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joyeux noel

@aiyaruk.bsky.social

UXR, former MechE, current dispenser of hot takes. I believe in the you that believes in me. Butch. They/them

created December 25, 2023

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Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

But Black Dynamite, I live in the San Francisco Bay Area

2/9/2025, 3:26:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I *desperately* need someone to do a post-slutcon deep dive

2/9/2025, 2:57:02 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Francis chilled out about LGBT stuff significantly during the last few years of his papacy.

2/9/2025, 2:34:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bo Bolander (@bbolander.bsky.social) reposted

i don't know what if anything is actually going on but boy shit is weird right now

1/9/2025, 11:04:36 PM | 132 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

1/9/2025, 6:08:11 PM | 6688 1842 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scissors (@rningscissors.bsky.social) reposted

I think 182 year old research articles should be free I want to read about the man

RESEARCH ARTICLE • Volume 39, Issue 1001, P221- 222, November 05, 1842 A MAN WITH THREE TESTICLES. F. Macann
1/9/2025, 2:21:34 AM | 2813 370 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 (@reshetz.bsky.social) reposted

Every new picture I see of trump reminds me of this

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1/9/2025, 8:18:52 PM | 548 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allegedly Joel (@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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1/9/2025, 4:20:43 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

The branding of "cis women are being harassed due to bathroom bills" is reasonably compelling to the voter who does not give a shit about trans rights! (i am 5'10" and AFAB, I have had a surprising number of people crawl up my ass about the bathroom I'm in despite having giant tits)

1/9/2025, 3:49:13 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

"my husband beats the piss out of me" is not a superior system of justice.

1/9/2025, 2:10:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wannabe Apparatchik (@apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

note also that *the premodern family is very often founded on violence!* the institution of the modern family still contains arbitrary domination implicit in it, and the premodern world was generally much harsher. if your rights are as a family unit, you, individually, generally lack rights at all!

1/9/2025, 1:52:16 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

No if you're Catholic you get named some variation of John or Mary and then go by your middle name

1/9/2025, 12:15:48 AM | 69 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

"Sending away the 'others' to make way for white people to flourish is at the literal center of Gast’s painted vision of the West. That vision is reproduced in Homeland Security’s own videos." ICYMI:

1/9/2025, 12:01:11 AM | 802 226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

Partner, discussing guns: "I know I'm right because I learned it from Last of the Mohicans"

31/8/2025, 11:51:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Today's college students are tomorrow's normie lib wine moms

31/8/2025, 10:57:47 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

Anna has had excellent coverage of this developing case in which the Trump administration tried to use the holiday weekend to secretly and illegally deport children.

31/8/2025, 9:33:20 PM | 3221 1161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Polish food 🤝 Korean food Feeding you cabbage for a healthy gut but also maximum farts

31/8/2025, 8:04:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok but a Sunday roast fucks

31/8/2025, 6:53:04 PM | 66 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

"The Khan's Fusion Food Journey" Featuring: - Thai tacos - Samosa chaatdish - Bulgogi pierogi - Sisig crunch wrap supreme - Curry fried chicken

31/8/2025, 6:51:15 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

Ok, brother, listen. This office ..… very soft. Nobody here cut weight, nobody wrestle. Everybody just type, type, type. You call this business casual? In Dagestan, business casual is tracksuit. Strong tracksuit. Here, you wear khaki. But okay, brother, we go to meeting now.

MMA fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov in a slim white button-up shirt, slim chinos, and tan suede loafers.
31/8/2025, 5:37:12 PM | 1169 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
31/8/2025, 9:04:01 AM | 22361 7646 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

The fic girlies would make it a smash hit. (it is my opinion that the fic girlies generally make the most interesting 40k content)

31/8/2025, 9:27:27 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

College me once drove 4 hours for white castle, so I have no leg to stand on gere

31/8/2025, 6:48:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

...one way? (I stop at liquor stores every so often to see the newest innovations in tallboy technology)

31/8/2025, 6:17:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

For an impulse liquor store purchase I've definitely had worse

31/8/2025, 5:52:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

Time for sin

A hard mountain dew Baja blast zero
31/8/2025, 4:09:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Kuang is very obviously a private school kid. Some people find that intellectual, I find it insufferable.

31/8/2025, 3:00:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I am loath to cause the existence of more tradcaths but these people need confession or something

31/8/2025, 2:44:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

Somebody taught partner the phrase "bitch eatin crackers" and while that means I hear it at least once a day it also is the most descriptive term the English language has for an emotion he feels about 45% of the time.

31/8/2025, 2:38:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Sad learning: Empire of Pain, about the Sacklers Dense learning: Gödel, Escher, Bach Light learning: Beyond Measure Memoir with feelings: Ducks (graphic novel) Fun graphic novel: Digger Romance: Swordheart Fantasy (funny): Mort Sci-fi: Murderbot (any) Fantasy: A Sorceress Comes to Call

31/8/2025, 2:33:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Do u want to have fun or to learn something and maybe be sad after?

31/8/2025, 2:13:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

*whispers* the nibs... THE NIBS...

31/8/2025, 2:12:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture every usps (@everylot-usps.bsky.social) reposted

PAMRAPO: 893 BROADWAY STE 1, BAYONNE NJ 07002-9991

Street View image of post office
31/8/2025, 1:09:09 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Afaik the rest of my former roommates remain steadfastly not-fascist, so fortunately it doesn't seem like a trend.

31/8/2025, 2:03:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

I have a former roommate who is now a bit player on the right wing Internet, and the transition of "I'm okay living with you" to "people like you should be put in camps" does beg the question: was I *that* bad of a roommate?

31/8/2025, 2:02:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word Batman punching the Penguin with the word Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word
30/8/2025, 3:34:32 AM | 5651 1715 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like the destruction of the orgy dome in a setup-week storm is a metaphor for something.

Headline reading 'burning man orgy dome completely destroyed by winds'
30/8/2025, 5:10:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

I can hear fireworks and I know it's just because the Giants won but I want to believe so bad

30/8/2025, 6:01:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) reposted

standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”

30/8/2025, 3:13:52 AM | 6560 709 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted

Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
21/4/2025, 2:46:03 PM | 1348 311 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh, I've had some pretty weed-y hop waters. I also enjoy the occasional pipe/cigar, so maybe my sense of enjoyable things to put in your mouth is off.

30/8/2025, 1:36:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean hops taste like weed and we make sparkling water out of those

30/8/2025, 1:29:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I think most people just want an excuse for a fat marg (even though Friday is an excuse enough)

30/8/2025, 1:14:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...

29/8/2025, 8:53:28 PM | 28442 8991 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry in advance: bsky.app/profile/rick...

30/8/2025, 12:37:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm from the Midwest, there are plenty of liberal gun hobbyists there

30/8/2025, 12:34:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

Well, 3 pm is a *little* early for a fat margarita, but we have to celebrate the small victories

29/8/2025, 9:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture videogame history (@vghistory.bsky.social) reposted

illustration, technopolis, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/tech...

an illustration of a girl or young woman sitting at a computer desk, computer on top, looking toward you and smiling, one hand on the keyboard. the words 'run run' with love hearts to the right are above the computer.
23/8/2025, 1:11:24 AM | 1032 361 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

In Massachusetts it's late April through May, and late September through October

29/8/2025, 9:26:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

Just saw a man walking not one but *two* fluffy dogs and wearing a tiny party hat, I have never wanted to be a stranger's friend more.

29/8/2025, 9:11:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

It's actually a flag about warbler season

29/8/2025, 9:03:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

Good news everyone we can all go back to shitting in the drinking water for freedom

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29/8/2025, 8:21:12 PM | 3086 454 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I kind of like the feathers one tbh

29/8/2025, 8:48:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean the easy policy solution would be 'men are not allowed to own guns as private citizens', but that causes *much* larger policy problems

29/8/2025, 8:23:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) reposted

Trump take LEGO www.404media.co/lego-stops-s...

29/8/2025, 3:34:31 PM | 2501 992 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah like I'm a pretty good crocheter but woobles were a great intro to amigurumi

29/8/2025, 5:43:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Do I have to "girl nooooooooooo" you from the bar bathroom?

29/8/2025, 5:18:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean he already killed pope francis

29/8/2025, 4:47:58 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) (@merovingians.bsky.social) reposted

there have to be tribunals

29/8/2025, 4:02:16 AM | 371 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Most overrated food?

29/8/2025, 3:26:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Zimmer (@carlzimmer.com) reposted

On the new acting CDC director. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

O’Neill, unlike Monarez, has no training in medicine or infectious disease science. He is a former speechwriter for the health department, during the Bush years, who went on to work for the tech investor and conservative megadonor Peter Thiel. During the Covid pandemic, O’Neill voiced public support for unproven treatments that were not supported by scientific evidence, including ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, as well as vitamin D as a supposed “prophylaxis”. He also posted a number of conspiratorial theories on social media, including the baseless claim that “the name #COVID was chosen to conceal the origin of the virus. This name made it harder to study and probably slowed the response.”
29/8/2025, 1:59:30 AM | 1685 772 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture J. C. Cantwell 🌻 (@segfaultvicta.bsky.social) reposted

👀 👀 👀 👀 what the Pope Francis is this supposed to mean

28/8/2025, 10:48:40 PM | 69 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Man I still need to decide what my celebratory bottle of alcohol will be for When It Happens - all the expensive liquor I like doesn't ship and is niche enough that I can't find it in California. >:(

28/8/2025, 11:29:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr. needs to go. Like, right now.

28/8/2025, 12:52:01 AM | 6795 1602 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

the man never looked *good*, but how bad he looks right now is pretty impressive

28/8/2025, 10:52:09 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

biking around, not a cankle in sight

28/8/2025, 10:47:34 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a very interesting video about the food issues faced by Japanese people during the war: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OStT...

28/8/2025, 10:33:36 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

international business travelers who need a friggin nap at 2pm

28/8/2025, 9:40:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

Well, this is horrifyingly bad. RFK Jr. and these tools of his science-free health project need to be out.

28/8/2025, 9:02:11 PM | 457 120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture You Might Know Jack (@lessweirdjack.bsky.social) reposted

Lmao troops marching into American cities is deeply unpopular, go make VP bitch boy go up on stage and make him be the one to backpedal

28/8/2025, 7:53:23 PM | 1116 153 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

trolley goes to tiajuana iirc

28/8/2025, 8:02:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted

Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.

28/8/2025, 6:49:54 PM | 33563 7857 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lumberjack wharfie (@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social) reposted

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

28/8/2025, 4:13:19 PM | 4147 1372 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

And no I will not wear a binder out in public, because 1. It doesn't do shit, I've tried and 2. I like breathing

28/8/2025, 7:41:31 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

I suffer from this but in the 'your body has blursed you with bounteous tiddy' direction

28/8/2025, 7:40:11 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to hire the MERL people

28/8/2025, 7:38:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

Honestly even if you don't give a shit about trans people personally, the position of 'people should be able to live the lives they want' is the correct antifascist position.

28/8/2025, 5:16:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

being irony poisoned is little bitch shit

28/8/2025, 5:03:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) reposted

"Tao is one of the most prominent mathematicians and academics to publicly oppose the administration’s actions, calling them an “existential threat” to his field, and academic science, more broadly. He said public advocacy is a priority over his research, for now." www.nbcnews.com/science/scie...

28/8/2025, 2:38:03 AM | 1511 531 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

is this what it feels like when japanese schoolchildren have beetle fights

28/8/2025, 3:34:27 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted

🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time. When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”

28/8/2025, 2:51:50 AM | 5963 3333 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

What is the unnamable feeling you get when 90% of the men on the Internet you hated 15 years ago are now driving everything you love into a brick wall?

28/8/2025, 12:44:36 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Due to how density works, minimizing suffering means focusing on urban hospitals anyway!

27/8/2025, 11:41:47 PM | 70 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted

Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:

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27/8/2025, 11:14:56 PM | 21519 7079 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

also 'physical inactivity'

27/8/2025, 11:27:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

the only mitochondrial challenge i have is that my little cellular powerhouses are not hard at work shoving this human piece of beef jerky into a locker

27/8/2025, 11:07:39 PM | 67 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Nolan Brown (@enbrown.bsky.social) reposted

I can’t believe this is real

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27/8/2025, 9:58:38 AM | 553 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social) reposted

Misogyny would explain both, but unfortunately it’s illegal to suggest people really really hate women

27/8/2025, 5:16:06 PM | 851 162 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

With all the stuff happening with immigration, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a 'fuck the Catholics for saying immigrants are people'

27/8/2025, 8:50:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

It continues to roll across my tumblr dash like an endless tide thanks to the 'for you' content, even though it is supremely not my shit. (they are also very horny about the rest of the squad, apparently)

27/8/2025, 8:38:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

lbr, the asari are our bisexual, species-blind queens and we are here for it

27/8/2025, 8:36:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes... Math. A thing that is famously easy to ban.

27/8/2025, 8:13:37 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

/oils self with crisco COME AND TAKE IT

27/8/2025, 6:01:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah but something something herd immunity

27/8/2025, 5:55:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture metal dot txt (@metaltxt.bsky.social) reposted

Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*

 UNITED KINGDOM GERMANY LITHUANIA LIECHTENSTEIN FRANCE ESTONIA NETHERLANDS ITALY POLAND CZECH REPUBLIC SLOVENIA SWITZERLAND BOSNIA & AUSTRIA THAILAND: HERZEGOVINA NORWAY SINGAPORE GREECE SWEDEN SOUTH KOREA SPAIN DENMARK INDIA ANDORRA BELGIUM AUSTRALIA PORTUGAL FINLAND JAPAN MALTA LATVIA NEW ZEALAND PACKAGE CARRIERS SUSPENDING SHIPMENTS TO U.S. 00 THEPRICE YOl PAys SOME MAIL CARRIERS STOP SHIPMENTS TO U.S.
27/8/2025, 4:31:55 PM | 7460 2534 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social)

If COVID kills my diabetic ass I am going to haunt the shit out of every single person that voted for this www.cnbc.com/2025/08/27/f...

27/8/2025, 5:20:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

Interestingly my main objection to both genres is the same: it would be great if they could be about 70% less rapey

27/8/2025, 5:18:13 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a delicious irony in me (queer, living in sin, pro-choice) being on the right side of the Catholic Church while my family (very Catholic, also Trump voters) is not.

27/8/2025, 4:57:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Harrington (@craigipedia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The most important details of the story are buried half way down this long article but like… this isn’t a security risk THIS IS THE EVENT.

The NUMIDENT database is the master file for all information submitted in applications for Social Security cards. The database includes applicant names, place and date of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parents' names — along with the Social Security numbers. The request effectively created a copy of the database where the former DOGE officials would have unfettered access, according to the complaint. Career cybersecurity officials within the SSA said the move could be risky.
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Profile picture joyeux noel (@aiyaruk.bsky.social) reply parent

also like, completely excludes lesbians/sapphics.

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