it augur well?

30/8/2025, 8:19:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry i deleted bc it wasnt funny/same as i said before. im awed by ppl who work around it. stories of their shoes and gear melting lol

30/8/2025, 8:15:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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crazy how hot that stuff is. it's so scary lol

30/8/2025, 8:14:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh you can

30/8/2025, 8:11:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh is that book cool? i've never read any philip (sweating trying to figure out how its pronounced) k'dick

30/8/2025, 6:49:05 PM | 40 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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congrats on the promotion

30/8/2025, 6:33:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the finally found the house of The Door Handle Maniac

30/8/2025, 6:33:08 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wonder whatd happen if someone casually blasted it to bits and said "damn i thought a coyote was running around in here!"

30/8/2025, 5:46:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm not energized about it but most of this stuff just presents as another pile of shit to work around. i just wanna get my stuff done.

30/8/2025, 5:41:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do not feel bad. it is a piece of shit.

30/8/2025, 5:23:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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insufficiently manic praise. you will not like alfredo.

30/8/2025, 5:22:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sounds like you raised a quitter.

30/8/2025, 5:21:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how do you feel about butter and parmesan cheese

30/8/2025, 5:21:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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neighbors are doing an alarm call for a hawk. yeah right you babies. i'll just keep foraging.

30/8/2025, 5:17:30 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats a good attitude. i have found it harder to enjoy lower level sports for those mistakes but if its not my team maybe it's goofy fun!

30/8/2025, 5:01:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm figuring.

30/8/2025, 4:55:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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been seeing so much NFL mania over the qb. the first pass was a boot, wide open 5ish yard to the flat. i laughed out loud when he dirted it

30/8/2025, 4:53:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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college football season is so boring. wake me up for important postseason games like the Lockheed Martin Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl

30/8/2025, 4:49:17 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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was better when they padded schedule with lil teams to try for perfect records so they could be nominated by shadowy groups for weird bowls

30/8/2025, 4:44:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one last call for alcohol kid

30/8/2025, 4:41:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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insurance co.s invested big in making their most annoying ads ever. here's how it's paying ofEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

30/8/2025, 4:37:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It turns out i just needed to restart my machete.

30/8/2025, 3:58:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i cant tell if that guy is crazy or just niche. but i can tell you he's my best friend.

30/8/2025, 3:09:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't get my machete to work.

30/8/2025, 3:08:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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humblebrag for the guy with a point ๐Ÿ™„

30/8/2025, 7:06:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ‘†thats ridgely

30/8/2025, 6:10:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:14:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i was going to go thinking i could pay for my flight off the claw machine winnings. but it is impossible with such meager prizes.

30/8/2025, 4:54:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i saw donold trump holding a big bag of ice to his head. he had a old thermometer in his lip. then, suddenly, two Xs appeared on his eyes

30/8/2025, 4:51:03 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tom and jerry the cat concerto
30/8/2025, 3:36:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Non-Obvious Crater features subtle notes of shifted rock strata.

29/8/2025, 10:32:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we could try being more chaotic in the application of evil.

29/8/2025, 10:01:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just play it backwards lol. guy whos never seen one cursed piano before?

29/8/2025, 9:37:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hes studying their ways to survive anything. i believe he can do it.

29/8/2025, 9:35:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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talking to people? or your neighbors? this rabid lady needs to be put down. now.

29/8/2025, 7:36:34 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view