adam already talking over tom
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adam already talking over tom
lmao let's rock
[pressing the button that ejects a new trump from a cylinder of glowing green goo] "mr president please count to ten" "the truck and the honks i just love when they go down the road so fast i don't believe it" [whispering to the other scientist] "he's perfect"
england finally does one cool funny thing and this damp wad of rags has to put a stop to it
there should not be ‘addams family lore’
The late, great Buzz Lightyear
are you saying I queued up all these simpsons memes for nothing?
if he isn't dying the white house should stop acting like we have to visit grandpa this summer
big reason this kind of tacky junk has become so pervasive in the last decade is because there is so much emotional gain for modern dumb guys to make someone up in their head and then offend them
if YTV ever shutters you’re going to see a lot of incredibly angry 35-50 year olds but the issue is they need people under 24 to care to survive
this is both one of the funniest videos online and a kind of haunting spirit of the current default american aesthetic youtu.be/-_z7X9V_geU
is there like a rule of threes for cancon
protecting the trees from both sides
I fly flags at half mast for character actors
Here's Buffalo Bills WR Keon Coleman being confused and frustrated at Canadian bagged milk
I used AI and i must agree something very f**cking disturbing going on with his forehead
I used AI to enhance this morning’s photo of Trump can anyone explain what’s going on with his forehead
one of the highest quality horror pods going and if you haven't tuned in yet you gotta start haunting yourself better
He's being treated by only the finest Kennedys
looking real 'scary stories to tell in the dark' here
on friday a stranger started a giant group chat with this and i’m stunned at the incredible trigger discipline that no one replied all weekend
i want a website with cool people
the original @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
seeking infinite growth and profit has made all the other websites so cool
people are saying this more and more
hek yeh
i have noticed an uptick of kites this summer
god this thing sucks
they said you need a heart and you know i used to think that too, i'd think 'that guy has no heart, how does he do it,' but it turns out you can go on 100 years, 100 years! without a heart and all those other things. it's really fantastic, and let me tell you it's not too bad.
folded in kid omega to my destroy deck which can have some huge payouts, but i feel naked without zola or nimrod
what kind of deck you running?
sealed team 6 has compromised boo berry to a permanent degree
It's very nice to hear someone say "This guy is very clearly a moron and a lunatic." It's deranging to watch TV reporters spend all the live-long day going "The President made a bold new claim about his right to conquer Greenland" like this is a live issue and not the rantings of a diseased pederast
kept trying to remember where i knew that name from and it was like trying to unclog a sink
our daily smile
that’s what im saying
i put on a coat and i got ice cream because i’m an independent thinker
Her Story (2015)
its because a big piano fell on him while he was picking up a nickel
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[pressing the button that ejects a new trump from a cylinder of glowing green goo] "mr president please count to ten" "the truck and the honks i just love when they go down the road so fast i don't believe it" [whispering to the other scientist] "he's perfect"
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
Your only choices for how to feel about the McDonald’s app are to either love it or acknowledge that you are on the inevitable path to lovin’ it.
paging stan chera
if the white house puts out a jibjab we can speculate
this is a crumb of he got covid day give me something real to chew on
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
people that scared of hollow knight?
loud and expensive
my concern is, looking at him, hearing him, it already did
Making a zine about/of clipart and am interested in talking to any Clipart Experts (broadly construed) that you can think of who, for ex. - have written about clip art - make art with it - collect it - did pre-digital paste-up layout - created 80s MacPaint era clipart - just have thoughts about it
Thank you for putting this on bluesky where Donald Trump will see it
enjoy your weekend
there are plenty of jug hooterisms that us city folk can get on board with: demolition derbies. supermarket cinnamon buns. calling three people 'a party.' waking up in the middle of nowhere. i just don't think the air show makes the cut.
oh no, my soufflé!
complexion of a sidewalk couch
Jan 6 Pt. 2
jokes on you i’m far more nostalgic for the pic on the right
a lot of prestigious thinking these days seems to boil down to "yes i'm stupid and dangerous but it's rude to point that out"
practical, unhinged, cocksure, robot
Aug 29 marks 20 years since Hurricane Katrina. @siric.bsky.social profiles 4 young climate advocates whose lives it changed—2 of whom fled New Orleans during Katrina as kids @teenvogue.com: "For them, combatting climate change, environmental racism, and structural inequality has become a calling."
If I keep playing Lumines Arise my thumbs may very well fall off
too many blades. offensive to sword lords.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Vy...
the beast? the smile? idk haven’t read transmet since high school
"By going along with the Trump agenda, the Riesman Center for Harvard Hillel is setting Harvard students up to be targets.... [and] making Jewish students into cogs in the machine of Trumpist oppression, whether they like it or not." So proud of my spouse. Go read this.
Carl’s Jr.’s Alice: Madness Returns
jubilee presents matt yglesias vs that capuchin from outbreak
Incredible Crisis ad from 2000 telling players to buy the game or else their technical director is going to kill himself
Minneapolis: blood drive this evening and Friday afternoon: Wooden Ship Brewing, 3300 W 44th St Minneapolis. Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!
The Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist team show Al Lowe (@allowe.bsky.social) their gratitude, cowboy style.
Guess this guy was wrong
sad news: Laurie Brooks, one of the first Canadians to receive psilocybin to treat end-of-life anxiety, has succumbed to her cancer. I profiled Laurie a few years ago for an article on the program, and was incredibly charmed by her wisdom and outlook. www.readersdigest.ca/health/condi...
the sign of a true classic
Multiplayer boils down into a series of 'is that good?' moments
Lumines Arise could prove to be an issue for the purists. Thankfully there’s only eight of us.
would love to gab about scary maine photos for funland zine (@funlandmag.bsky.social) DMs are open ~
delaying my funeral so it does not conflict with hollow knight silksong
first saw it at a bar with the sound off and part of me knew it would be just as good with the sound on. and wouldn't you know it, i was right.
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨
Love to see it (psst yeah I designed that logo no big deal)
i love movies that are insane
i will lead a normal national conversation about restaurant branding
Housewarming gift from Michaels
i know the host and her IMAX-mobile showed up in an episode
is reboot the ride considered canon
Taylor held off until Ghislaine could attend
dream of christmas
oh yo
woke up to two things ‘going my way’
maybe
