Well if those weren’t the weirdest anal beads.
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Well if those weren’t the weirdest anal beads.
Tomorrow will be better. And another chance to off this shit bird.
Room AC cooled, fan on for white noise drowning out the tourist blaring music & hummingbirds battling, vertical blinds closed to block out the Sun, door closed to leave cats to their own devices, phone silenced & charging, water bottle & meds stashed behind bathroom door, bsky silenced 4 the moment.
If it weren’t for politics, he’d be a serial killer.
“We need to get in front of Four Seasons Total Landscaping pronto!”
Shove ‘em down his stupid füçking throat until he chokes on them.
THIS is what I’m talking about. Following you 30th time over!
Sweet dreams! Tomorrow will not only be better but it will be an adventure! Glad to have you aboard! *whispers* I have tomorrow off! Woo hoo!!
Yep. And no prescription needed. They are some stuff you can’t get here. The latest drugs. Controlled substances. Some cancer meds. Some antibiotics. Pharmacies every other block almost. I try & stay away from the pharmacies that are controlled by the cartel.
It’s criminal. I live full time in Mexico. My US medical insurance doesn’t cover meds here but they don’t have to as they’re so much cheaper here. Lots of folks either live or travel to MX just for that reason.
Another year of college football, another year of Florida State’s stupid füçking chant.
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People say, & rightly so, that food is a right, not a privilege. I say the same for medications. People will die without taking a drug you have, you know that, & you demand that they pay you $1k/month to not die? That makes you a murderer. There should be no profit when it comes to people’s lives.
He did that to his hair on purpose. #psychopath
Sorry. You’ll have to be WAY more positive to receive a follow.
Sorry. You have to be WAY more glass half full to receive a follow.
I’m following everyone who replies to the Meidas post. Birds of a feather.
Just heard that the couch fucker cancelled his vacation?! Could it be?!?!
Brilliant. All company logos must follow suit.
And now you’ve introduced the word ‘lamprey’ to this American. Never played that, btw. Sounds fun. And a good ice breaker. Maybe we should get all the world leaders together for a game.
Al crct. Thnk u fr atndn my TD Tlk.
Are we just gonna ignore that RFK Jr’z face is melting? That worm did a number on him. He is not someone to be listened to. He should be dunked in Roundup.
Maxine Waters is a National Treasure.
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen today. I realize it’s still morning, but that’s already saying a lot! I’ve been on bsky for 15 minutes!
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You mean the ones where the guy in a white lab coat taps the gauge and it goes into the danger zone? And then he says, “We’ve got a problem here.” Right before something really bad happens? That one? Yeah, didn’t watch it.🫣
2nd box. Don’t make me show my work. My inner voice just whispers things in my ear. My ‘gut instinct’ got me this far. But don’t listen to me. I’m wrong all the time.
K.D. is such a talent. Love K.D.! Rufus Wainwright’s Hallelujah also great. I recently discovered this video that I have watched many times.❤️ youtu.be/ns3yt1QJO9s?... Also love Brandi Carlile!
And we’ll time the whole milk just so.🐈💨💩
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
Or Dodge? Where’s that runaway Dodge truck with the stuck accelerator pedal?
Patience is supposedly a virtue, Waf. Whoever said that, I say, “Yeah, I’ve got your patience right here!” *grabs crotch in a way that would make Michael Jackson proud*
I’m storing and saving my piss for special occasion.
Good on you for being stingy with the cookies. I’m not a cork dork either. Cabs are ok. But if there’s a nice IPA or pale ale, I’m all in.
I wonder what fake Melania does on her months off.🤔 Probably works with a speech therapist on how to further fuck up English and a mime to nail those facial expressions.
Where’s that bullhorn or whistle when you need it? No rest for the fascist Gestapo.
Then do McConnell.
Ha. Haha. Haaa. I get it.
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Good on the voters. These fascist traitors should never have a moments rest ever again.
For me, it was 5 years prior when W & SCOTUS stole the 2000 election from Al Gore & gave W his first term. Even tho W was the worst President we’ve ever had up to that point, he won a 2nd term & appointed John Roberts and Samuel Alito to SCOTUS, setting in motion all the füçkery of today.
PSA: Don’t bring a black light to your hotel.😏
Sorry your girlfriend thinks anal are clocks with hands rather than numerical digits.
Superman get a boo boo?😂 He’s gonna get fired again.🤣
Creepy.😬 I always think about who has died in my hotel room ala ‘The Shinning’.
I’m just saying it would be a convenient time to combine the 2 much anticipated events. I’m sure they COULD make one with his face but why put the newspaper and paste thru that trauma?😁
Avocado
*Wall to wall idiots.
Now THIS would be one of the rare times I post his dumb stupid face on my TL. If he would just die or go to prison or get impeached, those would be the other times.
Can we do this again tomorrow? I’d like this to be my new morning coffee. Everyday until it happens.
Mexico’s Independence Day is 9/16. Would make for a great day to celebrate the bag of shit’s passing. We have piñatas and fireworks at the ready! 💀🎉🥳👏🏻🎊🙌🍾🍻
Please take steps NOW to unify the Blue state Governors and start backfilling key governmental services like NIH and CDC. Blue states should have their own source of labor statistics. Team TACO WILL cook the books. We have to have an alternative. START NOW
Unpopular opinion: America’s biggest problem is NOT the greedy billionaires, it’s not the racists, bigots, women haters, anti-Semites, islamophobes, ammosexual gun nuts, or corporations. It’s not even the two party system or the corrupt special interests that control our politicians.
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He only wears what he fucks.
It’s. The. Füçking. Guns.
Looking for her next meal ticket on their deathbed?
Every year in Mexico near me a discovery is made in the desert. Not sure why. The cartel run the city dump that mysteriously frequently sets ablaze with black toxic smoke so they can burn the bodies of their rivals.
As Maharishi Mahesh Yogi taught us, if just 1 percent of the population came together, positive things would happen. Just think what 50% could do.😏
Seen tonight at MX Chinese restaurant.
Dirty!🤭
Bite your tongue! You’ll give those assholes ideas.
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😂 Quickest draw in all of Canada.
We’re 2 pervs in a pod.😂
They got out in time. We can rest easy. Until tomorrow when some other stupid tourist does the same thing.
Drumpf is a pedophile. Release the files.
😜 So much alarming!
Make sure they include a ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner & then push off a few hundred million dollar jets into the water as they go by as tribute to how things are going rn.
I curse you, Al Gore!!!
I still have a pen that, when turned upside down, reveals a naked woman. The peak of modern technology.
Great idea, if he hasn’t renamed it yet.
Me: “2025 can’t possibly get any worse.” Minnesota State Fair: “Hold my deep fat fried butter on a stick.”
High tide in 2 hours. They better hurry.😬 *Mission Impossible playing in background*
Well just point out toward the open ocean and tell him with tears in our eyes (from laughing), “Sir, in your honor, there goes our entire fleet of submarines in parade formation.”
Me waiting for this motherfucker to die.
Beebees!❤️
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We’re number 1! We’re number 1! 🤬
No way she’s still fucking that disgusting bag of shit.
Thousand percent this.
Can anybody named ‘Taint’ really be taken seriously?
I’m no doctor but I would suggest watching porn before bedtime.😏 Everyone in the mall will be having sex.
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Smol sous chef.😂
Yes! If they can put up a small town like Alligator Alcatraz so quickly, imagine what they could do for the unhoused around the country.
FIRST schools, THEN trash duty.
If we locked the White House doors from the outside & put up a barbed wire fence around it, we’d capture the 100 Most Wanted notorious criminals in the world.
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Thanks, Linda!
Can you do that? I’m doing back muscle strengthening & flexibility stretching as part of my PT 4back pain. Since unable 2visit gym due 2other super duper annoying factors for last 4 months, my arms would snap like twigs under the weight of my fat ass. Before, I had a concept of a 4-pack. No more.
Made sesame encrusted tuna steak for dinner with a ginger soy dipping sauce. My helper, Butters, was more interested in the broccoli.😂
There’s a cat in the video?😏
Catherine 🇨🇦 🌎 