But he will only send them 29 days at a time so he can rip off our national guard as well.
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But he will only send them 29 days at a time so he can rip off our national guard as well.
This one got me good! ๐คฉ
I hope this is at least in addition to the press conference
He will need more than this to distract from tomorrow's press conference
Boogie Down Bronx
. THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . . โฌ๏ธ โฌ๏ธ โฌ๏ธ .
Fun fact: his great grandfather was thrown out of Bavaria for the same reason. Generation after Generation of horrible people.
Pedophiles of a feather...or some shit.
It seems millions of people are hoping for dumps demise. No one more so than his "wife" me thinks.
It's a line from the movie (Cannonball Run). Burton Reynolds played JJ and Dom Deluise played victor. The nice doctor was offering the two of them a free proctology exam. ๐คฉ
Victor? JJ?
Alien: Earth Oh shit! Looks like the baby is punching out right through the rib cage. ๐ฝ
Has this guy ever heard of Michael Jordan? Lol "That wasn't gonna happen 10 years ago"
The entire 1st paragraph seems like total bullshit
haruka_okinawa_sea Haruka ๐ผๆฒ็ธใฎๆตทใๆฏๆฅใๅฑใ
Captain Choas would take the ring to the wrong mountain!
youtu.be/Zn0_2iACV-A?...
Garbage in, Garbage out
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
He will have to be removed somehow. Don't kid yourself otherwise.
It's more like they are planning ANOTHER coup attempt
Just eat 15.
Just to clarify ๐ โ the article is about a canceled pilot program that wouldโve given ICE agents $100โ$200 bonuses per deportation. It has nothing to do with the $50K signing bonuses for new recruits. Those hiring bonuses are still active. It's also from 20 days ago.
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I despise MAGA but facts matter. He is not ignoring the courtโs orderโFlorida has officially filed an appeal, which is a standard legal response. Meanwhile, he has not resumed new detainee intake or made new infrastructure additions, as those actions have been expressly prohibited by the court.
Unfortunately, I don't think this is accurate. A media report surfaced regarding ICE canceling a pilot program that would have offered agents $200 per deportation within 7 days and $100 within 14 days. That program had nothing to do with the $50,000 signing bonus.
The VFX department is going to need to touch this up a bit.
Ghislaine Maxwell
They have internet in Mississippi?
He flew too close to the sun.
Reminder: Maxwell already committed purgury TWICE as was caught for saying the same shit about EPSTEIN. She will say whatever she has to to get out of prison.
Pull-ups are much easier if you know how to grip the bar. He doesn't.
Seven Samurai (1954) - Akira Kurosawa
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High Anxiety!
Igor, help me with the bags...
I guess she just isn't pretty enough...
She's better suited to be a parking lot attendant anyway ๐คฉ
But, but, but she's so pretty. At least she thinks she is...
I would. ๐คฉ
Maybe her grandson just enjoys a nice big plate of garmonbozia?
Seems reasonable. Ill keep an eye on it for them.
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Is trump a pedophile covering for his elite pedophile friends? I wish I could buy my own attorney general.
Ironically, sucking is almost always a good thing
Thank you. I've asked friends, LLMs you name it, and everyone seemed to have a different answer. Make perfect sense!
What does BOTD mean?
Didn't taco tits end the psychic wars?
I could watch the hybrids all day long.
Tammy...๐คฉ
Is it night?
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
So, our weakling compromised criminal president got played again...
SHOCKER!!!!! ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
Both things can be true, a big story like the Epstein files can dominate headlines and conveniently draw attention away from something else, like changes to police or National Guard deployments. One affects public focus, the other is the actual policy move. Different motives, same timeline.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
Gotta love it when dems fight back! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Judy is waiting for tRump...
You're my favorite joker ๐คฉ
We are all products of our environment. Clark's environment growing up was Kansas I think...not Krypton. Haven't seen the movie BTW, streaming it tomorrow.
I had a crush on Pinky Tuscadero ๐คฉ
LOL Those same 30 people make bank when it crashes as well.
Who's doing what now?
Wait, are you ALL of my co-workers?
#PedoPresident #maxwellnotavictim #releaseunredactedEpsteinFiles #repuikkkans=criminals๐ณ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คฌ
So there will be an exhibit where our army took over airports in the 1700s.
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
This looks great!
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"I could NOT deploy the national guard in DC on January 6th, only Nancy Pelosi could have done that, its her fault" Trump 2021 through till last week. "I am deploying the national guard in DC, this week" Trump 8/11/2025 How does MAGA square this circle? I would love to know.
Does he have the same brain disorder as Ali?
That's not fair. He clearly offered to apply baby oil to Satan's asshole.
#Epsteinfiles
Let's hope! Love your movies btw
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I guess she is just too fucking stupid to realize all the other ways they made fun of her.
Thank you ๐
My first D&D game was also in '79. I had no idea what was going on. The made me play Cleric. So much fun!
Last week Oxygen took potassium on a date and it was just OK. Then yesterday I saw Oxygen with a date with Magnesium and I was like OMg.
She will always be my favorite "ignorant slut". ๐
They are not even pretending to be fair.
I know Alfalfa shot Buckwheat.
If that were to happen the conspiracy would grow even more. tRump doesn't want this