We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
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We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
Donald Trump's former ambassador to Austria: Put it in u that my son is a softboy racist little bitch & will be attending Wake Forest Fortune: Absolutely we will, and we will use a fake name for your son even though his real name is right there in your wikipedia entry Trevor Traina: Nice
Remember, kids: A real big goal of "AI" is to entirely sever capital from labor, and no, there will be no universal basic income, you can all just starve and die, thanks www.axios.com/2025/08/26/a...
happy labor day
Danger Keep Out Pacolet, SC
The other thing is, in a time when Donald Trump has won two presidential elections I simply don't believe that a candidate has to do this sort of too clever by half triangulation to win! If you're not good enough at politics to avoid throwing your own constituencies under the bus then don't run
It’s such a Karen response to write up this diatribe the one time she can’t find the grocery store $1.99/loaf when she manages to walk into some boutique bakery or something.
Other people’s tastes and preferences are different than hers. The “free market” found it profitable to sell a wide variety of breads. Obviously nobody’s taken away her precious thin white bread. It’s literally everywhere. You’d have to go out of your way to try find a store that doesn’t carry it.
why do the bananas need to move around
On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
Undertale
any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
![Tweet screenshot: vineyille [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That's Chappie 12:00 PM - Mar 23, 2015](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dnyu7yimzrlbkfcny6xruzxm/bafkreibs6fxvxdtgkhjluihjmlyiip54tbpx27s64kpanagarx356x7mqe@jpeg "Click to view full size")
How else would billionaires possibly afford their fifth vacation homes or third yachts?
You will rarely see a better encapsulation of Tesla
Thinking about the woods again
Concerning.
Too many outlets are asking if an AI has feelings and not enough outlets are asking if an AI can be charged with murder.
Here's a news story covering Sean's comments & the subsequent retaliation. Judge for yourself, but to me, this is our LA public transit showing how, bit by bit, institutions let fascism take hold. This is a matter of democracy, not just a job. Please share widely: lapublicpress.org/2025/08/la-m...
even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit
Telling my financial advisor to invest in wheelbarrows immediately
Now THIS story I believe. And he got his ass kicked by a 15 year old. So instead of giving him a lesson in "Don't harass women" or a couple of self defense lessons, they BRING IN THE FUCKING NATIONAL GUARD because this guy is a jerk and can't defend himself against a teenager.
also “impeach him at the ballot box”
“we’ll beat them at the ballot box”
the reason this discourse will never end is because it is completely untethered from any kind of evidentiary standard. as long as there is a 19-year-old barista somewhere saying “cultural appropriation,” guys like nichols will complain that “democrats” use alienating language.
The last Democratic candidate bragged about owning a gun and featured police as speakers in their convention.
We just got through an election where voters told us they voted on egg prices and thinking Biden was President in 2020 and people are arguing Dems lose because of “Latinx” and let me tell you that’s the most online stupid fucking shit I’ve ever heard in my life.
Twin Peaks: Leland Palmer at the Sheriff’s Department.
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
i actually don't think the government should be allowed to just shoot people in the streets
"criminals" convicted of what crime, by whom, and sentenced by whom to be murdered or maimed on the spot
why. who are they planning to shoot.
Saw a guy walk up this spigot, hold his hand underneath, intentionally dispense hot water on his hand, say “ahhh fuck!” and walk off shaking his hand vigorously. I can’t stop thinking about this
youtu.be/vnvcyVN4co4
Since Kendra showed me this I’ve been walking around mumbling “Pepsi Watto” to the tune of desperado
you rarely encounter a perfect intro..........but when you do
It’s like two degrees removed from a 30 Rock joke.
Surprise! It’s literally cash money. $1k that’s the secret survival tool
Just think - if one million people turned off their wifi for one hour it would save enough electricity to run one ChatGPT data center for ten seconds
Wonder if I can get banned from r/openai
flaming moe's
you know that scene in children of men when a drained clive owen leaves work on the pretense that the death of baby diego has really affected him more than he expected well that's basically me except its every day and the death of baby diego (america) really is affecting me more than i expected
Perhaps David Dennison.
How did the ai somehow not include “tie an onion to your belt” in this list.
drjeb.bandcamp.com/track/frozen...
Please old chap, delete those pics of your mum… my plagiarism machine is quite thirsty
You can't teach U.S. history without "divisive" narratives. Slavery wasn't "unifying." The Japanese incarceration wasn't "unifying." The anti-immigrant Operation Wetback (real name) wasn't "unifying." It's history's job to tell the truth, not cover up past racism to pave the way for future racism.
as someone who likes to see the best in people the number of fuckers falling for the computer saying "while i'm just a chatbot... i think you're really special! ;)" is testing me
Smugly for 20 years while all of our rights are stripped away: you’re actually being alarmist,
just go back to rioting, burn that shitty gold-bedazzled white house to the ground
Bring back the square computer disk (with an K) and leave behind the computer’s disc (with a C(stands for ‘circle’)). FACT:: CDs slice up my hand and there’s nothing wrong with a square.
drjeb.bandcamp.com/album/worm
Thank you for the suggestions! It was a good excise 🦾
Head of NASA Sean Duffy intends to destroy a satellite that collects key data on carbon dioxide and plant health, by causing it to burn up in the atmosphere. The U.S. Dept of Agriculture and private agriculture firms use the data to forecast crop yield, drought conditions and more.
Really putting the evangelist in tech evangelist.
Spend time with your dad while separating fathers from sons…
The exclamation points also give it that extra hint of desperation…
"Defend your culture; No undergraduate degree required" is kinda the last 10 years in a nutshell
BUT THE STRAWMAN I MADE OF YOU HAS THE SAME HAT YOU WEAR check and mate
And when AI is increasingly being fed on AI/bot-created “content” (whether social media posts or auto-generated websites or “news” articles), this just seems like a problem that will only get worse.
"He was also chair of the House Workplace Harassment Committee, the group tasked with investigating and recommending punishments when lawmakers and others in the capitol are accused of inappropriate behavior." www.cpr.org/2025/08/06/c...
A word can't be a slur if it's referring to an inanimate object. "The new slur for tables" what are you talking about
This is why Charlottesville melted down its Lee statue. If the statue is removed and simply put in storage, it remains what @artcrimeprof.bsky.social calls “America’s strategic racism reserve.”
uhhhh. so they removed article 1 sections 9 and 10 from the official constitution page. Stuff about Habeas Corpus I'm guessing might be the reason for the removal of 9, and 10 restricts the powers of states and prohibits punishment without a fair trial constitution.congress.gov/constitution/
In case you didn't know, there's a bizarre panic on the Granola Nazi far-right about bluetooth devices causing cancer
this is the way rich people think about health insurance
I think a lot about how Elizabeth Holmes only got in trouble because she peaked too early, can you imagine a tech CEO losing everything because they have no tangible working product and lied about it today
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Let me guess. The red hats who were *very loud* (and incorrect) about their HIPAA right to privacy in 2020 are absolutely silent on this.
swimmy
The Sharpie about to get a lot more use.
#SpiderManDay thwip🤟🕸️
Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September. Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!
one reason the GOP goes so hog fucking wild when they're in office is beause they know from long experience whatever bullshit they pull, however extreme, will trigger ZERO consequences from a future Democratic administration, and only 10-30% of the damage they inflicted will be repaired
The “catastrophic failure called sunset” aside, photovoltaic solar panels (& onshore wind) are by far the cheapest & most effective sources of energy. We are losing on renewable energy so badly. Chinese exports of solar panels, EVs & batteries in 2024 alone cut global emissions (outside China) by 1%
how much of the money from the ICE/tax cuts bill is just going to go to scammers, do you think? www.richmonder.org/this-tuckaho...
Wonder how many people’s Medicaid coverage money now just goes to this one random dude with a paper thin website.
Life Help Belzoni, MS
Lmao this rules so hard
A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.
![[quoting a tweet from isabelunraveled in which she rails against depressing books that get branded as “great writing”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreidzblpxefncqr2c73v7myen325wvtk767i7rw4zcc32c3hj4gzv5a@jpeg "Click to view full size")
every profile of a DOGE boy should include the number of people they’re responsible for killing
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
the only BTC I want to invest in
Impressive. There are layers of incorrectness here. I know, you might rush to list one. Don't. Savor it like a fine wine. Allow them to meld together in a melange that lingers. It isn't wrong; that's reserved for people trying to be right. It's a treat for the senses, like a fresh pile of bullshit.
Yes, usually when you give the bully your lunch money that's the last you hear of the bully.
I just wish any of the people ultimately in control of this process were capable of feeling the slightest bit of shame when they eventually ignore all of this and approve his nomination.
*Critics tired of being relegated to subhead, labeled “critics.”*
Breaking: Guy who lies all the time has an exciting announcement
i've met a lot of people who think that Scruff is McGruff the Crime Dog's first name. That's his nephew you absolute dunce, you fucking imbecile, you pathetic moron. How do you wake up every day and face being yourself?
Imagining people 25 years ago asking their Furbies to run their lives.
THE PITT cast studies, really really enjoyed this show
Academician Prokhor Zakharov 