Trump Truths are just recycled “Shit My Dad Says” posts.
Trump Truths are just recycled “Shit My Dad Says” posts.
Occam can.
This anticipating of eminent death at 1600 reminds me ALOT of the anticipation for The Phantom Menace, and look how that turned out.
From The Devil and Daniel Mouse?!?
Agreed.
I wouldn’t say it started with him but DW Griffith is certainly in the top 25.
“I am also apparently… a turtle?!?”
President Fanfic.
How is it that Energizer isn’t suing the hell out of Duracell over this shit?
Fight Club/Fifty Shades of Grey Goodfellas/Wolf of Wall Street The Thing (82)/Hateful Eight
Are you in the Southwest of France?
Guaranteed he has no idea about Liberia’s history.
Remember when “viral” was an infection and no one in their right mind would consider “branding” themselves?
How is it that campus protests that support Palestine are labeled “antisemitic” by the government and everyone involved gets punished but an actual Nazi supercomputer shows up and it’s crickets? I know the answer, BUT STILL!
Serious question: does Ted Cruz keep getting elected because Texans like him or because they just hate Democrats? Are there people out there who are like “that’s my guy?”
No way he wrote something that coherent.
In the 1980s during the NYC drought Ed Koch made every kid in the city a “Deputy Mayor” for conserving water and my boy put Deputy Mayor of New York on his college application a few years later. No one said shit.
Let’s say everyone “we” want to see on the Epstein list was on the Epstein list and it got released. Guaranteed it would make no difference.
Also, don’t politicize floods but DO politicize plane crashes because DEI.
This is a legit question: at what point did people equate getting/being rich with being smart? It’s got to only be in the last couple hundred years, right?
Don’t cry wolf’s doppelgänger is better safe than sorry. They should have gone with that one.
I tried to warn him. It was Jewish conspiracy shit. A limited chain of people - all Jews - connected to Epstein. Don’t want to call him antisemitic because the word gets thrown around so much but it did feel like the proverbial hammer seeing everything as a nail.
My favorite is that the same Republicans saying “Let’s not politicize this flood” were like “Hell yeah” when Trump blamed DEI for the plane crash that also killed a lot of children.
They care about kids but only when they’re embryos and can be used as an excuse to control women.
Well this explains a lot‼️
If they find kids’ bodies wrapped up in razor wire, we’ll know the reason why.
Is the reason I keep getting dudes standing in front of the mirror taking selfies in their jockstraps on my feed because there is a rooster in my user pic that makes Bluesky think I “like cock?” I keep hitting “show less like this” and it helps not at all.
Like that kid said in Animal House: “Thank you God.”
Still looking at Black people to do all their work for them.
HOW IS HE THE MIDDLE?!?!
It’s really that everyone’s either pissed Mamdani lied on his college application or mad at the NYT for lying that he lied or using a racist for a source?
What is this damn NYT story everyone is pissed off about?
Holy shit. That’s exactly what it is.
Let’s not forget the James Comey absolutely knows 86 means “kill” but somehow Trump is ignorant of Shylock’s meaning of it all.
So Comey absolutely knew that 86 meant kill but Trump didn’t know Shylock was a slur? That’s the story?
Hell, he probably called them.
And it will be infuriatingly glowing because no matter who it is, Presidential ones always are.
Someone is going to post a clip I’m sure, but I just heard Trump answer a question about how long detainees would spend in “Alligator Alcatraz” by talking about the amount of time HE spends in Florida.
Not to mention bullshit.
HE WAS HIGH.
His last name is Rubio. Of course Miller doesn’t think he should be here but his hands are tied.
*This joke wrote itself.
That Trump cologne’s gotta smell like bullshit, right?*
Keith David.
The white people who need to take notes will find a way to blame it on Black and brown people anyway. They don’t take notes on things like history and/or civics - they don’t want books about Black people in their schools and libraries so they’re DEFINITELY not trying to take notes on them.
He forgot to mention the trains they’re building to get people in there.
I guess it’s incomprehensible to him that someone might have an immigrant friend or loved one. And he forgets people like Einstein, but racists gonna racist as they say.
Never in life has a rep from Tennessee called New York a “great city.” This man fools no one.
Is it me or does my dog look like a man in a dog suit in this picture?
I guess it goes without saying “London England consider yourself warned!”
Who is the Liver King and why should I give a shit?
All anyone remembers is the Bunny guy.
I’m sorry but the only time I’ve ever liked Trump was today when he said Israel and Iran don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. He really knew how to deliver that line. Sue me.
Trump in the Situation Room pic is (as the kids say) giving Weekend At Bernie’s.
How is that not a still from Weekend At Bernie’s?
They work shockingly well.
America raised them.
28 Years Later was too soapy for me. Think about the pivotal plot points and tell me it’s not a soap opera.
Having no gift card is arguably better than having a JCPenny gift card.
He forgot the part about a war starting on his watch, but it is what it is.
She mispronounced “inSTINKS.”
Every time I hear one of his lackeys say the President is “laser focused” on something I do LOL.
A conundrum even.
I’m always conscious of it. I call it the “tax.” It’s like, no matter how tired or pissed off or fed up I am, they’re a certain percentage more tired and pissed off and fed up. I have no idea what the percentage is but I always account for it.
Frankenstein’s monster (with apologies to Frankenstein’s monster and Boris Karloff and Peter Boyle).
100% chance he didn’t know about Juneteenth until today.
Where’s my ha ha button. That was a good one.
What could go wrong (and how many times have you gotten this reply word for word)?
I’ve asked JD Vance two questions and that motherfucker ain’t answering shit.
Will you make a bet with me? I will bet that more pardoned J6ers own Nazi memorabilia and/or have swastika branded things (including tattoos) than protestors at college pro-Palestine rallies. If you won’t take the bet will you at least tell me why J6er antisemitism doesn’t matter to you?
Things I despise doing in the kitchen: peeling garlic, washing out the French press.
Ok fine good. I have questions I have been dying to ask this administration. Like, why are all criminal allegations against migrants used as “evidence” against them but the same allegations against your boss and Hegseth don’t hold water?
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I am not interested in anime, cosplay, or beefcake pics. Cheesecake ones either (not talking food, talking “thirst traps) or furry stuff. Yet all of it shows up on my feed no matter how many times I tell it to show “less like this.” What’s happening? How do I stop it?!?!
Time for the annual schoolhouse rock style history lesson about slavery and the origins of Juneteenth from The Roots
There’s no way Trump knows today is Juneteenth. If he did, he’d executive order it away or change the name. Tell me I’m wrong.
You don’t know me and I was probably ten years older but I did.
Please don’t say that. Don’t want Trump rehabbed the way GWB was twenty years later.
It doesn’t take a narcissist decoder ring to figure out that when Trump says “nobody knows” what he’s going to do regarding Iran what he means is HE doesn’t know.
That is the ever lovin’ truth.
Simple as Hell: They don’t like States’ rights when they’re not racist.
It’s the “Stay Tuned” that maybe kills me the most. Maybe.
What are the odds Trump pardons Boelter? I mean, he pardoned like 1500+ people who attacked lawmakers, so we know he loves having people like that on the street.
Or Trump will just pardon him. He likes doing that with people who attack lawmakers. I think he did it like 1600 times, so what’s one more?
Real question: why is Boelter facing second degree murder charges?
Agreed.
I want to watch Idiocracy a bunch more than I do, but I can’t get with the Maya Rudolph hooker character. It’s like everything on the train in Trading Places: wack to me.
What happens if the Minnesota gunman is a pardoned J6er?
This man saved the life of a condor who fell from their nest as a young chick. The bird hasn't forgotten and flies back to visit him from time to time ❤️
Unclear how Trump’s gonna say the Iran-Israel War “never woulda happened under…” oh yeah.
Rescued a dog from a hot car with Bob Barker. He lived across the street and I had no idea who he was - but I swear there was something about his voice where I was like “this guy sounds like he’s trying to sell me something” the whole time.
I’m a bit put out that legacy news anchors won’t just say Trump is lying about the situation in L.A. Just use the word LIE. Why is that so hard?
I need a reporter to ask Trump how what’s happening in L.A. is different from J6. I need to find out why all those Confederate flags waved by J6ers count as flags from “our country,” but ICE protestors’ Mexican flag is some kind of invasion. I know the answers, but I’m curious what they say.
In sports, do the refs let players fight a little before breaking it up? I don’t think that’s true.
The only reason Trump reposted that Biden clone nonsense is because he’s going to do something really destructive on the down low tomorrow and wants everybody distracted by ticky-tacky shit.
It just occurred to me that the name “Trey” might-MIGHT have originally been the name one gave a third son. Either everyone already knew/assumed this or I just impressed myself. I’m not going to check online for the answer.
So curious what turtles put in their constitution.