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were WHAT?????? god please support your local paper they can’t even complete an incredibly crucial sentence on their current budgets
model train parts are so expensive someone please help
what the fuck
"there is always an ideal solution that convieniently asks nothing of me and I will get angry if you suggest otherwise" has really been a driving ideological force in our politics since 2020.
the cast should be everyone from Mad Men who wasn’t in the first one
Yep a good-faith critique of learning loss would lead to proposals for a massive, New Deal-scale investment in public education. The people pushing the narrative are doing precisely the opposite.
If your favorite president had not stopped the human voices from waking us, and they were very loud and low IQ voices, we would have drowned. Prufrock, who made a very bad deal with the nasty Seal-Girls, could not have “dared” do it. They’re saying the mermaids would only “sing” for TRUMP.
Look we have a little fun at these rallies dont we folks - but I just want to acknowledge first that this is stolen land
it is Time for Plums
why is donald trump tweeting about how he can see his mother in the corner of the room telling him it's almost time to come home??? and why is it "so bright in here, brighter than i thought it would be" in the White House?
it feels less invasive I think
the south of WHAT
can’t tell you how much Cosmopolitan/Womens Health etc. food content tells you to have a “small square of dark chocolate” for dessert
adding my own hot take to this: I think a decent amount of opposition to milk chocolate stems from diet culture and anti-fatness
evil fucking people
“don’t make me hear those”
my 4 year old on his dad’s jokes just now: “I’m tired of those”
I get that not everybody is an electoralist but it takes some effort to ignore the absolute streak of beatings the GOP is taking in elections right now
If you don’t believe that Trump’s authoritarianism can be defeated, look at how scared MAGA is of chalk:
I’m glad we’re having a scare and I hope we have some more so he can see how excited everyone is for it to happen while he’s still on this plane
the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11
bro
one of the great conservative moves over the past decade has been to make themselves so unpleasant that their own family members are forced to cut them off, and then use that fact to argue that *liberals* are too uncivil
people would be a lot happier and also I think it is better on like, a spiritual level, to be honest with yourself about hating. which tbc I am also a hater and think it’s fine and good. just be honest.
$20 is crazy Team Cherry you guys are legends I’m taking 9/4 off sick, I foresee I’ll be infected
afternoon is squarely in my “fuck around online” time if you see my follow up!!! who is defending her????
despite posting I am still doing this. post election I established a social media hygiene rule of no social media before work (9amish) and none after 8pm. and as little as possible on the weekend. it helps!!!
I’m sad for our country. But this is incredible content.
no wonder Gen Z boys are so nuts, they're not jacking off. They gotta be jacking off more. Get the poison out.
I didn’t even have kids then!!! what else am I supposed to do sir
I have a lot of bad memories of my worst landlord, whose apartment was “furnished” including all the bookshelves with his (islamophobic) books but the funniest is when his dad came over to help remove the books, etc., and called me a “career woman” (derogatory) for being in law school
almost no show better at musical cues. The Chain scene???
please i need the youth to get super into the americans www.reddit.com/r/TheAmerica...
only ever had to sue a small landlord
gonna try to be less online for a bit. if you're struggling my recommendation is: consume less news and find a small way you can be involved in any piece of this giant struggle. action is the best remedy for despair.
He's straight up firing all the black people from the federal government
brag much
TIL :(
my eyes just got super dry and I couldn’t open them for a while until they rehydrated lmao
once I went temporarily blind watching all the extended edition LOTRs in a row 😌😌
I dare a reporter to ask him about the children's farandolae.
as if my respect for CBS wasn't low ENOUGH, I have to fully *VPN INTO AUSTRALIA* to cheer on my country at the Australia v. The World Survivor Olympics
The GOP resisting even assault weapons bans post Sandy Hook was probably when we should have realized we had a death cult as a major political party.
hell is not enough for the people who let this happen again and again and again and again and
I’d add I think a bunch of the current criticism of romantasy is because many of the authors are women. Women authors & women readers are the quadrant judged fit for demeaning publicly. Male authors of male coded shit-lit are fine.
for tips if nothing else tbh
Museum of moving image
hmmm sounds fake just cut seed oils out of your diet
it’s on the list of high risk conditions so you should be gokd
Jesus, if his consciousness is still out there in this plane or beyond, does not love my kids more than me. I can promise that.
Republicans will pass laws that get your children murdered then tell you to your face why that's actually OK
Diseased culture. Just make up a guy you don’t have to do this
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I feel sick
this goes against everything I believe in but I’ll do it for NYC ramen
I really need to know if the sandwich was a ham sandwich
Trash ethics: a helpful qualification for advancement in the NYPD.
oh!!!!!!!!!
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
just got a YouTube ad for self deportation!!! very normal and cool!!!!
we did little drawings of all the torts
it’s ok it’s not like anorexia is the mental disorder with the highest mortality rate. hold on I’m being handed a note—
ok I haven’t read the whole thing yet but the IG summary alone… !!!!!!!
NYC MUNICIPAL ACCOUNTS POST ON BLUESKY CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!
wow Danny Go is really taking over the nation
You won’t find a single major paper discussing these yet every person who reads this knows what im talking about
our politics should be every human being has inherent dignity and we should fight for that. but this is not a sustainable situation for anyone and it’s hurting the people who deserve it the least, most
Give bailouts only on the condition that they provide access to abortion as well as gender affirming care
to be clear Leonid is not wrong about the policy trade offs we’re facing and which side we should take
I hear you and it is one of the many battles we are waging - to keep hold of our own goodness in the face of a lot of evil. and they really don't deserve our souls on top of everything else they are taking.
yes and we as viewers deserve that
he does usually get a confession which he could testify to in court even if the defendant tried to take it back. but … that’s about it …
no comment
not even football coach…. PE teacher!!! Frequently a butt of jokes!!
I mean…….. we all know how this is going to end
Allie Jones also has a good insight here that Kelce is one of Taylor’s first serious boyfriends that is as into the spotlight/PR mechanics of stardom as she is
but really I do kinda believe in one cat/one dog theory of marriage
I don’t know about Travis Kelce in particular but I can recommend marrying a large jock instead of the sad boys you usually date
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not to be dramatic but they are lucky these parents are just suing because I would [redacted]
happy fall (war is over)
I-
that said: "Renewables and storage offer the only way to meet that demand in the short-term. The current backlog for gas turbines is 7 years long. Propose a massive gas plant today and you can expect it to be built in 2032. Meanwhile, renewables developers are building projects in 12-18 months."
I’m feeling sick about tiny stickers 😭
I need someone to ban me from using my phone.
I've moved on from waiting for The Winds of Winter, now I need Gillian Flynn to publish another book
ugh, gross. sorry to hear the stupidity about the vaccine is not contained to the US.
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
*SAHP. I forgot I also know a stay at home dad who hates his life lol.
every SAHM i know hates their lives. like they're doing it by choice but are perpetually miserable. and it breeds a lot of resentment between spouses because their partners get to like, talk to adults. go to coffee during their work day with no kids if they want. etc etc.
@governor.ny.gov help please
i'm so mad about the Covid vaccine situation. a fucking miracle on earth, one of the greatest accomplishments of government in my life time, and now I'm gonna have to find the nearest Canadian pharmacy to get it
George Pearkes 
