That zucchini is bigger than your dog!
That zucchini is bigger than your dog!
The reason I don’t think he’s dead yet, and that whatever just happened was unexpected, is that his toadies have not augmented their in-fighting to the point where the rest of us can see it. When the time is close we will see them going after each other. They are not united behind the couch-fucker.
The most alarming thing about the internet is how it kills our capacity for delight. People spend hours scrolling glass-eyed through content that brings only crumbs of amusement. Real joy is found in the real world: in reading, in starlight, in birdsong, in service to others.
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
The greatest trick Capitalism ever pulled was convincing you that the rich people earn that money. When they are just stealing it from you. They even taught you to think it's a good thing.
#bluesky needs more baby goats... ☺️
Parable of the Sower really messed with me, but one of the ways it MOST messed with me (in a good way) was its insistence on the inevitability and persistence of change. We're never going back, but also we never WERE going back. This rollercoaster never had a reverse button. Time never does
There are people who know he raped children & find that repugnant. And there are people who know he raped children & have no issue with it because “boys will be boys” & the girls are asking for it. But there’s no one who thinks he didn’t. And HE is President of the United States. #EpsteinFiles
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ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
Trevor Noah with a sermon this Sunday
Ummm, yeah… sigh
Why are their faces hidden? If they were so damn proud that they posed for a photo, then we should see their faces
No, it will only change when ALUMNI REFUSE TO DONATE!
i am physically nauseous
Newsflash: every billionaire treats you like an enemy. They starve us of a fair share in this economy, a fair voice in this society, and a fair future for our children.
Change your vocabulary and stop using the language of the predator. 1. Underage woman = child 2. Sex scandal (involving children) = rape 3. Sex with child = child rape 4. Sex trafficking = rape trafficking 5. Pedophile = child rapist #opdeatheaters
Snort laugh. We need humor
It was never about being here legally or doing it the right way. #stopfascism
📌The President of the United States posted a FAKE VIDEO TO THE WORLD of a kneeling Barack Obama being placed in handcuffs, and we are supposed go along like it is just another day. Our press has so completely lost the thread it would be laughable if it wasn't so damn dangerous and disgusting.
Clinton and his supporters are NOT on the left. The caption should read “support Epstein on the far right or support Epstein on the center right, or support Justice”.
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until everyone got hooked on chat gpt and the like i don’t think i understood what my teachers meant when they said ‘when you cheat, you’re only cheating yourself’
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
Always and Forever…
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
“What they do to us in the morning, they will do you at night…”
He got the billionaires tax cut through, which they needed him for. Now they will let him self-destruct; they don’t care anymore. In fact, it’s useful to be able to blame the upcoming economic pain on Trump and distract everyone with the MAGA self-destruction spectacle. It won’t undo the tax cuts.
"why did so many korean presidents go to jail" bro why aren't all US presidents in jail
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Will. Move. On. To. The. Next. Group. He. Hates.
This could be the start of America’s Nuremberg: The ICE List is a public project to expose ICE agents and hold them accountable. Real police don’t need masks. #TheICEList #PutICEOnIce 👇 share.google/yunlU2GMNxwk...
Republicans Vote to Hide Epstein Files From American Voters. For some reason …
Happy Bastille Day. One day the people will storm ICE concentration camps.
Like I said, what could possibly go wrong?
What could go wrong?
Elon: Trump is in the Epstein files. Trump: Here, take some poor people's money Elon: Grok like red hat no little mustache man
The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
My only regret is that I can only cancel my subscription once (and I did that a year ago…)
NPR had a quick, upbeat mention about how farmwork could function as healthcare with people "prescribed" to do it and it feels maddening that a significant swath of elite opinion seems to be trying to soft relaunch serfdom.
We been saying! This is pathetic
My followers believe that Jesus Christ died for their sins. I understand. Jeffrey Epstein died for mine. by Donald Trump
SHARE THIS Is your client or family member missing? Click here to see the list and find out if they’re being held at Alligator Alcatraz. ¿Su cliente o familiar está desaparecido? Haga clic aquí para ver la lista y saber si está detenido en Alligator Alcatraz. 👉🏾 www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Thank you for sharing these photos of your beautiful daughter. I really appreciate how open you are with your pain and the consequences of the poor leadership of this society. May we overcome all of it so there are no more massacres of children.
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
We must not forget the disappeared!
ICE is looking for a live fire incident - undoubtedly they carry live rounds alongside their less lethal ammo. The US is one incident away from full marshal law and indefinite suspension of elections. Patriots, please keep your powder dry for when the fight is meaningful.
And AIPAC. They are beholden to AIPAC and that is what keeps them from endorsing Mamdami.
just setting these next to each other
Never forget that ADL got caught spying on and defaming Jewish activists who were protesting against apartheid in South Africa in the 80s. merip.org/1993/07/adls...
I mistakenly thought "Democracy dies in darkness" was a slogan but now realize it was a mission statement.
When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.
Oh this was fun
Imagine being so terrified of brown people that you give more funding to a secret police force than you do to the United States Marine Corps.
Last July 4th, NYT published an op-ed titled “Why I don’t vote and you shouldn’t either” written by someone who had voted the previous year; a fact discovered and publicized by lots of folks, not even halfway thru the day. I cancelled my NYT subscription at that moment and have never looked back.
Please call it Alligator Auschwitz. Alcatraz was a place where people who had received due process were sent once they were convicted.
This makes me wish I could cancel my NY Times subscription AGAIN! I did it last year on the 4th of July and have not once regretted it
Another daily reminder that you should treat anyone who works for the New York Times as if they work at Fox News.
Well, Well,Well, Not So Easy To Find A Government That Doesn’t Suck Shit By King George III
Whether it’s Democrats saying Latinx or Republicans fantasizing about having alligators eat all 65 million Latino Americans, both sides are struggling to connect with America’s fastest growing group of voters.
I guess I have another call ☎️ to make this mornin..
Shameful
They are sending roving bands of masked thugs with the stated goal of kidnapping 20 million brown people to transport them to any country they can pay to take them. All this has been cleared by The Stolen Court. This is not deportation. This is ethnic cleansing.
Yup.
Hahahahahaha
Whenever I see Dems claim they are out of power, there’s nothing they can do, I think of Brad Lander and how he escorted people to court while being comptroller and running for mayor. Do something or get the f out of the way so there can be more Brad Landers.
Every accusation is a confession
James Carville has endorsed Cuomo for Mayor
Aren’t we all…
The White House has two bigly beautiful new flagpoles. They are both 88 feet high. Not 86 feet. Not 90 feet. But 88 feet. I can think of 14 reasons why 88 was chosen.
just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
Fascinating: Did you know that the Sun's energy output per cubic meter is only about the same as that of a compost heap? ☀️🍂 About 277 watts per m3 (277 watts per m3 doesn't seem very impressive. But the sheer volume of the Sun generates an immense output.)
Way to show your age that 1) you know who David Brooks is 2) you know the lyrics to this song 3) this mash up is hilarious
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
What they do to us in the morning, they will do to you at night…
FAFO
I'll say it over and over. I do not believe in gate keeping. I do not believe in pulling up the ladder. I believe in kicking the wall down like the Kool-Aid man, and making room as I go for those who come next. Just because it was hard for me, doesn't mean it has to be hard for anyone else.
I don’t recall actual NASA rockets exploding this frequently.
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Alex Padilla has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins
Wonder Woman has entered the chat.
Please watch this video, for the safety of everyone. ❤️
Sort of like how Los Angeles was the only city to ever really pull off the Olympics, I feel like we’re uniquely suited as a city to host Siege Week. Keep sending troops! The place will still be ungovernable.
When they came for transgender people, what did you do? When they came for disabled people, what did you do? When they came for immigrants, what did you do? Come on now, we've all read the poem.
He’s been pulling this for years, causing one constitutional meltdown to cover the last mess, counting on the media to chase shiny objects like a Chihuahua on a sugar high. But some of us ain't letting go. Some of us are pit bulls, and we want the Epstein files.
Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.
👏 STOP 👏 GETTING 👏 KETTLED 👏 ON 👏 BRIDGES👏 TOGETHER WE CAN END THE SCOURGE OF COPS TAKE BOTH SIDES OF A BRIDGE AND EVERYONE GETS ARRESTED. DON'T GO ON THE BRIDGE. JUST DON'T GO ON THE BRIDGE. DON'T TRY TO HOLD THE BRIDGE, DON'T TRY TO CROSS THE BRIDGE, NO BRIDGES MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
Can’t help but suspect this is happening in California instead of New York or Illinois or Maryland or Oregon because Stephen Miller is acting out his high school resentments.
Footage from Minneapolis and LA resisting ICE should remind us; there aren’t enough pigs on the planet to put down a working class uprising.
not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
"Tech is neutral!" they scream, as they keep winking obsessively at the DoD www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...