joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
But Black Dynamite, I live in the San Francisco Bay Area
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But Black Dynamite, I live in the San Francisco Bay Area
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I *desperately* need someone to do a post-slutcon deep dive
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Francis chilled out about LGBT stuff significantly during the last few years of his papacy.
Bo Bolander (@bbolander.bsky.social) reposted
i don't know what if anything is actually going on but boy shit is weird right now
minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Scissors (@rningscissors.bsky.social) reposted
I think 182 year old research articles should be free I want to read about the man
Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
The branding of "cis women are being harassed due to bathroom bills" is reasonably compelling to the voter who does not give a shit about trans rights! (i am 5'10" and AFAB, I have had a surprising number of people crawl up my ass about the bathroom I'm in despite having giant tits)
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
"my husband beats the piss out of me" is not a superior system of justice.
Wannabe Apparatchik (@apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
note also that *the premodern family is very often founded on violence!* the institution of the modern family still contains arbitrary domination implicit in it, and the premodern world was generally much harsher. if your rights are as a family unit, you, individually, generally lack rights at all!
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
No if you're Catholic you get named some variation of John or Mary and then go by your middle name
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
"Sending away the 'others' to make way for white people to flourish is at the literal center of Gast’s painted vision of the West. That vision is reproduced in Homeland Security’s own videos." ICYMI:
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)
Partner, discussing guns: "I know I'm right because I learned it from Last of the Mohicans"
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Today's college students are tomorrow's normie lib wine moms
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted
Anna has had excellent coverage of this developing case in which the Trump administration tried to use the holiday weekend to secretly and illegally deport children.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Polish food 🤝 Korean food Feeding you cabbage for a healthy gut but also maximum farts
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok but a Sunday roast fucks
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
"The Khan's Fusion Food Journey" Featuring: - Thai tacos - Samosa chaatdish - Bulgogi pierogi - Sisig crunch wrap supreme - Curry fried chicken
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
Ok, brother, listen. This office ..… very soft. Nobody here cut weight, nobody wrestle. Everybody just type, type, type. You call this business casual? In Dagestan, business casual is tracksuit. Strong tracksuit. Here, you wear khaki. But okay, brother, we go to meeting now.
Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
The fic girlies would make it a smash hit. (it is my opinion that the fic girlies generally make the most interesting 40k content)
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
College me once drove 4 hours for white castle, so I have no leg to stand on gere
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
...one way? (I stop at liquor stores every so often to see the newest innovations in tallboy technology)
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
For an impulse liquor store purchase I've definitely had worse
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Kuang is very obviously a private school kid. Some people find that intellectual, I find it insufferable.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I am loath to cause the existence of more tradcaths but these people need confession or something
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)
Somebody taught partner the phrase "bitch eatin crackers" and while that means I hear it at least once a day it also is the most descriptive term the English language has for an emotion he feels about 45% of the time.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad learning: Empire of Pain, about the Sacklers Dense learning: Gödel, Escher, Bach Light learning: Beyond Measure Memoir with feelings: Ducks (graphic novel) Fun graphic novel: Digger Romance: Swordheart Fantasy (funny): Mort Sci-fi: Murderbot (any) Fantasy: A Sorceress Comes to Call
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Do u want to have fun or to learn something and maybe be sad after?
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
*whispers* the nibs... THE NIBS...
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Afaik the rest of my former roommates remain steadfastly not-fascist, so fortunately it doesn't seem like a trend.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)
I have a former roommate who is now a bit player on the right wing Internet, and the transition of "I'm okay living with you" to "people like you should be put in camps" does beg the question: was I *that* bad of a roommate?
Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like the destruction of the orgy dome in a setup-week storm is a metaphor for something.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)
I can hear fireworks and I know it's just because the Giants won but I want to believe so bad
mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) reposted
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh, I've had some pretty weed-y hop waters. I also enjoy the occasional pipe/cigar, so maybe my sense of enjoyable things to put in your mouth is off.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean hops taste like weed and we make sparkling water out of those
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I think most people just want an excuse for a fat marg (even though Friday is an excuse enough)
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry in advance: bsky.app/profile/rick...
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm from the Midwest, there are plenty of liberal gun hobbyists there
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)
Well, 3 pm is a *little* early for a fat margarita, but we have to celebrate the small victories
videogame history (@vghistory.bsky.social) reposted
illustration, technopolis, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/tech...
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
In Massachusetts it's late April through May, and late September through October
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)
Just saw a man walking not one but *two* fluffy dogs and wearing a tiny party hat, I have never wanted to be a stranger's friend more.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
It's actually a flag about warbler season
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Good news everyone we can all go back to shitting in the drinking water for freedom
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I kind of like the feathers one tbh
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean the easy policy solution would be 'men are not allowed to own guns as private citizens', but that causes *much* larger policy problems
Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) reposted
Trump take LEGO www.404media.co/lego-stops-s...
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah like I'm a pretty good crocheter but woobles were a great intro to amigurumi
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Do I have to "girl nooooooooooo" you from the bar bathroom?
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean he already killed pope francis
the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) (@merovingians.bsky.social) reposted
there have to be tribunals
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Most overrated food?
Carl Zimmer (@carlzimmer.com) reposted
On the new acting CDC director. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
J. C. Cantwell 🌻 (@segfaultvicta.bsky.social) reposted
👀 👀 👀 👀 what the Pope Francis is this supposed to mean
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Man I still need to decide what my celebratory bottle of alcohol will be for When It Happens - all the expensive liquor I like doesn't ship and is niche enough that I can't find it in California. >:(
Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr. needs to go. Like, right now.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
the man never looked *good*, but how bad he looks right now is pretty impressive
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
biking around, not a cankle in sight
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a very interesting video about the food issues faced by Japanese people during the war: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OStT...
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
international business travelers who need a friggin nap at 2pm
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted
Well, this is horrifyingly bad. RFK Jr. and these tools of his science-free health project need to be out.
You Might Know Jack (@lessweirdjack.bsky.social) reposted
Lmao troops marching into American cities is deeply unpopular, go make VP bitch boy go up on stage and make him be the one to backpedal
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
trolley goes to tiajuana iirc
Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
lumberjack wharfie (@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social) reposted
Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
And no I will not wear a binder out in public, because 1. It doesn't do shit, I've tried and 2. I like breathing
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
I suffer from this but in the 'your body has blursed you with bounteous tiddy' direction
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to hire the MERL people
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)
Honestly even if you don't give a shit about trans people personally, the position of 'people should be able to live the lives they want' is the correct antifascist position.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
being irony poisoned is little bitch shit
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) reposted
"Tao is one of the most prominent mathematicians and academics to publicly oppose the administration’s actions, calling them an “existential threat” to his field, and academic science, more broadly. He said public advocacy is a priority over his research, for now." www.nbcnews.com/science/scie...
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
is this what it feels like when japanese schoolchildren have beetle fights
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time. When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
What is the unnamable feeling you get when 90% of the men on the Internet you hated 15 years ago are now driving everything you love into a brick wall?
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Due to how density works, minimizing suffering means focusing on urban hospitals anyway!
Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted
Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
also 'physical inactivity'
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
the only mitochondrial challenge i have is that my little cellular powerhouses are not hard at work shoving this human piece of beef jerky into a locker
Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social) reposted
Misogyny would explain both, but unfortunately it’s illegal to suggest people really really hate women
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
With all the stuff happening with immigration, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a 'fuck the Catholics for saying immigrants are people'
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
It continues to roll across my tumblr dash like an endless tide thanks to the 'for you' content, even though it is supremely not my shit. (they are also very horny about the rest of the squad, apparently)
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
lbr, the asari are our bisexual, species-blind queens and we are here for it
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes... Math. A thing that is famously easy to ban.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
/oils self with crisco COME AND TAKE IT
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah but something something herd immunity
metal dot txt (@metaltxt.bsky.social) reposted
Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)
If COVID kills my diabetic ass I am going to haunt the shit out of every single person that voted for this www.cnbc.com/2025/08/27/f...
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
Interestingly my main objection to both genres is the same: it would be great if they could be about 70% less rapey
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a delicious irony in me (queer, living in sin, pro-choice) being on the right side of the Catholic Church while my family (very Catholic, also Trump voters) is not.
Craig Harrington (@craigipedia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The most important details of the story are buried half way down this long article but like… this isn’t a security risk THIS IS THE EVENT.
joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent
also like, completely excludes lesbians/sapphics.