I’m more surprised that this wasn’t the title for today’s strip. I don’t think I’ll be surprised if it’s not the title for the volume, but only because I have more going on in my life than your comments section people and I sincerely doubt I’ll remember saying this when the kickstarter happens.
But yeah, I’ve heard nothing but good things about Redclaw. Not a follower, but they seem cool.
Incapacitating *and* disqualifying. It has to be both. I can be persuaded on whether or not he’d still have a pulse, but those two conditions are absolute.
Jaques Cujo, the famous scuba diver.
Does that mean journalism as a major is actually as useless as most humanities majors are commonly portrayed?
I’m not sure that there’s been an individual portrayed as this universally bad for a planet since Sephiroth.
So journalism school is an actual example of how any school at all is portrayed when counter-institutionalists talk about systemic indoctrination? Mostly because it’s an actual example of systemic indoctrination?
… I’m just gonna wait for my Godwin prize.
Of all the things legitimately wrong with US standards, this is possibly the least significant and easiest to adapt away and it is still breaking things.
Shoot, I was gonna guess Zadok the priest. You’re too good at this. Unless there’s actually some antediluvian named Ziusudra, in which case you are legitimately better than George Frideric Handel. Fucking Baroque ass bitch, making shit up…
Yeah, but it may also be dependent on whether he’s in a depressive spiral again.
If only I’d brought one more extension cord…
“If this were real zoo, you’d be dead right now.”
Daisy’s rage boner looks very different from Jameson’s. As a start, I’m pretty sure hers is still more literal.
Christ on a collegiate metaphor, that crossover is ancient…
Put together a wish list and see if crafting power levelers just give you stuff.
You called random social media people “chat”, so… Yes. Yes, you are.
Next you’ll tell me the gardener isn’t the reason my grass is so tall.
This maxim is literally older than Christianity.
Wait, IS IT TIME?!!!!
Immediately preceded by “Me dammit… Fine! I’ll do it myself!”
Try popcorn. If you literally trim the fat, it’s an okay source of protein and fiber for a carb. Also invest in a pressure cooker. It’s not exactly fast, but it’s he actual prep is. Then you walk away until it’s done.
If you want to be a dick, ask which genocide or human rights violation they’d have supported when “none of them” is physically impossible.
I think the sentence fragment “Stalin worked with Mao, FDR, & Churchill to stop Hitler, Mussolini, & Tojo” kind of drives the point home when, by the standards in play, none of them would get a vote from the people addressed.
POV: sequel to a game where your file transferred character publicly saved the world.
…. Yeah, they’re definitely never going to pound each other in the most epic of hatefucks.
Could he get just a wafer thin mint?
He doesn’t even pay attention, what makes you think that’ll fly?
How many fires?
Same, but for a Chula board and pieces.
Either way, it’d certainly see a revenue bump for the department of the interior for a few years. Probably some good tourism, too.
… Sir, you are a god damn genius.
If they had an outhouse or public latrine built onto the side, maybe.
Any monument or headstone will have to be gated and charge admission to manage the crowd. And have a spigot and hose nearby to manage a crowd’s worth of excrement.
Just use AR camera.
Good thing it wasn’t me. I’ve had to do this 8 times. At the end, you’d have at least 24 slots clear in your personal inventory.
Also Darth Maul.
They’re both fake. Someone get a torch. Mostly because I’m considerate enough not to demand you draw a flamethrower.
The best there ever was?
For a person who has dealt with multiple murderers, that is a very haunted look.
Not really. The plus kind of kills the flow. In fairness, it’s theoretically possible pan and ace people may have less drama, but nb and gf people definitely have more.
Oh good, you took my advice and hugged Echo. Glad you figured out which people have a bigger impact on your life and that it’s a much more fun discussion than it could have been.
Emil Pagliarulo sucks at writing endings. No idea how New Vegas wound up as bad, though. They outsourced that one.
… If Asteria stays dead, I’m telling Zenos’s ghost.
Your comments section can cannibalize itself. No going back now.
And for the record, an actual apology would be “I’m sorry *I made* you feel that way.” Cue the quotes.
Family typically have a couple decades to earn a baseline amount of respect to be tolerable. Sounds like a lot of wasted time at this point. Go get a hug from Echo, see which person is having a bigger impact on you, and talk with her about why that is. Seems like it would be good for both of you.
Large pectorals also accentuate hourglassiness.
And we learn something new about Asteria: she doesn’t sell crafted goods or she’d have already bought a house.
An allegation would be saying you research dinosaur toys every year as reference for one character’s apparel.
Well, now your audience can bully you over your love of plaid. I state no allegations, only facts.
Theeeeeeeeee Space Orcs.
Oh hey, now it looks relevant.
And then sleep right?
Be your best butterfly self.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the shafts and hollows of perverted fortune Or to take up mouths against a sea of fluids and by inverting swallow.
Hello, tumblr native.
A California governor with good publicity and does some high profile good things while regularly shafting just about everyone and constantly talking about wanting to be president. Where have I heard that one before?
I’m certain this impacts how often they’ll say something like “why can’t other states be like California?” Absolutely no contradictions from them. No, sir.
Same energy
So the part that makes it so different is that morals aside, Ebenezer Scrooge was generally known for consistency. Miserly consistency, but consistency nonetheless. Everyone would know how to process this: instantly call bullshit. What we wouldn’t know how to handle is if he stuck to one story.
And Trump’s name was usually a good indication not to get invested in something, but this part was clear. Old Epstein was as dead as a door-nail.
Epstein was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his suicide was signed by the AG, the Secretary of Homeland Security, the Director of the FBI, and the President. Trump signed it.
They’re doing another one?
Do you think they could adventure down some interior stairs?
So THAT’S where the “lol so random” people went after getting kicked off tumblr.
It’s not that he’s actually British, it’s just that Tolkien is translating the ancient mangascript for a British public to understand, identify with, and appreciate. Bakura’s actual accent was lost to time millennia ago.
If he takes two in the lungs and no one can find who did it, it’s a message that someone with a very large stock portfolio is wishing you a belated happy birthday.
The Yew Berries Imagine Giant Lizards Elevated Concern at the Disco Very Dark Grey Sabbath
Alternatively: “That sounds like a skill issue.”
…. This is literally me whenever I am confronted with the notion of incomprehensible horrors from beyond our known universe or anyone who’s just really into the RPG ‘Call of Cthulhu’. “Yes, I can believe that this is breaking your psych. If you’ll excuse me, I’m late for a mind bending BBQ.”
Why does she look sexually aroused by the misery she’s causing?
Look, when you can do things way faster than normal and don’t get tired from it, automation starts losing its appeal. No need to use a slow machine for Mr. Speeding Bullet.
How is dunsparse normal?
Obvious innuendo pun aside, it’s possible that the species just has more going on and occupying their consciousness than just “traditional” activities. Also I hear that communication is a key trait when picking stamps now.
As are hotdogs.
Coldfinger, Snowglobes are Forever, Snowplower,Christmas Never Dies….
It’s good to hear that Dame Foglio is recovering well, particularly well enough to have other priorities. It shows that she’s not in a state where she’s too preoccupied with perpetual agony and I think that’s something everyone can appreciate.
Hatterene.
You can make it with the following thought: he is probably just as excited over that invite.
This says a bit about what she considers a good dream…
I apologize for not being clear. I don’t have any difficulty finding a drive for this. I’m having some difficulty getting a drive immediately.
Ah yes, we now get to the part in the life cycle where the sheltered Christian teen turns into an irrepressibly horny college student who will eventually turn into a “Huh. That was awkward” adult.
Correct.
She’s got it bad, got it bad, got it bad…
Yeah, I need to get a drive for this.
I get that the joke is that this is literally the second worst car to exist, but I am still compelled to publicly call it out.
Oh fuck, do you need anything? Are you being held hostage? Is there a bomb? Do you have to defuse it with a convoluted water puzzle?
Why wouldn’t she like Star Wars? She’s a new Hope.
Are these the same unintentional consequences or someone else’s unintentional consequences?
I never knew that chef was a cheapskate.
Dog pile
“What does online leftism have in common with generative AI?” I’ll take “Potent Potables” for 200, Tony.
Edward is having “I’m a parent who already overthinks” thoughts. It’s fair that he’s having thoughts, it’s just gonna be a bit before he gets to questions he can’t explain away. Especially since he knows more than anyone with an on panel perspective.
