Weed Detective (@wolfmanzack.bsky.social)
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Industrial problem solver _____ I cannot sanction your buffoonery
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Ah, fuck. RIP to a real one
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Adames might get to 30 during this series
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I did enjoy the Oz Perkins cameo quite a bit
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Yeah it's in that realm depending on how the tone lands for you I think. It was a little too silly in parts for me, and like, the wimp kid shoulda just stood up for himself. But its also just bloody fun
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Accurate
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If I were a Rockies fan (lmfaoooo) I would be pretty upset with this Dollander kid. Just atrocious body language, looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world. Good luck buddy
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Their best update in maybe a year
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That man is really living in your shadow, eh
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I've been laughing at/quoting this for like 20 years
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Not an original thought, but it's always funny to note how they can't just say "well he's a little under the weather but he'll be just fine" or something to that effect. It's **always** this "best shape of his life" transparently untrue bullshit
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Pretty sure I just did
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Oh wow it mentions a date on the calendar. Groundbreaking stuff
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I'm just gonna get ahead of this now: that Earth Wind & Fire song fuckin SUCKS and ISN'T GOOD
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Now playing (10:40 PM PST): "The Return of Godzilla" (1984) By Koji Hashimoto Runtime: 103 min.
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It's crazy how often this one is programmed. Anyway its coming off the channel tomorrow so watch it while you can
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If a pitcher wins, the team wins. If a pitcher loses, the team loses. Why wouldn't they chase wins? That's how wins happen
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There's a depiction of a certain type of Guy in cinema that I connect with so deeply. This sniper, Trolley Man in High & Low, Takumi Yasumura in Evil Does Not Exist. The meditation on a specific skill or knowledge of highly specific esoterica. Giving the time to show the whole process on film
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What do you think the cocaine budget was. Over or under $100k (not adjusted for inflation)?
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Maaaan they can't be fuckin with our emotions like this
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Seems more like a one off than systemic, otherwise we'd be hearing a lot more of this type of thing. Unfortunate but not like, a complete organizational blind spot or failure
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Dug up some pics from Bonnaroo 2008. RIP Brent π€π€π€
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Country Feedback x3
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Now playing (06:15 PM PST): "Infernal Affairs" (2002) By Alan Mak Siu-Fai, Andrew Lau Runtime: 100 min.
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that was weird!
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Dale Earnhardt?
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My man looks like he drank an entire keg last night
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Oh boy you're about to hear it from the Vampire community
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If a month ends during a weekend I think all the streaming services should push their new arrivals to that weekend instead of waiting until the 1st of the month. Especially on a 3-day weekend
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No one cares about my pierced nipple. Why? Because I'm not a football coach? That's fuckin racist
Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
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That's one of the most insane takes I've ever seen????? Just zero ability to do the most cursory of dot connecting
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You sound like a fucking rube
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Eau de Tywin
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Peter King, going door-to-door at every restaurant in town
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Which is what I mean by a Win. I think we just want to see one bad thing happen to one Main Bad Person. Obviously there's quite a bit more context and nuance than that!
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You're likely more right about the outcome than my optimistic view here but I really think this whole experience boils down to: bad man dead = good (then we'll sort out the rest later)
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For whatever reason, there's a cult of personality and worship around Trump and some weird retaliatory fear. No one fears or respects Vance. Other repubs wouldn't just embarrass themselves for him. Thered be a power struggle there. I think! I dunno.
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Maybe not the ultimate bad thing but like. A bad thing. That's what I'm saying though we just want one goddamn thing! It doesn't even have to be this!
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I mean I definitely get that. I could also see things totally collapsing in on themselves for that side with the head of the snake cut off
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It's not that things will be dramatically different. It's that the ultimate bad thing will happen to the main villain of the last decade. The people are desperate for a W!
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youtu.be/4w22oYdgU2Y?...
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The good news is there is no way this shit lasts a decade given the backlash we are currently experiencing
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One little thing that makes me really happy is making a fresh pot of coffee for my wife, even though I don't drink coffee myself. Seems like a nice thing for her to wake up to.
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Kagemusha could be dope if you can hang with the subtitles. Ooh ooh H6LLB6ND6R would be siiiiiick
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Mandy would have similar pros and cons
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Nah it was exactly what we needed lol
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In college I watched The Good The Bad & The Ugly tripping so hard the tv was melting and the faces & landscapes were so intense we had to watch Dumb and Dumber right after to cool off
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Allegedly. Still ain't seen any video of it
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I'm sure he's alive or whatever but it's like 930 on the east coast and these rumors have been going for like 18 hours you'd think they'd have trotted him out by now
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Can you imagine like. Thousands and millions of people hoping you're dead. Waiting for that notification on bated breath. That can't feel too good
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Zack Hample of the sea
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Why is Ray still in the game
emily sunshine (@threnody.bsky.social) reposted
isβ¦is the senate minority leader who spent the weekend before the hhs secretary confirmation voteβafter choosing not to deny unanimous consentβin a grocery store howling at the elderly about oncoming tomato price hikes telling one of *us* to fire rfkβ½
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DC tweeted that the apple folks are working on it
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This was also my response! He didn't hit nothin important!!
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Ok I thought it was just me. Super annoying!
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Tom Waits in Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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If you haven't seen these two performances directed by PTA, they're pretty sweet youtu.be/6hgVihWjK2c?...
jenny (@jponrye.bsky.social) reposted
Robert E. Lee was a bitch
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He already has one?
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These pansexual swinger parties in palatial villas aren't gonna pay for themselves, AK
W.E.D.em Boyz (@leftistwonk.bsky.social) reposted
It is so insane how these do-nothing losers can't lift a finger to stop Trump but EVERY TIME someone challenges their nursing home insider club, they suddenly activate like sleeper cells ready to go to war.
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Shit I just checked and he's only 82????? Motherfucker looks like they left the crypt keeper out in the rain too long, I thought he was like 98
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How much longer could that really be though
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Happy birthday! Same as my little brother's. Cheers!
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One of the true villains of history
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I can tell my cat is grumpy because he's tryna tell me stuff but I don't understand him because I am not a cat, but he feels like I should understand him anyway
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That's like his 4th or 5th multi-homer game this year
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Pretty funny that he still has a legit shot at 30
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It's gonna be really funny when Adames gets exactly 29 homers this year
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The Grateful Dead WITH Jerry
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[UNOFFICIAL] Now Playing on Criterion 24/7 (@upnextcriterion.bsky.social) reposted
Now playing (04:15 AM PST): "The Phantom Carriage" (1921) By Victor SjΓΆstrΓΆm Runtime: 106 min.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm (@manuclearbomb.bsky.social) reposted
Iβm sorry but Democrats are letting us die, man. Republicans are milking us, but the Democratic strategy of βlet them hang themselves and then we win midtermsβ is letting people die, is allowing malnutrition to take hold. This is insane and requires full throated resistance
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That was sick
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We gettin high as fuck out here y'all
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You sound like a big ol dumbass, and a rube
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With the shortest possible interval, inshallah
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I enjoyed: This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden You're harboring a fugitive (that ass) And my justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
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Nothing bad happened
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Man that bin Laden song is hilarious
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted
Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
Phil (@pi8you.bsky.social) reposted
"At least $5 million in medical debt gets erased no matter what. And for every million bucks the movie makes at the box office, another million in debt will go up in toxic smoke."
Curb Your Malthusiasm (@manuclearbomb.bsky.social) reposted
[whispers] we need to run religion out of the political discourse
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it's gonna be great