Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Because 1/3 of voters decided that they didn't care either way about you having a talking corpse in charge of your health.
Social Media Hack, Emergency Management stuff and I have a set of Twins that even groan at how bad my Dad jokes are.
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view profile on Bluesky Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Because 1/3 of voters decided that they didn't care either way about you having a talking corpse in charge of your health.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
I have thing where I run around the house howling with existential dread often knocking things over. It is called the doomies.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
But does the story have a happy ending...
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
These days, it is considered on brand.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
She is working out which parts of you are soft enough to eat when you die in your sleep because a cat slept on your face.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Also... if the murder rate is so high in the US, and the primary thing used is the gun, why not try thoughts and pray, instead of gun control.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Trump posted in all caps 15 min ago "CHICAGO IS THE MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!" Once again a fact that is a lie, and not just a little one, but he will use it to justify putting troops on the street of another US City.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
In a world that is going to hell, I was spared that particular event.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
My grandfather flew planes that dropped torpedoes to do the same thing to Nazi folk in boats.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
So the world waits for anything from a random presser at the Whitehouse, could be a new meme coin, to a random trade war, a random real war or any lie in between, or perhaps all of it. 2025 is the German sausage of times. It is the wurst.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought we might have passed a great filter with the end of the cold war, we managed to find the next level of the great filter, and oh boy the signs are not looking up.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Just got home from the #wolfcatcubs highschool concert evening. Each type of band played two songs, it feels like the evening started 3 weeks ago and has just finished.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Just great, another thing I am not normal at, I only have one cat.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
I knew something was up with Rover when I came home and he informed he had updated the DNS to fix the webhosting issues I was having, and said sorry about all the saliva on the keyboard.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
This is what happens when you let neo-nazi's neo nazi. It emboldens them, it makes them worse. Chamberlain found this out the hard way. We know history, learn from it.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Tom Bartlett is a fucking moron, would also work as the headline for the article.
Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) reposted
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Someone forgets who was POTUS when Operation Warp Speed was started, and also forgets literally saved their orange skinned leader.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
The time to stop everything going bad in September 2025, was 1999, The Matrix told us that it was the peak of humanity, they were right.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Gold Coast NIMBYs are at least honest about what they think. No tram extension for us, it will bring the poor people in.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
The only thing that would make this better was if the accident was outside a Four Seasons.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I did not know this version existed, thanks for that.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
There must be a perfect encapsulation of the type of people that went to the Nazi march today, if only I could... Touches earpiece... This just in.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
It’s the anniversary of Princess Diana’s death in 1997.. remember folks, even if you are famous... wear a fucking seatbelt correctly.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
NYTimes Pitch: If millions of people died because there are no more vacancies, but not in a camp is America really fascist.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Would not be the first time.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Reminder, for the Nazi's protesting Aug 31 about immigration. Remember to know your flag. Also if your flag is red with a swastika, you are a Nazi. Oh yeah and if your flag has a Union Jack in the corner, you are an immigrant.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
They know... it is called pillow talk.
NZ Earthquake Bot (@nzquake.bsky.social) reposted
QUAKE: Mag 4.5, Sat, Aug 30 2025, 11:31:28 PM, 15 km south of French Pass. Depth: 69 km #eqnz https://www.geonet.org.nz/earthquake/2025p652649
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay away from the Daniel Craig James Bond movies then.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, the terrible CGI of this scene, actually enhances the joke.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
We cross now to the CDC for an update on how things are going under RFK Jr.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
A few years back, I was on a train when a drunk racist called out, lets count the Australians on the train. I went up to him and said, I think you counted me, he nodded. I then pointed out I was a Kiwi, so skin colour is not a judge of being Australian. This was also 1 stop before I got off.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
So it won't be alright on the knight?
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
From 16 days ago bsky.app/profile/wolf...
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
But it would sound much more refined in French I am sure.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
People are practicing meming for when T drops dead.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
New Mantra just dropped: Try and live your life so that people don't have a practice run on how happy they will be when you die.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr Squiggle would be working with RFK Jr as a Dr in residence due to his terrible handwriting.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Whilst this is true, it is also not surprising, also welcome to Fascism, because enabling the murder of your opposition is just that.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Since Sandy Hook, the rest of the world knows, that the child body count does not matter to the NRA and the funds it spends on political donation.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I am not here, you are there which is not here, so there we are.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
POTUS is going to release SkyBlockIvanka2.0 any day now.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
People worked out, it was just an LLM and if you knew anything about the output, you knew the output was wrong. Then the US said, hey lets put it in charge of Nukes and it saw the script from Terminator which it had illegally downloaded and killed us all. Then created nothing.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Once again I am helping on the interwebs. For those that don't know Melbourne, there is a taller building behind this tower, it does not have a Skydeck, but is taller and obstructs part of the view from the Skydeck.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
NYT... RFK Jr is helping the US raw dog milk, read more behind the paywall why this is good for farmers.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or RFK Jr. asking for a vaccine ban that will kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, there have been unusual requests on both sides of the aisle.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
People should be told what server he is now on, I don't need that kind of person on a server I use.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Heads up #Melbweather folk, VicEmergency has put out a number of Watch and Act messages for Severe Weather, including Melbourne Metro. www.emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
and the #MelbWeather Warning has been updated and now includes the Gippsland Coast
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Even Truth Social knows what is going on with Trump. This was the real ad that was served with the real post from Trump. This folks is why you don't have to make up AI shit about him, he does it himself.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Sure there were plenty of dumb memes over this photo, sure there were plenty of dumb takes over it as well... But this is holy shit stop mainlining what ever drugs you are taking bad. I know the Richter scale is logarithmic, but this is like a 15 bad take.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Heads up #MelbWeather folks, it is going to be a windy day, not just in rural Victoria, but in Melbourne as well. Check everything is locked down, washing is in and you are hunkered down.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
And armoureddildo does sound a bit dangerous.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Great, so this is what you get when ICE deports all the service workers.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
What this article fails to mention... It was Jeff Kennett who came up with the idea of 3000 days as Premier gets you a Statue when he ended up on 2263 days.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
This is our local raven called Spot (he has a few white feathers on his chest), his partner is called Dot. Spot will stay on the fence next to the bowl when I bring food out for him.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
They should have published a list of what wasn't published, it would be shorter.
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
DO NOT PUT CHILDREN ON TV TALKING ABOUT A SHOOTING THEY JUST LIVED THROUGH The media who do this are heartless bastards
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Now this is how to resign in style and point out the the whole building is on fire as you walk out the door.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
And she seems to have forgotten one small fact... Kennett decided to immortalise in bronze any Victorian premier who reached 3000 days in office.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Fun fact, this is not even close to what it would cost, you can fact check it yourself. Also putting alt text on a post takes less time than fact checking a post. Trump does a lot of dumb shit, fun fact positing shit makes him get away with more dumb shit.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Finally an ALT Text version to share... and of course we have to thank the Vagina Museum for doing it right.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I once turned up at 8am for a training session, and was told "shit went sideways with the weather" can you do nightshift tonight. I was not prepped to do nightshift, but I did it, and did it well, with about 30 min of sleep during the day.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I would sleep for 3-4 hours a night and that was it. Use to bug Mrs Wolfcat a lot, she would go to sleep and I would get up and do stuff on the computer, because brain busy, must do stuff.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
One time I did a 5 day night shit rotation, came home, missed my sleeping window and just kept going for another day till I reset. I would always tell my staff, I am not your model of what to do, I am me, you are not.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
It was for me back then, the drug took me to 8 hours a night. I would always have to have information as a distraction to sleep. When I get insomnia attacks, I will still sleep 3 hours and then do a full day.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to sleep 3 to 4 hours a night until I was nearly 30 and went on Roaccutane, which screwed up my lifelong sleep habits. I still get bouts of insomnia and can go from sleep to a 24 hour work day if needed. Do not recommend this as a lifestyle however.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
When Mrs Wolfcat had her health scare a month ago, one thought went through my head, I am an okay Dad, but I would make a shit single parent :-)
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
But my invisible sky friend says I should.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Look Mrs Wolfcat has been telling me that since 1997, I think we have to agree that ship has sailed.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
It is the same flight, was diverted, landed and is now heading to Wang.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
HM5 is back in the air.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened to IDFK as a choice
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow will have new horror, you are allowed to be over it today
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
You missed the first two letters of the post.... it should have read "AI Consultants"
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I was watching that as well :-)
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Well said.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I have their first demo cassette recorded at their home studio (mums spare room)
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
So Skynet lite was literally killing people and the only way to stop it doing that was to sue them.
Seismology Research Centre (@earthquakes.au) reposted
A magnitude 3.0 earthquake occurred at 11:35am today on Kangaroo Island, South Australia. This follows a magnitude 3.6 that occurred on the island about 2 weeks ago.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
It did not, well not in flight, it did go boom when it landed, but that boom was expected :-)
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
So it turns out 10th time was in fact a charm* #SpaceX #Starship *Not perfect, but close.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Even better, she switch her profile to friends only, but left her name, last job she got and who she was engaged with public. No I won't share the screenshots cause unlike her I am not a fucking cooker cunt.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
So the Premier of Vic put up a post about the tragedy in Victoria today, some cooker made a comment on the FB post about it, blaming the government, I pointed out her profile including where she worked was public, she made it private now :-) I am helping on the interwebs again.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
It wasn't a slow descent, it was predicted and written in words. Mein Kampf in the US is called Project 2025, it was all laid out.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I was on nightshift the day she came to my old work, so I was asleep when others were introduced to this.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to scribble "WOW" in the side of the paper :-)
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
What the actual fuck Australia, lift your fucking game, we should be number fucking one you bunch of useless cunts.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Okay so our cookers are international news now, and yes I do attribute some of the blame to the far right wing media that encouraged them here in Australia.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Committing a literal war crime, then 10 min later doing the same literal war crime at the exact location seems to be something they are familiar with.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Your alt tag is wrong, it should say tiny hands.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
And perhaps all the right wing media that thought that giving a voice to all the cookers by saying hey we support you, might want to stop and think about what happens when you cook a cooker for so long.
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social)
Sovereign Citizen's are not a meh fringe group, they are fucking dangerous.
EileenOz (@eileenoz.bsky.social) reposted
update from Chief Commissioner Mike Bush Porepunkah police shooting
Wolfcat 🥄 (@wolfcat.bsky.social) reply parent
That would explain why every now and then, she got a little bit nervous.