Andy
@andymb.bsky.social
šBath, UK š³ļøāš he/him Web dev, WordPress, internet security, web perf Hosting websites since 1995. MBCS Sing bass, brew, cook Gay with husband & two sons. If kindness is woke, Iām woke. If I follow you itās because you said something interesting.
created September 10, 2024
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Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Reminder that fascism demands such flattening and homogenization of humanity itself that it kills off one indigenous language every 40 days, to the point that at this rate 90% of ALL languages will disappear by 2125, should there even be any people left to speak to speak of by then
Dreamliner Again (@entirelyharmless.bsky.social) reposted
If Olympians were representative of the wider population, ~400 trans athletes should have competed in the Olympics. There have been just two. TWO.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeh Iāve got into the mentality of āfour hours downā so I donāt fret.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
*most
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasnāt the post fun sleep break to be honest lol
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I folded the washing and tidied the kitchen
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Officially I take Fridays off but thatās mainly as I donāt have enough work
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeh Iām up sorting washing and tidying the kitchen now before I go back to bed properly.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I seem to love naps all the time š How long do you nap when you do?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeh. Thatās what made me wonder rather than worry. Itās not very sociable if youāre the only one doing it, but many nights Iām alone.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
3+ hours, looking at my last posts lol
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe enforcing it as short would help. Lay down with my audiobook and think I slept solidly for 4 hours.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)
Anyone sleep in two phases? I keep sleeping all evening then waking up and Iām wondering whether to try and get out of it or embrace it.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Sat in hot liquid they keep on cooking. If itās bubbling you can probably turn the heat off when you drop the eggs in.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)
So in space terms the control room moved a tiny bit right. Thatās the announcement?
Clo Lilas š©·, QuĆ©bec pingouinšŗš³ š“āā ļøšØš¦ (@claudinelippe.bsky.social) reposted
Yet less than 1 per cent of autism research has focused on older autistic people.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
It all feels like a resurgence of the British attitudes I hated as a kid. Things seemed to have got so much better for a while. Then took barely a moment to go back 40+ years.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Broadened my mind at a good age at least. We did live in a semi segregated way in areas without much in the way of history, so no big cultural experiences to share unfortunately.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
How about his knees?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Formative views of the English abroad, inequality & prejudice.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
It was though you tend to take things in your stride as kids, donāt you? Odd memories. Three fingered kitkats. No street names often, so invitations to friendsā birthdays always came with a hand drawn map. Flying thousands of miles alone at 13.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of the places were just tents 20 years previously so no grand palaces like southern Spain and North Africa.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was 7 we lived a year in Qatar. No mains water in our flat in the capital: it was delivered to the roof by tanker. Apparently my Arabic was pretty good. I can hardly remember one or two words now.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting but to a great extent we lived in bubbles of expats. So long ago now. My first shawarma was there. I donāt think Dubai had a building over 5 or 6 floors high. Iād hate to go back now.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty much
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah. That explains why a time zone wasnāt mentioned then.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)
What was meant to happen at 2pm and did it?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Gods the prose is a bit rambling isnāt it?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh good
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh. Right reasoning but wrong result.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Shouldāve used better duct tape
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)
Ten weeks on. One day this might be my petition to exempt the Progress Pride flag from planning permission.
Gerry Anderson (@gerryanderson.bsky.social) reposted
Break out the Mysteronised champagne! Francis Matthews, the voice of Captain Scarlet in Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's 1967 Supermarionation series, was born on this day in 1927! Were you ever lucky enough to meet him?
Dreamliner Again (@entirelyharmless.bsky.social) reposted
The UK finally has a political party whose leader can clearly articulate, in a few short sentences, that trans rights matter and are non-negotiable. Well done to @zackpolanski.bsky.social, who can hopefully claw back some airtime from the bloviated arsehole who runs the other party with four MPs š
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I got on quite well in lockdown
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I quite enjoyed it. A light frivolous couple of hours. I think any time you reduce a 13 hour book to a 2 hour dramatisation you have to make some changes to plaster over the cuts. Havenāt read it yet, so I donāt know what was changed. Those two accents are off, but forgivable.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Boo
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The ratchet, if itās a ratchet, looks shaped to hold the device open rather than closed so Iām guessing itās an early speculum.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Even so, there _are_ measurers for medical use
š¦š¤ The Right Dishonourable Jennie says š¦TRANS RIGHTS NOWš¦ š¶ļøš³ļøāš (@rigg.lgbt) reposted
Re this, as @andymb.bsky.social says in the comments, these are available. It's worth 8 quid to see the reaction of gammons to these IME
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too. Itās the only poppy Iāll wear.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Some kind of speculum?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
That should take a day or so
Quentin Fisher (@qjf65.bsky.social) reposted
Come on - which one of you organised it?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
They shouldnāt expect an interactive medium to be like a broadcast medium š¤·š»āāļø
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps a large show of these is in order? www.poppyshop.org.uk/products/pri...
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
We donāt get zoomies here. I think she feels it would undermine her general disdain.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
And some of them canāt even get that right.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
And you should see the size of his feet
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
The joy of letting it ring out during dinner with no caller id or message taking.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
The world went into decline when you could take a telephone away from an uncomfortable seat in a cold draughty hallway.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Quite. Iām sure he has people for that.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose we could rename the āmagic crossā to āst Georgeās crossā
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I spent many extended school holidays in the Middle East
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I really didnāt need that
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
It was more a reference to my missing teeth lol
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I need you to reprogram me. The end of summer always brings me down.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Now you tell me
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)
Gary Indiana Oh
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh. Full Jenny Joseph.
Susie Dent (@susiedent.com) reposted
An āultracrepidarianā (19th century) is one who loves to give their opinion, at length, on matters they know nothing about.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
And if they are happy your plot must fall back on āBury Your Gaysā to rebalance things.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I have. Red suede DMs. Iāve always imagined Iād be Nanny Ogg when Iām old too.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
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What more could one hope for?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately theyāre small so Iāll look silly but will still be able to see and hear everything.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
And I can upend one on my head when we get the attack warning
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Weāve a couple of little metal buckets
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Things improved. Everything was getting more liberal.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I shouldāve followed my instinct to emigrate as a kid.
CCShoreditch (@ccshoreditch.bsky.social) reposted
Right šš
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
The waiter?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, Iāve had a few rusty engineers in that case.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāve a sporren a bit like that
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Cold in sandwiches or with a baked potato.
Pemberley Intern (@hallie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
One time my family went on a whirlwind trip in Ireland, Wales, Scotland, and England, and our biggest takeaway was that no one outside of London liked the English.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Having grown up with it, haslet is haslet in my mind. Just donāt tie the word meatloaf to it.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohhhhhhhh
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās often me if thatās any comfort
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Can I butt In with a slice of haslet?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I only recently discovered that berk is rhyming slang
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Brownies
SEEN Police Official Open Public Network (@seenpoliceuk.bsky.social) reposted
Weāre going to ask the Charities Commission to remove the charity registration of āsex mattersā. We feel āsex mattersā insane levels of radicalism is now so stark and irrefutable. If the Commission refuse to deregister, we go straight to judicial review. We have excellent standing.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām a hopeless whistler. Urban myth says it means youāre queer š¤·š»āāļø
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām reminded of when my youngest sister mispronounced it as fucksia
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Good! š
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What a cold, shallow, desiccated twat
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
What a twat
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. Didnāt feel like 1976 did, but maybe very different peaks and variance.
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he didnāt clear away the dirty glasses?
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I almost mistakenly tried to take off a blokeās angora sweater once
Tom Shakespeare (@tomshakespeare.bsky.social) reposted
I like spoon theory, how a person with fatigue has only a limited number of spoons, and has to decide which activities to spend them on. They have a limit beyond which they cannot go. [1/x]
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Itād have to be casual thing
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Good grief
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Nose diving brontosaurus
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Silly is always good
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Cris is right
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
I got soaked just trying to get to the shed
Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent
Jam: 400g figs, quartered Zest of a lemon, juice of two Cooking apple, peeled, cored, chopped 125ml apple juice 125ml pomegranate juice Low heat until fruit is soft Add 400g sugar and dissolve Do standard jam boiling. When almost at setting point add 2tbsp pomegranate molasses.