🚨PSA: from now until july 1st it is ILLEGAL for cishets to have any pride whatsoever
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🚨PSA: from now until july 1st it is ILLEGAL for cishets to have any pride whatsoever
No problem
Hi I'm one of your followers from a starter pack I'll go lol
Have to think real hard before I skeet because I want the NSA agent assigned to me to get good content
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
g-groimes….. look i played your songs.. cmon babe………. come back
if there's one thing I learned during my time working in healthcare it's that usually traumatic brain injuries don't unlock psychic powers in fact that probably only happens like 30% of the time
That's a nice shitpost you've got there, it'd be a real shame if someone decided to be very serious in your mentions
It's worth watching at least once unless you just can't handle gore at all I'm pretty sure that show has cousin incest too lmfao
probably the entire way to hell
them: how are you doing? me: living the dream them: but you're so unhappy all the time..? me: nightmares are a type of dream
DOCTOR: You might want to cut back on the alcohol a bit. ME: haha DOCTOR: ME: DOCTOR: To reduce risk of dying. ME: haha
Terrible take I'm afraid
Buddy we're all gonna be non-vaxxers when they ban vaccines
Anyone who willingly fucked Musk for a billionaire child support check is complicit You gotta be cool with nazis to fuck a nazi
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
It has a 2% chance to hit earth and a miniscule chance to hit anything other than water, we'll be fine
Q1 spring jobs will start going up in march/April as organizations finalize their budgets, winter and fall are the hardest times to find a job
Trump can eat my entire ass
did trump actually cause the mid-air collision at DCA? probably not. should we say he did? obviously yes
today is a great day to give a trans person money
If the state takes my t away I'll just milk it straight from the source
trans rights forever
That's the point, it's genocide
let's see how mr cheeto drumpf likes it when two years from now i attempt to slightly reduce the power of his allies in congress
Mm I updated my birth certificate in November and really hope it holds water The copy I have doesn't say amended thankfully, just like a regular birth certificate
you go girl, that meme is gonna change the world
who got the skooma
I think he got lost and thinks this is grindr
I'm convinced JK Rowling's descent to terfhood is a result of combining a TBI and coke
I became much more confident and mentally stable (not that estrogen automatically makes anyone unstable but it was the wrong brain juice for me lol) I even ended up loving the more "unpleasant" parts like smelling like balls. Ball stink is euphoric
All knowing
Hermetic tarot? I love that deck
Mike Johnson sounds like a drag king name
feminism supposed to be about shattering the restrictive gender roles and norms imposed on society by patriarchy terfs perpetuate the patriarchy and don't give a fuck about liberation of any women, not even cis women with this bs
Interesting www.theguardian.com/media/2022/a...
Who's the CEO of the Guardian?
Well twitter does lol
MS spine lesion solidarity When they do my head, neck, and spine shit takes like 3 hours
bro we're cooked when the politicians have to post shit like this
some of these skeets should've been inside thoughts
filling the bong with seasonal, steaming hot mulled wine
Yeah civility reigns unless you're trans, they're cool with transphobes on here This site is going to go the way of Twitter before 2026.
What happened to this you dumb fucks
He'd probably cum
why do i not have the option to instead help overthrow the wizard government and give goblins access to wands
My body: I’m exhausted I’m going to sleep good tonight Insomnia:
I have to block or risk getting banned
They're allergic to acknowledging the need for widesweeping systemic change and like maintaining the status quo
Girl just block that dumb cunt
You look like someone who sells scentsy products at the handmade craft fair
when I said I liked it rough I didn’t mean my entire life..
That youtube channel of yours is going no where bud, don't quit your day job
I support it
my blocklists putting in more work than my irl immune system
Why don't you go watch TV or smthn instead of whatever this behavior is Like are you lonely? Do you crave engagement even if it's people annoyed you're needlessly stirring drama? What do you get out of this? Go do a load of laundry or read a book man idk, touch grass
I joined in the November migration and didn't know who mox is, but you don't have to know to acknowledge shit is crumbling and beloved accts who helped build the community vibes are leaving
Bluesky is cool with doxxing as long as you do it offsite lmfao
"They're trying their best" said the cis white man whose existence is not being threatened by transphobic "journalists" allowed to be on this godforsaken Twitter clone
Transphobic pussies, all of you
RFK has to be the Pestilence Horseman and we are headed for the apocalypse lmao
It’s unfair to criticise Bret Stephens like this without listening to his full argument. Now since I’m not gonna do that I have to imagine Bret is explaining how Brian’s heroism is denying the working class healthcare and granting them faster access to the sweet release of death
on the blue cross blue shield website arguing with the AI chatbot over whether my policy will cover a lobotomy
guess it's time to go back to tumblr
I broke your mom last night
Ban jesse singal I hope this unprofitable "experiment" of a site goes under and becomes another alt right hate site just like Twitter because your team can't do the bare minimum of moderation
Yall just shot your only chance of most of us ever buying a premium for this site by refusing to ban known transphobe and far right hate group kiwi farms collaborator Jesse Singal
The democratic party doesn't give a shit about us and never has and never will. Liberals will always side with fascism.
Every time I get a card with glitter on it I wish it was anthrax
MAGAHITLER1488: I want to get rid of all trans people Bluesky Moderation: Banned, whew! John Signals: I want to get rid of (some) trans people, mostly kids. Bluesky Moderation: oh god, oh jeeze oh man what do we do??? this is a toughie. truly a Sisyphean mind battle for the ages
I guess if things get real bad in the US I could just start tunneling underground and build a secret society of mole people
how many more CEOs need to die before taco bell brings back the quesarito
I imagine it's much more difficult to deal with the more eyes you have on you
blocklists provide a healthy immune system but tbf I got 1% of your follower count
Avoiding all holiday parties by being dead
If you fuck with me, I'll take a dump in your humidifier.
every time a grown ass adult goes "green text bubble 🤢"
Nice psyop
whenever a twitter verified™️ transphobic chud tries to join bluesky
Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
NYPD: Must have been the wind.
Grinch got the roast beast *and* the Christmas cake
Guns shoot jizz?
it's colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra in nebraska
stuff sucks. smoking weed about it
does Bowling from the shivering isles have a bluesky account
To paraphrase Hasan: "It's not some Lefty that you made up in your head that's leaving those laugh reacts on the post! It's your aunt! It's Deborah! She doesn't usually do that!"
this place is doomed if the biggest shitheads are ostracized. It’s curtains for you if you don’t take that spam call. game over if you don’t step in that dog shit over there right this second
when confronted by these transphobic assholes flocking here from twitter, just use the D.E.N.N.I.S. System™:
Where did all the transphobic lawyer bros come from