Abner is portrayed as a simple-minded, gullible, and sweet-natured country bumpkin. He is 6 feet 3 inches (1.91 m) tall and perpetually 19 years old.
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honestly i do kinda want youtube video game reviews from a 60+ year old lady. like my mom's opinion on gta. 3/10, too much cursing, this game is very rude, they should replace all of the guns with gardening equipment and let you beautify the city with your friends.
stephen miller is inside of that, trump died on August 28th at 11:32 PM.
I pet a shark the wrong way once and it was not smooth. Now I don't know what to believe.
Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi
he was just a kid
donald trump has died
Just looked up Trump's personal Dr. Spaceman and apparently he died in 2021, I bet Trump's kept alive with a bunch of proprietary concoctions and nobody knows which exotic animal parts to grind up and have him snort to restore his vigor.
My popcorn truck is to get a friend to share and then cut a hole in the bottom of the bag, so that popcorn falls out and makes a cheeky little mess
So glad they're bringing back the original logo, inspired by an elderly gay man seen cheering on the Stonewall riots in historical photos.
Looking into the All Family Pharmacy that is posting all of the ads, and it seems... Absolutely insane? It's a local pharmacy and online pill mill that will have a pharmacist rubber stamp whatever medication order you fill out, even if it would be incredibly dangerous for you to take.
Also maybe the main character could be the President, and someone could be hijacking Air Force One.
I remember getting a very distinct "we're fucked" feeling when Kamala had Liz Cheney join her for the Country Over Party. Nobody on the team could see that every part of this was a terrible idea? Couldn't even talk them out of the phrasing?
The president has deployed troops in major American cities, ThinkProgress referred to "birthing persons" in an article once. I think we can all agree that both the left and right go too far sometimes.
Another purity test used to attack Newsom is not what we need right now, midterms are only a year away. I don't care if he says we should spend our time making the baby more racist so that we won't feel as bad when it's dead.
The greatest issue facing our generation, clarity in political writing, will finally be solved once we take the advice of a bunch of insincere conservative pricks who are completely unwilling to say what they actually want politically because they know they repulse normal people.
I'm the furthest thing from a crime fan. But the reality is criminals would have to steal a whole lot from me to equate to how much I pay in got dang taxes.
BREAKING: Radical Bluesky Leftist Discourse Over "Woke" Arby's Hat? No Restaurant Is Safe.
Voting for whichever Dem candidate promises that the government will fund a proper Enterprise series finale.
sometimes i feel like people are too mean to jimmy fallon just because he isn't funny or good at interviewing people but then i imagine them telling him the things they're saying and i can only imagine him insincerely laughing along
heard some pretty racist stuff playing an fps online, it's over for the left.
The fact that he literally uses the Fox News logo is a nice touch.
I think we have a big problem societally with the number of people who decide to become "ethicists" so that they can smugly explain that actually you're the bad person for judging the child rapist
Mr. Peterson sir I have a special Chinese device used to treat CIRS with 100% effectiveness please contact me do not fall for the tricks of the woke medical industry
computer, generate pretty lady
The Claremont Method
one gotta go
Mike and Ike Turner, Tina's brother-husbands and candy enthusiasts
the leftist joe rogan is unfortunately k-pop
We used to be a country of culture, and Li'l Abner references.
Trying to figure out the polite version of "why does she look like that?"
Joan Baez looks great for her age, so happy for them!
I love that the first thing he wants the robots to fly around blindly with is burning hot liquid
As seen in season 5 episode 1, Hank places great emphasis on the importance of a man's handshake. I have consulted with several body language experts and we have analyzed hundreds of hours of candidates' handshake footage and we can conclusively state that Hank Hill would have voted for Chase Oliver
they're working on a very exciting update that will fix this, promise.
He knows he's going to lose, and that's why it's more important than ever that we throw our neighbors under the bus before it stops.
you should probably be in charge of NASA so you can have them spending all of our time calculating if the sun would melt the gummy bear faster or maybe the moon dust would get in there and help it not stick and also what would it taste like if we brought it back
you would get sticky if you did
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no there are 4 ladies mixed up now. that's freakier. i saw the trailer, apologize to lindsay lohan.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fVQ...
the oatmeal creme pie is a high tier dessert sandwich whose reputation was ruined by little debbie
It's a Honda but thanks
The Arthur Conan Doyle Estate has gone too far this time
The children yearn for the WALL-E chairs
It kind of rules that his basic complaint is that video games could be the sickest shit of all time and we could all be playing Cosmology of Kyoto 14 and be the greatest art appreciators of all time but we do not deserve the word because we love to wallow in slop. A pig does to eat cuisine.
Contacting Roger Ebert with a seance to ask him for the top ten movies that prove movies are art to get the last word in before I immediately banish him back to the spectral realm
"making a strong case that (insert form of art) is art" seems fundamentally goofy to me. I'm not sure that every piece of art needs to or even should care about proving that it's art.
Fun fact: There's a statue of Abraham Lincoln in the Manchester town square because their mill workers refused to process Confederate cotton. These people have always been losers, nobody has ever actually liked them.
the graph clearly shows an increase in bigfoot footage, like they're admitting that they're real but much more impressive and elusive creatures while giant squids are fucking losers floating around in the dark
he already divorced that wife so that wedding is inadmissible as evidence
That's the cool thing, there aren't any returns. There's a great video of Altman saying that the current plan is to build a sentient computer and then ask it to make them into a profitable company.
I could see you telling people that it's an American adaptation of Swing Kids.
um ackshually he just traded "certain conditions" for access to largely unimportant internal twitter documents that he could dramatize to advertise his substack.
So the dems could have stopped them at any point by calling Trump a pedophile? That's all it took?
When weed was illegal that guy would become a dealer and listening to him tell you about how George Washington grew hemp and he definitely blazed that shit while Ancient Aliens played was part of the price you paid.
pick up a box jump aim down and drop the box jump off of the box quickly pick the box back up drop it again jump off of it again pick it up again repeat this works they still haven't patched it
no trump really said that
i think snakes are cool, i would drink more beer if i knew there were snakes on the cans
Dow Jones is a minor Star Wars character that controlled the flow of money of Dantooine.
the left will do this to us but with transgender
not to brag or anything but i'm a level 12 divorced guy
"Isn't she blue jean" is literally a line that you would get if you were doing mad libs without knowing what an adjective was
not even the poppadoms but i will
real gaming is actually only those weird little 15 year old kids wearing gloves to vibrate NES controllers at ultrasonic frequencies to clear more lines in Tetris and old people will never get to experience it
the daily planet but it's staffed entirely by former clarks and loises
disgusting to see kevin james disrespect the premiere of hotel transylvania 2 with his thighs
the first episode of the twilight zone had tracy morgan disappear into a gigantic cloud of vape smoke and it was the coolest thing television has ever achieved
Objecting to Superman At Earth's End not because it's a massive pile of dogshit, but because Superman was too mean to the twin clones of Hitler
imagine being this close to being able to experience emotions
kind of rude of someone on bluesky to say that i'm a dummy, forcing me to hang out with the pro-hitler chatbot that pretends to rape users.
the hitler salute and nazi robot i built were just to raise awareness about the dangers of antisemitism in teenagers who won't talk to their dad any more
it's a cheeky nod
when i become the richest man in the world, i will finally be able to achieve my dream of making chatbots more antisemitic.
Kind of leftist of you to talk about basic human kindness bud
why is thumbnail mr beast's face way more sharp than real mr beast
alternate cut of the shining where jack hangs out for a winter getting jacked as fuck and eating elk meat
John Cena is 250 pounds of pure muscle and the least realistic thing about him playing the President is that he loves America and her people.
I think if he hadn't, this exact same story still would've run but they would've had the EXPLOSIVE reveal that he didn't disclose he was born in Uganda when he applied.
i like unwrapping them like little presents though
High level meetings between CBS and LEGO executives to determine how to join Ray's house and Ray's parents' house because they are canonically just across the street from each other but the street was never depicted
Republicans, who I strongly oppose, made some very interesting points about stripping their political enemies of their citizenship and deporting them for wrongthink.
There is no form of man lower than the NBC executive, genuinely unreal how much damage they've managed to do to society.
With the Chiral network up and running, we can all finally acknowledge Australia's right to exist as a Jewish state.
you cannot be in the bar on The Lord's Day though, that is for church.
I'm a white guy in my mid-30's and I also feel like this website would be better if more people were talking about 90's era Star Trek.
we need to make the AIs talk like Elmer Fudd so that people won't listen to them
It's the same thing it is everywhere else. Being fair to republicans is unfair. Not enough republicans employed at colleges? Must be a problem with the colleges, not the republicans. Republicans aren't popular on Bluesky? Must be a problem with Bluesky, not republicans. Chronological feed's biased.
Not a mass unblock, he thinks you're a special boy.
Texas Goono here, I noticed you are only reposting your own posts and not my hours of selfie cam rants. If you could address your mistake I think it would fix the algorithm greatly.
You don't understand, this is my portrayal of the fascinating character Not Hardman.
swarovski crystals? you mean glass? you're trying to tell me this disgusting fucking atomic structure is crystalline and pass that off as art?
at least he is an alcoholic ellen degeneres like talk show host
PYRAMID #1 HAS BEEN ACTIVATED !!!
If the chainsaw doesn't love me and want to be my friend like you claim, how could it possibly decide to kill me? Make up your mind.
We already passed the point where his supporters started wearing adult diapers to own the libs, I think we're gonna get blind support that immediately transitions into "I never really supported him but everything he did was good." Full They Thought They Were Free.
mark cuban seething because he posted his cashapp and nobody gave him $10 for beer
I don't think he's making it up, I think someone in the Army is calling this guy up pretending to be a moon soldier, or a Na'vi soldier like in Avatar, or the Doomguy fighting demons in Hell, to keep him distracted and let them do whatever they want.
