In case the notification broke for you when we blocked the asshole Minnesotan earlier, but here's my double.
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In case the notification broke for you when we blocked the asshole Minnesotan earlier, but here's my double.
That guy doesn't get it. There was a decent-sized "Walz Lied" stand at our State Fair full of Trump weirdos. In his world, we should drain all 11,842 lakes, because we have loud Republicans, too.
Bud, find your empathy knob and turn it up. You're missing the point.
Cheers. I double-matched so the South wasn't left out. Ski-U-Mah and Roll Tide
Hi. Fellow Minnesotan here. One, stop being a fucking dweeb. Two, ICE is reportedly looking into using a for-profit prison in Appleton, MN, so don't act on your high-horse that we're better than any other state. Three, put up or shut up. I'll match dollar for dollar what you donate to TakeAction.
They were ranked in the top 15 in 4 out of the last 6 seasons! Mack Brown went 44-33 in his last go-around there! They went to a bowl JUST LAST SEASON! This isn't some sort of lost cause! This isn't KANSAS for crying out loud!
There is no game situation Mario Cristobal cannot turn into Kobayshi Maru
probably not because it's Miami.
But did they score too fast.
This is effectively what I hoped for Gronowski against Albany today. Not even close.
At least North Dakota has won a Natty in hockey in the last 10 years.
Oh. I just realized you're a Gopher. Proceed with your dumb joke.
(It's the other North Dakota school, the one with D-1 Hockey)
Reminder: this is not 2024 MVFC co-champ and FCS semifinalist South Dakota, or 2024 MVFC co-champ and FCS semifinalist South Dakota State, or 2024 MVFC co-champ and FCS champion North Dakota State This is 5-7 North Dakota
Just make QBs wear flags at this point and make them non-contact
Can see fans filing into the Wonderwall, mostly wearing black. They'll be silent for two minutes to start the match, then sing "You Are My Sunshine," as well as holding up a banner that Austin FC fans made following the Uvalde shooting - that horrifyingly is making its third MLS stop (after NSH).
💔💔💔
This is not funny, flags only do this when they're in extreme distress.
/shrug We've been awarded a Sudler and y'all haven't so... I don't know what to tell you.
I meant this bit "By the third game or so it was second nature to the freshmen." Or are you talking about the act of memorizing shows.
Oh wait. Are you talking pre-game? Yeah, that always pissed me off that we used flip-folders in pre-game. With new shows every home game, we rarely had more than 2 weeks to prep a show.
IIRC, our director claimed he didn't want to interfere with studies by having us also memorize.
i have now accidentally said “patt matricia” twice so sorry to that man but that’s his new name
Herbie thought it was over when they gave Corso guns
Gus Johnson saying "Big Dumper" is the highlight of UTA/Ohio right now
LET WOODWINDS MARCH YOU COWARDS
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Okay, so it's still not likely this season, but in two-ish weeks the distance has narrowed to 21 for Schwarbs and 3 for Arenado.
I didn't realize Taylor Martinez still had eligibility in Lincoln
at my first game at the big house i got to see the gophers beat michigan to take home the jug
And big debate on whether a fumble out the back of the endzone was recovered by the defense before it went out
This play forever. Only other one in consideration is the Daniel Murray walk-off
"What is the charge? Throwing a meal? A submarine sandwich meal?"
Touching to see this. The moment of silence was about twelve seconds. That’s shorter than what Premier League teams do, but twice the length of the moment the Twins did to honor the Hortmans at Target Field.
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
Ann Arbor deserves its spot, in my biased opinion. Austin, Fargo, South Bend, and Madison are madness on this list.
Jesus Herbert Walker Christ
The corruption laced Russian defense industry controlled by Putin cronies has produced a vast amount of defective and third rate gear. That is one of the key reasons Russia has failed to conquer Ukraine. Now Trumpers want to Russify the U.S. defense industry.
Oh look, it's the thing every fascist government says about the opposition party before they dissolve them and turn the country into a one party state.
“Is there an epidemic of flag burning I’m not aware of?” Jed Bartlet
I will never forget my Freshman seminar on WMDs, where a dude said we should drive tanks into Iran to deter nuclear weapons development. (Said dude wore a white and neon Bengals hat and was from Edina, MN) This was 18 years ago and I still joke about it with a friend
And I assume their employer has plenty of lawyers to fight the subpoena.
And?
Losers Cowardly
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I have an idea to make up $100M in market value
I love it when people bring the dumbest things I say into a microphone to life.
A hearty "fuck you," once again, to those who repeatedly go "oh, fuck the South, let it rot." We have a lot of great comrades down there who have to deal with some barbarous douchebags. I can never abandon them.
Fansville flag planting commercial is perfection
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
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To keep the nicknaming scheme, he's Jack the Snack
The end of this video explains so much about this website: youtu.be/aALT9cvlvoI
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Full season of healthy Starting Pitching (including whatever is going on with Ober's hip/pelvis).
This isn't even Minnesota Spicy
I enjoyed the one season of no bullshit to get to watch the Twins, even if this season has been shit. ESPN owning NFL Network and MLB(dot)tv is weird. I wonder if they'll buyout NBCU for their stake in NHL Network at this point.
The authoritarian shit is bad on its own, but let's not lose sight of the fact that this Texas law enforcement officer couldn't keep up with a 61-year-old out for her morning walk. Like the Nazis, these people are evil and pathetic at the same time. Don't miss any chance to mock them as losers.
(1 DoLoCR and 1 CA Empanada) x hunger factor (Who would stop me from having three of each)
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended Reverse chronological: The Midnight and Chromeo Polyphia Chromeo Jazz at the Lincoln Center Orchestra Atmosphere
Rich Eisen gets the classic SportsCenter intro for his return to the host chair
Even if it wasn't the Twins these two starts against the Twins are a good example of Paddack in his Twins tenure. High variance SP.
Former D1 athlete doesn't understand that you can love a team and still want that team's coach to be run out of town with torches and pitchforks. She probably would've been a better swimmer if she understood what real passion is.
A good day for double Wonderwall
Arenado is at 351 and likely does the honor. Or if Schwarber can get 28 more before Arenado gets 4.
Friday practices are specifically focused on shutting the fuck up.
I wonder how a healthy Rodri changes Pep's tactics. Can't imagine the transition defense looks as bad
We already got that Michigan in the playoffs matchup: they beat Bama in the Outback Bowl
In case you wondered whether ICE has fully transitioned to a tool of a fascist regime: This is not something any federal agent should shout at a member of the public.
That's rude to Tim Curry.
When Ryan Day gives up the Just for Men and shaves his beard:
Even if the move to helmet comms had the secondary impact of reducing the efficacy of Phil Parker's defensive scheme (coaches sending in play changes based on alignment), Stalions was never why Iowa lost that B1GCCG.
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ACAB includes the NCAA
Gosh, I wonder who picks fresh vegetables.
All I know is the Twins have not lost in NY since the Pohlads decided to keep the team.
Minnesota just ranked in the top 5 best states to live. By investing in the things that matter - economic opportunity, health and safety, kids and families – we’re focusing on improving people’s lives.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
It's been 34 years since a Big 4 Minnesota team has appeared in a Championship game. That deserves some sort of multiplier for all four. Oh and our hockey team left and won a cup in Dallas while we didn't have one.
Yeah, I had girded myself for this when the Ishbia deal with the White Sox happened My professional team owners remain as: The Pohlads ARod "Fan Owned" Failed Preds owner Craig Leipold The UAE The former CEO of UnitedHealth How is ARod the least unlikable?
You've gotta be fucking kidding me
Okay phew. I was deep in the throes of writing my thesis. I was either at home writing, at the lab writing, or playing hockey at the Cube/Burns Park for exercise/socialization.
How long has that place been there? If it's post-2020 I won't feel bad, but if it was there before I left Ann Arbor, I'm gonna be real sad.
I saw the last thumbnail and my silly brain thought that Hoss was going by Hoss at school. Also, thought about a water bottle that says Hoss on it for a kid and it made my day.
for the one millionth time right wingers do not actually buy things
LIL PARTNERS PANCAKES into "What is dead may never die, fuckface"
"Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....on January Sixth" ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight
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Honestly. It's too humid here, but the breeze is helping.
@tikkikki.bsky.social at least the weather is nice?
This is troubling. www.reddit.com/r/TwinCities...
hoping that when they say the LLM talks like a Ph.D.-level expert, they mean "holds indecipherable decades-long academic grudges expressed largely in the form of questions that are actually more of a comment"
Norm Charlatan 
