💙💙💙 I don't post that much these days. Can't wait until the little one is here!
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💙💙💙 I don't post that much these days. Can't wait until the little one is here!
It's the regular Walmart app but I guess if you're a member it's Walmart plus
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Boomer Dad asked me to help him install Walmart+ on his phone and I almost committed elder abuse... Someone please come over here and help him because I don't have patience at all 😭😭😭
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Since it's such a nice day outside, I'm letting Zia chill outside with a cow kneecap Unlike most choose like bully sticks, these take her forever to finish because of its odd shape
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Awwwww
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I'm also the buyer of toys and treats 😂
I bite back though... she don't want to start none
Well shit, I need that!
Indeed!
6 or 7 years?
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I got really depressed last year around the holidays so I didn't send any of the Xmas and Hanukkah cards I bought and I'm JUST NOW clearing off my desk of them Yes, I'm triflin' Maybe this year
Folks don't understand that if you feed your dogs high-quality dog food, it doesn't smell that bad at all
Hi!
That's fine because I just run over the poops with my mulching mower and it just all gets ground into the dirt😆
Yes. Yes I do. Does she require me to put pants on on a Sunday to buy duck heads that's only sold at one place in my town?
He looks mean 😳
80% of y'all have my home address and 0% of y'all have kidnapped me Should I be offended? Or should I be proud that I have discernment? 😆
You must be a boomer or gen X because the kids spell it like "hoe"
Come get her then
She's never been around cats
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She's yours
Such pretty eyes
Middle finger
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I'm having a garage sale tomorrow and she's going to be for sale
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Yes Plus tariffs, duties, and VAT It's out of my control 😭
It's about to rain so I wanted to get a quick walk in but... I don't think she wants to go I feel like there will soon be a white dog with black spots on the market for sale
...and I didn't get Kristi a single thing...🤷🏽♀️
Only a little bit though
At 20, he deserves whatever he wants
If she could crawl into my skin, she would
Smoothies, oatmeal... anything I would maybe use milk for but it has extra protein
Thank you!
They've got feta in it!
Link me please! I'll try it!
Girl dinner I'm planning to cook some chicken thighs and boil some eggs for more protein tonight I use the Greek yogurt I made to make the ranch sauce
It's really easy to make
I started making my own Greek yogurt and I really love how easy it is to make, how cheaper it is to the grocery store kind, and how much better it tastes And I get about a quart of whey out of it as well (I make it with my instant pot)
Can she please love me a little bit less?
Why does she have to touch me even in her sleep? 😐 I guess tag I'm it
I've had med resistant depression for a long time now (years.) I've tried to fake it till I made it but I'm just getting too tired to keep that up...so now my psychiatrist has scheduled me for TMS Anyone had experience with it? Did it work?
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I'm trying to read!
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I guess I'll make peace with the fact that I won't be reading tonight
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I'm just trying to mind my business and read a book She's pestering me about duck heads Maybe if I never buy duck heads again she'll forget about them
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I believe it
And that's the thing I guess, you never know what kind of cat you're gonna get until it either sits there and be chill or slaps the shit out of you... or sprays all over you😭😭😭 I just wanna chill munchkin cat because they are so cute
I know a lot of you sent me DMS when Dexter died and I'm going to get around to responding when it doesn't hurt as much. I'm not ignoring anyone... just a lot. I'm starting to cry just typing this so I know it's gonna be hard acknowledging all of y'all's condolences.
He's about to slap the shit out of me isn't he? 😭😭😭
Every time I consider getting a cat, I see a video of them doing the most outlandish shit... like coming out of nowhere and slapping the shit out of their owner... Yeah ... it couldn't be me They would end up a shamisen
That just means you're well loved
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Nice!
Is the author related to the composer?
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Yes! It's been a lot of fun
I might need to get into that
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Yes! Why are the British blacks hating so much though???? 😂😂😂
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I think you're one of the few people who know my mental health struggles right now and I just don't feel like I should be seeing that kind of stuff...
Blue notify... I'll have to look into that! Thanks
She's trying to guilt trip me. I really hate that I ever gave her duck heads and chicken feet...
You see why I love her?
I don't mean to sound like a dork but I am reading Dune and I'm on the fourth book right now. What are y'all reading?
That's my girl I hope she drooled on you today 💙
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Be honest Are folks talking about lot of politics on here and I need to basically post and run still? The level I'm avoiding politics? I have no idea who's in the cabinet I believe my antidepressants aren't strong enough for me to keep up with what's going on
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I think I'm okay with that ONLY because of Jolene. How is my niece?
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I know I'm not the only one...
Oh yeah...
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See? Now I'm going to have to block you for a month 😒