โYaโฆhe look dead. He certainly smell dead. But, me move around like zombie. I tell him he need more bronzer cause his skin turn black, and dat would be disaster for Donodeโ
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โYaโฆhe look dead. He certainly smell dead. But, me move around like zombie. I tell him he need more bronzer cause his skin turn black, and dat would be disaster for Donodeโ
โHe willllll beeee finnnnne. I tollld himmm to takkkke two whalllle heads and getttt a goooood nightttt sleeeep.โ
If you know Palatka FL, you would realize how extraordinary this is! Thx to Marta Hahn for video #LaborDay2025Protest
Did Putin bring poison to Alaska?
๐ฅ๐ฅช๐๐๐ #chicago
Afterparty by invitation only at FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING 7339 State Road Philadelphia, PA 19136
In case youโre having a bad day, this might be the most satisfying video on the internet!!
Kuato is inside Trumpโs forehead. Either that or his brain needed a whiff of something.
โI explained to my son, that simply watching a wee wee in a woo woo while on your computer is not porn, unless youโre paying to for it. Then and only then should the ๐จ soundโ
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
Thank you on this labor day!!
Way to rise up San Diego Labor Day โ
Dogs are amazing! โค๏ธ๐๐พ #dog #dogday #bluesky
The midnight visit from Laura Loomer got a little too rambunctious for President Rigor Mortis.
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Itโs just the contents of the diaper pail
I used one of these in a remote mountain top equipment building. After flushing I stood outside for a breath of fresh air and oddly smelled the enchilada plate I had the night before.
Robert Mueller was diagnosed with Parkinsonโs in 2021. Weโre just learning about it now because he was asked to testify in the Epstein matter and wonโt be able to. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
How many couches will be in the oval this fall?
M-orons A-re G-overning A-merica shorturl.at/Y5yPL
He wonโt let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
I think the Drโs told him last summer that his days are numbered. Thatโs why heโs burning the place down as heโs checking out.
Couch
Heโs not dead. Heโs just sitting back watching it burn to the ground.
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Horny gums
โHeโs fucking crazyโ
โHey Moeโ
The five Egg McMuffins and the morning after memory of a naked Laura Loomer was too much for Trumpโs delicate stomach.
โI Rob Schneider fully support Bobbie Kennedyโs agenda. Now I need to go lay downโ
โI usually gently pinch his scrotum ever so lightly. How do you think I got this job?โ
Someone fixed it! ๐
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Itโs superb. I am still laughing at Andrea Mitchell Reports.๐๐
I identify as ammo.
Trumpโs dabbling into witchcraft to rig the midterms had unforeseen consequences.
Ben would not tolerate that. We need your force.
Pelvis Hesley? Peterace? ๐คก
โItโs flaaaat, not rounnnnd, flaaaatโ
โWeโrrrrrre alllll goinggggf to diiiiie, Iโm jusssst tryyyyyying to speeeed thinnnngs up for everyyyyyybody.โ
โHe rapes โem, I watch. Whatโs so hard to understand?โ
โโฆ I was mitochondrial challenged until I mainlined H, killed a few bear cubs, and cut off a whaleโs head. Now I am hell bent on killing Americansโ
๐ค๐ญ๐ค๐ฐ๐คด๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ ๐ญ
โโฆ.and then, when theyโre not looking, I put the Roofies in the drink. Then I casually ask to scan their Venmo QR code so I donโt feel guiltyโ
Maaake Asbestos Greaaaaat Againnnnn
Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isnโt.
Letโs drop the last C from the CDC. Weโre not doing that part anymore.
Do you suppose President Canks knows his days are numbered, so heโs burning down the house as heโs headed for the cemetery?
Well isnโt this lovely. Opera star sings Habanera (from Carmen) in the airport (?) What a terrific voice. #opera I donโt care if theyโre staged, we need more profl free public #music and #art.
Someone is getting a court martial if there is one piece of trash or one blade of grass not perfect in DC.
After failing to reach an indictment by the grand jury for the sandwich thrower, the Justice Department called in Ted Cruz to search for evidence.
I love that I have pissed so many people off. ๐ @radiofreetom.bsky.social, is this how you feel every day?
Tonight is trash night. I have asked the governor to call in the National Guard
Heโs still being a pest.
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A MASTERMIND OF TRADE. WE ARE NOW PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE FOR OUR BASIC NEEDS. YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE TO LOWER PRICES ON DAY ONE BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILE, SIR!!
When theyโre home alone
MAGA cares more about saving the Cracker Barrel logo than they do about saving kids from gun violence.
Just a note when Googling. Itโs Lutnick. Howard โLutnickโ not Nutlick.
โI just want to say Mr President. That you mean so much to me. I have an orange painted room where I take my private time with your YMCA dance videos and that bottle of Trump lotion you gave me for telling everyone in the cabinet meeting and how I yearn to feel your scrotum upon my cheekโ
โThey called and said I have to give the barrel back, so I need to go change my clothesโ
Make sure you do both doses.
Be all you can be
๐ถ Mike Johnsonโs going down, going down, going down ๐ถ Mike Johnsonโs going down, to his knee pads OkโฆEveryone sing. ๐ถ
โThe Possum Special is backโ
๐ญJus canโt wait till dat fucker is rotting in da ground instead of on my mattress ๐ญ
I said gun, his eyes crossed, he grunted and he got a little wet spot in his pantsโ
Trump wanted Putin to know why itโs called The Beast.
โGet your tomatoes here. Nice soft rotten tomatoes here. Get your tomatoes here โ
Only the people who I wished lost my name are the people that found my name on LinkedIn. Itโs also a on line company brown nose competition or a place to congratulate people who havenโt been in that job in 20 years.
โYour balls are so white Your Excellency. I am always amazed at the size of your club My Worship. I would change your diaper in a hurricane My Challenged One.โ
Another successful cabinet meeting with Dear Leader
โPerv 1 to Perv 2 come in Perv 2โ โHeโs in the files, I repeat, in the filesโ โDid you copy Perv 2โ
This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10 (IG: ullalynn3)
People call me Jelly ๐ฉ Donut. JD for short.
Watch Season 77 of Honey Boo Boo
You would think that would be okay with him since freshly chainsawed whale heads are one of his delicacies.
โMany people are saying that I look like I am dead and I smell like I am dead, which leads me to the next questionโ
๐ถ Now grab a cracker at your peril ๐ถ Donโt forget itโs in a barrel ๐ถ Change that logo how you feel ๐ถ I still know where to get my mealโฆ Ok Everybody
JD is the perfect caption for the picture.
One of my favs. Bannon and Juanita Broaddrick had a kid.
โNow donโt color the back of your hands with that Sharpie again Donnieโ
๐ญFuckโฆnow I am ambassador to Cracker Barrel. What did I do?๐ญ
The Leaning Tower of Syphilis
Lady in the background got shit to do, get all the kids beach gear cleaned up and zero time for bike trick nonsense.
โA whaaaaale headdd a daaaaay keeeps the vacciiiine awaaay.โ
๐ถWhistle while you croak ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐
Wes Moore reacts to Trumpโs claim he said, โSir, youโre the greatest president of my lifetime.โ ๐ญ๐
lol, not only is Wes Moore denying he ever said that Trump was the greatest president, but Fox "News" has the video that proves it. โWhen I say that conversation never happened, that imaginary conversation never happened, I mean that conversation never happened.โ www.cnn.com/2025/08/25/p...
Democratic Governors that are making a difference and fighting against the corrupt Trump Administrationโฆ Gov Gavin Newsom CA Gov JB Pritzker IL Gov Kathy Hochul NY Gov Wes Moore MD Gov Bob Ferguson WA Gov Josh Shapiro PA Gov Tim Walz MN
If his mouth is moving the man with the dead hand is lying. This is why Gov Wes Moore said LOL! Letโs go to the videotapeโฆ youtube.com/shorts/NgpTf...
Imp and Gimp suck the blood of 90 year hippies and get high AF
โYou tink his hand look bad, you should see da udder partsโ
Lorraine 