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💙🌊Here for Facts & Fun, & bit of parody photoshopping. A Dad to 2 great lovable kids, one with profound autism. Can't stand Тrumpers. Not accident prone, just safety deficient. No more DMs please.

created November 9, 2024

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Perhaps Dad will sneak a phone in for him during a visit… in his butt.

12/9/2025, 3:31:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always imagine after young people get arrested for serious crimes, the first thing they ask is: ‘So… can I get my phone back?’

booking photo of Tyler Robinson, the 22-year-old suspect who was arrested late last night in the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
12/9/2025, 2:49:59 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what's even more shocking? They haven't released the Epstein files yet.

12/9/2025, 2:42:50 PM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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theonion.com/witnesses-as...

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@wsj.com

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12/9/2025, 10:55:41 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂🤣😂

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30 Calibre bullet with 'Verify before you publish' and 'SPJ Ethics Code' made to look engraved with photoshop.
12/9/2025, 12:31:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cue: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h976...

11/9/2025, 5:01:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Never Forget’… but 9/11 was blowback from U.S. policies that still happen. Forget the why, and history repeats itself. ‘Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations--entangling alliances with none.’ --Thomas Jefferson

11/9/2025, 3:04:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations—entangling alliances with none." --Thomas Jefferson.

11/9/2025, 2:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In 1998, Osama bin Laden warned that he's bring the war to America so long as it continued to fund Israel’s oppression of Palestinians. In his 2002 Letter to America, he justified 9/11 on exactly those grounds. 9/11 was blowback. ...and now America funds Israeli's genocide... What could go wrong?

11/9/2025, 2:15:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I don’t disagree with your take on Gutfeld. But since I’d said earlier Kirk’s killing doesn’t benefit the left, I shared this because a RWNJ basically said the same. Sometimes it’s useful when even the right admits what looks “professional” might benefit them. Qui bono? ... "to whose benefit?"

11/9/2025, 12:51:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know but recently MSNBC reported that anther person was being questioned. That was 18 mins ago. www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...

10/9/2025, 11:11:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They do... someone different than the old guy originally detained.

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10/9/2025, 10:57:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hold up... We don't know yet if it was political violence. Who knows? But hey, if we're making up assumptions... Maybe Charlie Kirk's long imprisoned gimp escaped and hunted him down?

10/9/2025, 10:44:19 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gutfeld: We don’t know who did this. But I do know it doesn't help the left. Which makes me think, is it the left? I don't know. I don't know. We don't know. But it feels professional.

10/9/2025, 10:21:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well...

10/9/2025, 10:18:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But but empathy...

10/9/2025, 10:16:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gutfeld: We don’t know who did this. But I do know it doesn't help the left. Which makes me think, is it the left? I don't know. I don't know. We don't know. But it feels professional.

10/9/2025, 10:07:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you see what Elon wrote?

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10/9/2025, 9:24:31 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only ones who benefit from Charlie Kirk’s assassination? Trump--he’ll use it as an excuse to crack down. He’s been leaning heavily on violence since returning to power, and Project 2025 shows how far he’s willing to go.

10/9/2025, 9:15:43 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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America was founded by political violence. Revolution over taxes? Or the fact that the 1772 Somerset v. Stewart ruling said slavery wasn't legal on British soil angering many colonists, including Founding Fathers, who feared Britain might end slavery entirely, which their economy was based on. 🙄

10/9/2025, 8:40:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I take it you haven't seen the video of his shooting. It doesn't look good.

10/9/2025, 8:15:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well did you notice the reporters say its a picture of a woman? A picture of woman is far less creepy than a picture of a pre-teen. That show's it's deliberate

10/9/2025, 6:28:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Decarlos Brown had a documented history of schizophrenia, hallucinations & paranoia. His one earlier felony arrest sent him to prison--no treatment. His sister says he came out worse. Family tried to get him committed. Reagan’s closures never produced the promised community care. This is the result.

10/9/2025, 6:21:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear you, Sally, and I respect that deeply--I don't want to revictimize survivors either. At the same time, I push back hard when media erases the horror instead of exposing it. I just posted an example of that. Editing like this I feel doesn’t shield survivors--it shields abusers.

10/9/2025, 5:56:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG, Fox13 edited the picture to remove the pre-teen breasts. Editing out the breasts in Trump’s Epstein Birthday doodle, FOX13 Tampa changed its meaning. The horror is that it depicts a pre-teen, not an adult. Airbrushing that away is not journalism -- it’s complicity in downplaying abuse.

10/9/2025, 5:43:15 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if Reagan hadn’t shut down mental hospitals in the 80s? Brown could’ve been diagnosed, treated, and released with follow-up care. In the UK, Germany, Canada, Australia, schizophrenia is managed with meds + support. Lives saved, costs lower. America chose neglect. This is the result.

10/9/2025, 5:19:28 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sally, I didn't want to upset you. I really didn't. I can understand why it bothers you, and I'm sorry it does. This medium isn't the best to express sometimes whereas in person you might see that I'm trying to be earnest it a righteous fight. I hope we can share some strength in this battle. ♥️

10/9/2025, 4:29:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For example, I photoshopped Trump as a Nazi--not endorsing Nazism, but exposing it visually to make a point quickly. Yes, it can stir uncomfortable feelings--but that’s the point. Those feelings remind us why we must stand up against such horrors. (Pierre Poilievre makes a good idiot accomplice too)

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10/9/2025, 4:19:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not defending sexual abuse or exploitation of children--far from it. Trump himself admitted to sexualizing his daughter, which is disturbing and morally repugnant. Calling out his behavior isn’t exploitation--it’s exposing wrongdoing, and memes do that efficiently--which I often photoshop.

10/9/2025, 4:12:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump literally said he had sex in common with Ivanka. (see vid) And yet America still elected the monster. TWICE. Do you think your sensibilities matter anymore? He represents you and now America's a pariah state. Staying silent makes people complicit in his horrors. youtu.be/MCYAz06_Ppg?...

10/9/2025, 3:36:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This missed my favorite.... Elongate.

9/9/2025, 9:42:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should try and get this for your show's theme music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq2o...

7/9/2025, 9:52:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will this help Rolex to get Trump to drop tariffs on their Swiss made watches??? BREAKING: Rolex debuts the Trump Stubby at the US Open -- designed for short rallies, quick finishes, and no stamina.

The New ROLEX TRUMP watch. ...a picture of a arm with a stubby dick shaped watch on it. and Rolex being proud sponsors of the US Open (photoshop satire)
7/9/2025, 7:50:46 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/9/2025, 6:09:42 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING: Rolex rolls out the Trump Stubby at the US Open. A watch designed for short rallies, quick finishes and zero stamina.

The New ROLEX TRUMP watch. ...a picture of a arm with a stubby dick shaped watch on it. and Rolex being proud sponsors of the US Open (photoshop satire)
7/9/2025, 5:53:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm sorry to hear that.

7/9/2025, 5:14:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ROLEX allegedly wants Trump to cut Tariffs on its Swiss watches so it has invited him to the US Open as their guest. Would be a shame if this ad for a new Stubby Dick Watch got back to Donald...

The New ROLEX TRUMP watch. ...a picture of a arm with a stubby dick shaped watch on it. and Rolex being proud sponsors of the US Open (photoshop satire)
7/9/2025, 4:52:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ROLEX allegedly wants Trump to cut Tariffs on its watches so it has invited him to the US open they support...

Photoshop of the New ROLEX TRUMP watch. a picture of a arm with a stubby dick shaped watch on it. and Rolex being proud sponsors of the US Open
7/9/2025, 3:12:48 PM | 4 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/9/2025, 3:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly--and that’s the irony. Trump’s team is now pointing to court orders and ongoing litigation as reasons he can’t release the files--the very same legal constraints that kept Biden from releasing them. What are people expecting? Trump to defy the courts?

3/9/2025, 4:12:50 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The American justice system shields rich child rapists while victims wait decades for closure. Seals, appeals, and endless litigation mean accountability can be delayed indefinitely -- proof that wealth buys protection, and justice often fails.

3/9/2025, 4:06:53 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can anyone explain why the Biden Admin didn't release the Epstein files or why there was never such a protest like this during his admin to release the files? Asking the Cult now to incriminate their Cult leader seems rather absurd and pointless.

3/9/2025, 3:39:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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2008–22: Israel killed ~2× the 9/11 toll in Palestinians. Oct 2023–Aug 2025: ~20× that toll. 9/11 sparked U.S. outrage and war. Where’s your outrage now... or do you stand with Israel’s terrorism and genocide?

17/8/2025, 9:50:30 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This made the front page of Reddit today: Maga was absolutely losing it in the this twitter thread www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopl...

17/8/2025, 8:13:53 PM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA is absolutely losing it in the thread...

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17/8/2025, 5:19:27 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Blink twice if you need help answering this one."

Stunned Trump with caption: Reporter:
16/8/2025, 5:13:13 PM | 4 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just made a meme of it--feel free to share it (watch me have snopes contact me AGAIN) 😇 "Blink twice if you need help answering this one."

Stunned Trump with caption: Reporter:
16/8/2025, 4:18:44 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I was a White House Reporter I would ask Trump: "President Trump, Ronald Reagan helped push the Soviet Union out of Afghanistan without them losing an inch of territory--and it showed American strength. Why can’t the United States under your leadership do the same for Ukraine?"

16/8/2025, 3:52:37 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The DOJ’s baloneous assault continues… can’t believe they tweeted this. Goes perfectly with your article.

DOJ tweets
15/8/2025, 5:56:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF is the DOJ doing tweeting shit like this now?

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15/8/2025, 5:09:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you could see how nice the weather is in Alaska right now...

15/8/2025, 3:59:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a perfectly crafted take on this ham-handed DC Arrest. *** chef's kiss! ***

15/8/2025, 3:22:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for introducing Andrea Pitzer--always good to know who else is brilliantly setting the bar (and the bookshelf) so high.

15/8/2025, 12:19:00 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear it's all the rage now... 😜

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15/8/2025, 11:51:09 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi Marisa, Might I suggest a slogan like the one in my profile: 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙛𝙚𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩.

14/8/2025, 9:00:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump sending in G.I. Dough!

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14/8/2025, 8:10:58 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What he's planning with Putin...

14/8/2025, 7:06:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes it's real. Newsom's press office has been trolling Trump a couple of days now.

14/8/2025, 4:20:18 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ice Cream Enforcement – soft serve meets authority.

Fat guy in fatigues with ICE on his arm.
14/8/2025, 3:24:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😰😰

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Watch out for all the fentanyl... 😂

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9/8/2025, 1:31:52 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any deal where Trump lets Putin keep stolen Ukrainian land screams weakness. America’s word would mean nothing. His “personal Vietnam” in NYC clubs showed he runs from real fights... now he’s doing it on the world stage.

8/8/2025, 11:18:54 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trumpstein...

Trump's face on Epstein's head
8/8/2025, 4:11:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀 M'Kay...

8/8/2025, 3:47:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would you like to play a nice game of chess?

8/8/2025, 3:42:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, the Trump Regime did delete the habeas corpus part from the Constitution, so denying it to her tracks with their authoritarianism...

6/8/2025, 6:43:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they just don't want to know they're meeting to overthrow him?

6/8/2025, 4:57:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But I can wish though, can't I? 🙏😜 They'd probably start fighting about who'd gets to be the new VP anyway...

6/8/2025, 4:25:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No it's not. I've looked at the code and previous code. It was absolutely deliberate.

6/8/2025, 4:16:11 PM | 617 51 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump won’t be at JD Vance’s place for the big DOJ-FBI meeting either. Starting to wonder if they’re plotting to push him out...

6/8/2025, 4:11:24 PM | 30 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wayback machine version from Jan 17th 2025 web.archive.org/web/20250117...

6/8/2025, 2:45:50 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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link: constitution.congress.gov/constitution

6/8/2025, 2:37:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will Trump's new EO today that's putting 25% on India for buy Russian oil and will do so for anyone else who buys it, affect Steve Witkoff's meeting with Putin? Will Putin respond with a message? www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

6/8/2025, 2:32:20 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think we can all agree he’s never had the intellect sufficient to be a President. But I won’t excuse his lies and malicious behavior by blaming illness. Dementia means forgetting who you are, forgetting nouns, not knowing where the bathroom is--not calculated manipulation & dodging responsibility.

5/8/2025, 10:44:00 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's tangents & word salad have existed for decades. His reduced complexity comes from laziness & poor reasoning skills. The stories he makes up aren't illness--they're calculated or lazy. I mess up words--I'm Mr. Malapropism. That’s not dementia. See his 2016 nuclear rant. youtu.be/r71gOjw-f5c

5/8/2025, 10:39:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dementia is diagnosed through in-person examination. People can point to Trump’s behavior as concerning, but that’s not a clinical diagnosis. Per the APA’s Goldwater Rule: giving a diagnosis without evaluating the patient is unethical. If a doctor wants to be credible, they have to be ethical.

5/8/2025, 10:29:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Appreciate your sympathy, but no credible doctor would diagnose Trump without an in-person exam--that's the Goldwater Rule. Many so-called “symptoms” are just long-standing parts of his shit personality. It isn't 'confabulation' just deliberate lies--not illness. His evil doesn’t get a medical pass.

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Wow thanks John for the follow back and the joy to start my day. Here’s a little parody video I made--hopefully it brings some joy and laughter back to you.

5/8/2025, 2:33:13 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dad had dementia. It’s nothing like Trump. Dementia is tragic and cruel. Trump is dishonest, narcissistic, ignorant, & mean. He's lazy & his lies are getting worse 'cause he gets away with it. Real dementia is devastating. Calling his behavior “dementia” diminishes what real families go through.

5/8/2025, 2:14:32 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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John, this one’s wild. a Canadian found dead in the U.S., and still unsolved… if it even was a murder. Blair Adams' final week screams undiagnosed bipolar mania. Every detail is chaotic, impulsive, paranoid--classic manic episode territory.

5/8/2025, 1:50:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Tariffs Without Representation" Trump was elected president, not king. The Constitution doesn’t say “whoever wins gets to tax the country at will.” That’s exactly the kind of power the Revolution fought against.

5/8/2025, 1:02:04 PM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Operation Hairball: Whiskers of Mass Disruption “𝐷𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑠!”

Seemingly Bill the Cat, masked in an Antifa bandana, emerges from a tear gas cloud like a scruffy feline Che Guevara--molotov cocktail in paw, facing off against ICE police with equal parts rage, fur, and whatever he just coughed up.
2/8/2025, 7:00:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like maybe Lawrence Taylor shares the Epstein's Piece Prize with Trump... in the under 18 category.

1/8/2025, 1:02:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right wing media be like...

Parody photoshop cc of Hannity saying 'Trump lost his best friend to suicide and now the left want to re-traumatize him by bringing it up constantly
31/7/2025, 9:03:25 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always say 'twoofed' Like, Trump twoofed out something idiotic again.

31/7/2025, 8:32:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, and MEXICO is going to pay for the FUCKING WALL...

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31/7/2025, 7:42:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds confusing--almost like when Sen. John McCain questioned former FBI Director James Comey before the Senate Intelligence Committee... a month before his brain tumor diagnosis.

31/7/2025, 7:09:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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**** fights urge to photoshop descriptions on legal boxes in background **** "Be good Ag. Good boy. We like Marcy."

31/7/2025, 6:56:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll come. Time has proven the rule: ETTD--Everything Trump Touches Dies. Just ask Rudy, Jenna, Eastman, Chesebro, Navarro, Powell… Hell, all his old lawyers end up lawyering up.

31/7/2025, 6:48:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

Every TRUMP accusation is a confession.

31/7/2025, 6:43:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you listen to the court hearing??? Could barely hear what the judges said. Like one mic, probably duct-taped to a ceiling fan. Had browser volume boosted at 600%--still sounded like underwater ASMR. Did the judge call Trump “a toddler throwing tariff tantrums?” Maybe,🤷‍♂️ Let’s just say they did.

31/7/2025, 6:21:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump's already gotten The Epstein Piece Prize...

31/7/2025, 6:09:59 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

Judge Crenshaw be like, "We must be nice to loco puppy killers!"

31/7/2025, 6:08:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump will fire Powell, install a sycophant who slashes rates to 0%. Bonds crash, dollar tanks, prices explode--and MAGA fans will shout, “Hyperinflation is actually good because it owns the libs!” while paying $86 for a Big Mac with loose change and rage.

31/7/2025, 5:42:16 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

The court's YouTube audio was so bad, it sounded like the mic was in another time zone. Even at 600% volume, it was all wind tunnel and pillow. Did I hear the judge just call Trump a, “man who's weaponized ignorance and called it economic policy”? Maybe. Probably. Let’s just go with yes.

31/7/2025, 4:44:39 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that it's over I just wanna say... That was the most fucking painful thing to listen to. You got people from around the world that want to hear what's being said in that courtroom, but you can't fucking hear it. Where the hell is the MSM coverage... Nobody Care? Useless bunch of fucks.

31/7/2025, 3:46:21 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the Epstein-Trump files!

29/7/2025, 8:09:29 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view