gf bday cake (it was bad)
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gf bday cake (it was bad)
another goth girl
iβm actually planning to start repainting the super colossals ones too !
NICE i need to get the carno next πββοΈ
i got the giga and brachi at the same store it felt unreal paying the actual reasonable price for them π₯΄ Mattel does an incredible job with the license but their distribution is dogshit
GIGANOTOSAURUS FOUND AT A LOCAL STORE, scalpers literally made it unfindable online π
WAKE ME UP
this on #his site and not bluesky π©
HOLYSHIT
just a fan of it i follow the papers tho !
havenβt played it so i donβt have any
initially just made it to follow exclusively paleo artists/creators but now ill most likely also post occasional art when i have the time on there, on top of just dumb rants about dino media/toys, the usual niche stuff iβm passionate about ποΈπποΈ
this is gonna sound insane but iβve had an alt account in the dino/paleo community for a week now LOL iβm sharing the info only here because you guys are chill on this site π
when i click on βconfirm paymentβ and they actually take my money
she said she used the iScreen app
my friend said sheβd glow up my phone in 1 hour max and i was not disappointed, i didnβt even know apple allowed this degree of customization π
life good
lore accurate gold shit
found rare 2020 yora art π it was very bad but you can spot that this is where the obsession with the very random red blushes strokes started help
girlfailure supergirl
added one (1) charm on my phone and itβs already driving me insane, meanwhile my girlfriend and her friends have like 5000 charms hanging off their phones like HOW this is unusable
James Gunn discovering his Superman because he watched Pearl just reinforces my idea that horror should be seen as the most important genre by actors imo, SO many talents break through thanks to horror or straight up just start their career in horror, it truly reveals range (lately Lily Rose Depp)
heβs reliving his past
chat what kind of autism is this
monstrance clock starts playing
they can try π
Thereβs this group of religious weirdos whoβve been hanging around our neighborhood lately, judgmental as hell. me and my gf always get the nastiest looks from them just for how we dress. today they put a βjesus loves youβ sticker on the pole right in front of my door lmao
gym rogue
nostalgiaβs embrace
actual peace and safely felt, iβve went to so many cons and concerts this year and the energy wasnβt even remotely close
told my girlfriend the safest Iβve ever felt in the middle of a massive crowd was during Pride parade last month and the Ghost concert, she said yeah itβs because both are the same people LMAO π
letβs normalize not spreading completely false stuff about real people when there isnβt a single available proof anywhere but a single inflammatory made by a hater
rhea ripley commission
france π₯
oh what the hell
this is MGSV part 2
i screamed
if you accept that this franchise will never be as well thought of and iconic as the OG then youβll be looking for a fun dinosaur movie that does not get boring for a second and JP3 does that better than most of them
there are only 2 scenes iβve liked in lost world and it does not carry the movie, JP3 is way more fun and it has the coolest dinosaur designs in the series
first half is reliving the dino extinction and the second half is resident evil with dinosaurs whatβs not to love π©
drew some jurassic world π«‘π«‘π«‘
just saw peak (jurassic world rebirth)
in term of games and documentaries weβre eating GOOD, loved primals too
the franchise was dormant for almost 15yrs and no one even attempted anything on such a huge open market π thought 65 would finally break the curse but it somehow was worse than dominion, so weβre kinda just stuck with jurassic,
honestly i get the jurassic world movie fatigue but i will only start to share this sentiment once there are other dinosaur movies being made out there
girl who is obsessed with SPINOSAURUS
heavily requested squirrel woman from the video game with rivals in it
reposting while working on commissions because capcom taught me itβs ok to constantly re-release your good shit (resident evil 4)
girl whoβs obsessed with KNUCKLES
how it started vs how itβs going π
drew a bunch of marvel not friends alt girlies
saw this at the pride today π
going to the pride parade tomorrow with my gf and iβll be wearing a metal gear solid shirt for the occasion
girl who is obsessed with lightning mcqueen
me vs my phone lockscreen π€
my gf and i were changing the sheets and she stopped everything because my lightning mcqueen plush looked like little devious
REAL
that would be fine if weβre isolating this showcase in particular however theyβve comically been making the same 2 games for the past 10 showcases
now the true counter argument to this is that maybe itβs an excuse the focus on horror with an unexperimented protag as it is indeed very difficult to feel helpless or scared when youβre playing as fucking chris redfield, in that case i iβm down
wasnβt there a hunk game that leaked a while ago ?
i was down with that for 7 but it just ended up rejoining the overarching narrative by the end and just made a retconning mess π
i understand some of their arcs are over but if we keep seeing chris and leon there is no reason why all the others would just also not be involved in the war against bio weapons, they wouldnβt just retire ? π
maybe unpopular opinion but i think resident evil should slow down with the new protagonists and focus on the dozen of under exploited ones we already have, we havenβt seen sheva, carlos, sherry or jake in a while, begging for new claire and jill game π
fantasy anime gacha with MiHoYo art style daughter or Soulslike UE5 game set in eastern asian setting son ?
goth blue vocaloid girl
girl who is obsessed with general grievous
i scheduled a post for today right after leaving for paris and twitter decided to go down (like it usually does every 6hrs it seem) and it didnβt post lmao i guess iβm posting the art monday once iβm back π€§
another day of not being able to do my job because the elongated man child site is fucked π₯°
these people will be cruel to real existing breathing humans bc they think it scores points with their invisible sky book then call you delusional in the same breath. (thereβs literally more scientific evidence for transgenderism in nature and biology than there is for religion. But go off)
life when you start blocking the πΊπΈβοΈ on sight
fuck
thereβs a popmart store in paris
gf : we should get some labubus when we go to paris me : sure (in my head dumb stupid trend that will vanish in 4 weeks max) gf : you can customize them and make them look like ghostface me : ποΈπποΈ
overdressed gf vs underdressed gf
aura farming (yes itβs the 20th time iβve cosplayed secondo)
iβm gonna go work on personal art in the meantime havenβt posted in a while and i have too many ideas resting π©
I WANT TO SEND THE COMPLETED COMMISSIONS TO MY CLIENTS AND I CANβT EVEN WORK BECAUSE THE FUCKASS DMs NEVER WORK AAAAAA (iβm calm)
they have been taking so questionable choices and you always think maybe itβs because the pay off is different but no it ends up being the exact same thing but unnecessarily worse π©
i wouldnβt call TLoU season 2 nowhere near bad but itβs actually making me appreciate the pacing of Part 2 much more i didnβt know it was possible π
34000 π©
yeah that happens here too so they can finish the day early, if i donβt get it by tomorrow night iβm calling π
cβest dpd cette fois π₯΄
happened for a phone i bought for my gf 2 months ago, happened for a new tripp pants i bought, now for headphones, i always manage to get new ones sent but holy shit a client should not have to go through all of this π
at this point i just know if i order something even remotely close to expensive online (france) i will be on the phone for the next 2 days trying to understand why the package was Β« delivered Β» and yet my mailbox is empty, how is it this common that delivery men just steal your shit, like goddamn
weβve been laughing at this shit for 2 minutes now
holy shit this is so cool
goth luna snow commission
appearing on the official ghost account β
i was able to exchange my tickets for new ones a day before the concert you can always find other sellers !
this might be my favorite fanbase ever everyone was so nice and my cosplay got half an arena to cheer it was unreal π
my first ghost concert and also the first day my soul actually left my body TAKE ME BACKKK
went from letting myself go 3yrs ago to back to twink for 2yrs to BUFF CRAB AGAIN I LOVE THE GYM HAAAAA
iβm playing in french i didnβt even know it was ben starr π
reached act 2 in expedition 33
fuck you
ofc the average cybertruck user is a pussy π€§
