More copycat Trumpian nonsense from the frog-faced felon fellator.
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More copycat Trumpian nonsense from the frog-faced felon fellator.
It wasnāt me, nobody saw me do it and you canāt prove anything.
Atacolypse Sow.
I agree. Sheās too rare and valuable.
āCoherent political visionā = copy whatever Trump is doing. š³š
Precisely that. A bad example set at the top always trickles down. I canāt help thinking that, despite Rayner maintaining the moral high ground, you canāt beat people like that by ādoing the right thingā.
Theyāre certainly not all the same. Zahawi, IDS, Villiers, Hunt and the rest all kept their jobs. š¤¬
Is he off his fucking tits again? š³šµāš«
Deport his fucking teeth back to Turkey š¹š·
Was about to say āyou couldnāt make this up!ā Until I realised that they do. Every day. š³š
He dresses like a colourblind former archaeologist who has recently retired to the Cotswolds š³
Old Cunty Store.
āCome to Dubai - the worlds most superficial, artificial, sweltering, tacky, gold-plated hellhole that attracts absolute c**ts like flies to a festering pile of shitā. Dubai Tourist Board. Probably. Not.
Never been a believer in the idea of workers (in this case, in the loosest sense of the word) being replaced by AI, but couldnāt you just get him in a room on his own and have Grok blow smoke up his ass all day and spare the rest of us this revolting, time-and-money wasting spectacle?
Heās launching the official ICE top secret investigation into illegal immigration - The Big Fact Hunt š³š
Someone should have told them theyād painted the flag upside down for hours of confusion and free entertainment.
āVery publicā. Like in the middle of one of his meandering, batshit rally speeches. A bodily failure of such magnitude that even his diaper stands no chance of containment. Then youāll know š³š
Iām hoping for a very public catastrophic prolapse in which he collapses in a deluge of blood, excrement and embarrassment š³š
At least all that time spent on golf courses has not been wastedā¦ š³š
Better a 90 year-old hippy than a talentless, psychopathic, racist little Nazi cunt.
The prospect of potentially getting beaten up, kidnapped, disappeared and sent to a concentration camp is kind of putting me off a bit. Iāll give it a miss.
Iād be going everywhere I could š
Christopher Lee and Robin Williams are both dead. Not sure they could get any more cancelled than that.
Exactly. Show them what a real shitshow looks like. š
Got their defence ready in advance, I seeā¦ š³
Why pee when you can dump? š³š
Come on then, Chris. Tell us all about these āWhite House Winsā. š³šµāš«š
Darren Grimes 2.0.
Smilodon Nebulator, to give it its correct Latin name. Been around since the late Pleistocene. Preys on cows, sheep and the occasional farmerā¦ š±
Just wait till you see what we have prowling around in County Corkā¦
Whatās Keanu done? š³
Brutal but thoroughly deserved š³šš¤£
Trumpigula. šš·
Snitches get stitches.
Difficult call as Twatt Knickers has only just started to hit the headlines, whilst Phfiflp has a good couple of yearsā worth of public platformed fuckwittery behind him. Twatt is showing great potential though; he could go far.
Some parts of the country richer than others, of course š
Bravo Sir! šššš¤£š¤£
Thereās never a flock of incontinent seagulls around when you really need one, is there?
If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the Ā£232,000,000 she owes give this a RT. If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the Ā£14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.
And yet heād be one of the first to cry āASSAULT!ā next time Fartage gets the milkshake treatment. š³š
āMelanie! Jeffās asked me to his island again this weekendā¦ have you seen my swimming trunks anywhere?ā
āMelanie! Iām going out to Jeffās island again this weekendā¦ you know where my swimming trunks are?ā
G.O.P. - Gross Obnoxious Psychopath š¤¢š¤¬
āThe Donald J. Trump Center For Performing Fartsā. That has a much better ring to it. š³š
Oooooh, nice handbag!! Did little Tommy sucker punch this guy when he wasnāt looking, like he does with everyone else? Rotten little cnut š³šš¤¬
Afternoon Sir šš
Little Stephen Fauxley-Hooligan could start a fight in an empty elevator.
Give her a few days š¤¢
Social taboo? Itās illegal, you daft cow. And has been long before the 1990s. š³š
Heās used the āFat Vanceā image for the car on the left, hasnāt he? š³šš¤£
You have to admit, this one was pretty funny šš¤£
I think youāve perhaps leapt to his defence a little rashly. The comments here (including the one you replied to) arenāt referring his eye alignment but rather the startled look he always seems to have. Which I think may be attributable to the over-promotion of a halfwit, not a medical condition. š
Hegseth probably has been for the last six months. And still is š
āPotentialā eye disorder? Soā¦ does he have it or not? š³
Just spent the last two hours trying to tuck my socks into my pants, only to realiseā¦ they already were! How effortlessly trendy is that? š³š
Much easier than trying to hide them in forestsā¦ š³
Shouldnāt be hard to identify the culprit. I mean, thereās hardly going to be a lot of possible suspectsā¦ š³
Even in opposition, itās utterly astounding she has lasted this long as leaderā¦ š³š
Ghislaine Maxwell Canāt Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
āLetās have a look at it then, Donnie!ā Oh dearā¦ itās like a mushroom, only smaller š³
āFelonious Trumpā š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ššššššššš¤©š¤©
Trumpepstein - a mad, castle-dwelling doctor and scientist who tries to create a living being from the body parts of underage girls š³
After the amount of chemical assistance Ozzy enjoyed and survived over the decades, Iām sure it would take a lot more than a mere vaccine to finish him off.
Why buy a butt plug and cheap garden gnome separately when you can get both together in the form of Mike Johnson? š³š
What is more disgusting? Hmmmmā¦ how about being a fucking nonce? š¤¢š¤®
Iām not sleepyā¦ going to stay up an udder hour š³š
Iād agree, but the problem with āthe meekā is that when theyāre pushed into a corner with no way out, they tend not to stay that way. FAFO, as the acronym goesā¦ š
The only āobvious purposeā I can think of is to facilitate the destruction of America. It seems to be working.
āSpecs Machineā by Myopic youtu.be/P3aYdfBE4jU?...
Plus they seem to have ālunacyā and ādecencyā the wrong way round.
How on earth did that happen? š³š¤£
My wife is not a ādebating tacticā. Which is more unpleasant? Manufacturing outrage at a comment I made to label me a racist, or me stating that itās not true in defence and why it canāt be? And yes, Iām aware of Farageās immigrant partners.
Thatās quite alright but why are you piling in to arguments that donāt concern you and criticising me for defending myself when some belligerent idiot has started an argument with me for agreeing with him? This is demented
You got something you want to get off your chest, Tom?
Almost as idiotic as the argument youāve desperately dragged me into for no reason this morning. Blocked.
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Why donāt you fuck off over to X if you want to start an argument? Came here agreeing with you over Farage and you start a fight. And I wasnāt mocking colonialism FFS
Iām implying that Ireland were not the main colonisers of India. Thatās not an opinion. Or donāt you wish to discuss British colonialism, for some reason?
My South African wife, whoās black, lives here with me in Ireland. We have never experienced racism here. Could it be that youāre watching too much of the wrong kinds of social media?
Donāt fucking quote me as if Iām some kind of racist prick. See the black girl in my profile pic? Sheās South African and my wife.
I donāt, but you have to admit that Farageās comment about Irelandās āreal friendsā (the one you originally posted, remember?) was staggeringly idiotic, given the history of Britain and Ireland?
Fascinating. Tell me, who were the Irish ācolonisersā of India recruited by and working for?
Like me, I doubt youāre personally affected by ICE raids and detention in the US. But if youāre not horrified by it, then youāre not human.
Iām British by birth, now a naturalised Irish citizen. You donāt need to be personally affected to give a shit; in much the same way as youāre not personally affected by Farageās friendship with Trump. At least, not yet. But you still cared enough to comment on it. š³
Just the sort of thing Farage himself would say. Why are you picking fights with someone whoās on your side, over a post you originally made? You feeling OK over there? š³
My point being thatās what the British did to the Irish over several centuries. But sure, Ireland would have been better off trusting Britain than the EU after Brexit. Farage talking out of his arse again.
Last time I checked, real friends donāt invade your house, steal from you, subjugate you, starve you or rape and murder your family and friends.
Is this from the same meeting in which this manscaped, bleached and lobotomised Orangutan š¦§ bemoaned the fact that Epstein questions were still being put forward, stating that in the face of the Texas tragedy it was a ādesecrationā? š³š¤¬
Who is this political nonentity anyway? Still, if anyone would be an expert on āpull factorā, it would be a wanker like thisā¦ š³
Big mistake, everyone! Lauren did a typo. She meant āwanksā, not tanks. š³āšš¦
You sure itās not Only Tools and (Fantastic) Fourses?
youtu.be/X3G5heirno8?... Much better than the Timmy Mallet version IMHOā¦ š³š
Totally intentional! You remember the bit in Gladiator II when they flooded the Colosseum for the further entertainment of the emperor(s)?
Only instrument this fucker has any experience playing is Putinās blue-veined fluteā¦ š³šš¤¢
A coincidence that theyāre both called Rod? I doubt it.
The far right are all for free speech until they donāt like the sound of whatās being said.