I tried to please both doors, but this one was quite dismissive. #FarnworthSigns
I tried to please both doors, but this one was quite dismissive. #FarnworthSigns
The Play for Peace: Games for Palestine charity bundle is now live! Nearly 400 games from creators all around the world, with proceeds going directly to Gaza relief efforts. Bundle link: itch.io/b/2979/play-... We made a launch trailer to celebrate this moment 👇 Please RT.
This is so dumb, and yet also so predictable. Create unoriginal, plagiarized output from stolen material that you need to pay someone to clean it up who could have created new stuff for you from the start. All because someone read a bunch of tech articles breathlessly telling them it was the future.
The Freddy Mercury hoovering display team were also a particular highlight...
Perhaps if they weren't out all day getting coked up and shouting at buildings they could hold down the jobs that they say the asylum seekers are taking?
The first Nazi book burnings were the biggest archive of trans research that existed at the time.
reminder that MasterCard and VISA are very okay with processing payments for guns and bullets, just not a video game where two fictional people fuck.
There are literally dozens of landmark cases where Brits relied on the ECHR: ⚠️Gay soldiers ⚠️Children beaten in schools ⚠️Women punished for fleeing domestic abuse ⚠️Journalists fined for protecting sources ⚠️Activists sued by McDonald All defended by the ECHR when Britain failed them.
Cool to see people embracing Obviously Evil Design Choices. What's the point of adverts like this if they aren't covered in cryptic messages in the dead crew's blood?
From this week’s Beano.
Has anyone put it to Nigel Farage that his two main policies have been Brexit and Donald Trump?
Do you think we could just cancel 2025 and start again? This year clearly isn’t working.
You'll have to pry my VPN out of my cold, dead, Luxembourg-located hands
Gonna keep checking this thread as the days go by for some guilty pleasures, then!
Okay, okay. The Plank, original version with Tommy Cooper (not the terrible Arthur Lowe TV remake) and Dick Emery’s Ooh, You are Awful. 😉
Genuinely - why would I?
No way!
Request for ‘So I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle’.
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
billionaires corralled us all onto online spaces then got freaked out about us talking to each other then rolled out ai chatbots so that we can exist in these spaces w/out talking to each other and getting too “out of control” but nobody likes the chatbots and those who do just end up going insane
I’m going to find the time to watch this, but I’ll say this first; I loved Bedlam, reminded me of the Leningrad Painkiller levels in parts.
Today is the birthday of René Goscinny (Aug. 14, 1926-Nov. 5, 1977), writer, editor, and cocreator of Astérix.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Feed that man to the fishes, and if it is the right man, he can no longer use his political power to starve poor people.
Breaking: JD Vance just arrived in the Cotswolds, UK, on holiday. Apparently having this meme on his phone got one tourist banned from entering the US. So here it is on a huge billboard near where JD's holidaying 👍 📍Cheltenham, Cotswolds, UK
youtu.be/-UNLV2mKbfM?... The PKRC (Painkiller Russian Community) I’ve discovered in the past few months are absolutely wild. They basically repack their own versions of the original Painkiller with all kinds of gameplay tweaks and some scripts from the later Necrovision games. pkrc.ru
One reason why I often repost instead of chiming in myself is because others often say it much better, but sometimes that's not enough. To call this a hideously authoritarian overreach doesn't do it justice, this is utterly ridiculous www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Look at this orange dickweed holding up what looks like a high school PowerPoint graph made last minute. No context or methodology. Just a magic beanstalk of bullshit shooting straight up into fantasy land. Everyone who voted for this corpulent fuck got duped and fucked the rest of us in the process
is it good that a big chunk of the economy right now is predicated on what if bonzi buddy had the power to induce mental illness and make you forget how to do math
Israel has killed approximately 200 journalists in Gaza in just 22 months, which is more than the combined number of journalists killed during WWII and the entirety of the Vietnam War.
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
The NRA must be busy polishing their butts, because this really does sound like that thing they were all about
Economics for the nerds: The difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is like the difference between having 1 megabyte of RAM and 1 gigabyte of RAM.
hey! i don’t remember saying that
Harry Potter fan who fell into a coma shortly after reading The Deathly Hallows wakes up in 2025
Unfriendly reminder:
Easier to go with the mindset that everything at Xbox is cancelled, so when a game is released it's like a nice surprise!
Can’t even sleep anymore because woke
"We didn't burn him!" www.meidasplus.com/p/exclusive-...
Absolutely, I figure the same, but what I often wonder, if it's defragging and getting rid of internal thoughts, circling round and round how come we aren't cursed to dream about adverts and jingles? Is it because we don't actually EXPERIENCE them?
The "justice" system is trying to send an innocent man to the death penalty for the murder of (one) person to set an example to poor people that if they go after a CEO they will face death. Yet mass murderers serve time. Message heard loud and clear.
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Is that 'May James' crying on the bicycle? 😆
My rose tinted glasses from way back when they used to air this in the UK on weekends in the early afternoons also remembers it being better than Robocop 3. Probably still holds.
Crafty.
Tomorrow's front page 📰 Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland
I have mixed feelings on South Park but I gotta admit whoever sourced all those photos and animated that face did an amazing job with the character acting
Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
thought the TL could use some good news
🚨 RIGHT NOW opposite Labour Party HQ in London. We’ve turned their street into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. A genocide is happening, but the Labour government is supplying weapons, intelligence and diplomatic cover to the perpetrator. Protesting this is not terrorism.
A man in Leeds was arrested for having this sign, which is just a print out of a page of Private Eye magazine. Courtesy of the Labour Party www.instagram.com/reel/DMTTMAk...
Baby Grok
Beano #1046, Aug 4, 1962
Every article about someone falling in love with an LLM is just about Dr. Krieger and his hologram waifu
everyone reading Grok is to be incorporated into the Department of Defence
i want the news media, pundits, the whole world really to start straight up saying “i don't believe you. you're lying.” why fight fascists with facts they simply won't give a shit about? we get sucked into debate/discourse framed by disingenuous liars when we'd be better off telling them to fuck off
You gotta play Crack in Time. It’s one of the best for exploration next to Rift Apart.
They’ve only ported Rift Apart for PC. The rest have to be emulated, nearly everything works but R&C PS4 (reboot) as ShadPS4 isn’t quite there yet.
Make people think you’re Donald Trump by saying “thank you for your attention to this matter!” every time you fart.
Simpson Productions Logo History
Just a reminder that Phil Collins knew all the cheat codes to Crash Bandicoot
I very nearly brought this home, because isn’t it nifty/kinda beautiful? Found in the road, a shopping basket squashed flat, but still retaining its essence; a flat shape still somehow 3 Dimensional. A place to put your Euclidean Apples. It’s now a shopping basket drawn by a child, or a genius.
These shoes represent over 18,000 children killed in Gaza
I sometimes wonder why we call the bog the shitter when it is we that are doing the shitting.
A perfect comic.
Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers
ad: hot girls are in your area! [calls a hot girl] hot girl: hot isn't it. very muggy. we could do with a bit of rain really. it's going to be like this all week apparently
“I asked Grok” “I asked Chat GPT” Yeah well I asked the plants and the rocks and they said you’re a bitch
Boing! boing! boing! (Bribidibi Bribidibi)
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.
“MAAAAM! GRANDAD’S SWIMMING IN THE PAVEMENT AGAIN”
I've honestly nicknamed it 'Doom Returnal'.
And it’s awesome to use with an Apple Pencil. Like using a magnadoodle as a kid, so slick to doodle with. Optional Gif playback too.
Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:
Imagining this with The Dark Ages shield throwing, dashing and parrying mechanics.
It took me about an hour to go "This is the worst Doom game yet, Painkiller wannabe." to "This is the best game since Returnal and there's no way that GZDoom modders will ever be able to try to mod these mechanics."
UPDATE: Imagine converting to a religion as an adult and having 𝑻𝑾𝑶 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑬𝑪𝑼𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑩𝑨𝑳 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑹𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑰𝑶𝑵 tell the whole world that you don’t have understand its basic tenets and are doing a bad job
Looking forward to the follow up article about truck drivers who refuse to run over children.
Literally, Irfanview. I used to shrink and save images as .ico files all the time.
Haha, try out Savior of Babes, if you dare, if you haven’t already.
CLIPPY 📎
apologies to bill (they had to move) (march 22 1992)
Finally, an episode of Dr Who about how you shouldn't say mean things about Britain's secret military police.
Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne
How is the Beano doing more scathing political commentary than most mainstream newspapers?
In the Beano this week Bananaman’s enemy General Blight becomes the head of DOPE - the Department of Pure Evil.
Last night’s Doctor Who really had ‘The Shape’ vibes.
jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation the photo:
I always called anything that threw back to Doom such as Serious Sam or Painkiller a 'Chunky FPS' before the Boomershooter genre name appeared.
Hell yes. This is why I love your Doom Tournament mod, which is arguably one of the best GZDoom gameplay mods. Absolutely captures the vibe of '99.
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