TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
What f***ing loon
Generally crying over Politics or spouting off useless Scifi quotes.
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What f***ing loon
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
๐ฅ @airborne1970.bsky.social : โWhen you get rid of SNAP benefitsโ whatโs a poor family gonna do? The middle class has carried this country since Reagan said โtrickle-down economicsโ. Time for the billionaires to carry this country. Thatโs how ๐บ๐ธ will get great. But not under this regime.โ
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Drax?? Totally not an evil name
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
The top newsrooms have allowed it to happen. All those news men who would "print the truth and be damned with the consequences" either a) were a figment of Hollywood or b) are spinning in their graves at the cowardice
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
We demanded unconditional surrender. There is no negotiation in that.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
No one has ever called him that
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
He wants to put his penis in her. No great mystery.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
Goofy Eyeball Octopus #AlienEarth
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
I Kill Giants is one of the best titles for a movie, hands down. It's right up there with Snakes On A Plane
Stonkers (@stonkers.bsky.social) reposted
Happy 28th anniversary (of the US release) to Event Horizon, a kickass space horror movie that couldโve truly been transcendent had the studios not forced it to release early because Titanic was running late
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
Every journalist's question after next week should be "President Trump did President Putin ask you about the Epstein Files?"
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a total cult and they're total cults
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
gofund.me/3c97e0ac
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
#SupriseNoItWont
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Superman would never do that - f*** Dean Cain
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking idiot
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Full battery
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
But why? Why would they?
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
Jerome Powell is my hero
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
Neil Gaiman's genitals might have ended Sandman but damn it's the best dialogue mix I've heard in years!
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
My top ten that isn't Empire Strikes Back High Fidelity The Shawshank Redemption Jaws Batman Begins The Prestidge Tiger Land Trainspotting 28 days later Pulp Fiction Into The Spider-Verse The Last Crusade GoodFellas
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
Iโm shocked, shocked I tell you
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah so cringe
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Smell like Trump? I do mate. Every time I pinch one off.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
Squid Game is basically ouchy Laser Quest
Xor (@xordev.com) reposted
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TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
That's like me punching someone as hard as I can and when they get back up leading with, "oh I'm not fighting you." Not how things work.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
I think the hardest thing to believed in Dept. Q is that a British Detective could afford a Ford Sierra
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
After bending the knee, The Washington Post can do one
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
This fucked me up for life FYI
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
F***ing ghouls
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened to him??
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Terrifying prospect on both fronts
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I say everyone who doesn't like me is mentally ill?
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus Christ the stupid burns
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Now THAT is a headline. Someone on Instagram remarked "your friend needed your informed vote, not a ragged t-shirt."
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
I dream of being able to hear the dialogue channel
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
So Russia did attack Ukraine!
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
"The closet is getting crowded. Every year, without fail, thereโs one Very Straight Manโข who rants just a bit too hard and ends up on Grindr by the weekend."
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Nailed
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh do f*** off Lis
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
TACO might be the first thing ever to stick to Trump
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
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TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought they all work harder and that's why they're billionaires. Wait, that's not the case? Here is my surprised face ๐
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not "going" anywhere. He's just learned what all the other billionaires in politics already knew - keep a low profile.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
Tiny hands, giant bribes. #TACO
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
#ThePitt BIG shout out to the practical effects too!!!
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
#ThePitt is Noah Wyle's finest hour. Tracy Lfachor is a powerhouse. All the cast is stunning.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Just when you thought Boris was the lowest we could stoop
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump won't hand them over. It will be conditional on our up coming trade deal. How far will Starmer kneel?
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
It's an action for which we have zero context. They could have been saying anything to each other. The moment he notices the camera is priceless but is it news??
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the Berlin Olympics
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to comment something similar ๐๐๐ this is much better
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Short Circuit
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
F*** me what happened to the Egg Muffin!?! It's now as small and sad as the cheese burger.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
Remember when the McFlurry was great. Loads of ice cream, arguably better than the ice cream van, needed that big machine driven spoon to stir it because there was SO MUCH ICE CREAM to top it off 99p. Magic. Now its depressingly Shrinkflated to death #Mcdonalds
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope, he'll just be more subtle from now on, like the other billionaires
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't know mate. I've seen 1000's of people give political speeches. Never once saw someone give a gesture that could be mistaken for a Nazi salute.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
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TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me sum up that meeting. Trump President Putin you have to stop this war. Putin Yes President Trump we will stop the war. Trump to press I've made a big beautiful deal. Press to world Trump makes deal with Putin to stop war. War continues.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh good
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yay, he'll fix it ๐๐
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
What a colossal c***
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
I do actually have this on my 2025 Bingo card
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but big pharma, Autism did my own research, healthy diet, blah blah blah.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Tell him he can have Labour voters or Reform voters - not both.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Great take. Same with the anticipation of seeing the room full of Imperial Droids. The dread of waiting for them to be called into action. The evil galactic empire was actually being evil and scary.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
F*** it just throw me in the Hunger Games ring with Hegseth. He can have the head start, I won't need it.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Alliteration props Bigoted Booze Bitch
Guy Fawkes News (@guyfawkesnews.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We have insanity no oneโs ever seen before. And the crazy is way up. Dementia. We have a term dementia. Itโs an old term, but it basically means Alzheimerโs.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
"I'm not like eating Oreos." Fuck off mate, you're 15 that's all you should be doing. Wanking and eating Oreos all day - that's it. - Mish
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
"Our ancestors didn't have shoes, they walked barefoot everywhere connected to the Earth." Yeah coz they didn't have fucking shoes. Then they invented shoes and everyone wore them because walking barefoot is shit. #liverking
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
โWho taught you this?โ โBro, I have a brain, man.โ The kids are alright. www.instagram.com/reel/DJnHryl...
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
They don't want anything in return - Qatar is just giving DT a jet because they're nice people, apparently. Okay, then they should give me one. No Why? Because I have nothing to offer them.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
If only they had made Andor and THEN Tony Gilroy had directed Rogue One
Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy.com) reposted
If you have to spend the whole day after a speech explaining that you WERENโT trying to sound like Enoch Powell you might want to do another draft next time. If I did a show and afterwards everyone said โthat really reminded me of a Jimmy Savile!โ Iโd definitely do a rewrite.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know who you are, but this is the kind of thinking I can get behind. Also, and I cannot state this enough, I need an ice cream of that calibre
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
It DT accepts the plane, you can never say no to a government official receiving a gift ever again, for anything
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
YouTube is chock full of videos on Pre-workout shakes, Pre- workout supplements, Pre-workout rituals. Not one video will tell me how to expel all the pre-workout farts!
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
It's not a bribe. It's NOT a bribe because... because... he...says...it's not
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
And it is ludicrous how long they spend in free fall
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
You know nothing. You know less than nothing. If you even knew you knew nothing you'd know something - but you don't.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Phew, okay then.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't him I was talking to specifically ๐
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know about y'all but I often give my friends four hundred million pound jets and expect nothing in return.
Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) reposted
You know how PG-13 movies are allowed to say the f-word once without penalty to their rating? Work should be the same way, like just give me one (1) consequence free F-bomb a day and I promise to use it in the most SPECTACULAR fashion
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
What point are you making?
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Soooooooo impeach ๐คท
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
If it were true, you would have to say it
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
It's why it's called 48 hours, coz you only get 2 days worth. #shrinkflation
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait a min. TWP bent the knee. Why the hell am I still following it?
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a cool little detail to be interest in.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoot the projector
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social)
Shame after all this time Jimmy Smits didn't finally get his StarWars moment, but Benjamin Bratt is doing an admirable job #andor
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
Impeach immediately. His presidency. His watch. His lawlessness.
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
He can't help himself. If he tries to rig an election his ego will push for 100% of the vote and no one will believe it
TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
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TristanOfield (@y-wing.bsky.social) reply parent
And the the trade deal is a piece of paper saying we will think about doing a trade deal. Starma has played Trump like a fiddle