Yossi Gol ⚽️
@yossigol.bsky.social
New Yorker, humanist, family man, football/fútbol/soccer ⚽️ fanatic. Arsenal 🔫 in England, France 🐓** in le monde, Hapoel Haifa 🦈 in Haifa, New York Red Bulls 🗽🔴🐂 in New Jersey. And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
created October 7, 2023
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Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering that these people can tie their shoelaces, drive a car, and operate video equipment, I don't believe that it can be brushed off as just gross incompetence. There's no other plausible explanation to this sequence other than corruption - caused either by bribery or by serious bias.
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Nightswimming
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
If you see a Texan National Guardsman, greet them with the warm cup of piss they deserve.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I just read the result. I forgot that you were even subjected to this round. I saw the score, and thought that you must have played with the third team. But no, after halftime it was mostly starters. At this point, the only solution is to sell all the players, buy a new set, and to sell them too.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how small someone's penis has to be for them to develop Charlie Kirk-like opinions. What? Three millimeters? Microscopic? Negative?
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Of course he did 🥰
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social)
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u... Cool! Now, We, the People should pellet the masked Gestapo pieces of shit with eggs. And if eggs don't deliver the message, Molotov cocktails would.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
We all should go at his Dracula head with a two-by-four like a piñata.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
The film Avatar is older than Max Dowman! Per Mertesacker (and others) are doing amazing things at Hale End. Saka, Nwaneri, Lewis-Skelly, and now Dowman are the cream of the crop, but Biereth, Heaven, Balogun, Smith Rowe, Nelson, Nketiah, Chido. Culture begins with the academy.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that the lack of quality is not as glaring as the lack of conviction, the lack of purpose, and the lack of intensity (at times). It's not tactics or strategy, it's culture, and that begins with ownership. Still, Amorim's body language at 0-0 was unacceptable.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they fire resistant?
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Featuring today, Nwaneri, Lewis-Skelly, Saka, and Dowman. Playing football the Arsenal way!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Federal crime is President Pedo's specialty. From hoarding classified information and sharing it with our enemies, to sending a mob to desecrate the Capitol and hang the VP, to numerous sex crimes like rape and pedophilia, through theft and fraud. President Pedo knows federal crime. Personally.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
You know who definitely possessed and shared classified information? President Pedo! But your leaflet, instead of headlining the news everyday with the bombshell story about a convicted criminal, serial fraudster, and sex offender running for President, focused on Biden's age. And here we are...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a country that you want to flee from if you care about your life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Sol Campbell is always in the house. Sol Campbell is always in their heads... 🐔 🦵 = 💩 🏀
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
This is some Nazi-level shit.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
This is some Nazi-level shit
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Eat a moth, Mo Salah 😆
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Character 😂. Building 😂😂. Better 🤣. People 😂🤣😂🤣😭🤣.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, hilarious! Why is a journalist inside a potato chip bag, and how did they conduct the transaction in that tight space?
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Kai Havertz didn't see a penny from it!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it a penalty always when a player runs backwards and flops dramatically or only when it's your player?
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't see anyone criticizing PSG for beating us 1-0 at the Emirates from a lucky boinked shot, after enduring a similar 1.1-1.6 xG deficit to Arsenal's at Old Trafford and surviving because of a MotM performance from Donnarumma. Unlike synchronized swimming, football is a game of goals.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
We should not confuse the scoreline (awesome) with our chances to win vis-a-vis the way we played. Let's also try to remember when was the last time that we have beaten United convincingly at Old Trafford. I went as far back as our 8-2 loss, and thought "point proven... actually, 3 points..."
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's not applied equally across all teams, it's corrupt.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin brought to Alaska some clips of the videos he had of President Pedo from Epstein Island, reminding him who's his daddy.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
There were a few magical moments there, but Chiesa ruined our Friday.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
No, no, please continue... I'm intrigued!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Last year it would be Lincoln, for sure, but since January, I'd prefer John Wilkes Boothe.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha. Sp*rms were (astonishingly) in that game only because this was the first year that real teams didn't drop from the Champions League into that pathetic tournament. Imagine if you had to face teams like Milan, Man City, Sporting or Juventus, instead of playing Norwegian fishermen in the semis...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
🐔 🦵 = 💩 🏀
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Que pensez-vous de Totten-jambon? Merde! que pensez-vous de merde? Totten-jambon! C'est bien! Nous détestons Totten-jambon, nous détestons Totten-jambon, nous détestons Totten-jambon... Nous sommes les méprisants de Totten-jambon!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but why can't this muppet, Kudlow, say "actually, it isn't true. In fact, it's the opposite, and your lying is quite embarrassing"
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band Right? Asked Fred
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean "DEI hire"?
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
...And why shooting them in self defense should be totally legit in most states.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Can a victim of a criminal kidnapper shoot their assailant, smash their head with a 2-by-4, or light them on fire? Stand your ground, you know...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
EXCLUSIONARY (12) is mine
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
"Crime, savagery, filth, and crime will disappear from DC" - it actually happens every week when Donnie the Douche tacks his little mushroom into the stinky diaper and goes to Florida, no?
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a hollow mantra that actually suggests the opposite.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
In which regard isn't he?
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd really want to see Leão there!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
The headline should be "Lower percentage of prisoners in Britain were born overseas"
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, these men can't score a pen for their lives. Smaller/lighter balls, maybe? (I'm talking about ⚽s, perverts!)
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
"Striking"? Blocking!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I love these lighthearted uplifting news stories
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Clear to you and me...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Clear and obvious. I can't wait for the bald cop to twist himself into a pretzel to explain this criminal decision.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, it does!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Finger like a butterfinger, grade like a B (or even B-minus)
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like ISIS. Behaves like the Gestapo.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
This puts Eze, Ødegaard, and Nwaneri to fight for one spot. What we're gaining in depth, were losing in clarity/identity. Yes, we may be less predictable, but we're also more confused. It can all go very wrong for us, starting with the culture and the trust.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sure that any decision is made after consultations with the player, with Arsenal being candid about the plan and the opportunity. We play 4-3-3 with one CF. Les starts, then there's Stina. Development means playing. We can't just keep Michelle rotting on a bench because of optics.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
There may have not been a striker as good as peak Viv in the WSL or anywhere. Abby Wambach? Alexandra Popp, maybe? It's a very short list, if it's a list at all. There are these generational players who don't have an equivalent. Santos is still looking for their next Pele...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe we are punished for our sins by playing against him every match for eternity. It's definitely going to be awkward, I assume that he'll try to avoid the spectacle.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
When Zeldin twists himself into a pretzel, the only way to reach his insurrection-supporting treasonous brain is through twisted words that can follow his contorted fascist torso, past the cavity where humans have a heart and into the mouth that fits one tiny mushroom and two wrinkly orange balls.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem is also Netanyahu - who willingly promotes genocidal mania, invites genocidal maniac to the table, and does not vomit it out of his government. He normalized genocidal mania.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein is not the problem anymore. President Pedo is the peoblem. His enablers are a problem too.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof, now I get it. This entire journey was designed to punish Headbutty McPsycho. She tried to suspend her sentence, but destiny ultimately caught up with her in the 16th penalty. No escaping that.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
True. Cocaine and acid must have been involved as well.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Young and promising. What a legend. It was also the first header ever to be scored with the foot!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Well... It should have all ended with a lifetime ban for the assault on Gio. But that goal from Marta is an all-time gem.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy smokes. It was like Steph to tie it at the buzzer.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social)
Martaaaaaaaa, WTF!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, jaw-dropping level of indiscipline. Criminal in more than one way: figuratively, it's the idiocy of the act and the incompetence of the ref; but also literally, it should have resulted in a red card, 10-match ban, and 3 years in Alligator Auschwitz.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
That headbutt was more in the category of maniacal psychopathy than shithousery. It should be adjudicated at the Hague, rather than by VAR. The fact that it wasn't a red card renders the whole tournament irrelevant.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow up on "DEI": What are your qualifications for the job other than being White and racist?
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that this goal is mostly on the ref. Also, MLS can't just fall and hope as the last defender. But what a shitty way to start a Thursday morning...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing to see here anyway.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Escapism ftw!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, the way the write it... "Llo Llar"...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
21, not including "passed through...", "landed at the airport near...", or "visited a suburb of..."
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, Tuberville. Where is that village of tubers that his ancestors sprouted from? I suggest that we harvest what's left there and make french fries. Then plow the land and make sure that no other tubers sprout as stupid and as evil as Tommy.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
@nytimes.com decided (consciously, deliberately) to become Pravda and lost all credibility long ago. @pkrugman.bsky.social describes all the reasons to not treat it as serious news source. www.cjr.org/analysis/pau...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
And more... Leah Williamson is not only a true leader and a ferocious competitor, she's also a decent human-being - the way she shares the love around with her teammates is heartwarming, and she's as impassionate about human rights as she is about her football. Our world needs more Leah Williamsons!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
One difference between Nazi Germany 1933-1945 and Israel 2023-25 is that in the former, speaking up against the murderous atrocities might cost one their life. Those in Israel who see it and don't try to stop it have no such excuse. Many do protest, but many more don't. It's unforgivable.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social)
Almodovar called it first...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Mariona for Spain, as well. We're living in a Gooner dream.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social)
Arsenal 1 - Arsenal 1!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
July 2025, the month that Agyemang and Dowman won the Ballon d'Or!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Micro-targeting is very powerful. We all knew for decades, but MAGAts are only exposed to it now. Only after President Pedo backstabbed Putin, the Epstein stuff started spreading through social media and then to MSM. It didn't help that the picked a fight with the owner of Xitter and with the WSJ.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Alligator Auschwitz
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, Max dunked Joelinton's sandwich in the Singapore Stadium urinals and made him eat it in front of thousands of people in the stadium and millions at home. It was more humiliating than what Martinelli did to Trent or what Saka did to Cucaracha.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a whole race behind a safety car at Spa not long ago. That useless procession to parade F1 cars in the rain is only good so fans can't ask for their money back. More importantly, who epo-named a place of relaxation for this wet miserable locale? Why not "ahh, I'm having an Allentown day"?
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Give him the Ballon d'Or!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's try to remember what we were doing when we were Max Dowman's age...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Not bad. The better team (possession, xG...) by far, let in an easy one against the run, scored a couple of decent goals (including a banger OG), and conceded another soft one. Nwaneri was quiet. Trossard was lively. Saka is a superstar. Zubi is solid. Captain Ø is magic. But Dowman is the story!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG, if that's all you saw this week, that would be 'nuff!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social)
Jesus Christ, Max Dowman at 15 years old!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
That was some finish!
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
I even love it when they score against themselves.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Powerful strike. Top corner. Saka seemed impressed - giving Murphy a "no notes" kind of look.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Followed by a "who needs strikers anyway" moment from Alex Murphy...
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social)
Someone must tell the @cbssports.bsky.social announcer to drop the imaginary ñ from the way he pronounces Nwaneri's and Merino's names. Yes, there are coaches named Ranieri and Mourinho, but they are totally different people.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein is not the pedophile that we have a problem with. Not anymore, at least. Trump is the pedophile that we have a problem with. #PresidentPedo
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
We already know that she looks great in red.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
It had power and precision, but anything that gets in low-near post is on the goalie. Bonmati is a class player, Spain is a formidable team. A rematch of the WC final. We couldn't ask for more.
Yossi Gol ⚽️ (@yossigol.bsky.social) reply parent
Said Ghislane Maxwell to Donald Trump?