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Perhaps Dad will sneak a phone in for him during a visit… in his butt.
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Perhaps Dad will sneak a phone in for him during a visit… in his butt.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
I always imagine after young people get arrested for serious crimes, the first thing they ask is: ‘So… can I get my phone back?’
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what's even more shocking? They haven't released the Epstein files yet.
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Cue: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h976...
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'Never Forget’… but 9/11 was blowback from U.S. policies that still happen. Forget the why, and history repeats itself. ‘Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations--entangling alliances with none.’ --Thomas Jefferson
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
"Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations—entangling alliances with none." --Thomas Jefferson.
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In 1998, Osama bin Laden warned that he's bring the war to America so long as it continued to fund Israel’s oppression of Palestinians. In his 2002 Letter to America, he justified 9/11 on exactly those grounds. 9/11 was blowback. ...and now America funds Israeli's genocide... What could go wrong?
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Oh I don’t disagree with your take on Gutfeld. But since I’d said earlier Kirk’s killing doesn’t benefit the left, I shared this because a RWNJ basically said the same. Sometimes it’s useful when even the right admits what looks “professional” might benefit them. Qui bono? ... "to whose benefit?"
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I know but recently MSNBC reported that anther person was being questioned. That was 18 mins ago. www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
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They do... someone different than the old guy originally detained.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold up... We don't know yet if it was political violence. Who knows? But hey, if we're making up assumptions... Maybe Charlie Kirk's long imprisoned gimp escaped and hunted him down?
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Gutfeld: We don’t know who did this. But I do know it doesn't help the left. Which makes me think, is it the left? I don't know. I don't know. We don't know. But it feels professional.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Well...
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But but empathy...
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Gutfeld: We don’t know who did this. But I do know it doesn't help the left. Which makes me think, is it the left? I don't know. I don't know. We don't know. But it feels professional.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
The only ones who benefit from Charlie Kirk’s assassination? Trump--he’ll use it as an excuse to crack down. He’s been leaning heavily on violence since returning to power, and Project 2025 shows how far he’s willing to go.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
America was founded by political violence. Revolution over taxes? Or the fact that the 1772 Somerset v. Stewart ruling said slavery wasn't legal on British soil angering many colonists, including Founding Fathers, who feared Britain might end slavery entirely, which their economy was based on. 🙄
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I take it you haven't seen the video of his shooting. It doesn't look good.
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Well did you notice the reporters say its a picture of a woman? A picture of woman is far less creepy than a picture of a pre-teen. That show's it's deliberate
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Decarlos Brown had a documented history of schizophrenia, hallucinations & paranoia. His one earlier felony arrest sent him to prison--no treatment. His sister says he came out worse. Family tried to get him committed. Reagan’s closures never produced the promised community care. This is the result.
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I hear you, Sally, and I respect that deeply--I don't want to revictimize survivors either. At the same time, I push back hard when media erases the horror instead of exposing it. I just posted an example of that. Editing like this I feel doesn’t shield survivors--it shields abusers.
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OMG, Fox13 edited the picture to remove the pre-teen breasts. Editing out the breasts in Trump’s Epstein Birthday doodle, FOX13 Tampa changed its meaning. The horror is that it depicts a pre-teen, not an adult. Airbrushing that away is not journalism -- it’s complicity in downplaying abuse.
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What if Reagan hadn’t shut down mental hospitals in the 80s? Brown could’ve been diagnosed, treated, and released with follow-up care. In the UK, Germany, Canada, Australia, schizophrenia is managed with meds + support. Lives saved, costs lower. America chose neglect. This is the result.
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Sally, I didn't want to upset you. I really didn't. I can understand why it bothers you, and I'm sorry it does. This medium isn't the best to express sometimes whereas in person you might see that I'm trying to be earnest it a righteous fight. I hope we can share some strength in this battle. ♥️
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For example, I photoshopped Trump as a Nazi--not endorsing Nazism, but exposing it visually to make a point quickly. Yes, it can stir uncomfortable feelings--but that’s the point. Those feelings remind us why we must stand up against such horrors. (Pierre Poilievre makes a good idiot accomplice too)
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I’m not defending sexual abuse or exploitation of children--far from it. Trump himself admitted to sexualizing his daughter, which is disturbing and morally repugnant. Calling out his behavior isn’t exploitation--it’s exposing wrongdoing, and memes do that efficiently--which I often photoshop.
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Trump literally said he had sex in common with Ivanka. (see vid) And yet America still elected the monster. TWICE. Do you think your sensibilities matter anymore? He represents you and now America's a pariah state. Staying silent makes people complicit in his horrors. youtu.be/MCYAz06_Ppg?...
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This missed my favorite.... Elongate.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
You should try and get this for your show's theme music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq2o...
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Will this help Rolex to get Trump to drop tariffs on their Swiss made watches??? BREAKING: Rolex debuts the Trump Stubby at the US Open -- designed for short rallies, quick finishes, and no stamina.
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BREAKING: Rolex rolls out the Trump Stubby at the US Open. A watch designed for short rallies, quick finishes and zero stamina.
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i'm sorry to hear that.
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ROLEX allegedly wants Trump to cut Tariffs on its Swiss watches so it has invited him to the US Open as their guest. Would be a shame if this ad for a new Stubby Dick Watch got back to Donald...
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ROLEX allegedly wants Trump to cut Tariffs on its watches so it has invited him to the US open they support...
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Exactly--and that’s the irony. Trump’s team is now pointing to court orders and ongoing litigation as reasons he can’t release the files--the very same legal constraints that kept Biden from releasing them. What are people expecting? Trump to defy the courts?
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The American justice system shields rich child rapists while victims wait decades for closure. Seals, appeals, and endless litigation mean accountability can be delayed indefinitely -- proof that wealth buys protection, and justice often fails.
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Can anyone explain why the Biden Admin didn't release the Epstein files or why there was never such a protest like this during his admin to release the files? Asking the Cult now to incriminate their Cult leader seems rather absurd and pointless.
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2008–22: Israel killed ~2× the 9/11 toll in Palestinians. Oct 2023–Aug 2025: ~20× that toll. 9/11 sparked U.S. outrage and war. Where’s your outrage now... or do you stand with Israel’s terrorism and genocide?
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This made the front page of Reddit today: Maga was absolutely losing it in the this twitter thread www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopl...
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"Blink twice if you need help answering this one."
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I just made a meme of it--feel free to share it (watch me have snopes contact me AGAIN) 😇 "Blink twice if you need help answering this one."
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If I was a White House Reporter I would ask Trump: "President Trump, Ronald Reagan helped push the Soviet Union out of Afghanistan without them losing an inch of territory--and it showed American strength. Why can’t the United States under your leadership do the same for Ukraine?"
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The DOJ’s baloneous assault continues… can’t believe they tweeted this. Goes perfectly with your article.
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If you could see how nice the weather is in Alaska right now...
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It's a perfectly crafted take on this ham-handed DC Arrest. *** chef's kiss! ***
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Thanks for introducing Andrea Pitzer--always good to know who else is brilliantly setting the bar (and the bookshelf) so high.
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Hi Marisa, Might I suggest a slogan like the one in my profile: 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙛𝙚𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩.
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What he's planning with Putin...
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it's real. Newsom's press office has been trolling Trump a couple of days now.
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Ice Cream Enforcement – soft serve meets authority.
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Any deal where Trump lets Putin keep stolen Ukrainian land screams weakness. America’s word would mean nothing. His “personal Vietnam” in NYC clubs showed he runs from real fights... now he’s doing it on the world stage.
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👀 M'Kay...
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Would you like to play a nice game of chess?
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, the Trump Regime did delete the habeas corpus part from the Constitution, so denying it to her tracks with their authoritarianism...
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they just don't want to know they're meeting to overthrow him?
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
But I can wish though, can't I? 🙏😜 They'd probably start fighting about who'd gets to be the new VP anyway...
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
No it's not. I've looked at the code and previous code. It was absolutely deliberate.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump won’t be at JD Vance’s place for the big DOJ-FBI meeting either. Starting to wonder if they’re plotting to push him out...
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Wayback machine version from Jan 17th 2025 web.archive.org/web/20250117...
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link: constitution.congress.gov/constitution
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Will Trump's new EO today that's putting 25% on India for buy Russian oil and will do so for anyone else who buys it, affect Steve Witkoff's meeting with Putin? Will Putin respond with a message? www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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I think we can all agree he’s never had the intellect sufficient to be a President. But I won’t excuse his lies and malicious behavior by blaming illness. Dementia means forgetting who you are, forgetting nouns, not knowing where the bathroom is--not calculated manipulation & dodging responsibility.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's tangents & word salad have existed for decades. His reduced complexity comes from laziness & poor reasoning skills. The stories he makes up aren't illness--they're calculated or lazy. I mess up words--I'm Mr. Malapropism. That’s not dementia. See his 2016 nuclear rant. youtu.be/r71gOjw-f5c
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Dementia is diagnosed through in-person examination. People can point to Trump’s behavior as concerning, but that’s not a clinical diagnosis. Per the APA’s Goldwater Rule: giving a diagnosis without evaluating the patient is unethical. If a doctor wants to be credible, they have to be ethical.
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Appreciate your sympathy, but no credible doctor would diagnose Trump without an in-person exam--that's the Goldwater Rule. Many so-called “symptoms” are just long-standing parts of his shit personality. It isn't 'confabulation' just deliberate lies--not illness. His evil doesn’t get a medical pass.
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Wow thanks John for the follow back and the joy to start my day. Here’s a little parody video I made--hopefully it brings some joy and laughter back to you.
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My dad had dementia. It’s nothing like Trump. Dementia is tragic and cruel. Trump is dishonest, narcissistic, ignorant, & mean. He's lazy & his lies are getting worse 'cause he gets away with it. Real dementia is devastating. Calling his behavior “dementia” diminishes what real families go through.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
John, this one’s wild. a Canadian found dead in the U.S., and still unsolved… if it even was a murder. Blair Adams' final week screams undiagnosed bipolar mania. Every detail is chaotic, impulsive, paranoid--classic manic episode territory.
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"Tariffs Without Representation" Trump was elected president, not king. The Constitution doesn’t say “whoever wins gets to tax the country at will.” That’s exactly the kind of power the Revolution fought against.
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Operation Hairball: Whiskers of Mass Disruption “𝐷𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑠!”
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Sounds like maybe Lawrence Taylor shares the Epstein's Piece Prize with Trump... in the under 18 category.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
I always say 'twoofed' Like, Trump twoofed out something idiotic again.
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Yeah, and MEXICO is going to pay for the FUCKING WALL...
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds confusing--almost like when Sen. John McCain questioned former FBI Director James Comey before the Senate Intelligence Committee... a month before his brain tumor diagnosis.
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**** fights urge to photoshop descriptions on legal boxes in background **** "Be good Ag. Good boy. We like Marcy."
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It’ll come. Time has proven the rule: ETTD--Everything Trump Touches Dies. Just ask Rudy, Jenna, Eastman, Chesebro, Navarro, Powell… Hell, all his old lawyers end up lawyering up.
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Every TRUMP accusation is a confession.
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Did you listen to the court hearing??? Could barely hear what the judges said. Like one mic, probably duct-taped to a ceiling fan. Had browser volume boosted at 600%--still sounded like underwater ASMR. Did the judge call Trump “a toddler throwing tariff tantrums?” Maybe,🤷♂️ Let’s just say they did.
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Trump's already gotten The Epstein Piece Prize...
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Judge Crenshaw be like, "We must be nice to loco puppy killers!"
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump will fire Powell, install a sycophant who slashes rates to 0%. Bonds crash, dollar tanks, prices explode--and MAGA fans will shout, “Hyperinflation is actually good because it owns the libs!” while paying $86 for a Big Mac with loose change and rage.
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The court's YouTube audio was so bad, it sounded like the mic was in another time zone. Even at 600% volume, it was all wind tunnel and pillow. Did I hear the judge just call Trump a, “man who's weaponized ignorance and called it economic policy”? Maybe. Probably. Let’s just go with yes.
AgonyFlips (@agonyflips.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that it's over I just wanna say... That was the most fucking painful thing to listen to. You got people from around the world that want to hear what's being said in that courtroom, but you can't fucking hear it. Where the hell is the MSM coverage... Nobody Care? Useless bunch of fucks.
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Release the Epstein-Trump files!