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Carnivora was a blast. Especially with Penn and Teller’s dialog.
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Carnivora was a blast. Especially with Penn and Teller’s dialog.
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Such an iconic boss fight.
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We binged-watched The Pitt this weekend. For a 15-episode season, it absolutely flew by.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
I was looking forward to smoking a brisket today, but sadly, the burner on mine went out. Please keep my family in your thoughts as we go through this difficult time.
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Remember to scan the parasite queen.
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The Master Sword, Hylian Shield, a Hurricane, a Fluer-di-lis, a LEGO figure, some Roman Numerals and Megaman. I feel pretty good about my chances.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Love me some SRV. A great mix of rockabilly and the blues.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Louisiana. The entire purpose of this is to remove the 2nd majority black district. 1/3 of Louisiana residents are black, and La leaders don’t want them to have equal representation.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I can agree with that. The time to start washing and cleaning the wound and a now.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s probably true, but demeaning malting them won’t help get their vote. If you want to win and get rid of the facist in the White House, you need their vote.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re running towards Republicans because they’re telling them what they want to hear. We can move slightly to the center and get their votes. We can’t win an election without the male aged 18-30 vote.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand wanting to hurt the voters who elected these MAGA facist. However you can’t win a national election without the male aged 18-30 vote. I want to win, and use that power to dismantle the facist power grab of MAGA.
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Democrats need to address this. 10,000,000 young men no longer looking for work, or companionship. We lost the young male minority vote in 2024, we must do better and provide an answer to the toxic masculinity online space.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
We need positive non-toxic online space. Travis and Jason Kelce are a great example of this. Lead these young men away from toxic space.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats need to address this. 10,000,000 young men no longer looking for work, or companionship. We lost the young male minority vote in 2024, we must do better and provide an answer to the toxic masculinity online space.
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This is the most accurate military simulation ever.
Circle of Love (@lovecircle.bsky.social) reposted
Vive la résistance!
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Wave the 🇺🇸 flag, burn the MAGA flag.
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Yes. I’ve eaten twice at Cracker Barrel and it’s the most un-memorable food ever.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of my favorite insults: You have two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for 3rd place. I bet your parents change the topic when they’re asked about you. You’re not the stupidest person in the world, but you'd better hope that person doesn’t die. You’re about as sharp as a marble.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I was kinda meh on most of the game. Destroying stuff was very fun, but the platforming wasn’t as good as Mario Odyssey or Astro Bot. Also it was a bit too long, could’ve been about 25% shorter. The final boss sequence was a 10/10 for me.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
I finished up DK Banaza last night. It was a good, fun game, and the ending sequence was incredible. That being said, I found it overstayed its welcome a bit and could've been 25% shorter. Also, it's definitely not as good a platformer as Mario Odyssey or Astro Bot.
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This giant META data center being built in north Louisiana will force many people from their homes, and raise the cost of living so high that many will be forced to move. Sadly, these voters are brainwashed and will continue to vote for Republicans who keep screwing them over.
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Happy Thursday. I’m struggling with deadlines and motivation 😭😭
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Need Confession: I only got into Warhammer 40K once it became mainstream.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve done maybe 5 pull ups in my entire life. Which according to this video is still 5 more than lil’ Petty McDrunktext has.
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My cat chose violence this morning. Screaming at 3:00 AM, bouncing off the walls, knocking over his water bowl making a massive mess
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I saw the most beautiful orange dragonfly on my green onions this morning. They ❤️
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I could never beat the final boss. I could get to his final form but always got wiped out.
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I hurt my back at the gym this morning. I wasn't ego lifting or anything; I just picked up a dumbbell the wrong way. It's time to take it easy this weekend, rest, and use lots of Biofreeze.
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Gavin Newsom understands the assignment.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
When my dad played FF7 he lost the first submarine battle. What I learned is that if you lose that battle, you get the red submarine.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I would eat that entire box, no regrets.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
I’m on season 3 of Scrubs and Dr. Cox is the most lovable-asshole ever.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Go introduce yourself, say hi.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
Theo Vaughn’s podcast is so dull. I listened to two or three episodes, and they bored me to tears.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
Moneytalks? In this is economy?
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If you see this, post a knight.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Last month, my wife mentioned that a guy who delivered something to her office was cute. I’ve also mentioned to her that one of my gym friends was very cute. We can be honest with each other because we know we’re going to sleep in the same bed at night, so there is no jealousy or anxiety.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
Everyone is freaking out about Habeas Corpus, but Section 10 also forbade States from issuing Letters of Marque. Privateering is back on the menu, me boys!
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
I hate my stutter. I can’t understand why my 🧠 and mouth can’t work together. It’s embarrassing that I can’t even introduce myself to a room of people without taking 10 seconds to say my name. I genuinely wish I could change that about myself. I’ve tried classes and therapy, but nothing’s worked.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I made a terrible mistake. I purchased DK Bananza that same day KoTH came back. KoTH is my favorite animated show of all time, so I’ll have to binge it before I start DK.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Voters like you are why we lost in 2024. Do you want to win in 2026 and 2028, or do you want to feel good about yourself and judge others. Personally I want to win.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to win on 2026 and 2028. I want to see Trump bankrupted and in jail. Harping on stiff like this is red meat for right wing podcasters and news to make us look unfocused.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, she’s a registered Republican, but I’ve never seen or heard her openly promote or stump for candidates like other celebs like Kid Rock, Clint Eastwood, etc. Yes, the script could’ve been better, but I think in the context of the commercial, it made sense and was anodyne.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
The Sydney Sweeney fiasco is modern liberalism at its worst. An attractive woman is acting in a commercial about selling jeans, yet we’re somehow accusing her of eugenics and being a racist. I say this as a very liberal, never-Trump voter.
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If you see this post a redhead.
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Being an adult is great!
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I have Hack Squats and Bulgarian Split squats on my workout for tomorrow morning. Starting the week with leg day is never fun.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Adults should be free to watch porn as they see fit; much like smoking or drinking alcohol. We can’t apply our personal values to others. I support better safeguards to keep children under 18 from accessing it. Porn can lead to very unhealthy views of sex.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
This guy is about to get his own South Park episode.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I know this is just AI slop, but the flag is hanging wrong. The stars should be on the right when being hung vertical
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
The strongest form of hate is “Christian Love”.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems should have listened better. People were ready for the lockdowns and social distancing to end, and were willing to take the risk. Dr. Fauci said in 2021 he was ready to see schools reopen for in person learning.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
The inner circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and union busters, and Hogan was both.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I highly recommend Legal Eagle on YouTube. Great channel for legal insights.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
South Park has more political courage than CBS, NBC, and ABC combined.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Like it or not Republicans have moved to the center on gay marriage, and marijuana. Democrats can win big moving to the center on guns, continue fighting for better health care, and admitted they went too far for too long on alot of the Covid lockdowns.
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One thing I love about South Park is their willingness to go after anyone. 2 years ago, they upset many people on the left by satirizing Prince Harry and Megan Markle. Today, they’ve upset MAGA by putting Trump in bed with Satan.
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I love being married to my best friend. I’m out of town at a conference and we’re exchanging romantic Disney GIFs with each other. ❤️
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Already did. 😂 😭
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
Why did I wait so long to watch Scrubs. This show is amazing, hilarious and at times quite poignant.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
That’ll cure obesity 🙃 There only about an 8% difference between sugar and high fructose corn syrup. Your body processes them both the same way. Excess sugar in any form will be unhealthy.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Every accusation is a confession
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
If you see this, post a character with white hair!
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s out here living her best life and looking amazing.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon you love.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
A all pro-NFL player came into the Radio Shack I worked at. I didn’t recognize them and I asked for their ID when they used their credit card.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
He did it, crazy son of bitch he did it.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
Samus absolutely laying waste to Mother Brain with the Hyper Beam. The music, scene play everything just epic!
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
Guys on TikTok are hating on Jennifer Love Hewit. I don’t care what they say she’s still sexy as hell.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
I make a good point every now and then.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
When the worst people in the world make a good point.
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social)
If you see this, quote this post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
AndyB (@andyb1009.bsky.social) reply parent
Further proof of Trump’s cognitive decline
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Drop some monsters.
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Dozens of Israeli teenagers in Tel Aviv burned their draft orders, refusing to serve in the military in protest against the war on Gaza.