God has allowed me to live another day, and I’m about to make it all of you people’s problem.
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Not me I’m a little sweetie
Bringing back the Freedman’s Bureau just so he can disband it.
I love putting on the saddest folk music I can find on in my office in the mornings so that everyone walking in the door has to start their day hearing songs of love and loss.
They gave her a hate name!
I’ve got a decent background in literary criticism and the written word, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that “sucking titty” rhymes with “best friend kitty.”
I’ve got a decent background in literary criticism and the written word, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that “sucking titty” rhymes with “best friend kitty.”
The coolest part of Cold War espionage was the dudes with ghost powers and mind controlled hornets and also lightning powers.
“Remember, this is a sneaking mission.” *pulling out an ak-47 and rpg* “you got it Chief.”
Mostly ptsd and trench foot tho
Having a lot of fun with mgs delta, I love throwing dudes on the ground and kicking them in the head
Some day you’ll walk in the rain Some day you’ll feed on a tree frog 😭😭😭😭
Believe it if it makes you feel better
I assembled a book case and I only had to hammer 4 screws and use just a lil epoxy
I love how we all found out that Nate Silver is a non functioning alcoholic with a crippling gambling addiction and people are still supposed to take him seriously
“Throw the table. THROW THE TABLE!”
I mean she’s apparently been a steady committed relationship with one of her secret service agents for years
I guess your more into genre stuff
Reading Our Share of Night and it’s very good, but if it was about sexy ladies who wanted to bang me it would be called “Our Share of Wiener.”
Reading Our Share of Night and it’s very good, but if it was about sexy ladies who wanted to bang me it would be called “Our Share of Wiener.”
Playing MGS 3 like 🎶I give my life not for honor but for you 😭😭😭😭😭😭🎶
I think we should be using 2010 Olyphant and he should shoot Jaws on the moon
Downloading the Metal Gear Solid 3 remake like “I’m STILL in a dream, Snake Eater?!?!” youtu.be/_CbFAZ2ztlE?...
A Soft Knight
Tonks has discovered the balcony and the art of Batmanning
She’s really good at it
Tonks has discovered the balcony and the art of Batmanning
My personal fav is Luke making hot chocolate like he’s making a drinking in a Michael Mann movie and Lando almost marrying a vampire.
If it Happens we gotta let the libs have this one, they deserve it
We don’t have to settle for a trans erasing sadist! We don’t have to rally around a dude who personally drove a bulldozer through a homeless encampment! We deserve to care more! We deserve to believe in a better future! You don’t owe this dude shit except scorn!
Get their ass king
Sometimes I think about all the women I’ve loved and I get really sad
You know I fucks with Mr. Rogers
It is Friday my dudes
My music balcony is coming along nicely at the new house.
Delete them or what? Withhold DoE funds? They already gutted it. I understand that the states will go along with it because they suck, but what possible enforcement mechanism do they have left?
My music balcony is coming along nicely at the new house.
Spilling covfefe all over the panel of his prop x wing
When you have erectile disfunction months after getting Covid they should call it Dong Covid.
Ok you’re right there is no “seems,” that’s definitely what you’re demanding
Seems like you’re asking trans people to give up their right to exist and pretty much telling the homeless to go in a closet and a die so i think it’s a fair question
Playing Metal Gear Solid Delta like “You’re STILL in a dream, Snake Eater?!”
Narrator voice: We are still doing COINTELPRO and Iran.
Narrator voice: We are still doing COINTELPRO and Iran.
This is dumbest I’ve ever seen. You dumb as shit, boy.
Resist libs really be out here thinking voting for Gavin Newsom in 3 years is the same as knifing a squad of nazis in the ruins of Stalingrad
I hate mayo so I’d be cool with taking away the right to eat it
Imo people who keep talking about resisting and fighting back and taking back democracy tend to have a real habit of making fun of people with guns, like girl how tf you think you’re gonna fight back
No dude, you live in a society.
I was in your wet dream cranking on my hog (clap clap)
Call my tummy my peanus the way it fucking horts rn dawg frfr
If I had a wombat I’d name it Wambo.
True love be like “I only want you to suck my wiener for the rest of my life.”
You shouldn’t watch Honey Don’t! then
Dawg I hate those slimy morphs, fucking greenbloods
Timothy Olyphant doesn’t even say slurs!
One of the upsides of having an upper respiratory infection is that I haven’t had a cigarette in two days.
He’s a heavily modded astromech droid. He helps navigate and do jump calculations in starfighters. But he’s also got a jet pack and a flamethrower and a gun and a buzz saw and a body count.
I got an upper respiratory infection from dust and junk while dealing with moving, and now I’m cold and my bones hurt
If I were in 2001: A Space Odyssey; they’d have to call it 2001: A Big Ol’ Meaty Hog Odyssey
Now seated for Honey Dont’!, if it sucks I’m gonna call it Honey Don’t Watch This.
Me locking tf in when some mf starts talking shit about staying hydrated and drinking enough water
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Me locking tf in when some mf starts talking shit about staying hydrated and drinking enough water
Carmelita 😍😍😍 Hold me tighter 🥰🥵😏 I think I’m sinking down 😔😔 And I’m all strung out on heroin on the outskirts of town😭😭😭😭😭
Carmelita 😍😍😍 Hold me tighter 🥰🥵😏 I think I’m sinking down 😔😔 And I’m all strung out on heroin on the outskirts of town😭😭😭😭😭
Thanks, bar toilet.
Sometimes I’m just going about my day and I remember the picture of John Lennon walking like an asshole and I get really mad.
No. No I don’t and nor should you.
That’s true he should have to show them to us
Lmao this rules. I hope he gets it, this country deserves it
I’m starting a leftie film club at my local Alamo Drafthouse to show movie from a left perspective and discuss with fellow comrades and proselytize to well meaning normies and bring them into the fold. I NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR A NAME FOR THE FILM CLUB, HELP
I’m starting a leftie film club at my local Alamo Drafthouse to show movie from a left perspective and discuss with fellow comrades and proselytize to well meaning normies and bring them into the fold. I NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR A NAME FOR THE FILM CLUB, HELP
When we talk about wiener juice, do we mean piss, cum, or hot dog water
I mean they kinda do, but like, not nearly as much as you’d think
I don’t even care if they did do it! I care that the state has the power to grind any given person into dust, and so long as there is a lower class I am in it, so long as there is a criminal element I am of it, and so long as there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
The problem with Hole is that Courtney Love absolutely killed Kurt Cobain but also Hole slaps and Courtney love could have written Heart Shaped Box, but Kurt Cobain could have never made Celebrity Skin.
I have represented child porn cases, continuous sexual assault of a child cases, and I’m not about to apologize for doing my best to shield clients from the awesome power of the state, which literally reserves the right to kill people and steal years of their life.
I came in an hour and a half early to meet with some clients and neither did f them bothered to show up and honestly this is probably the worst thing that’s ever happened to anybody
Big dawg, a lawyer in my office just ran a whole jury panel by getting about 180 out of 200 people to say on record that killing that United health guy was a cool and good thing to do, I don’t know what to tell ya.
This is clearly one of the bad guys from Home Alone.
I love being at work an hour and a half early, it gives me time to mess with other peoples stuff like a little gremlin
This would not in fact be difficult.
This mf is out here belittling the only economist who actually had any idea what he was doing smdh
Repping the ATX like
Now seated for Fantastic Four: First Steps. Gonna preemptively call it Badtastic Four: First Shit.
Nah nah nah, I just am a very big fan of a very tall six foot lady who doesn’t know she has good politics, and maybe one day she will
I’ve always wondered if this could look bad thank you
When someone says “purity tests” you’re about 15 seconds from hearing the most islamophobic thing you’ve ever heard in your life, the casual elimination of trans people from all aspects of life, or the r-slur, sometimes all three. These people hate and resent any sort of actual ideals or belief.
I thought that was just guido for Dan the Dan
All this means is that this shit happened a long long time ago, and that Jesus is the one true god of the force thousands of years later, this honestly tracks
Weapons is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever seen, I am levitating
Doing jail math as a lawyer is wild. It’s like “aight man you got 102 days of credit. It’s a state jail felony tho, so no county good time credit. It’s a 365 day sentence, you have 262 to go. That’s up to 73 days of diligent participation credit, so it’s really 189 days. Anyway that’s like 6 months”
I killed like 30 mosquitos this morning it rules
Your wife and I just invented a new thing called “slorking it” and she’s never going to do it with you
Actually, I finished reading them all last week 💅🏼
They tried to make fucking sexy ladies illegal in order to get me in trouble. When that didn’t work, they made fucking me illegal in order to get sexy ladies in trouble.