Profile banner
Profile picture

AndyB

@andyb1009.bsky.social

The World’s Worst Gamer. Tell me about your favorite dinosaur. I want gay married couples, to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns.

created November 23, 2024

550 followers 605 following 1,369 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Carnivora was a blast. Especially with Penn and Teller’s dialog.

2/9/2025, 11:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

2/9/2025, 11:19:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

2/9/2025, 11:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Such an iconic boss fight.

2/9/2025, 4:17:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

We binged-watched The Pitt this weekend. For a 15-episode season, it absolutely flew by.

2/9/2025, 11:33:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

I was looking forward to smoking a brisket today, but sadly, the burner on mine went out. Please keep my family in your thoughts as we go through this difficult time.

31/8/2025, 2:33:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

I’m never going to financially recover from this.

image
30/8/2025, 11:05:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iraq War Vet (@corgwynmom.bsky.social) reposted

image
30/8/2025, 2:26:29 PM | 3776 422 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember to scan the parasite queen.

29/8/2025, 1:14:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

The Master Sword, Hylian Shield, a Hurricane, a Fluer-di-lis, a LEGO figure, some Roman Numerals and Megaman. I feel pretty good about my chances.

29/8/2025, 1:06:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Potato Jolson (@thejolson.bsky.social) reposted

image
28/8/2025, 6:55:00 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Love me some SRV. A great mix of rockabilly and the blues.

28/8/2025, 4:00:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in Louisiana. The entire purpose of this is to remove the 2nd majority black district. 1/3 of Louisiana residents are black, and La leaders don’t want them to have equal representation.

28/8/2025, 2:27:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I can agree with that. The time to start washing and cleaning the wound and a now.

28/8/2025, 1:13:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s probably true, but demeaning malting them won’t help get their vote. If you want to win and get rid of the facist in the White House, you need their vote.

28/8/2025, 12:56:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re running towards Republicans because they’re telling them what they want to hear. We can move slightly to the center and get their votes. We can’t win an election without the male aged 18-30 vote.

28/8/2025, 12:54:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand wanting to hurt the voters who elected these MAGA facist. However you can’t win a national election without the male aged 18-30 vote. I want to win, and use that power to dismantle the facist power grab of MAGA.

28/8/2025, 12:52:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Democrats need to address this. 10,000,000 young men no longer looking for work, or companionship. We lost the young male minority vote in 2024, we must do better and provide an answer to the toxic masculinity online space.

28/8/2025, 12:28:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

We need positive non-toxic online space. Travis and Jason Kelce are a great example of this. Lead these young men away from toxic space.

28/8/2025, 12:27:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats need to address this. 10,000,000 young men no longer looking for work, or companionship. We lost the young male minority vote in 2024, we must do better and provide an answer to the toxic masculinity online space.

28/8/2025, 12:25:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

This is the most accurate military simulation ever.

28/8/2025, 12:23:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Circle of Love (@lovecircle.bsky.social) reposted

Vive la résistance!

27/8/2025, 5:40:21 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Wave the 🇺🇸 flag, burn the MAGA flag.

27/8/2025, 5:21:38 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Yes. I’ve eaten twice at Cracker Barrel and it’s the most un-memorable food ever.

27/8/2025, 1:44:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Some of my favorite insults: You have two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for 3rd place. I bet your parents change the topic when they’re asked about you. You’re not the stupidest person in the world, but you'd better hope that person doesn’t die. You’re about as sharp as a marble.

25/8/2025, 11:42:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Wave the American Flag, burn the MAGA Flag

image
25/8/2025, 11:02:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I was kinda meh on most of the game. Destroying stuff was very fun, but the platforming wasn’t as good as Mario Odyssey or Astro Bot. Also it was a bit too long, could’ve been about 25% shorter. The final boss sequence was a 10/10 for me.

25/8/2025, 12:53:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

I finished up DK Banaza last night. It was a good, fun game, and the ending sequence was incredible. That being said, I found it overstayed its welcome a bit and could've been 25% shorter. Also, it's definitely not as good a platformer as Mario Odyssey or Astro Bot.

24/8/2025, 2:17:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

This giant META data center being built in north Louisiana will force many people from their homes, and raise the cost of living so high that many will be forced to move. Sadly, these voters are brainwashed and will continue to vote for Republicans who keep screwing them over.

image
24/8/2025, 2:13:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Beach “Vacation” (@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Thursday. I’m struggling with deadlines and motivation 😭😭

image
21/8/2025, 6:11:19 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Need Confession: I only got into Warhammer 40K once it became mainstream.

18/8/2025, 10:51:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve done maybe 5 pull ups in my entire life. Which according to this video is still 5 more than lil’ Petty McDrunktext has.

18/8/2025, 8:20:22 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

My cat chose violence this morning. Screaming at 3:00 AM, bouncing off the walls, knocking over his water bowl making a massive mess

image
18/8/2025, 1:15:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

image
18/8/2025, 10:52:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

I saw the most beautiful orange dragonfly on my green onions this morning. They ❤️

image image
17/8/2025, 4:08:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I could never beat the final boss. I could get to his final form but always got wiped out.

17/8/2025, 3:00:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@jslott.bsky.social) reposted

Vince McMahon on Hulk Hogan. @maffewgregg.bsky.social

Vince McMahon on Hulk Hogan
13/8/2025, 2:58:34 PM | 502 120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

I hurt my back at the gym this morning. I wasn't ego lifting or anything; I just picked up a dumbbell the wrong way. It's time to take it easy this weekend, rest, and use lots of Biofreeze.

14/8/2025, 12:01:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Gavin Newsom understands the assignment.

14/8/2025, 11:55:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

When my dad played FF7 he lost the first submarine battle. What I learned is that if you lose that battle, you get the red submarine.

13/8/2025, 6:09:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Potato Jolson (@thejolson.bsky.social) reposted

image
13/8/2025, 3:15:33 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I would eat that entire box, no regrets.

13/8/2025, 10:13:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

When you’re playing Red Alert 2 and you hear those two words. 😥😫

image
12/8/2025, 6:17:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

I’m on season 3 of Scrubs and Dr. Cox is the most lovable-asshole ever.

12/8/2025, 5:19:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Go introduce yourself, say hi.

12/8/2025, 4:10:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Theo Vaughn’s podcast is so dull. I listened to two or three episodes, and they bored me to tears.

11/8/2025, 8:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Moneytalks? In this is economy?

11/8/2025, 8:44:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

11/8/2025, 11:18:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

11/8/2025, 11:18:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

If you see this, post a knight.

9/8/2025, 10:30:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Last month, my wife mentioned that a guy who delivered something to her office was cute. I’ve also mentioned to her that one of my gym friends was very cute. We can be honest with each other because we know we’re going to sleep in the same bed at night, so there is no jealousy or anxiety.

7/8/2025, 4:28:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Everyone is freaking out about Habeas Corpus, but Section 10 also forbade States from issuing Letters of Marque. Privateering is back on the menu, me boys!

6/8/2025, 9:16:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

I hate my stutter. I can’t understand why my 🧠 and mouth can’t work together. It’s embarrassing that I can’t even introduce myself to a room of people without taking 10 seconds to say my name. I genuinely wish I could change that about myself. I’ve tried classes and therapy, but nothing’s worked.

6/8/2025, 7:02:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

image
6/8/2025, 3:33:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Leg day is a very dangerous day. 🦵 💪 🏋️

image
6/8/2025, 11:13:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I made a terrible mistake. I purchased DK Bananza that same day KoTH came back. KoTH is my favorite animated show of all time, so I’ll have to binge it before I start DK.

4/8/2025, 4:16:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Voters like you are why we lost in 2024. Do you want to win in 2026 and 2028, or do you want to feel good about yourself and judge others. Personally I want to win.

4/8/2025, 4:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to win on 2026 and 2028. I want to see Trump bankrupted and in jail. Harping on stiff like this is red meat for right wing podcasters and news to make us look unfocused.

4/8/2025, 3:59:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, she’s a registered Republican, but I’ve never seen or heard her openly promote or stump for candidates like other celebs like Kid Rock, Clint Eastwood, etc. Yes, the script could’ve been better, but I think in the context of the commercial, it made sense and was anodyne.

4/8/2025, 3:33:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

The Sydney Sweeney fiasco is modern liberalism at its worst. An attractive woman is acting in a commercial about selling jeans, yet we’re somehow accusing her of eugenics and being a racist. I say this as a very liberal, never-Trump voter.

4/8/2025, 3:01:39 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

My Happy LEGO plants keep me motivated throughout my workday. 😊 🪴

image
4/8/2025, 1:39:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

30/7/2025, 9:16:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

If you haven’t donated blood recently, now is a good time to do so.

image
30/7/2025, 3:35:30 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

If you see this post a redhead.

30/7/2025, 2:02:28 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Being an adult is great!

30/7/2025, 11:56:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MediumRareGamer (@mediumraregamer.bsky.social) reposted

Note to self

image
29/7/2025, 7:14:27 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I have Hack Squats and Bulgarian Split squats on my workout for tomorrow morning. Starting the week with leg day is never fun.

27/7/2025, 11:59:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Adults should be free to watch porn as they see fit; much like smoking or drinking alcohol. We can’t apply our personal values to others. I support better safeguards to keep children under 18 from accessing it. Porn can lead to very unhealthy views of sex.

27/7/2025, 7:48:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

This guy is about to get his own South Park episode.

27/7/2025, 2:00:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this is just AI slop, but the flag is hanging wrong. The stars should be on the right when being hung vertical

27/7/2025, 1:29:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

The strongest form of hate is “Christian Love”.

26/7/2025, 10:54:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

image
26/7/2025, 11:50:43 AM | 24545 5080 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Dems should have listened better. People were ready for the lockdowns and social distancing to end, and were willing to take the risk. Dr. Fauci said in 2021 he was ready to see schools reopen for in person learning.

26/7/2025, 10:53:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

The inner circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and union busters, and Hogan was both.

25/7/2025, 5:40:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I highly recommend Legal Eagle on YouTube. Great channel for legal insights.

25/7/2025, 1:52:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

South Park has more political courage than CBS, NBC, and ABC combined.

25/7/2025, 12:37:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Like it or not Republicans have moved to the center on gay marriage, and marijuana. Democrats can win big moving to the center on guns, continue fighting for better health care, and admitted they went too far for too long on alot of the Covid lockdowns.

25/7/2025, 11:36:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

One thing I love about South Park is their willingness to go after anyone. 2 years ago, they upset many people on the left by satirizing Prince Harry and Megan Markle. Today, they’ve upset MAGA by putting Trump in bed with Satan.

image image
24/7/2025, 4:36:25 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

I love being married to my best friend. I’m out of town at a conference and we’re exchanging romantic Disney GIFs with each other. ❤️

image image image
23/7/2025, 4:50:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Already did. 😂 😭

22/7/2025, 9:48:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Why did I wait so long to watch Scrubs. This show is amazing, hilarious and at times quite poignant.

22/7/2025, 9:44:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

That’ll cure obesity 🙃 There only about an 8% difference between sugar and high fructose corn syrup. Your body processes them both the same way. Excess sugar in any form will be unhealthy.

22/7/2025, 11:55:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Every accusation is a confession

21/7/2025, 8:23:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

If you see this, post a character with white hair!

20/7/2025, 5:03:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s out here living her best life and looking amazing.

19/7/2025, 10:32:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon you love.

19/7/2025, 7:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

A all pro-NFL player came into the Radio Shack I worked at. I didn’t recognize them and I asked for their ID when they used their credit card.

18/7/2025, 7:31:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

He did it, crazy son of bitch he did it.

18/7/2025, 3:24:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Samus absolutely laying waste to Mother Brain with the Hyper Beam. The music, scene play everything just epic!

18/7/2025, 11:04:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Guys on TikTok are hating on Jennifer Love Hewit. I don’t care what they say she’s still sexy as hell.

image
17/7/2025, 11:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

I make a good point every now and then.

17/7/2025, 1:32:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

What To Know About Labubu Dolls theonion.com/what-to...

Q: What is a Labubu? A: A Labubu is designer Kasing Lung’s best attempt at what a British person looks like.
16/7/2025, 9:41:00 PM | 3117 383 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

When the worst people in the world make a good point.

17/7/2025, 11:50:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior

image
17/7/2025, 11:24:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

If you see this, quote this post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!

17/7/2025, 12:03:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

Further proof of Trump’s cognitive decline

16/7/2025, 11:07:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Potato Jolson (@thejolson.bsky.social) reposted

image
16/7/2025, 8:32:19 PM | 36 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent

16/7/2025, 3:30:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)

Drop some monsters.

16/7/2025, 1:05:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted

Dozens of Israeli teenagers in Tel Aviv burned their draft orders, refusing to serve in the military in protest against the war on Gaza.

16/7/2025, 12:30:09 PM | 1410 402 | View on Bluesky | view