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TristanOfield

@y-wing.bsky.social

Generally crying over Politics or spouting off useless Scifi quotes.

created January 16, 2025

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Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

What f***ing loon

30/8/2025, 8:41:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿ”ฅ @airborne1970.bsky.social : โ€œWhen you get rid of SNAP benefitsโ€” whatโ€™s a poor family gonna do? The middle class has carried this country since Reagan said โ€˜trickle-down economicsโ€™. Time for the billionaires to carry this country. Thatโ€™s how ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will get great. But not under this regime.โ€

29/8/2025, 12:21:48 PM | 1932 646 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Drax?? Totally not an evil name

28/8/2025, 7:47:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

The top newsrooms have allowed it to happen. All those news men who would "print the truth and be damned with the consequences" either a) were a figment of Hollywood or b) are spinning in their graves at the cowardice

27/8/2025, 6:19:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

We demanded unconditional surrender. There is no negotiation in that.

25/8/2025, 3:24:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

No one has ever called him that

25/8/2025, 3:22:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants to put his penis in her. No great mystery.

20/8/2025, 7:49:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

Goofy Eyeball Octopus #AlienEarth

18/8/2025, 9:11:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

I Kill Giants is one of the best titles for a movie, hands down. It's right up there with Snakes On A Plane

17/8/2025, 1:20:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stonkers (@stonkers.bsky.social) reposted

Happy 28th anniversary (of the US release) to Event Horizon, a kickass space horror movie that couldโ€™ve truly been transcendent had the studios not forced it to release early because Titanic was running late

poster art from the movie featuring the eponymous spaceship floating in space above a blue planet (neptune maybe?).
15/8/2025, 4:02:56 PM | 541 66 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 12:25:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

13/8/2025, 7:58:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

Every journalist's question after next week should be "President Trump did President Putin ask you about the Epstein Files?"

10/8/2025, 11:05:02 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a total cult and they're total cults

10/8/2025, 9:55:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

gofund.me/3c97e0ac

9/8/2025, 12:29:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

#SupriseNoItWont

8/8/2025, 9:55:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Superman would never do that - f*** Dean Cain

7/8/2025, 4:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking idiot

7/8/2025, 4:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Full battery

2/8/2025, 9:36:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

But why? Why would they?

25/7/2025, 10:08:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

Jerome Powell is my hero

25/7/2025, 3:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

Neil Gaiman's genitals might have ended Sandman but damn it's the best dialogue mix I've heard in years!

20/7/2025, 7:42:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

My top ten that isn't Empire Strikes Back High Fidelity The Shawshank Redemption Jaws Batman Begins The Prestidge Tiger Land Trainspotting 28 days later Pulp Fiction Into The Spider-Verse The Last Crusade GoodFellas

20/7/2025, 4:10:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

Iโ€™m shocked, shocked I tell you

11/7/2025, 5:06:28 PM | 3105 623 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah so cringe

5/7/2025, 1:29:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Smell like Trump? I do mate. Every time I pinch one off.

2/7/2025, 8:20:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

Squid Game is basically ouchy Laser Quest

28/6/2025, 7:35:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xor (@xordev.com) reposted

"Accretion" for(float z,d,i;i++<2e1;){vec3 p=z*normalize(FC.rgb*2.-r.xyx);p=vec3(atan(p.y/.2,p.x)*2.,p.z/3.,length(p.xy)-5.-z*.2);for(d=1.;d<7.;d++)p+=sin(p.yzx*d+t+.3*i)/d;z+=d=length(vec4(.4*cos(p)-.4,p.z));o+=(cos(p.x+i*.4+z+vec4(6,1,2,0))+1.)/d;}o=tanh(o*o/4e2);

22/6/2025, 8:31:26 PM | 106 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

That's like me punching someone as hard as I can and when they get back up leading with, "oh I'm not fighting you." Not how things work.

23/6/2025, 6:44:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

I think the hardest thing to believed in Dept. Q is that a British Detective could afford a Ford Sierra

21/6/2025, 6:40:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

After bending the knee, The Washington Post can do one

19/6/2025, 9:22:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

This fucked me up for life FYI

19/6/2025, 2:08:18 AM | 282 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

F***ing ghouls

17/6/2025, 7:12:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened to him??

11/6/2025, 2:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Terrifying prospect on both fronts

5/6/2025, 8:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I say everyone who doesn't like me is mentally ill?

5/6/2025, 6:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ the stupid burns

5/6/2025, 6:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Now THAT is a headline. Someone on Instagram remarked "your friend needed your informed vote, not a ragged t-shirt."

4/6/2025, 10:05:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

I dream of being able to hear the dialogue channel

4/6/2025, 8:56:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

So Russia did attack Ukraine!

4/6/2025, 8:32:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

"The closet is getting crowded. Every year, without fail, thereโ€™s one Very Straight Manโ„ข who rants just a bit too hard and ends up on Grindr by the weekend."

1/6/2025, 6:12:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Nailed

1/6/2025, 6:08:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh do f*** off Lis

1/6/2025, 12:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

TACO might be the first thing ever to stick to Trump

31/5/2025, 7:16:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

31/5/2025, 11:10:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought they all work harder and that's why they're billionaires. Wait, that's not the case? Here is my surprised face ๐Ÿ˜

31/5/2025, 11:06:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not "going" anywhere. He's just learned what all the other billionaires in politics already knew - keep a low profile.

29/5/2025, 9:53:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

Tiny hands, giant bribes. #TACO

29/5/2025, 9:52:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

#ThePitt BIG shout out to the practical effects too!!!

28/5/2025, 8:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

#ThePitt is Noah Wyle's finest hour. Tracy Lfachor is a powerhouse. All the cast is stunning.

28/5/2025, 7:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Just when you thought Boris was the lowest we could stoop

28/5/2025, 6:34:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump won't hand them over. It will be conditional on our up coming trade deal. How far will Starmer kneel?

28/5/2025, 6:32:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

It's an action for which we have zero context. They could have been saying anything to each other. The moment he notices the camera is priceless but is it news??

28/5/2025, 3:15:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the Berlin Olympics

27/5/2025, 10:25:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to comment something similar ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘† this is much better

26/5/2025, 7:38:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Short Circuit

25/5/2025, 6:04:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

F*** me what happened to the Egg Muffin!?! It's now as small and sad as the cheese burger.

24/5/2025, 8:04:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

Remember when the McFlurry was great. Loads of ice cream, arguably better than the ice cream van, needed that big machine driven spoon to stir it because there was SO MUCH ICE CREAM to top it off 99p. Magic. Now its depressingly Shrinkflated to death #Mcdonalds

22/5/2025, 6:05:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope, he'll just be more subtle from now on, like the other billionaires

20/5/2025, 9:25:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't know mate. I've seen 1000's of people give political speeches. Never once saw someone give a gesture that could be mistaken for a Nazi salute.

20/5/2025, 9:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

19/5/2025, 11:56:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me sum up that meeting. Trump President Putin you have to stop this war. Putin Yes President Trump we will stop the war. Trump to press I've made a big beautiful deal. Press to world Trump makes deal with Putin to stop war. War continues.

19/5/2025, 9:00:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh good

17/5/2025, 8:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yay, he'll fix it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

17/5/2025, 8:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

What a colossal c***

17/5/2025, 4:42:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

I do actually have this on my 2025 Bingo card

17/5/2025, 7:17:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but big pharma, Autism did my own research, healthy diet, blah blah blah.

16/5/2025, 6:43:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Tell him he can have Labour voters or Reform voters - not both.

16/5/2025, 11:29:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Great take. Same with the anticipation of seeing the room full of Imperial Droids. The dread of waiting for them to be called into action. The evil galactic empire was actually being evil and scary.

15/5/2025, 11:59:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

F*** it just throw me in the Hunger Games ring with Hegseth. He can have the head start, I won't need it.

15/5/2025, 11:25:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Alliteration props Bigoted Booze Bitch

15/5/2025, 11:22:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guy Fawkes News (@guyfawkesnews.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

We have insanity no oneโ€™s ever seen before. And the crazy is way up. Dementia. We have a term dementia. Itโ€™s an old term, but it basically means Alzheimerโ€™s.

15/5/2025, 5:37:16 PM | 53 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

"I'm not like eating Oreos." Fuck off mate, you're 15 that's all you should be doing. Wanking and eating Oreos all day - that's it. - Mish

15/5/2025, 8:23:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

"Our ancestors didn't have shoes, they walked barefoot everywhere connected to the Earth." Yeah coz they didn't have fucking shoes. Then they invented shoes and everyone wore them because walking barefoot is shit. #liverking

15/5/2025, 8:21:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

โ€œWho taught you this?โ€ โ€œBro, I have a brain, man.โ€ The kids are alright. www.instagram.com/reel/DJnHryl...

15/5/2025, 3:16:44 PM | 2370 603 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

They don't want anything in return - Qatar is just giving DT a jet because they're nice people, apparently. Okay, then they should give me one. No Why? Because I have nothing to offer them.

14/5/2025, 9:24:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

If only they had made Andor and THEN Tony Gilroy had directed Rogue One

14/5/2025, 8:18:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy.com) reposted

If you have to spend the whole day after a speech explaining that you WERENโ€™T trying to sound like Enoch Powell you might want to do another draft next time. If I did a show and afterwards everyone said โ€œthat really reminded me of a Jimmy Savile!โ€ Iโ€™d definitely do a rewrite.

14/5/2025, 9:56:00 AM | 428 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know who you are, but this is the kind of thinking I can get behind. Also, and I cannot state this enough, I need an ice cream of that calibre

14/5/2025, 9:57:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

It DT accepts the plane, you can never say no to a government official receiving a gift ever again, for anything

13/5/2025, 4:43:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

YouTube is chock full of videos on Pre-workout shakes, Pre- workout supplements, Pre-workout rituals. Not one video will tell me how to expel all the pre-workout farts!

13/5/2025, 3:26:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

It's not a bribe. It's NOT a bribe because... because... he...says...it's not

12/5/2025, 7:52:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

And it is ludicrous how long they spend in free fall

12/5/2025, 7:18:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

You know nothing. You know less than nothing. If you even knew you knew nothing you'd know something - but you don't.

12/5/2025, 7:08:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Phew, okay then.

12/5/2025, 6:58:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

It wasn't him I was talking to specifically ๐Ÿ˜Š

12/5/2025, 6:44:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know about y'all but I often give my friends four hundred million pound jets and expect nothing in return.

12/5/2025, 6:38:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) reposted

You know how PG-13 movies are allowed to say the f-word once without penalty to their rating? Work should be the same way, like just give me one (1) consequence free F-bomb a day and I promise to use it in the most SPECTACULAR fashion

12/5/2025, 3:53:02 PM | 513 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

What point are you making?

12/5/2025, 6:28:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Soooooooo impeach ๐Ÿคท

12/5/2025, 6:25:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

If it were true, you would have to say it

12/5/2025, 2:52:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

It's why it's called 48 hours, coz you only get 2 days worth. #shrinkflation

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12/5/2025, 11:29:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait a min. TWP bent the knee. Why the hell am I still following it?

11/5/2025, 5:50:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a cool little detail to be interest in.

11/5/2025, 5:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoot the projector

11/5/2025, 1:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)

Shame after all this time Jimmy Smits didn't finally get his StarWars moment, but Benjamin Bratt is doing an admirable job #andor

11/5/2025, 10:50:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

Impeach immediately. His presidency. His watch. His lawlessness.

11/5/2025, 10:20:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

He can't help himself. If he tries to rig an election his ego will push for 100% of the vote and no one will believe it

11/5/2025, 8:49:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

8/5/2025, 9:19:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent

And the the trade deal is a piece of paper saying we will think about doing a trade deal. Starma has played Trump like a fiddle

8/5/2025, 5:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view