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that movie was expertly cast✅
youtube.com/watch?v=oJXv... we are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and fall in love with the wrong people and die everything about this movie is perfection #myfavorite
last week for the race they painted all the crosswalks in front of the track with a checkered flag design these paint overs are strictly about hate #fuckdesantis
now that’s a whole lots zen right there 🧘♀️ ☺️🖤
please share and repost #believewomen
open.spotify.com/track/2kMznw... 🩵🩵🩵
once i learned that it’s all projection i found peace
delusional can’t wait to see the response from @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
i love how happy they look 💙
#trumplookslikeshit
youtube.com/shorts/EWQo4... you’re welcome 💙💙
open.spotify.com/track/50W9PJ... 🩵🩵
sometime in the fall of 89 three friends and i saw this tour piled into my car for the three plus hour drive to dallas from okc danced our asses off to a fantastic show and encore got back in the car and drove home in time for our lunch shift the next day #depechemode #onlytheyoung
I imagine future historians will judge us by recent events where the shooting of children in church is met with shrugs, thoughts and prayers, and a tech bro getting the crap kicked out of him by a 15-year-old girl resulted in a military occupation of the nation’s capital
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open.spotify.com/track/2NVpYQ... 🩷🩷🩷
open.spotify.com/track/3utq2F... this song is absolute perfection 🖤🖤
People are put off Woody Allen by his appearance in Moscow? Wow - it was the pedophelia that put me off him decades ago.
worst circle jerk ever
shut up and take my money
that’s a gorgeous shot ✅
the giggles i just giggled 🤭 🤭🤭
thank you for your attention to this matter ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
i haven’t laughed in a minute this thread was the cure
that hashtag is everything ✅
we appreciate your sacrifices and commitment ✅✅
we could have had class and complete sentences and a sense of pride and so so so much more #whatshouldhavebeen #wewererobbed
haha nothing made my mom more pissed off than this cassette turned all the way up😂 #goodtimes
oh the good ole iodine in the baby oil tanning days i am so lucky i still have skin 😂😢
you’re welcome ✅🖤
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proud to say i broke the generational trauma cycle bs inherited from my family sometimes i have to remind myself that shit was hard but oh so worth it
Today's Wisp of Wisdom: Life’s beauty often hides in the smallest moments: a smile, a sunrise, a kind word. Slow down, notice, and let yourself be happy 😊 if you always focus on what's going wrong, life will pass by, and it will be all you can see. Stay strong and the storm will pass 💚
I was just informed that for next weekend's concert, Bonnie Raitt requested all female security staff for front-of-stage. Goddess. 🥺👑✨️🎶💚
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it might be the cynicism running through my veins but i tend not to believe anyone actions over words every single time
this is not talked about enough
i quit amazon right before the election don’t miss it at all
it’s so good for so many reasons 🖤
as a mother this makes my heart so happy this community and its people know that love and acceptance are the only way i am so proud of orlando right now #pulse #onelove #orlando #florida #desantissucks
open.spotify.com/track/4qGfJb... 🖤🖤 when she walks she’s like a samba🖤🖤
that’s why an empty beach is my favorite beach the tourons just can’t help themselves
are you ever just soul-exhausted
please leave nature as you found it
i will look for reasons to smile and i will find them
I am deeply disinterested in managing the complex interaction of temperature and humidity between the inside and outside of my car on a rainy day. I need a single button that is just “make windshield see good”
best meme of the day ✅✅
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💙 MEN….SUPPORT WOMEN!!! 👇👇👇👇👇
Yup
The DC sandwich slinger, a US airforce veteran and former DOJ attorney, was freed earlier this week. A federal judge ruled charges against him are ridiculous.
The DOJ sandwich thrower as it turns out is a much decorated active duty staff Sergeant in the Marines. He identified himself immediately and offered to self surrender to the felony charge, but they sent 20 officers to arrest him. What a debacle it would be if the grand jury declines to indict.
as a resident of florida the meatball ron sent me from this day forward that is his name 😂😂
You can’t assert the former without the latter also being true.
definitely
she wishes she was ab fab
I mean, where's the lie?
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There is no crime problem… “Crime” is a response to a problem The problem is poverty… The problem is inequity
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DOES THIS MEAN FLORENCE IS BACK??? i don’t even have words to express what i’m feeling right now, i’m too excited!!! (beware of the screams if you watch the video 😭)
it’s a contest of the bronzer 😂
he had me believing this whole time 😭
nope
LFG!!!
but don’t use amazon #supportwhosupportsyou
that’s a good one😂
Note to restaurants: I will rearrange my day to eat at an establishment that displays a "FUCK ICE" sign. I will cancel plans. I will leave the chicken in the freezer. I will stand with you.
yes she does✅
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not the entire mlb against the rockies 😂😂😂
Seriously. 😡🪖🇵🇷
the potato..duh😊
oh shit he’s fixing to lock us down
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imma just leave this right here
Foreign governments, CEOs, and university presidents may bend the knee, but we’ll always have the pierogi vendors at Martha’s Vineyard
Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
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of course he blew it that’s all he’s been doing horrible coaching absolute worst pitching
incredibly disappointed ☹️
it’s the accuracy for me🎯🎯