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Zalbo

@zalbo.bsky.social

Just this guy, you know?

created November 6, 2024

61 followers 273 following 47 posts

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Profile picture Jonn Elledge (@jonnelledge.bsky.social) reposted

one of the most baffling things about all this is that I really can't understand why nobody in government seems to be saying "guys the strategy isn't working"

2/9/2025, 10:19:33 PM | 903 175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you doing AI marketing now? These systems are built by stealing incredible amounts of IP and lose astonishing amounts of money, always on the promise that one day it will produce a digital slave. Please do some research and call them on their previous predictions which are all false

1/9/2025, 12:26:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

What a game #rwc2025 Aussies you've gotta play better against England next week, less errors!

30/8/2025, 8:16:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

Malteser reindeer already out, 1/3 of the year is Christmas 🎄

30/8/2025, 4:58:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now.

22/8/2025, 5:57:42 PM | 23681 7237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

You can turn off Google AI overview on a web browser if you're a bit nerdy, you have to change the default search prompt basically

14/8/2025, 6:53:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

The Naked Gun is a good laugh. Same spirit as original movies, doesn't overstay it's welcome.

2/8/2025, 10:07:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Every commentator who says the Democrats are too woke also buys into this

1/8/2025, 3:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert McNees (@mcnees.bsky.social) reposted

[Arby’s CEO pointing to the bottom layer on a chart of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs] Our beef sandwiches go here

16/7/2025, 3:54:22 AM | 1376 250 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted

Risotto rice under threat from flamingoes in north-eastern Italy

12/7/2025, 4:14:36 AM | 103 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

How much they paying you to market for them? And is it the AI workers paying you to scam these ceos, or these conmen ceos paying you?

1/7/2025, 2:43:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Thiel is just so cartoonishly evil that I don't understand how anyone can work with him

26/6/2025, 4:24:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Most open & Shut case in history?

11/6/2025, 6:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of the seemingly useless gadgets advertised on TV, is because it's people trying to sell something that is actually an accessable item

11/6/2025, 6:00:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

What is scam Altman lying about now?

11/6/2025, 8:21:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) reposted

it's kind of nuts that the Empire unveiled the Death Star, destroyed Alderaan, and had the Death Star blown up on the same day. Imagine what the memes on Star Twitter were like.

8/6/2025, 2:34:28 AM | 1479 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) reposted

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

5/6/2025, 8:02:27 PM | 9589 1432 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dag (@davidallengreen.bsky.social) reposted

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport” By Ruben Bolling Genius. Click in.

A cartoon showing various activity at an airport, including an extorted luxury jet, an exploding X rocket, a ketamine enthusiast wheeling a barrow of money to his plane, many ICE officers -- some taking people to an El Salvador plane, another with a zip-tied child being blocked by a federal judge -- scientists boarding a plane to Europe, a medical self-educator covered with pox, and more. All the people are represented by various animals. The story is made in the style of a Richard Starry children's book. Alt text borrowed from Mastodon..
5/6/2025, 6:18:50 AM | 4733 2057 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

This seems slam dunk proof the board should jettison him, he can't even be bothered to do work

16/5/2025, 8:36:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Games club has taught me that while I never considered myself a puzzle gamer, compared to others I am, had a few games like arranger just bounce off everyone

16/5/2025, 8:27:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

17/4/2025, 2:16:23 PM | 19243 4101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Although our group chat is called Gaaaaaaaames so maybe that counts

15/5/2025, 9:33:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

@mackeza.bsky.social I have a games club with my friends (not sure how to push it larger/if we want to) and giving it a special name never even occurred to us, is it normal for book/games clubs to be named?

15/5/2025, 9:31:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Halpert (@samhalpert.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.

15/4/2025, 2:56:39 AM | 10569 3395 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

If they dedicate their lives to be undo the damage these deranged idiots will do with power ( and their pulling politics in general in awful direction) then they can be kicked less

2/5/2025, 3:48:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Instead ask him if he ever drops his act at home

2/5/2025, 3:33:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

Every reform voter deserves to be kicked in the shins every day for the rest of their lives

2/5/2025, 3:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@ciaraioch.bsky.social) reposted

Wonder if a near future where we devalue creativity, outsource thinking and problem-solving to hallucination machines that tailor answers to each user, and replace complex human social interactions and friendship with chatbots will be a good one, or

1/5/2025, 3:13:10 PM | 103 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Guess my language learning needs will have to be with another company

30/4/2025, 6:24:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Poop can be an effective fertilizer, doesn't mean I want poop everywhere

26/4/2025, 8:37:35 PM | 517 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like he's trying to shed as much support of actual labour voters as possible

22/4/2025, 9:44:07 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Betteridge (@ianbetteridge.com) reposted

@bphillipsonmp.bsky.social Your statement on trans people having to use toilets that will literally risk them being assaulted mean I will never vote Labour again. A party that is prepared to throw a vulnerable minority under the bus is a disgrace, no matter what rosette they wear.

22/4/2025, 9:23:00 AM | 549 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted

I am just a simple cartoonist, any historians know how it works out when rule of law is entirely dependent on the whims of a mad leader?

12/4/2025, 1:39:15 PM | 282 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Palantir is like, incredibly obviously evil, and also, not even a UK company? Like, if he's going to give evil tech company money, at least make it a UK one?

5/4/2025, 9:45:20 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you try holding up a cross to see if he caught fire?

5/4/2025, 9:43:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Secretary of Defense Rock (@sodrock.bsky.social) reposted

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

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4/4/2025, 12:47:35 PM | 36677 7355 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Alex Cruikshanks (@alexsaysstuff.bsky.social) reposted

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

2/4/2025, 9:16:21 PM | 13422 4370 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire US right wing media ecosystem is based on making up a world they can be angry about, and now they are in power with grudges against that fantasy.

2/4/2025, 9:24:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

The disrespect from England of Wales at the end there, oof

15/3/2025, 6:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maria Bustillos (@mariabustillos.com) reposted

It's Streisand Time, wotta thrill Buy 'Careless People' by Sarah Wynn-Williams from independent bookshops: bookshop.org/p/books/care...

Meta Seeks to Block Further Sales of Ex-Employee’s Scathing Memoir An arbitrator has prevented the employee from promoting her book and disparaging the company until private arbitration concludes.
13/3/2025, 1:18:40 PM | 1281 585 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dag (@davidallengreen.bsky.social) reposted

NEW By me Thinking about a revolution Some things are changing rather fundamentally and the way we think should perhaps change too Includes Monty Python, Yeats, and C.S.Lewis Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/thinking-a... Personal blog: davidallengreen.com/2025/03/thin...

5/3/2025, 11:43:35 AM | 446 183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy.bsky.social) reposted

Please share. 🙏🏻

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2/3/2025, 10:06:11 AM | 11831 5695 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like this should launch an enquiry and possibly police action as to who is lying to so many people about Nigel Farage.

19/2/2025, 9:22:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonn Elledge (@jonnelledge.bsky.social) reposted

I have literally no clue what to make of the fact that this is a stirring post about the need for European unity in the face of Russian aggression and US disengagement from *checks notes* Richard Branson.

15/2/2025, 11:02:41 AM | 257 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Altman is an expert grifter, of course it works on Trump

8/2/2025, 8:52:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) reposted

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

A graph showing the number of people named Miles born per hour. It has grown exponentially since 1980.
1/2/2025, 1:25:06 AM | 16818 974 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

If your main thrust was not spending billions demonising people like the anti woke have, you've completely dropped the ball

1/2/2025, 9:25:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Veni Kunche (@veni.dev) reposted

This headline 😅: OpenAI Furious DeepSeek Might Have Stolen All the Data OpenAI Stole From Us I hope people who are suing OpenAI for copyright violations can use this somehow www.404media.co/openai-furio...

29/1/2025, 5:45:12 PM | 57 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NewsThump (@newsthump.com) reposted

NEWS! "DeepSeek copied our work!" whines company that only exists by copying other people's work

29/1/2025, 9:16:54 AM | 57 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Grifters assure us their grift is still fine

28/1/2025, 11:15:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture norbizness (@norbizness.bsky.social) reposted

I can tell you one thing, the Magic 8-Ball industry never had a $1 trillion valuation loss in the course of one trading day.

27/1/2025, 7:47:44 PM | 291 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

At least they claim it's cheaper. But it doesn't matter as the grifters are in trouble. Can they grift their way out of this? Wonder how MS earnings on Wednesday will go.

27/1/2025, 2:18:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how they will grift their way out of this?

27/1/2025, 2:15:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

an unresolvable tension — between not giving a fuck about all the bullshit and wanting to fuck up all that very same bullshit — lies at the heart of Limp Bizkit,

25/1/2025, 3:11:35 AM | 712 116 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Coruscanti Diner III (@adillondev.bsky.social) reposted

Microsoft is going to price gouge you by adding their genAI to your subscription without your consent, and they are not transparent about how to avoid this bullshit. Here's how to change your subscription back to "Classic" for a lower charge without Copilot: answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...

18/1/2025, 12:49:05 AM | 3134 1764 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Got married over the weekend! 🎉

20/1/2025, 7:51:08 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

Something I wasn't fully prepared for was the come down after a wedding. So many friends and family seen for so short a time, unlikely to get that mix ever again. Many won't be seen for a long time

20/1/2025, 10:51:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Success!

19/1/2025, 1:20:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

I think I'll try to get married today

18/1/2025, 8:32:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Warren (@tomwarren.co.uk) reposted

here's the Nintendo Switch 2! www.theverge.com/2025/1/16/23...

16/1/2025, 1:04:23 PM | 200 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge A. Caballero, MD (@datadrivenmd.social) reposted

I, for one, left Threads because it was an inferior product. If I wanted to spend my time in the best digital Nazi bar I would have returned to X, however, I want to spend my time on the best microblogging platform, which is why I am on Bluesky. Any real or perceived "virtue signaling" is a bonus ☺️

9/1/2025, 5:07:03 PM | 352 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a brief bit of sun?

1/1/2025, 12:46:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

Happy New Year! 🎊

1/1/2025, 12:18:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

Happy Crimbo Limbo to all who celebrate

28/12/2024, 12:25:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💥 (@dynamoe.bsky.social) reposted

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It
24/12/2024, 3:11:49 AM | 46424 21065 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

Happy Christmas! 🎄🎁☃️

24/12/2024, 4:34:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonn Elledge (@jonnelledge.bsky.social) reposted

my most metro lib elite opinion is I reckon I'd be really good in the House of Lords

20/12/2024, 4:26:58 PM | 190 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Freeman (@tomfreeman.bsky.social) reposted

The first rule of Pedant's Club is that if anyone else ever joins, I'm going to have to move that apostrophe.

18/12/2024, 10:54:45 AM | 161 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted

Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back. www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/

16/12/2024, 5:31:17 PM | 5458 1856 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Green (@matthewdgreen.bsky.social) reposted

Ok I know nobody cares about this but me, but GOD I care: 1. I have just downloaded your app. 2. You want me to make an account. I don’t want to make an account! 3. When I enter my email, you inform me that I already have an account! This seems like a good thing, but I know it means only pain. 1/2

13/12/2024, 10:03:51 PM | 1272 310 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Having to work on a project solely because they've done this, I propose a coup of just the land registry

12/12/2024, 12:34:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NewsThump (@newsthump.com) reposted

NEWS! Death Star to host 2038 World Cup

12/12/2024, 9:09:41 AM | 113 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social)

Wow the players choice final round options on the game awards are awful. A dlc, 3 gatcha games and another souls like. BMWK the only real game on there

11/12/2024, 7:18:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Feels like they have some good stuff now for Eldritch horrors in films etc, so that's something?

11/12/2024, 6:03:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh good, more planet warming slop

9/12/2024, 10:36:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Dunt (@iandunt.bsky.social) reposted

So easy to be cynical and glib. No-one is under any illusions about the way events often play out in the Middle East, or the character of the groups who defeated Assad. But it is ok to hope. It is ok to celebrate the end of a dictator.

8/12/2024, 11:49:46 AM | 1358 184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

(this is largely hyperbole, but that's the impression I'm getting from all of it). There's also those using it for reading/writing messages to people, somehow making electronic messaging worse. And the near endless nightmare that is recruiting/job hunting. Atm it mostly seems to make stuff worse.

5/12/2024, 4:50:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

It's because it's primarily Ex Crypto bro conmen in the biggest positions/face of it, as well as being the most into it. Also the most public LLMs are plagiarism machines powered by stolen art, run by companies that are financially insolvent and using ALL the electricity to do it.

5/12/2024, 4:46:38 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Geoff Norcott (@geoffnorcott.bsky.social) reposted

Massive away win for the little fella.

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2/12/2024, 1:38:02 PM | 58093 9600 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Newton (@caseynewton.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky is truly having an incredible run as Threads' head of product

27/11/2024, 6:12:07 PM | 18258 1999 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe for some, but it won't work with multiplayer that is so foundational to many video game experiences. This does make a lot of assumptions about AI improving despite many hurdles and incompetent companies

27/11/2024, 10:07:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.

15/11/2024, 1:52:03 PM | 56025 11862 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

This feels like an extension of straw manning, they're essentially making up democratic policy to be mad at

13/11/2024, 4:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

A friend recommended Matthew Yglesias' "Common Sense Democrat manifesto" to me. I think it's pretty bad, but not for the reasons he wants me to. It's not that I want to fight him on any of these "common sense" principles, it's that the premise is wrong. And that clarified something for me. 1/x

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12/11/2024, 10:27:03 PM | 1314 268 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zalbo (@zalbo.bsky.social) reply parent

If time named Elon man of the year it would accelerate their breakup so fast

13/11/2024, 9:22:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view