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@allhorns.bsky.social

Native Texan. Wife, Mother, graphic designer and avid Longhorn fan.

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "It breaks my heart to report that we have been told ICE will try to disrupt community picnics and peaceful parades. Let's be clear -- the terror and cruelty is the point, not the safety of anybody living here."

2/9/2025, 8:14:33 PM | 21996 6794 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

This tracks for me.

1/9/2025, 9:22:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 3:07:23 AM | 5044 637 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

Fatality.

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31/8/2025, 10:34:15 PM | 19450 4291 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

This is fine. Totally normal.

31/8/2025, 12:17:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

Good game for TX today 🤘Annoying loss, but am not worried in the least. Hook ā€˜Em! #TexasLonghorns

30/8/2025, 9:00:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

In a national poll, 9 out of 10 American flags prefer Governor Gavin Christopher Newsom.

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30/8/2025, 7:52:21 PM | 14230 2727 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

This is clearly an emergency of some sort!! Lol.

30/8/2025, 5:26:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

Loving all of this for them!!

30/8/2025, 4:01:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

"I'm not a doctor. I have no medical expertise. I am unqualified to assess his physical health and mental health... And yet, as we all seem to be thinking: absolutely nothing would surprise us at this point. It is clearly that bad."

30/8/2025, 3:16:18 AM | 936 133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciate what y’all do and am here for all the posts! Thank you for being a loud voice.

30/8/2025, 3:07:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Love to see karma in action! šŸ’•

30/8/2025, 3:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Oh so he's not being charged with flag burning and won't be going away for a year? How embarrassing for Donald!

29/8/2025, 7:14:30 PM | 2132 457 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw this happen live on Tik Tok. It was a crazy scene! Not long after he was detained, they closed the whole park down.

30/8/2025, 2:58:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SayItToMyFacešŸš«šŸ‘‘ (@sayittomyface.bsky.social) reposted

She’s being creative to get views on TikTok - the message is one we need to hear! The Regime is demanding hospitals provide the personal medical records of people who have undergone gender transition surgery. Why would they want that & why are Drs having to fight the US Govt to protect patients!

30/8/2025, 12:52:14 AM | 274 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Ouch!! And Doh!!

30/8/2025, 2:24:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Johnson (@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social) reposted

Hi Friends, If this popped up for you, a little love helps it reach someone else’s feed too, who might be waiting for a show near them. Join Waitlist HerešŸ‘‡ forms.gle/mDJX9xpv3zSY...

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29/8/2025, 10:14:49 PM | 530 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture josh houtz (@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social) reposted

I just saw someone refer to rfk jr as microwaved mel gibson & i can’t unsee it.

29/8/2025, 2:11:19 PM | 6998 1183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Boo-fucking-hoo! šŸ˜Ž

29/8/2025, 4:54:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 2:14:40 PM | 14602 4141 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair above the fold treatment I’d say.

29/8/2025, 6:00:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

"Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action." Then why is prayer, literally, *always* the substitute for action, you willfully obtuse asshole?

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28/8/2025, 9:50:09 PM | 16656 4101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

The New Yorker…

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29/8/2025, 1:32:26 AM | 5235 1407 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure does feel that way now.

29/8/2025, 5:47:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

29/8/2025, 12:18:30 AM | 13316 4513 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

AND she had pockets in her dress!! šŸ‘

29/8/2025, 5:03:26 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Auschwitz Memorial (@auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social) reposted

29 August 1922 | A Slovak Jewish woman, Rozalia Reiss, was born. She was deported to #Auschwitz. She did not survive.

Vintage black and white portrait of a smiling woman with short hair, wearing a patterned sweater.
29/8/2025, 5:00:04 AM | 605 126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Love her so much! And love you loving her!

29/8/2025, 4:45:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Xmas scent memories officially unlocked!

29/8/2025, 3:42:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t look away

29/8/2025, 2:39:39 AM | 13589 7685 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

This shit!

29/8/2025, 3:40:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure he’ll say it was out of context but damn! There it is!

29/8/2025, 3:39:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

This is great to see and hear

29/8/2025, 1:57:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this is petty AF, but could the next president* rescind the $5M from the Babbitt family? Or declare invalid her honor? *Provided we actually have an election, of course.

29/8/2025, 1:46:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

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29/8/2025, 1:32:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly, even with no children left to blame, this happens more often than I’d like in my house right now! Lol

29/8/2025, 1:29:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Same!!! Lol. My Grey is always leaving me ā€œgiftsā€. Lol

29/8/2025, 1:28:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maple Mama (@maplemama20.bsky.social) reposted

🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 #MISSING 15 Year old from #Winnipeg #Manitoba #Canada Precious is described as: HEIGHT: 5'6" WEIGHT: 120lbs, thin build HAIR: Auburn EYES: Brown #MMIW #MMIWG #EveryChildMatters #NoMoreStolenSisters#Canada #RedDressAlert #AboriginalAlert www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...

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28/8/2025, 11:27:28 PM | 420 430 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC with this ā€œDear Leaderā€ bullshit, already! Why are we paying for this crap and not on any myriad of other more necessary things?!!!

29/8/2025, 12:49:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

We need one of those Times Square billboards keeping an up to date tally on how much it's costing taxpayers to appease Trump's authoritarian desires.

28/8/2025, 6:12:31 PM | 513 157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted

How I love this. I hope you do too

28/8/2025, 11:53:05 PM | 1301 265 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re just taking a breather in the only shade available, right? Cause that’s what it looks like to me šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

28/8/2025, 11:41:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Guys in the background obviously uncomfortable with Newsom so bluntly telling the gd truth! Why was Cheetolini’s behavior, on social media in particular, ever considered OK or ā€œnormalā€ for the leader of our country???

28/8/2025, 11:25:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted

This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)

28/8/2025, 9:07:02 PM | 24350 3170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Many shovels were required to empty out the room before anyone could exit. Lol

27/8/2025, 4:30:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

Let’s all take a moment to reflect on how this just absolute alpha male sprayed on his hair for TV

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26/8/2025, 8:34:34 PM | 17702 3897 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg this is amazing!! Lol. Wonder why I’ve never seen one IRL?

26/8/2025, 10:18:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolling Stone (@rollingstone.com) reposted

Democrats’ favorite research firm told them to avoid discussing Trump’s ā€œrising authoritarianismā€ and focus on tariffs instead. Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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26/8/2025, 3:52:32 PM | 829 242 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy Siskind (@amysiskind.com) reposted

Wow, the conservative WSJ editorial board weighs in on Bolton search: ā€œThe real offender here is a President who seems to think he can use the powers of his office to run vendettas. We said this was one of the risks of a second Trump term, and it’s turning out to be worse than we imagined.ā€

26/8/2025, 3:24:48 AM | 549 205 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@gardenwizard.bsky.social) reposted

I’m fired up after seeing Neil Young for the first time since Bonaroo 2003. It was the perfect mix of acoustic and electric. That was the best show I’ve seen all year. What a privilege it was to see him play. I’ll be riding this high all week. #musicsky

A photo of Neil Young on the jumbo screen, singing and playing guitar
26/8/2025, 3:42:55 AM | 186 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet! I see him on Wednesday in Chicago!

26/8/2025, 3:52:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

Utterly depraved.

Homeland Security v @DHSgov Uganda Man. 9:30 PM • 8/25/25 • 207K Views
26/8/2025, 3:08:13 AM | 7962 1558 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.

26/8/2025, 12:54:56 AM | 15377 4033 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

So they’re planning to send a few thousand national guard members to Chicago, according to Aaron Parnas. Says Kegseth is planning for it. That’s probably not going to end well for him or the crew he orders in. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

24/8/2025, 3:36:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

this is damned impressive

24/8/2025, 1:51:03 AM | 397 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

So protective! I love it! 🄰

24/8/2025, 12:03:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Frost: On one end, we have the big ugly law. And then on the other, we have the federal government occupying our cities.. It's not two different things. It's the same damn thing. These aren't things that distract from one another. This is the thing to enable the other thing,

23/8/2025, 7:24:48 PM | 4482 1321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

šŸ˜† šŸ”„ some beautiful, creative resistance

23/8/2025, 8:56:19 PM | 11103 2954 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

And the grass is definitely more important than your life, I’ll tell you what!

23/8/2025, 2:13:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:

22/8/2025, 11:13:56 PM | 21623 7534 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway šŸ‘ŠšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ”„ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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23/8/2025, 2:07:40 AM | 25400 7282 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Where else can Drump put golden appliquƩ in the White House? Briefing room?

23/8/2025, 2:06:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

You rock!! Thank you!

21/8/2025, 10:24:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social) reposted

You know you've chosen the people you follow correctly when James Dobson dies and your entire timeline throws a a party

21/8/2025, 6:01:32 PM | 1019 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com) reposted

I bet i could design a better cracker barrel logo in canva

21/8/2025, 9:37:30 PM | 126 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Possibly even in Word, lol!

21/8/2025, 9:46:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

I still don’t understand how this happens this quickly! Aren’t there approvals the Executive must seek before charging ahead? Oh, wait! There ARE but he’s installed fellating sycophants to those departments. Cool, cool.

21/8/2025, 3:43:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Killer band name!!

21/8/2025, 1:06:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

more of this pls

Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom It's on, Texas. @GovKathyHochul Game on.
21/8/2025, 12:39:27 AM | 1228 185 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

I wish more politicians understood how the economy is rigged against regular people the way Bill Burr does.

20/8/2025, 10:19:04 PM | 12107 4329 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Preppy Black Girl (@tmwillia.bsky.social) reposted

Just a reminder. This is who we’re fighting. They’re still here—always were, never left.

19/8/2025, 9:49:38 PM | 678 338 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

I did not know the history of these 3 girls. Thank you for expanding my knowledge and understanding of those times.

20/8/2025, 11:26:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

šŸ’Æ

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20/8/2025, 10:22:12 AM | 9531 4232 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

I feel this same way. It’s refreshing to see!

18/8/2025, 9:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet Docs!!

18/8/2025, 8:50:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

This guy is giving he me life!!!

18/8/2025, 2:16:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted

Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be… (puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.

17/8/2025, 9:40:58 PM | 8648 889 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Neil fan, not sure how to feel at this moment 😬

17/8/2025, 10:55:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social)

Planning ahead. What are we all resolving to do this New Year’s Eve? I’m thinking #resistance and #peacefulprotest šŸŽ‰

15/8/2025, 4:06:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly! It feels like years have passed already

15/8/2025, 4:02:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree! It’s day to day, baby! Every fvcking day!

15/8/2025, 3:55:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡

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14/8/2025, 10:46:16 PM | 20395 7448 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

OMG BAAAAHAHA

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15/8/2025, 3:36:10 AM | 26362 5513 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath.bsky.social) reposted

Subway sandwich guy has been released on his own recognizance. His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed. Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran. www.wusa9.com/article/news...

15/8/2025, 2:07:03 AM | 20762 5277 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

This is giving me hope again! Please don’t fuck this up Dems!

14/8/2025, 1:39:01 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

The baby alligator at the end is just ā€chef’s kiss!ā€

13/8/2025, 3:36:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted

Please listen to @justinwolfers.bsky.social. Boom.

12/8/2025, 10:48:51 PM | 4034 1617 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FrankTaylor24 (@dock75.bsky.social) reposted

#CON-DON would burn the country down to distract from his kiddie raping

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Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the way to do this!! Bravo Newsom! Keep this up. And throw in some Epstein references while you’re at it!

12/8/2025, 7:01:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so happy for her!

12/8/2025, 4:37:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoodlum šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted

Lara Lea Trump is howling again.

11/8/2025, 10:56:16 PM | 347 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Stay safe!

12/8/2025, 4:07:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

I can’t help but notice the Wall Street Journal stopped getting Epstein leaks after Todd Blanche met with Ghislaine Maxwell and she was moved to a minimum security resort.

12/8/2025, 2:49:02 AM | 20008 5735 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œTrickle-down assholeryā€ is a full on thing!!

12/8/2025, 2:15:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachel Hurley (@rachelandthecity.bsky.social) reposted

While everyone obsesses over mythical ā€œEpstein client lists,ā€ the documented evidence of Trump’s participation in exploiting young models has been hiding in plain sight for YEARS. https://smpl.is/a9ves

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Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

This was very helpful to me. Thank you!

11/8/2025, 4:43:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Allhorns (@allhorns.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t wait to hear your take!

10/8/2025, 10:33:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture World of Engineering (@engineers.bsky.social) reposted

While we’re still figuring out life on Earth, Voyager 1 is 15 billion miles away, cruising on 69KB, an 8-track, and 1977s Fortran like it’s nothing.

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Profile picture CatWoman (@catwomanresists.bsky.social) reposted

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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