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| Bliss of Ignorance | o futuro é verde e elétrico | fotografia | BE mas é complicado 🀷 | agnóstico | dog-person |

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Isso Γ© suicΓ­dio assistido...

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Como eu disse, sempre a inovar

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Suicídio por decapitação 🀷 A Rússia estÑ sempre a inovar

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Isso Γ© que Γ© mais difΓ­cil que aconteΓ§a

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E significa a prisΓ£o para Netanyahu

10/9/2025, 3:10:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Como seria de esperar

10/9/2025, 10:53:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pode ser lapso meu mas ainda nΓ£o ouvi uma referΓͺncia Γ  PolΓ³nia

10/9/2025, 7:31:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Espero sinceramente que tenha uma equipa de escritores para isso

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E nΓ£o conseguimos falar a uma voz em nenhum assunto importante

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Sai jΓ‘ um comunicado a condenar nos mais "strongest terms"

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Marionete Montenegro pensa que tem vida prΓ³pria e vai "dizer umas verdades" ao bonequeiro Xi. Correu mal...

10/9/2025, 6:29:40 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"TΓ‘ uma merda"

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Fuck Around Find Out

10/9/2025, 5:57:52 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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E estava da ΓΊltima vez que ela esteve consciente

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Mas a Avilez mantΓ©m-se como um soldadinho fiel

9/9/2025, 10:07:26 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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EstΓ‘ a sacudir com grande sucesso

9/9/2025, 7:51:00 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Por isso vΓ£o continuar

9/9/2025, 3:36:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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N sei se esperavam 1 ovaΓ§Γ£o mundial mas jΓ‘ comeΓ§aram as justificaΓ§Γ΅es: os USA foram informados pouco antes do ataque (como se fosse relevante, dava para parar o ataque segundos antes de acontecer) e aconteceu depois do ataque a JerusalΓ©m (como se nΓ£o demorassem dias ou semanas a preparar)

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A ΓΊnica forma de travar o governo de Netanyahu Γ© com sanΓ§Γ΅es, brutais, militares, econΓ³micas e tecnologicas. SΓ³ assim... 🀷 Quem as vΓͺ possΓ­veis num futuro prΓ³ximo???

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A ΓΊnica forma de travar o governo de Netanyahu Γ© com sanΓ§Γ΅es, brutais, militares, econΓ³micas e tecnologicas. SΓ³ assim

9/9/2025, 2:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A questão é que o lucro fala sempre mais alto 🀷

9/9/2025, 2:23:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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E o silΓͺncio da Europa?

9/9/2025, 2:11:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mas o Qatar nΓ£o vai hostilizar outro grande poder depois da agressΓ£o israelita

9/9/2025, 2:10:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Também achei piada porque se perguntava qual seria a reação de Trump 🀣🀣🀣

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A SIC diz que o governo israelita jΓ‘ reivindicou o ataque

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Uma terΓ§a-feira na vida de Netanyahu

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Mataram os negociadores do Hamas

9/9/2025, 1:53:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agora sabemos que a paz estava perto

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Mas os indicadores do paΓ­s continuam a melhorar

9/9/2025, 12:03:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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O paΓ­s estΓ‘ a saque

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Culpa nenhuma, tudo feito com plena consciΓͺncia. Infelizmente para ele a ganΓ’ncia e pressa levou-o a precipitar-se e fazer o golpe quando tinha o porteiro na S. Caetano Γ  Lapa.

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E porque Γ© que havia de dizer? EstΓ‘ a correr tal como ela tem planeado

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A SIC a fazer reportagem Γ  porta de mais uma empresa que vai fechar. JΓ‘ deve ser a 3 ou 4 desde o inΓ­cio de setembro

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E aqueles que achavam que Macron estava a jogar xadrez tridimensional? Ainda vai entregar o poder Γ  extrema direita em 2026 e esse vai ser o seu Legado.

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Hehehe sem dΓΊvida mas a partir de hoje atΓ© o Marcelo fica a saber

9/9/2025, 6:21:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NΓ£o tenho simpatia nenhuma pelo Medina mas estes 2/3 minutos logo no inΓ­cio do vΓ­deo estΓ£o de emoldurar πŸ‘ Como punhais rr.pt/especial/con...

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Marcelo torna-se hoje completamente irrelevante

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Quem ainda estΓ‘ surpreendido nΓ£o tem prestado atenΓ§Γ£o

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Terrorismo! Puro e simples

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Mas deu umas fotos tΓ£o giras

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E outros bichos rastejantes

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O problema Γ© esse, Γ© preciso sempre um dedinho na balanΓ§a

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Temo pela coluna vertebral destes comentadores πŸ₯³πŸ€£

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Γ‰ preciso ganhar as eleiΓ§Γ΅es, o que nΓ£o estΓ‘ garantido

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O problema Γ© serem de esquerda, nΓ£o Γ© serem mulheres ou homens

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Ficamos a saber que tirar 4M Γ  Carris para dar Γ  websummit e dar 4% para a manutenΓ§Γ£o Γ© gestΓ£o orΓ§amental.

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O Zezinho Γ© um tesouro nacional... denunciar Moedas pelo ataque pessoal a Jorge Coelho Γ©, em si, tambΓ©m um ataque pessoal

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E novidades?

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NotΓ­cias ao Minuto com fonte da Lusa www.noticiasaominuto.com/politica/285...

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A Alexandra LeitΓ£o a detonar o Moedas

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Se mentir e difamar Γ© "ambiente prΓ© eleitoral", o que Γ© que vamos ter para para o perΓ­odo eleitoral?

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Γ‰ por jΓ‘ cΓ‘ nΓ£o estar que estes merdas dizem isto

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Ahh nisso sΓ£o mesmo especialistas, fazer nada muito bem

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Empiricamente todos sabemos a resposta. Mas tambΓ©m temos n. Sra FΓ‘tima

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Em todos os sentidos e vice-versa

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"jornalista"

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O socorro ainda foi o que correu melhor neste shitshow. Se calhar atΓ© foi bom nΓ£o haver "responsΓ‘veis" a atrapalhar

8/9/2025, 7:26:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hehehe

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Um traste que se estΓ‘ a afogar na sua incompetΓͺncia

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Acerca do estado mental dos militares americanos, diria eu

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Γ‰ oficial!!! Os americanos deixaram a Europa πŸŽ‰

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Usar dois mortos como bΓ³ias para se manter a flutuar

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Noutro tempo diria que era uma oportunidade de aprender e crescer. Agora, foi-se esconder enquanto a tempestade passa

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A ΓΊnica questΓ£o relevante neste momento Γ©: qual deles Γ© a sucursal?

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Testaram a narrativa num test group no WhatsApp e correu bem

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... vs igrejas evangΓ©licas

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O mantra "when they go low, we go high" rem dado resultados fantΓ‘sticos

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E isso nΓ£o se aplica a todas as opiniΓ΅es?

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E mesmo isso 😑

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Γ“ra

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NΓ£o hΓ‘ resistΓͺncia estrutural nenhuma para tentar manter uma zona de sobrevivΓͺncia

7/9/2025, 8:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mas o carro nΓ£o fica todo em peΓ§as colado Γ  parede?

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TambΓ©m nΓ£o evita que tenha que regar

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Mas Γ© mesmo? Esta Γ© uma das dΓΊvidas para a qual nΓ£o consegui ainda resposta. Aquela cabine jΓ‘ teve 2 pisos. Houve mudanΓ§as nestes 150 anos. O sistema jΓ‘ foi movido por contrapesos de Γ‘gua, vapor e finalmente electricidade. Houve alteraΓ§Γ΅es. Parece que a proteΓ§Γ£o dos passageiros nΓ£o foi considerada.

7/9/2025, 7:58:16 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aqui jΓ‘ parou

7/9/2025, 7:40:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TambΓ©m... a cabine embateu a 60 km/h. Como Γ© possΓ­vel a essa velocidade sofrer aqueles danos catastrΓ³ficos?

7/9/2025, 7:40:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moedas mantΓ©m a mesma coerΓͺncia de Jorge Coelho mas sΓ³ para os adversΓ‘rios.

7/9/2025, 7:20:55 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Nunca ninguΓ©m foi tΓ£o transparente como eu”

7/9/2025, 5:22:44 AM | 25 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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E vai acontecer! Aquela gente estÑ tão alucinada que vai mesmo acontecer 🀷

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Agora aplica o mesmo racional aos palestinianos. TambΓ©m deveriam ceder territΓ³rio para negociar a Paz?

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E porque nΓ£o as de 2019? Γ‰ o problema de quando comeΓ§amos aleatΓ³riamente a escolher

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Pertantos, a dΓΊvida mantΓ©m-se: foi o cabo? foi o ponto de fixaΓ§Γ£o?

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Sem educação 🀷

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HΓ‘ que afinar narrativas, ou havia uma mortandade no Donbass e as forΓ§as populares de libertaΓ§Γ£o vieram, diretamente de Moscovo, salvar o povo ou foi um passeio no parque.

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A partir de que porrada Γ© que a vΓ­tima perde o direito de se defender?

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Normalmente costuma acontecer com as vΓ­timas, sΓ£o culpadas pelas agressΓ΅es

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Era ironia right? E nΓ£o hΓ‘ dois lados, hΓ‘ um invasor e um defensor

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TΓ‘ticas de mafioso

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Mas isso nΓ£o Γ© uma atitude razoΓ‘vel, Sr presidente! NΓ£o Γ© assim que se constrΓ³i a Paz...

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EntΓ£o jΓ‘ havia emails sobre o assunto desde o final de julho? E sΓ³ agora, dias apΓ³s o acidente, o Sr ministro decidiu fazer esta cena?

6/9/2025, 6:14:45 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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JΓ‘ aprendi uma palavra nova

6/9/2025, 4:35:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CorrupΓ§Γ£o de colarinho branco

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O primeiro que tenha visto a testar essa teoria foi o Bernardo FerrΓ£o

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A culpa Γ© xuxalista

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Poupam dinheiro em instalaΓ§Γ΅es, boa gestΓ£o πŸ₯³

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Pelo menos estΓ£o aΓ­ uns nomes

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*as mentiras

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EntΓ£o vamos lΓ‘ ver πŸ‘€ O reitor nΓ£o homologou a lista de candidatos de medicina. O ministro, ao mesmo tempo que diz que o reitor mentiu, diz que estΓ‘ disponΓ­vel para homologar a lista... Faz todo o sentido

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Recebeu as instruΓ§Γ΅es "Montenegro para crises"

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Ministry of Peace

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