✨ Visual Artist and Game Developer. ✨ Former QA for SEGA / Wayforward. ✨ He/Him Space Cryptid
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My #swordtember project this year is a playable game where I upload a new sword to the game everyday. Still can't believe I'm doing it, and it might not be any good, but the game exists. See you on other side. #gamedev #godot jacobgoldfarb.itch.io/swordtember
Is this because of the elves? Cloaca Cooched Cookie Cobblers?
Yoooooooo!?
Sexy Watto is flooding my feed...
I love the energy. +Follow
Me, looking up cool rocks: "Yeah, I guess mountains are rocks..."
(Well ok I guess if we're talking about people with 8th grade reading levels talking to people who DO pick up on those subtleties there's a LOT of chance for misinterpretation. 😅 )
Isn't that an anxiety thing? The fear that you could be misinterpreting lack of punctuation as dismissive, or a hard stop as anger, when the other person may just have a hard time typing on a phone (or worse, using voice to text)?
I feel sick to my stomach making this post, but at this point I don't have a choice docs.google.com/document/d/1...
You mandela effect yourself into a new universe, but the only difference is that a meme video from late 2000s is a whole 2 minutes longer than you remember.
Watched K-P.D.H. last night so now I know what I'm listening too, music wise, for the next whole week... 🎧🎶✨
Would much rather see Art everywhere rather than ads everywhere.
Commencing head bobble wireless communication.
It's such a good metaphor, similarly with adhd.
Me: "Oh, I can't wait for some early examples that inspired all my favorite anime growing up!" Them: "The earliest examples such as these two american cartoons and all your favorite anime growing up." "Oh..." (Is good video go watch.)
This has been on my Steam library for, like, 5 years now maybe I should finally do something about it.
Another job application sent out. Does luck still work if instead of asking you to wish I just threaten you to give me all your luck instead? Like, while I'm cooking? Holding a knife for unrelated reasons? I won't, but the scenario crossed my mind. Just wish me luck.
So much same; there's so much I *want* to do, but I feel guilty setting aside the time over things I *need* or "should" do. Then the only thing that ever overrides that are the activities that get dopamine hits fast, and I end up doing that for 2 hours instead (like a fool).
Flygon's already perfect! They'd probably just add spikes or something (though I'd love to be pleasantly surprised). 🫤
September 4th turning out to be a crazy day for silk aficionados that both want the $200k Original Spider-Man 2 costume AND to finally play Silksong.
I would be cool to fist bump a bee. Let them know how cool they are.
I think I got derailed by the VO in M&M Adventure and never resumed the actual video.
Happy Birthday!!
First I'm hearing about both of these, I'm hyped. Hoping we get some Air Ride news.
All thise quiet moments on the deck of the ship, asking if it's all worth it, as some fantasy future tech looms, unsure if it's there to help or harm, and it's being experienced by Popeye drinking a can of orange cream soda. Why do you do this, brain? What are you doing?
You can't advance the story by having the main character leap off the ship with a grappling hook to aid another, more elegant ship captained by a regal stranger looking for her lost sister in the desert. Then find that sister, save her, and then make that main character POPEYE!!
You can't show me a scene right out of a millennial jrpg, flying over an endless desert shrouded by polluted clouds in the airship home of a kindly engineer mom, admiring the distand mountains and clear skies bathed gold in sunset... ... and then make the main character Popeye.
I'm sorry brain; you can't just give me a whimsical, post apocalypse solarpunk dream, complete with Hayao Miyazaki style airships, and then make Popeye the main character. You can't do that.
But you did somehow transform the pork into chicken.
Sonic R is such a good game.
The newest Digital Circus is so good! I don't know, maybe I'm enjoying how the team is writing/handling just how broken everyone is.
Yup. It just felt right in the moment to add it.
It's got a "the horrors persist but so do I and gotta be real I'm cracking" vibe, but if communicated by someone who is also a horror, but like a different kind of horror.
Oh no! Do you know what popped it?
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I feel that, like the universe is activly acting against you. Glad to hear you are safe. :(
the wind waker experience
If you are awake right now you should go look at the Perseid Meteor Shower outside if conditions allow for it. It's happening RIGHT NOW!!! (you should look after midnight around 2-3 am apparently)
Maybe he just means that when he walks outside everyone is mean to him specifically, as they likely should be.
That makes a lot of sense, only a few flowers are actually turning into fruits. I had no idea. 🍈
Wait what that's a thing? I've been ecstatic that I've finally got pollinators on my Cantaloupes but there's so few at the moment.
If by mess you mean super tasty looking... 💖
New butterfly friend has appeared in my garden!! :3
I recently started watching the second season of Star Wars Visions and that Cartoon Saloon episode is absolutely incredible.
It does sound like a weird extrapolation of... "giants wouldn't be able to exist on land with earth's gravity" into "thus for giants to exist in the bible gravity must of been weaker" ... that some church might spin up.
Oh I have OPINIONS I will hold my tongue on. 😅 Except one, I played Unleashed Wii exclusively with a GC controller and I would rank it the same or higher than the other Unleashed.
Love coming across stuff like this. Someone called Rickdadick450 on the welding subreddit created this mechanical vulture out of old typewriter and calculator parts. It rocks, and doubly so if you’ve read M. John Harrison’s “The Pastel City”.
Every moment of climate disaster reminds me how much I need Sonic games to be about saving the environment from evil.
My new morning routine is going outside to water my garden and absolutely hyping up the one bee that shows up to pollinate my flowers. Like, Heck yeah little Bee! You're doing amazing! Way to go little Bee!!
This is so weird, I'm surprised there isn't another option to this question. My biggest reason for buying physical on Switch is to save internal storage for multiplayer. Single player titles I know I'll put down for a long time I prefer physical, knowing I can save space and still play later.
I'm playing Pokemon Emerald Rouge and this "Own Tempo Tinkaton and Swagger Tsareena" combo I have going feels right. Just a yas queen girl boss hyping up her feral gremlin bestie.
Is this a focus group?
Little guy upgraded to Big Lad!!
Seize the Powder. Carpe So Diem.
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
IT'S THAT CASTLE!!
I challenged a proven system with a quicker, lazier one and I've paid the price (slightly firmer rice).
I fucked up rice.
visa and mastercard deciding what games are allowed to be sold is an apocalyptic level threat to the games industry. phone calls are the highest impact way to help. this is an all hands on deck situation. the enemy got results with 1000 phone calls. we can beat them phone numbers and a script:
The quote doesn't have the "just", that was added by the headlines. That's so weird.
On League Every Day
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My little storage bin garden grew cantaloupes and I just tried one for the first time. 💖
Fixed your ai image, don't hire me
I'm glad you're holding on though.
Trying to do Art Fight again this year, been struggling with health issues and unable to update my Refs but there's a few works there already. artfight.net/~Star_Cryptid
Watching a video essay on Golden Sun and remembering just how much of my art and creative intuition is tied to this one series. Like, more than I've ever realized.
I just saw this exact one the other day. It's so funny seeing the same levels and enemies out in the wild like that.
Honestly a valid strategy against mind reading, the guy didn't get the codes.
What's the range of expiration dates?
I miss going out on hikes.
I've been unemployed for two years now, applying to every job I see (animation and just regular part time anything) and have had no luck. I'm currently going through a massive upheaval in my life; the best way to support me rn is either donations thru my kofi or sharing my reel ko-fi.com/tehflood
Princess Peach giving a speech to her subjects. 2025. Colorized.
Them: "Download this app to get access to—" Me: "Say no more" and then I leave never to look at the service again.
It still surprises me there hasn't been an attempt to rerelease the Sonic Advance games in any capacity. They're locked on the GBA.
Little Pumpkin-Headed guys are my JAM!! These all look so good!
Why are their fireworks going off outside?
I have my YETI Waterbottle and it works really well. Too well, sometimes. I have a second one for hot drinks that holds onto heat so well that if I brew tea in it the water still burns after well over an hour. 🥵 You can buy separate tops that fit with most their sizes too.
I'll end on a fun personal story. The Bionicle: Quest for Makuta boardgame was really neat but me and my siblings never played it correctly. Instead, we used the hexagon board pieces as an RPG map and printed out custom armies of Shy Guys and Warhammer Lizardmen to do war with. It was fun.
I'm trying not to say too much since really I haven't even looked that deep into Bionicle in years. They may also just suffer from being too similar in vibe. Not sure if the cartoons or games ever did much to give them distinct personalities.
At least, I think they do. I'm not saying one is better than the other, it just... ... reminds me of my opinion / spicy hot take that the Ninja Turtles are better when their designs are more similar with only small variations as opposed to exaggerated visual differences.
I am curious though; besides the hard-to-reproduce silhouettes (due to LEGO) is the similarity just a quirk of designing a team? Like, there are iconic teams that have variety in their silhouettes, but then just as iconic teams where their designs are near indistinguishable and that still work.
I appreciate that they tried. Like, Black and Brown stand out for having flipped torsos and lower heads. I recall them also having different postures in promotional pieces.
No Kings. Stay Safe, friends, and best of luck.
I maaaybe might have unhealthy coping mechanisms that shut that down where it can. Emotions get really hard to read when for the longest time your automatic response has been to repress, avoid, or distract from them. It does turn into a list of familiar body cues.
I've only been diagnosed with ADHD, as of writing, but I was oddly thinking about this too today. 'Strong' emotions can be overstimulating, for me. It activates my brain in a way that can be overwhelming at times, leading to intense feelings of embarrassment / anxiety over my thoughts and actions.
I've only been diagnosed with ADHD, as of writing, but I feel this too. It's like a defense mechanism. Strong emotions are way too overstimulating, and that tends to spiral into intense feelings of embarrassment / anxiety. I just end up suppressing all of it (like you said, not exactly healthy).
I was oddly thinking about this today. Noticeably, it's as if my body uses this as a defense against emotions. Like my mind takes notice I'm feeling 'something' and is too busy controlling and discerning it's effect to just feel it (unless emotion's too extreme to hold back or distract from).
Glad the Game Grumps are playing Death's Door, it's really fun and would love to watch them play more.
> Go to meetup event. > Play the DDR Machine there. > Avoid talking for the rest of the event because I've tired myself out.
Have you checked to make sure it didn't install anything while it had free reign of your computer?
A lot of people really believe that being in a relationship will 'save' them from some anxiety, instead of dealing with it in therapy or something. It's such an easy, easy trap to fall into, unfortunately.
Whaaat?!! This is so cool!
Adam uses reasonalbe portion sizes for his meals challenge: Impossible.
I have overcomplicated dinner for me and my roommate (again).
Mario Kart World is fun. Should have let you get off your Kart in Free Roam to find and collect other Karts just like Kirby Air Ride City Trial for extra points. Half kidding.
I can feel the "wait, what'll happen..." curiosity through the screen.
I adore the way the karts bounce. It's got so much dang charm!!
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