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WOKE IS DEAD

@zeeek.bsky.social

23 year old professional intellectual

created July 15, 2023

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Profile picture MillionsOfDeadBugs (@massivextreme.bsky.social) reposted

Children should have access to firearms and small boats but not social media

5/9/2025, 7:58:12 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

I want no part of any plan involving Peter Thiel that doesn't also involve his corpse being used as a piñata afterwards

5/9/2025, 7:19:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 6:30:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

turns out night shift means I do like 2 hours of work and then I get to watch the Simpsons and chill in the warehouse

5/9/2025, 5:59:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, when you factor in the climate impact, I would be partial the argument that it's anti human as a whole, but if in fantasyland free, clean energy was a thing then that obviously wouldn't be the case.

5/9/2025, 3:50:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

my main issue with it is people using it for therapy or even worse, companionship. I can't articulate what exactly is wrong with it but seeing it genuinely makes me sick to my stomach. not to mention the arms race to create the most realistic CSAM material.

5/9/2025, 3:41:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

that's why the real Chad move is to just say all ai is anti human and therefore intrinsically evil. you can still make fun of it for being useless and if some niche use case pops up you can point to the villainous reptiles promoting it and say you still don't want anything to do with it

5/9/2025, 3:24:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

kinda strange how there are two very popular musicals who's entire premise is "what if a French guy was so ugly that he really liked music"

5/9/2025, 3:20:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

the original one I saw was making fun of chuds cheering for the fuck you and die bill which I think is the most apt of the three

5/9/2025, 3:12:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

oh for sure. ultimately it's just "I depicted you as the treacherous scorpion and me as the noble frog"

5/9/2025, 3:12:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

this is what is in store under the Hunter Biden administration. Trust the plan.

5/9/2025, 12:50:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

i firmly and unironically believe society would be infinitely more stable if CEOs and executives caught embezzling or insider trading or whatever were crucified on lampposts along wall street.

5/9/2025, 12:45:36 AM | 65 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

the issue with pacifism is that guns and tanks and shit intrinsically look really fucking cool and I'd imagine are very fun to operate.

5/9/2025, 12:42:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

i want the next president to use the now unlimited power of the executive to implement a stalinist style purge of the entire GOP. it's time for the American cultural revolution.

5/9/2025, 12:41:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

tell me, how effective have these non violent methods proven to be historically at effecting actual, systemic change?

5/9/2025, 12:35:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hand (@jrhand.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr in this hearing:

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4/9/2025, 4:37:05 PM | 15396 2103 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

Democrats: hold my beer

4/9/2025, 10:30:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

me when someone gives me a horse for my birthday

4/9/2025, 9:30:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 9:27:55 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

releasing the list will do nothing. we already know all the Epstein affiliates. we have known trump was a pedophile since the 1980s. stop fucking around and prosecute affiliates

4/9/2025, 7:52:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

mexi-co

4/9/2025, 7:49:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

we're talking about reading between the lines, not the thesis of the post

4/9/2025, 7:46:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

jfc just get a divorce

4/9/2025, 7:46:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lily (@lilydont.bsky.social) reposted

I fucking hate tech bros www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...

4/9/2025, 5:10:53 PM | 318 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

yep understanding the basic fabric of the universe

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4/9/2025, 6:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 6:35:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

obviously not to say it isn't abhorrently evil, but expecting Democrats to even pretend to give a shit is a fools errand to say the least.

4/9/2025, 7:22:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

i hate to break it to you but the extrajudicial murder of random people, especially foreigners is the most normal thing this administration has done. it's been the MO of this country for quite literally my entire life.

4/9/2025, 7:20:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

I wouldn't want to get between Ted Cruz and a garbage can in the middle of the night. that being said, if you startle him he would play dead but opossums also tend to carry rabies so it's best to mind your distance regardless.

4/9/2025, 7:17:58 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

there's a difference between the two?

4/9/2025, 7:15:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

ALTERNATE HISTORY: flag of the United States of America if it was a genocidal fascist dictatorship run by pedophiles

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4/9/2025, 7:14:55 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

FUCK YOU!!!!

4/9/2025, 6:53:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thughead Jones (@sleuthster.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Lois griffin is so fucking sexy

10/11/2023, 9:34:00 AM | 6 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

now it's the inverse. conditions for workers continue to decline, and workers will put up with it because if they don't, they will suffer violence one way or another.

4/9/2025, 3:03:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

one of the rhetorical keystones of this administration is doing acts of war, perpetuating violence at home and abroad while not *technically* being at war. When violence is omnipresent, war ceases to exist, thus making trump the peaceful dove by putting *everyone* at war.

4/9/2025, 3:02:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

that's what they ate in the Italian version of Jonestown

3/9/2025, 10:39:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

i sure hope it ends up similar to the "Kennedy situation"

3/9/2025, 4:50:42 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim 👎 ジム (@jtp2106.me) reposted

3/9/2025, 1:14:52 PM | 415 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

this is what it's like trying to plan a god damn camping trip with my friends

3/9/2025, 4:45:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

silksong! Just a week away! Can you believe it guys? silksong, just a week away. solksong is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. silksong! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? silksong! Just in a week! It got here so fast! silksong! Just a week away!

3/9/2025, 4:44:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

nothing really to add other than a friendly reminder to rewatch that video of Michael Knowles pretending to not know what sissy hypno is and him genuinely believing it works and getting scared.

3/9/2025, 4:41:57 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇪🇨 Chudpope Olga 🇱🇧 (@popeolga.meangirls.online) reposted

Elon Musk watches sissy porn That's what that tweet is admitting It's very specific language, a very specific kind of verbage and intent with the idea he's positing He watches sissy porn in addition to his AI feedback loop addiction and it's melted his brain

3/9/2025, 3:00:30 PM | 253 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

as for me personally I feel very much like my body is a foreign object that I am piloting and I can almost feel a little mini me in my skull running around flipping switches and pulling levers

3/9/2025, 9:57:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

do you guys feel your consciousness emanating from your head or your entire body?

3/9/2025, 9:57:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

bros name is Rudyard💀

3/9/2025, 9:51:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

after he's gone they're not gonna keep it up for a goober like Vance. The sauce will expire and although things will still be awful, the podcast bro voter will no longer matter and those with real skin in the game will once again dominate the discourse.

3/9/2025, 8:26:20 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

I think one of the better side effects of "it happening" will be that politics will no longer be entertaining to the layperson. for the past 10 years it's been a reality tv show surrounding the C list reality tv guy and thus attracted the lowliest troglodytes to pay attention.

3/9/2025, 8:26:20 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

as a funko pop that was left in the microwave and then run over by a car, I think it's a little fucked up that you would look shame people who look like us :(

3/9/2025, 8:19:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

having a good, productive day in Margaritaville

2/9/2025, 10:04:06 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

if Brazil arrests bolsonero I think it will set a good prescient internationally and will increase the odds of netanyahu facing justice.

2/9/2025, 10:03:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

if you are in a fight, it is preferable to win -Sun Tzu

2/9/2025, 9:52:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

seeing straight men in public

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2/9/2025, 9:48:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

he will use this excuse again if anything related to Epstein ever comes out btw

2/9/2025, 7:59:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

butt plug full of helium

2/9/2025, 7:57:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

it looks like the UK got jealous that we let the hogs go wild and they're trying to catch up

2/9/2025, 9:31:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I would but I didn't want to cheat on your dad

2/9/2025, 9:29:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

if they see problems and think trumpism is a one off then they're most likely barking up the wrong tree when it comes to what they see as issues.

2/9/2025, 4:47:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

anyone "woke" enough to see that there is an issue with policing is also smart enough to see that policing as an institution in this country is rotten to the core and wouldn't join to "be the one good cop"

2/9/2025, 4:47:31 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

without my chains I have nothing!

2/9/2025, 4:43:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Balilart (@balileart.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 3:21:20 AM | 342 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, but I was talking hypothetically about a genuine free fair democracy rather than the American system. like education is solid, there's a wide array of viable candidates as an alternative but for whatever reason the citizens vote for the kicking puppies party by like 70-80 % margins

2/9/2025, 4:41:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I asked my scheming eunuch and he said you're not to be trusted

2/9/2025, 4:37:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

harper but in New York be like hey I'm harpin here!

2/9/2025, 3:56:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

I'm super healthy, we are declaring war on Venezuela and every election requires ID now

2/9/2025, 2:01:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry Mr. McConnell, although you did receive the most votes in your reelection campaign, you are ineligible to run for office as you were unable to correctly identify The Rizzler in this lineup and you could not define "gyatt"

2/9/2025, 2:00:49 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

oh no worries it didn't come off as rude at all

2/9/2025, 1:55:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

he was a main character in the whole 2020 election cycle, one of the main people saying it was stolen and there was a mysterious black goo oozing from his head on tv which was pretty funny. that's really fascinating how someone could have avoided his name.

2/9/2025, 1:54:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

if a democratic society, in a full, free election process overwhelmingly voted in favor of just being straight up evil, would that be an indictment of the entire population?

2/9/2025, 1:47:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

wait are you being serious? I don't mean to be condescending but what sort of media diet have you had to save you from him? how long have you been following the news?Since I was like 17 in my darkest moments I tell myself I have to keep living so I can see Guliani getting lowered in a grave

2/9/2025, 1:44:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

depends entirely on who "us" is

2/9/2025, 1:35:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

that's the best way to post imo

2/9/2025, 12:55:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

people with more money than God want you to believe it's some Oracle

2/9/2025, 12:54:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

your tax dollars are funding research on jamming this down your throat whether you want it or not. it's a computer that takes 100x the resources of a normal computer and will consistently lie to you.

2/9/2025, 12:54:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

did some more research, apparently he was mayor of America when some airplanes crashed or something? I stopped reading after that.

2/9/2025, 12:50:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world

bluesky post and reply thread, the usernames of the two people replying have been redacted original post by leyawn:
1/9/2025, 5:53:35 PM | 2956 250 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to be a poster like you, then I took a ratio in the quotes

2/9/2025, 12:48:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

president Palintir just a week away

2/9/2025, 12:41:06 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

all of the loudest "free Hong Kong" guys seem awfully quiet now that every major American city looks identical if not worse than Hong Kong was during the protests.

1/9/2025, 9:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish China was the enemy. I wish China would send a squadron of American made f16s they bought from Israel to enact a regime change in this shitty backwards hellhole.

1/9/2025, 9:54:29 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

no Chinese government official made it so I will never own a house. it wasn't a Chinese guy who made my healthcare unaffordable. the Chinese government isn't black bagging my neighbors and sending them to god knows where.

1/9/2025, 9:52:19 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

they tried to kill pence for much less than that. article 25 would sic 20 million feral hogs on Washington DC instantly

1/9/2025, 5:51:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former Pingu Child Actor (@heresy.bsky.social) reposted

Lmao randomly remembering that the Starbucks billionaire Schulz once testified in front of US congress and went on a whiney moan about being called a billionaire, he said: "yea i have billions of dollars but it is unfair to label me a billionaire" lmao these cunts do not deserve the draw breath.

1/9/2025, 2:39:14 PM | 17 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

for the record I agree, that being said, batman is cooler than iron man by at least a factor of 8

1/9/2025, 5:41:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

moooooom they're doing Batman is a fascist discuss again

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1/9/2025, 5:41:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

lemme see those ankles big boy

1/9/2025, 5:33:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

an understated aspect of the fascist propaganda with made up statistics is that a lot of people simply will not talk to police anymore out of fear, even to report a crime. It's the same strategy they tried to use for covid; if nobody reports it, it didn't happen.

1/9/2025, 5:27:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

um the message of Frankenstein was to not create scary monsters, idk where she's getting all this nonsense about society and whatnot

1/9/2025, 8:36:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

probably depends on the client. regardless, nobody that is obsessed with reproducing to that extent should be trusted.

1/9/2025, 3:37:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that

31/8/2025, 8:45:57 PM | 4277 547 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

ok but I've never seen them in person. kind of suspicious if you ask me

1/9/2025, 2:14:52 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

*rubs my suspiciously president shaped belly*

1/9/2025, 2:14:16 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:38:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

sorry I can't hang out tonight. my scheming, mischievous but loyal visier says you're not to be trusted :(

1/9/2025, 1:14:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

after the past decade of nonstop bad things happening imagine such a string of good luck

1/9/2025, 1:12:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

honestly I don't think I've seen a single good opinion come out of that island post brexit

1/9/2025, 12:39:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

Brits telling anyone they don't have a right to be anywhere. sure buddy.

31/8/2025, 11:14:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted

Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup. However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations. While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe. After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragu Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
31/8/2025, 9:01:24 PM | 2833 538 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reply parent

looks like he was arrested for a dui

31/8/2025, 11:12:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

using the mugshot to report on this is diabolical lmfao

31/8/2025, 11:12:20 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social)

thank you for the Pokemon diaper porn, bluesky

31/8/2025, 10:48:15 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view