"Tip your server", they said...
"Tip your server", they said...
Anyone remember The Heights from the 80s?
Meanwhile, in the US, "brown lady bad". *sigh*
Leaf #art #photography
Safety Dance, obviously.
He's a figurehead - a useful idiot.
Airwolf CHiPs Stingray Silk Stalkings
Talk about doing a double take.
Ah, if only...
My first computer!
Raise your hand if you remember being screamed at by a computer every time you wanted to go online!
One of my favorite phrases that I try to inject into conversations is "My gast has been flabbered."
He said that when he was having lunch with Bourdain, right? I miss Bourdain.
These days they have to pay for them themselves.
Interesting. I had to take one for top secret, but not for secret.
Appropriate somehow that it's on a Saturday.
In intelligence? Or battery technology? Cause there's arguments for both.
One of the questions they ask you when you take a polygraph test for Top Secret clearance (ridiculous, I know) is whether you've ever researched how to fool a polygraph test.
"It is the language of Mordor, which I will not utter here." (I'll wait until I'm in Elrond's house).
Do you think he knows that the vast majority of people hate his guts and he just doesn't care, or is he truly clueless?
Bullshit.
How is it still this high?!
Oh good, now a billionaire has control over war zones and comms as well. What could possibly go wrong?
Congestive heart failure needs to do its job already.
War is peace. Strength is weakness. Bad is good. Light is dark.
Was wondering the same thing!
How is it still that high, though?!
When you've lost Fox...
Daily Fact (2025-07-24): The eyes of a donkey are positioned so that it can see all four feet at all times. #trivia #dailytrivia #uselessknowledge #uselessfacts
I feel like nobody really addresses the fact that the Gambler died in the middle of the night so he ended up sharing a train car with a corpse for a good portion of the night
Every time I think this fucker can't get any dumber...
Meanwhile, FAUX News is probably showing a completely different poll that shows his numbers skyrocketing.
Ah, yes, let's name it after someone known for her class and love of opera /s
Just read that there's a chance they may not be allowed to sell in CA for at least thirty days, due to false claims of FSD
My hat is seriously off to you for being able to listen to that drivel long enough to keep track.
Good goddamn riddance!
Reeks of witness tampering to me.
Daily Fact (2025-07-22): Studies have shown that children laugh an average of 300 times/day and adults 17 times/day, making the average child more optimistic, curious, and creative than the adult. #trivia #dailytrivia #uselessknowledge #uselessfacts
Must be planning to retire.
So tired of reading sentences like "Each year, disengaged employees cost the global economy $8.8 trillion, according to Gallup." Is that all we are? Machines that make money, and if we aren't passionate and engaged then we're costing our company money somehow? www.aol.com/finance/quie...
Came here to say that!
House of Leaves will make you reconsider what you call a book. Excellent.
Maybe if the hormone subsystem goes haywire.
Le Sioux?
Remember when the White House had a science advisor? I do.
Cry me a river, nepo bitch.
I saw a tweet the other day from a lady that was perfectly fine with her entire family - herself and her daughters - being raped, as long as tRump was able to continue doing what he was doing. So the cult mindset certainly comes into play.
Now I need a re-watch.
Most public "servants" aren't interested in serving anyone except themselves.
We are right back to taxation without representation.
This
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
Well, he's golfing, so...
Hmmmmm
If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare… Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?
I'm not sure they would even if they had those photos.
Daily Fact (2025-07-18): On average, Americans` favorite smell is banana. #trivia #dailytrivia #uselessknowledge #uselessfacts
Daily Fact (2025-07-17): The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. #trivia #dailytrivia #uselessknowledge #uselessfacts
And *nobody* in the room called him on it? Nobody?! Are they lazy, stupid, or something else?
Beverly Hills Cop and Gremlins. Bc I haven't seen either in ages.
Statistics like this always just make my jaw drop.
Wish I knew how to get these made en masse. I'd make a killing on Amazon or Etsy.
Daily Fact (2025-07-16): The 3 most valuable brand names on earth are Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser (in that order). #trivia #dailytrivia #uselessknowledge #uselessfacts
Sure, inflation, unemployment, and tariffs may be rising, and the economy may be stalling hard, but at least we're living in a fascist police state, so there's that.
Werewolves of London 😁
Remember, think of autocorrect as a drunk little elf inside your phone, trying its absolute best to be helpful. And you wore it down.
They're both awesome, but I'm partial to the 2012 version.
Does anyone else feel like their hand was made to hold a sword, not a cellphone?
FinalCodeReleaseLastOneFinalFINAL/
Still recovering from the anesthesia.
Good thing this won't affect the cost of groceries...
Probably thought everyone was cheering for him.
You get a whole 30 seconds? Lucky.
Educated in Oklahoma, perhaps?
6 hours to deport someone, but 3 days to rescue them from a flood. Priorities, amirite?
What the actual FUCK is he talking about?
Oompa loompa after a long night of rage tweeting
And... it's only Sunday.
So, wait a minute - this is seriously an honest post? This is what they're actually peddling?
Any predictions?
"Time" by Chantal Kreviazuk
25 for me
I really hope they put that into the official court filing.
There was a period in the 80s when you couldn't turn on the radio without hearing Phil. I miss those days. Induct him into the Hall of Fame already! Oh, and Invisible Touch - first album I ever bought!
Is he dead yet?
This
How do we know it's not gonna be Sean Duffy? I hear he has some free time.
One of the best feelings I've ever had was seeing the book I wrote on the shelf in a Barnes & Noble. Didn't feel real.
I wonder if he can name a single character in the Bible.
And you!
But his dumbass supporters now think he can. The stupid just doesn't end.
"Next president" 😁
How the hell does he think he can do this? What sort of twisted mental and legal gymnastics would be required to accomplish this?
One of the most impressive things the right has managed to pull off is getting people to vote against their own self interests. For decades now.
Now I'm curious about that book, since that opening line is traditionally considered to be "bad" writing.