Does he know that mail in votes are paper ballots?
Does he know that mail in votes are paper ballots?
Woke is just anything you don’t like, I guess.
Perfect song.
Thanks for the song.
Jeff, are you wearing pajamas outside?
I lost a close friend this week. This song just destroys me.
Like a wave on the ocean romance?
James Austin Johnson on tenterhooks right now…
If he isn’t dead I guess he at least gets to see the entire Internet going apeshit hoping he is
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More like this, please.
Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Ugh. Just a bit late on the buzzer.
I say “great googly moogly” in my head several times a day.
So…it’s “woke” because they removed the old man? Is that what we’re taking about?
Speaking as a Chinese person, in the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of bribery.
This is the one that’s been stuck on a loop in my head lately. youtu.be/LQ82BX0hGBM?...
Tighten up those stops.
All the process server had to do was look in their heart.
This is 25th amendment stuff. I know. I know…
Started liking this song a lot more when I realized Pete was asking himself the title question.
The CDC shooting didn’t even really register in the news and the details are absolutely insane
Jeff, this is an excellent post-mortem.
Photo of Putin and Trump at summit.
🤷🏻♂️
Not the riders. They actually have an operator in the passenger seat.
A journalist tried out Tesla's "Robotaxi" in Austin. Two human interventions on their first ride. The "robotaxi" ignored two Do Not Enter signs and tried to drive the wrong way down a one way street! The Austin rollout is a stock pump. Tesla doesn't have self-driving software.
A sweet old lady wrote me to ask if I would help her out by signing off Jeopardy! every night saying "Don't forget your night medicine, my friends." I am actively considering this.
They aren’t the same thing. It’s a common misunderstanding of mathematics.
Reading comprehension is important. So is numeracy. She said half died by 30. That’s a median, not a mean.
Who said anything about an “average life expectancy?”
“I threw the sandwich,” said another guy. “I threw the sandwich,” spoke a third. “I threw the….
This mural in Chicago was painted over. #Chicago
Situation on 14th St and W St. NW, with federal agents -- no specific agency identified -- pulling cars over for checks. They arrested a Black woman in this car. BIG crowd of people shouting at police. "Fuck you!" "What is wrong with you!" "You don't need to terrorize people like this!"
According to the commercial I just saw, Cascade removes “up to 100% of stuck-on food.” Not to get all math-y on you, but…
You got me.
Someone Still Likes You Boris Yeltsin.
Try and picture the outrage if a Dem did this. Even the mainstream media would by hysterical, not just Fox.
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
Hard not to notice that every route you post starts and ends at a Dairy Queen.
Do they think he won’t notice if they do it like this?
Prague, 1968 — photo by Josef Koudelka
in 2018, rahm made a big announcement that elon musk was going to build a high speed link from the airport to downtown
If you’re worried about the young people today and their mental health crisis, it’s comforting to spend 5 minutes on Nextdoor. The old people are SO much crazier!
Look at that beautiful monster.
Every few months there’s a news article like “Physicists prove time isn’t real” and I say “alright” and keep going about my day
This is what every handshake with Putin endorses.
He took month long vacations in the stratosphere
What if Trump made reference to Tom Bombadil?
I wish ICE would concentrate on the mothmen.
What crime is he trying to find someone to commit?
How many times have I heard someone order a drink “straight up on the rocks”?
Just finished this and enjoyed it very much.
A question mark AND an exclamation point? Come on.
I’m watching a live stream
The Director of Charts
Jasson is such a butcher but there. #Yankees
“The central government has the indisputable final say in the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama.” -the central government www.reuters.com/world/china/...
I see we’re already into the “Mars, bitches!” portion of the term. That was fast.
There aren’t different “versions” of reality.
He is, once again, angry at math.
Are the Twins going to field a team tonight?
There’s no way that’s correct.
I think there is real market opportunity for an Instacart competitor called GroceryBro
I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
"For the last time, I didn't know anything about Jeffrey Epstein's pedophilia ring, we were just best friends for over a decade and then finally had a falling out when he stole this seventeen-year-old blonde girl from me. I trust that settles it."
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
Google is your friend.
I am sort of slightly above neutral on Foundation. That is a true testament to the great acting and general look of the show, because I mostly have no idea what anyone in that world is talking about.
Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”
Scotland
Amen to this. Sociopaths. All of them.
pretty telling comment here. Britain and America absolutely did feed and clothe Nazi and Japanese POWs during WWII. and they provided food and supplies to occupied territories as the war was won. the Hunger Plan by contrast was a Nazi thing
What about a system of canals connecting each pair of divorced parents?
The only surprising part of any of this is that Musk told the truth about something.
Guy next to me just ordered a “black and tan with Lagunitas,” possibly the most serial killer thing one could say, including “I love to serially kill.”
…in which I apologize to Cindy McCain for what I used to think of her..
Colbert is not only funny and on point, he’s also in the thoughtful human being hall of fame. youtu.be/Z85wCAbY2U4?...
Kind of wish I was a subscriber so I could cancel.
I’m out Paramount+ F*ck you.
A picture writes a thousand words.
The court will say ‘no,’ because that’s what courts do. And they will throw up their hands and say “we tried.” 🤷🏻♂️
It’s the summer rerun season. They’re pulling out the clip shows.
More of an Ave Maria guy.
I knew we could count on you.
“Anatomically accurate?” So it’s a Walt Disney sex robot?
I have a few. Mostly church hymns.
Come on, Rob. We need you.
Seems like there’s more coming?
@chrislhayes.bsky.social As absolutely everyone assumes that Bondi is taking direction directly from Trump, it’s fun to remember the massive scandal proclaimed by right wing media because Bill Clinton spoke to Loretta Lynch for 10 minutes on an airport tarmac in 2016.
If it’s going to be this humid from now on, I’m going to get some gills installed in my neck.
I haven’t been this disappointed since the 2nd Traveling Wilburys album.
@chrislhayes.bsky.social Does Retes really have no legal recourse over his ICE ordeal?
“Are you being coy?”
I think someone is worried about something.
Thanks for this! I’ve been looking for something to fill the gaps while endlessly waiting for the next Hardcore History.
