It's hard to tell, but mostly because he's always running his mouth.
It's hard to tell, but mostly because he's always running his mouth.
Connecticut did a study about what would be required to handle the traffic that Amtrak takes off the road. I think it said I-95 would need to be 17 lanes wide, or something like that were the Northeast Corridor to shut down.
I think the game is at noon. The blathering starts at 9.
The name made it harder to study? Yikes.
He absolutely cannot do that, constitutionally speaking. So yes, incredibly amusing, as he'd try anyway.
I'm not sure the GOP actually could do that.
That tingling is how you know it's working.
Or people that write on it with a sharpie?
That dude was literally writing on a flag with a sharpie last week.
So did the house, probably.
That's super, man. I envy you.
Don't get him started on sublimation.
I think Avi is made of crap, or at least full of it.
I'm only awake because they make me.
A heliport, really.
The University of Maryland's close neighbor, the College Park Airport (CGS), is the oldest continually operating airport on Earth. It was opened primarily for airmail service and is now home to an excellent small aviation museum run by the Smithsonian.
Peer review/science are ACTUAL bullshit detectors. It's the whole point of academic journals!
I don't find this clear at all, as there's no discussion on capital costs at all. How would this rail line be constructed at a tenth of the cost, especially given how prohibitive right of way acquisition is in the north east? What would make a new tunnel under the Hudson River 90% cheaper?
Wow, Russia agreed to not do something that they have been proven incapable of doing. Great deal, guys!
Beavers pounds one into the gap.
One of the best expressions in regular use, by far.
They came prepared with their sandwich shields & sneeze guards, at least.
Slightly diminish a band: Monolab
I think the city equivalent of "touch grass" is still "touch grass". Like, get out of your car and walk somewhere.
I live in a town with "College" in its name and get similarly annoyed when there are proposed changes to the code to ban tables for drinking games in front yards. What did you expect? And why is it OK for your kids to leave their toys in the yard but not a college kid?
Why has Trump waited so long to deliver this smackdown?
The Marshall Plan rules.
Or that the history they are honoring is treason against the United States.
Elon couldn't even manage to reinvent the bus, nevermind the train.
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
Proud of treason? That tracks.
my main belief on both people is that if sydney sweeney and caitlin clark went on a date it would start the second american civil war
Forever Young.
The Dunning-Kruger tech bros have forced their Dunning-Kruger machine up on the world.
I think the president just plainly stating that he's firing the person who produces economic data because he doesn't like the numbers officially pushes us into a new era where you just can't believe government data anymore.
Thiessen is one of America's leading nihilists. Dude will say ANYTHING.
If there's not a Sterolab album there I'm going to start a boycott.
JD will tell us this is football discourse about the 49ers.
I would rather die than create an account to continue
If the Nats keep trading every player with a future, the Nats will continue to have no future.
It's time to start arresting people without criminal records, because they are dangerous, apparently.
When I stop taking ibuprofen my back hurts again. When I stop drinking coffee, I get tired. When I stop huffing glue, however, I'm still stupid.
Unfortunately, that's a heron in egret's clothing.
Hydroxigen, as it were.
The collegiate croquet championship is usually won by St. John's College in Annapolis, MD.
Cancun?
OUTLAW HUMIDITY!
Why would anyone listen to a dude named "Dryden"?
Ew.
Nobody jaywalks in Chicago and it's fucking weird.
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
Gold is the most malleable metal and incredibly heavy, so not exactly great protective dome material.
The Andor treatment for everything.
Movie you've watched more than 6 times (no SW, ST, LOTR).
Did Hedgseth seize up? What the hell is going on there? Somebody oil his joints.
I think the actual business of the Boring Company is to promise slick vaporware to keep people from building transit projects. It's frankly amazing that they built a thing once, though not surprising how much it sucks.
They often haven't learned because there were no consequences for them (thus nothing to learn).
crashing the economy and starting a war in the Middle East Donald Trump has finally become a conventional Republican after all
I guess an act of war is different from being at war if you're into mental gymnastics/bullshit.
He has his glasses on because This Is Very Serious.
That requires more introspection than these CHUDs are capable of.
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
Indeed, all of these people have agency.
FUCK YOU, HARLEY JARVIS!
I want this.
Is Infrastructure Week still in two weeks?
Embarrassing.
MTA is very good at making plans it never follows through on.
Losing to the Rockies is historically embarrassing.
Utter horseshit. The USWNT is historically dominant with plenty of diversity. I would wager that the USMNT continued failure has more to do with top players rarely having a chance to play together, especially in our domestic league (which is fun, but not great).
Especially since an ICE "uniform" is blue jeans, a kevlar vest, and a balaclava. There's really no way to tell if you're about to be murdered by an actual ICE agent or just a regular psycho.
No, that's not Amtrak (which is inter-city service).
Delaware is on the NE Corridor.
Co-branded by "As Seen On TV".
That's absolutely finger-pointing.
This is every soccer game I've ever been to. I try not to complain, I don't know shit.
Clothing is covered by the first amendment. Nuts to these clowns.
In 50 years the moldering remains of human civilization will be nothing more than AI spamming other AI back and forth in a spam arms race.
Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
Baltimore City needs to take over transit from the state if it ever wants to have decent transit options. MDOT is run by the suburbs and doesn't care about the city.
Four options: 1. Spread my remains in my favorite baseball stadium. No cremation, though. 2. Roll my corpse into a ditch and let the city figure it out. 3. Mix my ashes into ash trays at a bowling alley. 4. Turned into juice by a fast moving train.
Tim is so funny
This is only because a few of the GOP justices live in Maryland and are fearful of the consequences of their actions.
If "everybody dies" and the afterlife is to be desired is her moral position, she must be an ardent supporter of access to abortion, right?
He's "one of the good ones" apparently...
The Spirit are the best team that plays in that stadium, so why not?
I think it was supposed to be more aerodynamic, but was offset by by other gaps due to poor quality control. This is the kind of crap that happens when you spurn the advice of experts.
There is no fender on a Tesla. So if you ding the fender area you have to replace a panel that's half the car that costs a small fortune and takes months to get the part. Truly the work of genius...
Teaching is the one profession where you steal office supplies from home to bring to work.
I don't like that my car gets the ticket instead of me. Get my face in the photo and I'm happy to pay it.
Especially the heimlich maneuver episode.
Charm City Slicker 