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Still trying to prove he was right. Maybe this embarrassment will lead him to self knowledge and innov—lolololol

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One weird trick could fix Ukraine in just 85 short years

Benjamin Hoffman (@bhh.bsky.social) reposted

With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history

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I guess everything Swiss has holes in it now

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Wonder if it fizzled bc of label concerns. Most voters have never heard of a shadow cabinet and don’t know what it does. “Shadow” sounds sinister to them and they’re likely wary of anything new (to them) with that word. Direct is better, like “truth cabinet.” No “people’s cabinet”—rhymes with PRC.

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Lenny’s team is prob all sleepers and tailbacks

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(No idea how that link got added to my post.)

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Not all of us can just toss off public-worthy SOD clips without spending a few months first to build up some Popeye forearms.

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I’d love to see/hear him knock out some SOD riffs on this thing

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Alt title Shogun: ADHD

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It actually looks even funnier upside down

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Jerry no

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It took a rules change to nix the booth camera?

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Pour one out for Lance Crackers who went to my high school and died of tetanus when he went through the floorboards of his rusted out Ford

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Vintage Jim Rockford sighting for @thomloverro.bsky.social

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Pretty sure he said Turd Ferguson, but you could mistake that for Burt Reynolds.

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all ABBA or no?

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That’s amazing! The guy’s been kicking around here a long time (oof, sorry). I knew your name sounded familiar. Welcome back, then!

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If you want to passively soak up background and pretty level-headed takes from a (very well informed) fan perspective, try the Kevin Sheehan Show podcast. A longtime local radio voice who’s often joined by his former co-hosts, usually Thom Loverro (of Wash Times) and sometimes TE Chris Cooley.

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Welcome and good luck! Until Adam Peters got here, their punter Tress Way and special-teams ace Jeremy Reaves were arguably the team’s most exceptional players at their positions and seem like they’re best friends. Not to mention, Way is a great quote and has published an indie trivia card game.

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To be fair, most of the technocrats on here are only bloodless bc theyve completed their standard adenochrome infusion protocol.

Joe Sudbay (@joesudbay.bsky.social) reposted

"But after attorneys general and governors from about two dozen blue states sued in federal court and won an injunction, the balance flipped. Of the five states with the most canceled grants, four are led by Republicans: Texas, Georgia, Oklahoma, and Ohio"

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I can't believe I've fallen in love with a Harmony guitar.

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Weird and so gorgeous. Maybe just me, but it looks made for Joe Perry to knock it around live.

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Dude is coming for Josh Johnson team signings record

Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

When did Tom Cruise turn into Norm Macdonald

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Blue book or red book?

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And syzygy, syzygy

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Or how many YAC would Billy Cole from The Last Boy Scout need to overcome the downside from committing a triple homicide on the first play of each game?

Sarah Andersen (@sarahseeandersen.bsky.social) reposted

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My man, this is the Columbia House way.

x-tweeter.bsky.social (@x-tweeter.bsky.social)

Here’s some good advice: Substitute the word “hunger” whenever you want to say”food insecurity.” If it doesn’t work right, then what you’re talking about probably doesn’t help with hunger.

amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted

“Thank GOD the National Guard is here while I EAT MY PIZZA,” shouts a woman at Red Light on 14th in DC as yet another trio of guardsmen walk by.

Mike McIntosh (@mikemcintosh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Beating Trump and Trumpism is more important than anything else. Plain language is just common sense when trying to appeal to ordinary voters.

Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) reposted

There isn't a city, state, or county across this nation that doesn't have issues that make it far from perfect. None of that justifies military dictatorship as a governing solution.

merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted

if you're not from or have never been to new york i cannot stress enough how normal the subway is 99% of the time. kids take it to school. everyone is basically chill. you learn to be in proximity with harmless weirdos or minor irritations pretty quick. for all its issues it's an incredible thing

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Yep, I like healthy babies that smile a lot

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Washington might be about to test this with Matt Gay. Pitchforks are already out.

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Better be some @memphisjookin.bsky.social

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Is Morgan Fox the one with the extra finger?

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So necessary, great news!

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Some good news for SF: Brian Robinson runs the Wildcat.

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Not if Carolina Dowel Pounders local no. 53 has anything to say about it!

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Hats off, Ben, for having the guts to project a surprise BR departure a few days ago when you had to know people would flame you for it.

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An amazing rough draft of history I can't believe I've never stumbled onto before. That is a *literal* bridge pickup as the alt text explains.

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HFS they need to stop everything and evolve their Change Management process

Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

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Loved the boat tour when we visited a few weeks back! The champagne glass building with the giant tub at the top is freaking insane engineering.

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Sure, but hard to see how he loses an immunity arg on the basis that he’s the Exec acting w/in conclusive and preclusive authority to enforce fed law on the streets of the capital district. Maybe not 5th Ave NYC but he could shoot someone on Constitution Ave DC and prob get a pass from this SupCt.

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Or a Pigcasso

Orin Kerr (@orinkerr.bsky.social) reposted

NEW VIDEO: "So You're About To Start Law School: An Incoming Law Student's Guide to the First Month" My tips, especially for those first-gen students who don't know a lot of lawyers. Hope students find it useful. youtube.com/watch?v=Ayl3...

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Heartbreaking

Sarah Posner (@sarahposner.bsky.social) reposted

on top of everything else, is Stephen Miller wearing A TAN SUIT?

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giving

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Finally discovered a way to beat 1/4" cables at going direct to amp. Must be from Nigel Tufnel Laboratories.

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Interesting to see a thinly veiled plea by Alford to be called for testimony at a Tunney hearing on the HP/Juniper merger:

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But if we can get a live crew out of our solar system, we prob can also develop super-benadryl and extra shielding!

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Great until the whole interstellar seeding ship gets seafood allergies from all-you-can-eat space shrimp! On the upside, anaphylactic shock's a quicker and cleaner end than the radiation sickness from 5,000 sudden-appearing stars.

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Been a minute since I set foot in church, but this line always stuck with me: "And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” Don't have to be religious for it to seem more relevant every single day.

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No, forget Richardson--it turns out highway-legal lumbar microwaves can help Indy's carbon rod produce plasma excitations that will penetrate any defense! pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

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Wait a sec, I think Matt Stafford's done now with his mobile spine chakra microwave trailer, there's still a chance for Richardson...

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Each golden urn contains one cabinet member’s gamete generators. See if you can match them!

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Wow, it really is a non-zero possibility! This season I’ll be rooting for the Bears.

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Promise?

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This is a huge blind spot for 80s kids like me who played at hacking, dialed up Phydeaux forums daily, and had a pretty solid handle on how a computer worked under the hood. Basically none of it is the same now beneath the physical interface. Same reason I don’t change my spark plugs anymore.

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lol Det F’s third sentence kills if you ever lived in DC

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And also yes the Tonya Snyder unis are so bad

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Not for long, old unis back as alts this year, prob full-time next year

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cc: @orinkerr.bsky.social

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stone cold bit

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Judging by that pic, now known as the Cleveland Just For Men no. H-40 Medium-Dark Browns

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That could almost pass for a ranking of obscure Sabbath B-sides

John Voltz (@johnvoltz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

A related technique: “Dear Idiot” My brother was a solo attorney and he got a filing/letter that was infuriating. Just to get it out of his system he sat down and began typing starting with “Dear Idiot, …” 1

Hannah Vardit (@hannahvardit.bsky.social) reposted

hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

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Can confirm I saw these guys earlier this year and had an absolute blast! Cocktails were good, too, and the trays came out like clockwork all through the show. Super well run team.

Mark Copelovitch (@mcopelov.bsky.social) reposted

For the paltry sum of ~$31M, the federal government funds area studies National Resource Centers and Foreign Language & Area Studies fellowships for students nationwide. We're probably wasting wildly more than this Doing A Fascism in the national capital right now. It's shameful & maddening.

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Princess Leia trying to support her side buns after getting drenched in a summer pop-up storm

Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

(AXIOS) - The West Wing has created a scorecard that rates 553 companies and trade associations on how hard they worked to support and promote President Trump's "One Big Beautiful Bill," a senior White House official tells Axios. @axios.com www.axios.com/2025/08/15/w...

Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

Today's federal presence at Governor Newsom's press conference was a clear and brazen message designed to intimidate. The message was: *Regardless* of whether California redistricts to negate Texas gerrymandering, the federal government intends to use force to sway the next election in its favor.

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It sounds so crazy it just might work!

Matt Cameron (@mattcameron.bsky.social) reposted

Just to say this plainly: what you're looking at here is a federal police force accountable only to the president rolling up to intimidate the governor of California as he announces his plan to counter a federal legislative coup out of Texas which will ensure their permanent presence in our streets

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Are you weighting points to normalize across sports? Or just using standard fantasy point schemes for each? If NFL is really heavy, I could see people with the worst football finishes tuning out after New Year’s. Or maybe that’s the point lol

Steven Mazie (@stevenmazie.bsky.social) reposted

Hard to say if Kav speaks for a majority, but signaling that the law is probably unconstitutional yet can remain in effect bc its effects aren’t dire is interesting in light of how SCOTUS has handled some Trump emergency applications…

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If I owned a downtown D.C. mini-mart, a copy of this with all the faces circled would go on the wall of shame behind the cash register with the bad-check writers and shoplifters and doge broz. And Dersh and Squee.

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Ah, that's right, I forgot that one of Newton's surgeries came before the combine, so he didn't test. My bad!

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LOL, looks like I gave the least helpful name I could have thought of for your system check!

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DT Johnny Newton/WSH looks like he’s all the way back from the foot surgeries he had before his rookie season last year.

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Like even Glory Days ya know?

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Everything is fighting for second place to Born in the USA right?

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That whole episode sounds very two Sean Penns and a Robert Duvall

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My only question is was this intentionally designed to look like the trench run in A New Hope

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Those chairs absorbed significant flatus

Will Bunch (@willbunch.bsky.social) reposted

The sandwich was also processed

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More of this from every judge, leader, and reporter.

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God knows Time's 1st verse will be on infinite repeat in his head tonight: Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted

Palantir has been getting a huge number of deals like this, in what is extremely obviously self-dealing.

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But the article is a fascinating read! Well done. Had no idea people were actually fighting over conspiracy theories vomited up by a guy trying to explain away why he can't play at tempo and no one should anyway. But it makes so much sense that he blew up during 2020.

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Forever true: Any headline in the form of a question should be answered in the form of "No."

Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted

Good old church and state, two things that are famously supposed to go together in the United States