But they're chargers and will commit to a line I think I'd have a shot at jumping out of the way and buy enough time to reach the finish line. All the others can turn on a dime and hit major arteries with pinpoint accuracy.
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But they're chargers and will commit to a line I think I'd have a shot at jumping out of the way and buy enough time to reach the finish line. All the others can turn on a dime and hit major arteries with pinpoint accuracy.
I think I could get it to miss on the first pass is the thing.
How much you wanna bet that besides ideological reasons they're giving more of the Caribbean drug interdiction to the Navy/SOUTHCOM so they can keep cannibalizing the Coast Guard's resources for deportation and concentration camps
I maintain that the abbreviation of this conference is two letters too long.
that's kind of the function of the religious phenomenon episodes where Scully's the believer and Mulder's the skeptic
it got so weird when they'd hooked up and HAD A KID and still called each other by their last names
and just like the last one, starring personalist Central American tinpots who've made deals with the worst narco traffickers in the hemisphere.
a war on drugs what a fresh concept
Okay so today was the day I finally got the full implication of this gag (and apparently confirmed in one of the other 25 seasons I've barely seen)
America's Mayor of Shelbyville
Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/
starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:
Move the Air Force Academy to San Diego. We must break the Evangelist-Fundie grip on the Eternal Blue Sky
On the one hand obvious move to punish Colorado as a blue state and probably subvert NASA with the continued militarization of space but OTOH lol suck it Colorado Springs that's what you get
Inevitable when government & media define antisemitism down to any left-coded criticism of the military policy of a nation-state on the other side of the globe to which the Right...at least the 'moderate' Right...wants to send all the Jews so Jesus will return/White American Reich can be achieved.
immediately saved
oh Rudy's not making it to the eleventh huh
Loomer got the news
Money's on white knuckling through COVID again
If they can really crank out 200 a month domestically then who the fuck cares if it's more vulnerable to interception. Hooooo boy
Looking for a sing-along showing of Jaws
12:00 Sep 1
The fire crew watching this pit
Trump furiously calling Loomer, sensing that the It Follows demon is making its way down from New Hampshire.
Also...heh...just noting that his security guy...every bit the MAGA grifting dog whistle piece of shit as any of the other Trumpworld hangers-on....calls it an 'accident' and assigns no blame to any other party. Hmmmm
goddammit lol
This is the mind prison from Thunderbolts
Now why would they include that first paragraph
Pete Rose, Lawrence Taylor, Roger Clemens I mean third time's a trend right?
It's fun how he only does this for athletes who groom and abuse minors.
Really ashamed to admit that the unseasonably cool weather screwed with my brain chemistry and I made beef stew yesterday.
that one was was a 93 Bronco this one's clean
An ISIS attack to boot.
I keep saying it but every offensive coordinator in the game now grew up with Madden and that's why no one kicks when they should anymore.
I took on the Active Threat response protocol for my FD and pulled some data about mass shootings and Pulse had a statistic that shook me up. 1/3 of the victims had survivable injuries if they had received medical care in under an hour. OPD and OFD drug their feet for years on an RTF concept.
You just wonder if any of these Heroes were on the SWAT unit that waited three fucking hours to breach the Pulse restroom as wounded victims bled out.
Watching Maine v Liberty U
He's a real freak of nature. A degree of celebrity, ego, rage and knee-jerk shamelessness that no other American politician before or since 2015 has begun to replicate. There's just a whole lot of Yes Men who've flourished in his reflected glory and may well wither without his coattails.
I bet he could still golf
Oh that's the trick huh?
idk...for all the discourse about 'distractions' I do think his monopoly of the attention economy allows them to get away with a lot of stuff that would otherwise face harsher scrutiny. His ability (forged in 40 years living in the tabloids) to make the media chase its tail isn't easily replicated.
Knowing a Guy (and being a Guy someone knows) is critical to mystique-maxing. bsky.app/profile/ceej...
Appreciate the reference but also he's the rare lib-coded wrestler still on okay terms with Klan McMahon so he probably would be in the groupchats
An elaborate MAGA plot to break Bsky's servers with a tsunami of simultaneous Ah Well Nevertheless skeets.
We're really just enjoying a rare stretch where he's not infested our lives with fresh blather for a couple days. 'Sir, SIR the woke loser democrat party wants proof of life and you must not give it to them!'
An elaborate MAGA plot to break Bsky's servers with a tsunami of simultaneous Ah Well Nevertheless skeets.
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Folks it's just as likely he's gonna try his third half-assed Bay of Pigs in Venezuela. Get some sleep.
Hegseth makes West Point put back up the portrait of Colonel Robert E Lee (loser) and this is what happens
People need to know the difference because automatic weapons ARE already so heavily regulated that they are effectively illegal in the hands of civilians. Crimes with automatic weapons are so rare that it's proof effective laws on handguns and assault weapons are possible. We've just never tried.
James Gunn has a gig running an entire movie studio because alt-lite trolls dug up old tweets to get him (briefly) fired from Disney and I love that he paid them back in the biggest movie of the summer.
This system works so well that this is the only man in the galaxy who has definitely had sex with a droid.
Star Wars had it figured out 'the droids will look like goddamn droids. And if they speak like people they'll constantly remind you that they're droids.'
let's fuckin gooooo
The JD Vance Test for who gets to complain about poverty, corporate greed and the high cost of living.
Read this and remember that 20 kids were just shot by a Nazi who posted online their intention to do so a month ago
Alright been skeptical but this guy might be the rhydo.
Like just go ahead and put the bronzer on, bitch
That they all dress like him now is so much more infuriatingly pathetic than the red hats.
Shows of force! Presence Patrols! Checkpoints! He thinks this was when the war was going well!
Amazing that a prick like Hegseth gets in power on an aggrieved vetbro stabbed in the back narrative and immediately recreates Baghdad 2005.
You see kids there's already a big ceremonial Naval Review scheduled for next year but that one: -Is in New York (lmao he's not going there) -on the 4 of July (prime bribe day at his clubs) -Has been in the works since Biden and includes our allies and neighbors (won't be a King Trump MAGA Fest.)
Krypto v Noem mural when
Take clean breaks from posting. A day, a week, a month. You realize you don't HAVE to have voiced opinions on everything and scroll only as long as you need to be up to date.
Buffalo Tops really felt like the moment the media had given up. Blatant white supremacist massacre yet Stefanik was on cable news promoting Replacement Theory while the bodies were warm. A massacre in her own state. But hey, that nice blonde NBC reporter married Stefanik's comms guy. Happy Ending
Columbine was so prototypical of the Breivik/8chan/altright/Atomwaffen/terrorgram progression of the far-right mass shooter playbook. And only for a brief moment in time (Charlottesville-to-Buffalo Tops) did the major media scratch the surface of what's happening.
Watching Russian refineries burn to perk myself up
Some leftover Vichy-era stocks found their way among the various Syrian rebel factions so I imagine there will be black market growth in the years to come.
Couldn't have put it better myself
Um
The next biggest one was the government nationalizing major industries
If we're about to waste Tomahawks on a drug cartel I am gonna demand that Eldritch Cody or whatever the fuck his name is ride the first one like Slim Pickens
That time the Trump administration told people to read the Christchurch shooter's manifesto. www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
Sure a cop's dead in Atlanta after the CDC got raked with hundreds of rounds by an RFK stan but what's important is that Ghislaine Maxwell is enjoying her second helping of minimum security lamb chops.
Can't find the triple murderer we traded gulag victims to Venezuela for, Pam Bondi has prosecutors working in shifts to indict the sandwich thrower.
Sorry can't stop Neo-Nazis murdering kids in Minnesota, Kash Patel sent 30 FBI agents and a dozen ATF guys to arrest a DC jaywalker last night.
Getting cleared for the vaccine under 'physical inactivity' risk factor after telling the nurse the meaning of 'Jerkass-era Homer'
Great news for every Bsky user who lists their diseases in bio
Social ennui at 38%. Tag more statues in this sector to increase unrest values.
Kelce's engaged to Taylor, Josh Allen married an Avenger, Klay Thompson's dating Megan I feel we really gotta give some credit to the invention of the Drip Cam. This much A-List/All-Star crossover doesn't normally happen.
just the sickest cartoonish racist fantasies constantly spinning through his head and they'll only get worse as his brain melts
The scare quotes around "Breathe" jesus christ don't let anyone shame you into being respectful on Clot Day
That photo was taken 8 years ago and the kid would be an adult now so for all I know this has really happened.
"YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED"
I know these shirts exist and I maintain that it takes a truly deeeeeeep level of dissociation from basic civilized behavior to voluntarily and without legal requirement put that word on your person or property in any context.
Remember in The Office when the bachelor party fizzled out so they had the stripper work as a temp for an hour
What they're really doing is turning this shit into Applebee's which is bad but also funny because if Applebee's ditched the bar, adopted a more rustic aesthetic and countryfied menu you'd have Dallas suburbanites calling it woke Hipster bullshit.
Damn near 2-1 disapproval on the issue that supposedly guaranteed his victory (prices/inflation) with maybe a tenth of the critical media coverage as this time last year despite him repeatedly, deliberately, proudly pushing the MAKE THINGS COST MORE button.
The only two good decisions Trump made his first term were Jay Powell and Warp Speed and he's burned both to the ground out of sheer insecurity.
Supreme Court edition