Everyone is so stupid now
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Everyone is so stupid now
Reddit wasn’t happy with this one 🫣
Because peanis is funny
Be quiet my show is on
RESIST!!!! ✊🏻🇺🇸
Idk about you but personally I would definitely believe my eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep
And he’s ok
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I just love her so much
This is what it feels like to have the top post on r/comics with a comic about r*nning over ch*ldren with your c*r
Come get a signed copy of my new horror book! www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-ellis...
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Yeah Mitch. They mention it briefly at the end.
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It kind of is. I’m on an island and this is the only house.
goodnight sleep tight
Remember how Grumpy Cat’s real name was “Tard” and the owners tried to convince us it was short for Tartar Sauce
I can’t believe they tried to convince us all that Aliens is better than Alien
Yes!!!!
I’m trying to find a horror movie I remember watching like 5 or 6 years ago but can’t remember the name of. The main character is a girl, and I think it mostly take place in the desert? It involves aliens. There’s an underground bunker near the end and she finds an alien in some sort of container.
I know that scammer was laughing and kicking his feet when he wrote this
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Reminder that I have a new horror book coming out and you can come see me and get a signed copy
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It was fun
I think enough time has passed for me to confidently put The Substance in my top 4.
Hi! I have a new horror book coming out, and I’m going on tour! Come see me and get a signed book! 9/11 NYC: www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-ellis... 9/13 Boston: www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-ellis... 9/15 Chicago: www.eventcombo.com/e/Author-Eve... 9/17 Kansas City: www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-ellis...
I'm seeing a lot of straight people write really long, hand-wringing think pieces lamenting the "elderly body as horror" trope. Meanwhile all the gays on my timeline are like "I would die for this diva and she did nothing wrong" (I haven't seen the movie yet but whoever she is, I support her)
Can anyone recommend me books with this sort of vibe? I'm in a mood
I saw Howie Mandel do standup once to "work out new material" but he couldn't figure out how to unlock his phone to see his notes, so he just riffed for 30 minutes about how his wife is a bitch because she isn't horny for him anymore.
Watching The Gilded Age is like watching a kid play with Barbie dolls. None of the stories are realistic and every now then they get bored and chuck a Ken doll into traffic.
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Here’s the final part! Part 1 and 2 are quoted below. 1/4
Shazam didn’t work!
Yeah!!!!!!
Here's part 2! Part 3 tomorrow. (Reminder that the whole thing is on Patreon now!) 1/3
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🏡 3/3 I'll be posting mare parts next week, but you can read the whole thing on Patreon or Substack! patreon.com/adamtots substack.com/@adamtots
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I got a new rug for my office ☺️
You must be joking
This is AI
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It’s kinda goofy that everyone accepts Metropolis is a stand-in for New York City, but the movie can’t posssssssibly be about Israel because “Boravia is fictional”
Facebook has started using AI moderation, which means a bunch of my ANCIENT comics are getting flagged. This one got removed for “child nudity” and now my Facebook Page is at risk of deletion :)
Everyone is saying 9/11, but I remember my biology teacher refusing to let us watch the news that day because he’d brought his guitar to class to play for us. He wasn’t even trying to distract us from tragedy, he just brought his guitar every year to play Zepplin for 13-year-olds.
Link?
I am absolutely stealing this meme
My apologies to Washington Irving. I would've asked permission to adapt your story, but you died in 1859. 🙏
Nobody is being a prick here, Felix the Crocodile
I swear people have no reading comprehension anymore
This comic is from my horror anthology, which is just $1.99 today! The hardcover is on sale too! amzn.to/44l4Sar
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The shirt was white when he bought it
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You can buy it anywhere books are sold!
My book of horror comics is only $1.99 for prime day! The hardcover is on sale too! If you haven't bought it yet, this is definitely the cheapest it's ever been. 🫡 amzn.to/44QosLM
Debra Messing reposting Nazi outlet Newsmax should tell you everything you need to know about who she's become
Damn you're right
In the '90s, I used to watch this show every morning as I got ready for school, since I only got local channels on my bedroom TV. If they made this show today people would call it woke DEI propaganda and PBS would get bomb threats.
Wait, Sacha Baron Cohen is in Ironheart? Yuck
The wayfarer had been dead since the 80s until Luxottica revived them in the mid 2000s. Sales rose like 250%. Ray Ban was literally brought back to life by Luxottica (and Chloe Sevigny)
Ray Ban really destroyed 100 years of goodwill by partnering with Meta to make AI glasses. The iconic Wayfarer style is forever ruined. Now whenever I see normal Ray Bans I'm like eww. Ugly.
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Secured 🫡
Megan 2.0 tanked at the box office, which is just as well since it's unabashedly pro-AI
The things I heard about Benny back when I worked in media circles would get me sued for libel if I repeated them online
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Please suggest a FUN audiobook to listen to on a 6 hour car ride.
Oh I don’t think you understand this comic
Well yes
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Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to have internet haters
I feel like googling "make someone sleep for 4 days" will get me added to a watchlist. Again I am not a criminal. I'm a good Christian woman
Weird question but is there a way to make someone fall asleep for like 3-4 days without them suspecting it? It's for a scary comic I'm writing. I'm not a criminal
Throw your tomatoes 😔
If you use chatgpt you're stupid. It's confirmed
