Was going to reply but you've pretty much covered everything I wanted to say. đ
Are the Spanish government as idiotic as ours? The only other politics I follow are US and ..well.
I wish London could be like this. But the screaming would be deafening.
On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
They always ignore the lack of cars. In my hometown in Scotland in the early 80s kids could play in the road. Not so much now.
Ooo, I love Helsinki. Have a lovely time.
Oh Wales. And that Canadian loose head is terrifying.
Here's hoping.
"But the size guide said it would fit me."
Commodus. The vanity, thin skin, cruelty, naming every after himself and trashing everything his predecessors left. And the fact that Rome really started to fall apart during and after him. Joaquin Phoenix wouldn't lower himself to play the thick twat, though.
This. A thousand times.
"Plans"
Ooo! Can we give him the Nobel Peace Prize?
That is a f***ing weapon!
Lots of love from the UK. And if you ever need a couch ....
'Fatty Hatty' đ
Fucking idiot. Not you, btw.
Is that Kristi Noem's great grandmother running over the dog?
Thick cunt.
I'll be honest. I hate summer.
Me either. It's been driving me nuts for days trying to figure out what it means.
3 It's been about 6 years with EE.
Well, the new South Park episode bites harder than the first.
Whatâs your sign?
"Eeeyyyy! Relax guy! Take a rest!"
Eeeyyyyy! Relax guy! Take a rest!
From memory you'd see at least a couple a day in Crete in the early summer. The local name for them translates as 'Biker jacket bees'.
I live in London and that's the norm down here. Makes me wince hearing it's like that back home.
Jeeeez. How much is a plain espresso?
It amazes me how often the reaction to hitting âTim Tamsâ and other cycleway separators is âthose shouldnât be thereâ rather than âthere are a lot of bad drivers who canât drive in a straight line and who need to slow downâ
No sign of Clive Woodward explaining how he would have won the series 3-0, got the Aussie fans cheering for him and got the first peoples to apologise to the white guys for being there first.
Why is freed from desire played at sports grounds now? It was annoying enough the first time round.
I miss Ian Thorpe.
To be fair, Donald Dump and his offspring would fall foul of this rule in the US too.
Muslims in space?
Violet Carpenter bees. We see these in Greek islands.
A chunk of my cycle commute was blocked off for the Men's Road Race. A load of Grans were parked outside a garden in deck chairs and union flag bunting. At 8 in the morning. They were cheering every rider that went past.
Well, yes.
I need a rest after that. Proper Lions Test.
South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
Where can I go see Bob Vylan. This is just picking on them and it's really shitty. Calls to ban Bob Vylan from Boardmasters festival in Newquay - BBC News share.google/tlJcnQ0eXJhw...
Gonna play some Sabbath all the way up to 11. đ¤#Ozzy
This is what I look like going over the top on a rollercoaster:
That's the inside of Dump's head whenever someone else is talking.
Some local street art:
Just come out of the cinema and I can confirm that Superman is indeed, very good.
Absolutely gutted for Amanda Anisimova. Not the most important thing but she'll be a fan favourite after that.
Imagine the screaming if someone tried this in the UK.
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You're going to regret asking: youtu.be/4LagoycfdCA?...
Wolf Alice should have been the Saturday headliner and Rod Stewart nowhere near the big stages. Please, no more 80 year olds in two years' time. #Glasto
I'm enjoying Wunderhorse. #Glasto
Timeline cleanse:
This. I drive a normal sized Ford and I've been overtaken by cars that are so big, the passenger side window is barely visible from my driver's side.
The Village People just aren't that butch anymore. PS. You look fab.
I don't have kids but even I understand that you have to change how you speak to a three year old who's screaming down Tesco after shitting themselves. Rutte was in a similar position. If it gets the adults in the room peace and quiet (and relief from the stink), fine.
Chem trails are made up shite. It's water vapour.
Beginning to question whether or not there might actually not be some sort of God:
Possible to start to tell a unified story: "Trump is personally too old, crazy, and confused to run things, so at any given time the question is which co-president is in charge. At first it was Musk, & we got the crazy chaotic DOGE era. Then Navarro: a trade war that crashed markets. Now Miller..."
I have a functioning brain and I don't hate everything. It's rare that they court my vote these days.
I'm so sorry.
I'm happy with the grey suits. Performing seals like Johnson, Truss, Galloway, Rees Mogg, Farage, Corbyn and the orange thing in America only serves to raise everyone's blood pressure. Boring and functional is the dream.
I *love* your stories. Keep them coming and thank you. â¤ď¸
I'm 'White British' but my surname is French, so I don't count either. Anyone with a French sounding surname cannot be classed as 'White British'.
At least three children were taken into custody ... The word 'migrant' only serves to other them.
Could be either of them, really.
You know that guy that sits on a park bench who says they invented toast and yells about how the squirrels are watching him?
That and a Wizard of Oz remake. They wouldn't give him a brain.
I took a bus today. Does that make me harder than Rambo?
starship bloopers
Woop woop! Clever sausage! Remembering the relief and sense of achievement. He's so earned it. x
I'm from Aberdeen and Torry really isn't the part you'd want your title named after.
*best Scottish accent: Fuckin' shite!
Welcome to the club! Now cover yourself in chip grease, wear a bucket hat and get down the pub.
I quite like Bonage Sharon off Eastenders.
Oh good. Jedward.
Did she borrow that outfit off Julian Clary? #Spain #Eurovision
I had that haircut around 1992. #Lithuania #Eurovision
Yeh, Israel can piss off.
UK: Rivers of blood US: Rivers of shit
No, just some spirits.
"..yeah, so that's when he made me secretary of defence"
Who, in the name of Greko-Roman buggery thinks that the Libs and reform would work? Are 15% of us on glue?
And added a little citrusy-yuzuey touch to it as well. I get that she was cross, I was too to begin with. We've had centuries to come up with the likes of Lagavulin and then this happens. And you've just reminded me that I have a bottle. Slange and love to Mrs D.
250% tariff on China Girl by David Bowie.
I say this as a card carrying Scot: Nikka is as good as anything I've ever tasted.
Says the guy who tries to hawk anything and everything with his name on it.
Moron-grade weapons also works.
About half of the country hasn't. Reform and Tories are two cheeks of the same arse and total vote share hasn't changed for the combination. The ride of the Greens and LDs *should* be what's giving Labour the heebie-jeebies.
Little green- bath on the bike this morning, finished with a dhal.
Kanye West?
Yeh but you need to get yourself a better class of client đ:
No, that's the original Avril Lavigne.