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Wonko The Sane UK

@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social

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created September 19, 2023

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Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

I read it as saying "We've left this newsletter so late that we're not actually going to tell you anything until Citizen Con."

4/9/2025, 9:37:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a kit. Anderson have been doing an occasional series of 10" diecast ones, like the Star Trek ships at the back of the picture. Not shown - the orange hulled VIP Eagle that only appeared in the pilot episode.

4/9/2025, 9:07:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

It's simple. Donnie never met a dollar he didn't want to own.

4/9/2025, 9:01:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

They really should change the name to "National Racism".

4/9/2025, 2:30:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what I said, until I found out the UK price is £900! 😱

4/9/2025, 1:36:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Failed Roy Hudd impersonator

4/9/2025, 11:39:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Some branches of Boots in the UK seem to offer COVID vaccines too, for around Β£95.

4/9/2025, 11:38:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

CCS is a grant lure for the fossil fuel industry to stay on the government gravy train. Once the grants dry up, carbon capture schemes will vanish like tears in the rain.

4/9/2025, 8:12:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Send it and bend it.

3/9/2025, 9:25:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Zelenskyy should recommend neutral ground. Like... The Hague? 😏

3/9/2025, 2:29:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 7:24:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Pair it with a remake of "They Live"

2/9/2025, 1:57:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Kirchoff (@charliekirchoff.com) reposted

It sucks how much medical debt can remain in the wake of someone’s passing. And it’s sad that despite Peter David’s contributions to pop culture like Marvel and Star Trek it didn’t provide him with the sort of security that would cover this. I do hope that that the community can pick up that slack.

2/9/2025, 9:26:04 AM | 79 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

A poppy is for Autumn, not just for November 11th.

2/9/2025, 10:05:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Some are predicting that today's announced "Presidential Address" at 7pm UK time will be a "Weekend at Bernie's" moment.

2/9/2025, 10:04:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

He's signing an Executive Order to release Half-Life 3

2/9/2025, 7:45:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

This "new" EV, will it travel at a "brisk, lively pace"? πŸ˜‰

2/9/2025, 7:40:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Took them long enough to render the deepfake.

2/9/2025, 7:34:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

The OG Casino Royale with David Niven was MUCH better! (But it does go a little weird towards the end)

2/9/2025, 7:30:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps plomeek is simply a Vulcan beet?

1/9/2025, 8:20:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

I read the word "Terrarium" in a Star Trek post and my first thought is...

1/9/2025, 2:14:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

So... Rudy's driver slowed down to rubberneck, and the driver behind didn't.

1/9/2025, 2:03:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:45:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

App stores do tend to be location-locked, but my guess is it's EU-only so far.

1/9/2025, 12:33:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't seem to be available in the UK yet

1/9/2025, 12:10:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. An EREV's gas generator has no connection to the wheels, it's just used to charge the battery.

1/9/2025, 11:00:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

That's precisely what an EREV is. An EV with an onboard generator.

1/9/2025, 7:48:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

How big is the courthouse in Nuremburg, PA? (Asking for a nation)

1/9/2025, 7:09:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

It's similar to the uniform badges on "A Space Adventure Hour"

31/8/2025, 6:40:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Pundits said Russia pushed Iran to push Hamas into attacking Israel. What if it was Trump and Bibi, simply to get hold of some prime beachfront property? πŸ€”

31/8/2025, 6:04:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

People aren't laughing in lying politician's faces nearly enough. This guy understood:-

31/8/2025, 5:55:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

There's only ONE thing that trickles down, and it comes from the executive washroom. 🚽

31/8/2025, 5:12:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

"I've stood right there!" is one my favourite things to notice in TV shows.

31/8/2025, 8:21:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, it WILL be!

30/8/2025, 8:18:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

The Hunt for Red Dragon

29/8/2025, 5:16:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

He was supposed to be in the van with Aragorn!

29/8/2025, 12:50:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like they're recovering (successfully) from a skid.

29/8/2025, 7:40:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

You can if you book in advance. Boots do it. www.boots.com/online/pharm...

28/8/2025, 1:49:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Come to the UK on vacation, give the pharmacy Β£75-100. Job jobbed.

28/8/2025, 1:44:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Fire captain should've moved the "hot zone" to behind the ICE SUVs and made them WALK back to town!.

28/8/2025, 9:08:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to it. Have Tom Clancy's Spacesuit, Will Travel

28/8/2025, 5:11:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

So... They removed the couches, because JD?

27/8/2025, 1:45:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

IIRC, Andor ends no more than a month or so before Episode IV, so Ewan's going to have to look a LOT more like Sir Alec Guinness to fit the timeline!

27/8/2025, 1:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Everybody knows the aliens are on Europa, not Ceres.

27/8/2025, 10:27:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Also worth noting that Trump was released on cashless bail multiple times.

27/8/2025, 7:19:30 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

It was recently remastered in 4k and released on Blu-ray.

26/8/2025, 7:05:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

While they're watching the crosswalks, someone should sneak up behind them and rainbow-paint the squad cars.

26/8/2025, 2:47:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Of all those people, I've only heard of MrBeast, and NOT in a good way!

26/8/2025, 2:42:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd like to see the MAGAts try to paint over that one! 😏

26/8/2025, 1:31:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Pro tip - Those huge banners with his mugshot on them are NOT flags! πŸ˜‰

26/8/2025, 1:29:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

"Sentient" is pushing it a bit, don't you think?

26/8/2025, 11:06:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously, Sauron HAD written down the backup code for his One Ring account.

26/8/2025, 9:00:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Not included in the count because Brexit.

26/8/2025, 8:34:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

She says he has no legal standing to fire her, and is refusing to go.

26/8/2025, 6:52:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminder - 2 of those are NOT flags! 😏

25/8/2025, 9:49:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

It's covering his MS-13 tattoo.

25/8/2025, 9:47:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Just realised that's roughly £26k here! 🀯

24/8/2025, 9:20:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right. It seems they screened a single special in 2016 & 2019 to fill the gaps.

24/8/2025, 6:52:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

These days, it's rare for #DoctorWho to be on screens two years running.

23/8/2025, 9:47:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

22/8/2025, 9:38:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Con Crud got REAL.

21/8/2025, 1:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

IIRC, Walkers never put more than a fiver in their crisps

21/8/2025, 11:27:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe try @kiwiev.bsky.social as well?

21/8/2025, 10:13:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

You're doing it right, then. πŸ‘

21/8/2025, 9:34:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance & co prepping to 25th the Dear Leader? πŸ€”

21/8/2025, 6:49:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

We already had the new James Bond, and he's not a cat.

20/8/2025, 7:32:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Why did it HAVE to be zombies? 😩 (They're dead to me!)

20/8/2025, 7:12:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

"...disrespectful to Putin" is the full quote.

19/8/2025, 1:07:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

There's NO WAY there's a double-yolker in that orange melon!

18/8/2025, 8:12:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

The "Justice Gang" from James Gunn's recent Superman movie.

18/8/2025, 6:22:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Actual cures & vaccines are not permitted, because "Big Pharma" makes more cash simply treating the symptoms.

18/8/2025, 12:09:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

And... it's gone. (Post deleted)

18/8/2025, 10:36:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

So sad. I blew most of my vacation money in there on my first trip to the USA in early 2001.

18/8/2025, 7:49:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

It appears to be available in the UK. Maybe it's just been geoblocked so the Dear Leader doesn't see it himself and start throwing ketchup?

18/8/2025, 7:39:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Guessing that Putin said Donnie could finally have the "Trump Tower Moscow" that he's wanted for ever.

17/8/2025, 7:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

UK rock band Status Quo built a 60+year (and still counting) career on 3 chords.

17/8/2025, 6:29:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm waiting for one of them to try smashing the window of a bulletproof SUV.

17/8/2025, 11:51:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Band kids have a chance to do the funniest thing. Follow these patrols around with a tuba.

16/8/2025, 8:56:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump has been gunning for NOAA ever since the "Hurricane Sharpie" incident.

16/8/2025, 8:58:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

The rate he's going, it won't be top 10 for much longer.

15/8/2025, 8:44:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE will start claiming all their guys are allergic to mayo and it's therefore "attempted murder"

15/8/2025, 7:35:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

You may like to add this to the Alien Cat Box thread:- youtu.be/1zfvxfVvXfk

15/8/2025, 7:26:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it John Barron? 😏

15/8/2025, 7:21:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

A Peel P50 - From the Isle of Man.

14/8/2025, 8:49:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

What is a Purbeck, and why do people need to be taught to shoot it?

14/8/2025, 1:42:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I even sold my Oculus Rift when Zuck bought the company.

14/8/2025, 12:05:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Italy wins though, thanks to the anti-ICEing notice.

14/8/2025, 11:41:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

You say that like it's a bad thing!

14/8/2025, 11:23:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

My last trip to the USA went much the same. I can also recommend this route.

14/8/2025, 10:55:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 10:22:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always ready for a bit of ABN πŸ‘

14/8/2025, 10:20:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Those bullet points look a bit "Project 2025" to me.

14/8/2025, 10:19:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

"The defendant KNEW my client was allergic to mayo!"

14/8/2025, 7:29:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

You KNOW blue milk is only good with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social on the label!

13/8/2025, 2:14:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Thanks.

13/8/2025, 2:12:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The heat ray sound effect has since become almost as universal as the Wilhelm scream!

13/8/2025, 2:11:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sunscreen

13/8/2025, 2:06:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

It's right there in the middle of the "Premise" section.

13/8/2025, 2:05:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

How to mess with people - Give Tim Allen's part in the "Galaxy Quest" TV show to Scott. 😏

13/8/2025, 1:54:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonko The Sane UK (@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social) reply parent

The article you linked does indeed mention Woking, as in the book.

13/8/2025, 1:47:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view