At least you have that talent. I envy you.
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At least you have that talent. I envy you.
I tried with self bought. The dentist prescribed whitener is like 3 times stronger I found out later.
Listening: 🎶
Only the BEST SONG EVAR. Sounds like nothing else on this Earth.
I know the feeling. Sucks.
When you get over 50 and life comes at you...
😂
You're not even 50!
Offering money would help...
Boob. 🤓
[when anyone asks me to do anything] im really more of an Ideas Guy
Now we're talking
If you find bluesky unwelcoming, ask your doctor if not being a fucking Nazi is right for you. Side effects may include being less of an asshole and realizing people's differences are actually a benefit to society
My purpose is to just annoy people, evidently.
@parilani.sparkle.blue NEEP!
😳
Chrome is full of bugs lately.
You are 100% allowed to not play sweet Caroline at games. You won’t go to jail
BAH BAH BAH!
How about we can all coexist peacefully, have you thought of that?
It's here.
RT if u agree
Goof ball.
Understandable.
I love mountains, but not climbing them. I love ocean, but not swimming them. And that's okay.
queef jerky
I go to bed at 8. 🤭
Bluesky status today:
It's a long weekend. I'm not doing anything. 🥱
Naps are allowed here. 💤
This movie could have been so much better.
I'm watching "Just Friends" from 2005 with Ryan Reynolds. Why? I DON'T KNOW.
Because it takes until 50 to stop acting like asshole little boys.
Giuliani driving around at night is all the confirmation we need that he is a vampire
It's just me.
Why not just show your whole asshole?
Sound machine works great.
You are very salty.
It's very quiet here today.
They already all falling out of windows
😆
We no longer live in a democracy. Yes yes yes, I'm just figuring it out.
Here's Bjork for no reason. Again.
You're welcome. Try having it one day and maybe you'll have a little understanding. Instead of being a prick.
That shit will give you an ulcer. Enjoy it while you are younger.
It won't last forever. Nothing does.
Personally, I prefer tan suits to brownshirts.
Them I walk through the door! MUHAHAHAH
Midjourney is good. This one I found. Amazing but not real. ☹️
Oh. I've had a few block me for a light joke. Feels awful.
AI means you can use all windows with no supports, almost no railings at all, and books right over the stove. 😂
No. I weigh less than you.
I could do better.
This is where I post from
Tell me there's a pic after cooking.
They should make a self cleaning apartment
If you see this post a monster:
Many of us use social media this way. Say all the things! But in person... oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
It's going to be hard to get a COVID shot. I qualified for it because I have type 2 diabetes. But my wife may not. Pretty fucked up that our country went anti-science. People will die.
I always like to think of you on that slab.
You disappeared for a few days. Thought you were dead.
For something that would not change a thing. I think it would be astonishing to liberals to see how the machine is fully in place to keep it all happening. He's just a spokesperson at this point.
Don't get your hopes up too high.
That's right. Sometimes, it's better off if they weren't into the relationship that they fade away. People are like seasons sometimes. They pass.
Can’t I have to go shopping for civil war clothes
It's a long weekend, baby
Where are my chips???!!!
I DONT KNOW. I JUST CANT FIND MY STUFF.
I know RIGHT?
They moved things in the supermarket. THEY MOVED THINGS IN THE SUPERMARKET.
😍
I should be so lucky.
We are ALL OUT of Pumpkin Spice.
That damn dan
Today's children's book
I quit doing that. Seems risky to do.
LADIES Have you tried geocaching to help him
That's a vagina
RIP
That's a vagina
I fucken live here.
Puberty… Or as I like to call it… TRAUMA.
Shot mah dog 🎵
nah
Them: Taylor Swift is the biggest artist of all time. Me: Here's David Bowie...
We'll be watching.
Someone will do that. 😄
Dudes are good for ridiculous, disgusting things like that. 😂
Not me.
When you get drafts, I'll start caring again.
You take a tissue and mold it into the shape of a drill bit. Then drill away.
You need a tissue drill.
Never confuse smart with a high IQ. Smart is learning new information. IQ is how fast you can process information. You are born with IQ, but whatever your speed you can learn new things to match that IQ. Including trauma.
Did you check the prison wallet? Could be there.
