@miq.moe

Now we need a study of which mascots wear pants and which do not.

A large orange doesn’t. 

i always thought the term was Winnie-the-Poohing it? or is that just a middle georgia/north georgia thing

I think I got this from @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

I find rotating these two and Donald Ducking it is the way to go

I don’t remember the circumstances but the first time you ever said this we were recording and I fell out of my chair

These are not the only shirt + no pants cartoon characters but they cover such a useful spectrum of emotion

We’re big Daniel Tiger fans in this house. Daniel and Dad going pantless is made super weird by Mom Tiger in her capris.

winnie-the-pooh: high off the sticky icky icky, just wandered out of the house pantsless by accident, doesn’t mean anything by it donald duck: so enraged he stormed out of the house to tell you what’s what without realizing he was pantsless porky pig: did it on purpose. WANTS you to see

chilling

I can never unsee the Chicago Cubs mascot Photoshop

P-p-p-p-Porky p-p-p-Pig is a Fr-Fr-fr-…well he’s a pervert

Donald Duck: angrily missing pants Porky Pig: missing pants due to untreated anxiety Winnie the Pooh: high as fuck and not wearing pants

What I’m hearing is that Puddles is cheating on his real favorite team, Alabama

Oh, bother

Piglet: this shirts too short

They follow the Daniel Tiger Rule. Mom Tiger wears pants, Dad Tiger doesn’t, because he’s a pervert freak who should go to jail

So are naked mascots Scooby Doo-ing it or

They're Snoopy-ing it.

Correct

Yogi Bear-ing it is the most dominant showing

No because they don’t talk

Clearly.

Dammit you’re right I mean when’s the last time we saw the Nittany Lion downing a comically large sandwich

this is your regularly scheduled reminder that the nittany lion’s scarf is inside his neck

It’s not funny. Nittany lions only do that when they’re in extreme distress.

no! no!!!!! I hate this! I want to go back in time!

Credit to @actioncookbook.com

I have always wanted to make fun of that mascot but it’s SO bad that I suspect there’s a heartwarming century-old backstory that I’d inadvertently be mocking

If a Nittany Lion did that it would choke like it does whenever they are faced with an insurmountable challenge.

Zapp Brannigan-ing it?

I had a friend who called it “shirt-cocking”

Donald Ducking has the ambiguity of not wearing pants normally, but wrapping a towel around your waist after a shower

I'm from the Midwest and just the other day upset my friend suggesting their cat was a degenerate for doing the same because they named it Winnie. Apparently not named for THAT Winnie.

This is my Daniel Tiger’s mom conundrum

It always bothered me that they were pajama pants to sleep in but just a sweater during the day.

"8-Ball just out here Porky Pigging it in Dabo’s chapel" Thank you for this.