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Andy

@andymb.bsky.social

šŸ“Bath, UK šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ he/him Web dev, WordPress, internet security, web perf Hosting websites since 1995. MBCS Sing bass, brew, cook Gay with husband & two sons. If kindness is woke, I’m woke. If I follow you it’s because you said something interesting.

created September 10, 2024

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Profile picture Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Reminder that fascism demands such flattening and homogenization of humanity itself that it kills off one indigenous language every 40 days, to the point that at this rate 90% of ALL languages will disappear by 2125, should there even be any people left to speak to speak of by then

21/8/2025, 3:54:00 PM | 30 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dreamliner Again (@entirelyharmless.bsky.social) reposted

If Olympians were representative of the wider population, ~400 trans athletes should have competed in the Olympics. There have been just two. TWO.

3/9/2025, 2:03:33 AM | 39 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeh I’ve got into the mentality of ā€œfour hours downā€ so I don’t fret.

3/9/2025, 1:58:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

*most

3/9/2025, 1:57:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn’t the post fun sleep break to be honest lol

3/9/2025, 1:57:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I folded the washing and tidied the kitchen

3/9/2025, 1:25:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Officially I take Fridays off but that’s mainly as I don’t have enough work

2/9/2025, 11:49:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeh I’m up sorting washing and tidying the kitchen now before I go back to bed properly.

2/9/2025, 11:20:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I seem to love naps all the time šŸ˜‚ How long do you nap when you do?

2/9/2025, 11:11:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeh. That’s what made me wonder rather than worry. It’s not very sociable if you’re the only one doing it, but many nights I’m alone.

2/9/2025, 11:09:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

3+ hours, looking at my last posts lol

2/9/2025, 10:56:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe enforcing it as short would help. Lay down with my audiobook and think I slept solidly for 4 hours.

2/9/2025, 10:56:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)

Anyone sleep in two phases? I keep sleeping all evening then waking up and I’m wondering whether to try and get out of it or embrace it.

2/9/2025, 10:51:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Sat in hot liquid they keep on cooking. If it’s bubbling you can probably turn the heat off when you drop the eggs in.

2/9/2025, 10:31:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)

So in space terms the control room moved a tiny bit right. That’s the announcement?

2/9/2025, 7:20:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clo Lilas 🩷, QuĆ©bec pingouinšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡³ šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ (@claudinelippe.bsky.social) reposted

Yet less than 1 per cent of autism research has focused on older autistic people.

2/9/2025, 12:16:19 PM | 6 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

It all feels like a resurgence of the British attitudes I hated as a kid. Things seemed to have got so much better for a while. Then took barely a moment to go back 40+ years.

2/9/2025, 6:50:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. Broadened my mind at a good age at least. We did live in a semi segregated way in areas without much in the way of history, so no big cultural experiences to share unfortunately.

2/9/2025, 6:42:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

How about his knees?

2/9/2025, 6:37:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Formative views of the English abroad, inequality & prejudice.

2/9/2025, 6:34:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

It was though you tend to take things in your stride as kids, don’t you? Odd memories. Three fingered kitkats. No street names often, so invitations to friends’ birthdays always came with a hand drawn map. Flying thousands of miles alone at 13.

2/9/2025, 6:29:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of the places were just tents 20 years previously so no grand palaces like southern Spain and North Africa.

2/9/2025, 6:26:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was 7 we lived a year in Qatar. No mains water in our flat in the capital: it was delivered to the roof by tanker. Apparently my Arabic was pretty good. I can hardly remember one or two words now.

2/9/2025, 6:11:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting but to a great extent we lived in bubbles of expats. So long ago now. My first shawarma was there. I don’t think Dubai had a building over 5 or 6 floors high. I’d hate to go back now.

2/9/2025, 6:09:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty much

2/9/2025, 5:52:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah. That explains why a time zone wasn’t mentioned then.

2/9/2025, 5:50:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)

What was meant to happen at 2pm and did it?

2/9/2025, 5:49:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Gods the prose is a bit rambling isn’t it?

2/9/2025, 5:45:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh good

2/9/2025, 3:57:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahh. Right reasoning but wrong result.

2/9/2025, 3:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Should’ve used better duct tape

2/9/2025, 12:29:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)

Ten weeks on. One day this might be my petition to exempt the Progress Pride flag from planning permission.

Slow petition approval
2/9/2025, 11:54:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gerry Anderson (@gerryanderson.bsky.social) reposted

Break out the Mysteronised champagne! Francis Matthews, the voice of Captain Scarlet in Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's 1967 Supermarionation series, was born on this day in 1927! Were you ever lucky enough to meet him?

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2/9/2025, 11:44:40 AM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dreamliner Again (@entirelyharmless.bsky.social) reposted

The UK finally has a political party whose leader can clearly articulate, in a few short sentences, that trans rights matter and are non-negotiable. Well done to @zackpolanski.bsky.social, who can hopefully claw back some airtime from the bloviated arsehole who runs the other party with four MPs šŸ™ƒ

2/9/2025, 10:17:44 AM | 51 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I got on quite well in lockdown

2/9/2025, 10:07:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I quite enjoyed it. A light frivolous couple of hours. I think any time you reduce a 13 hour book to a 2 hour dramatisation you have to make some changes to plaster over the cuts. Haven’t read it yet, so I don’t know what was changed. Those two accents are off, but forgivable.

2/9/2025, 10:06:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Boo

2/9/2025, 9:50:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

The ratchet, if it’s a ratchet, looks shaped to hold the device open rather than closed so I’m guessing it’s an early speculum.

2/9/2025, 9:31:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Even so, there _are_ measurers for medical use

2/9/2025, 9:22:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture šŸ¦‡šŸ¤˜ The Right Dishonourable Jennie says šŸ¦€TRANS RIGHTS NOWšŸ¦€ šŸ”¶ļøšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ (@rigg.lgbt) reposted

Re this, as @andymb.bsky.social says in the comments, these are available. It's worth 8 quid to see the reaction of gammons to these IME

2/9/2025, 9:15:08 AM | 20 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too. It’s the only poppy I’ll wear.

2/9/2025, 9:12:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Some kind of speculum?

2/9/2025, 9:07:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

That should take a day or so

2/9/2025, 9:01:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Quentin Fisher (@qjf65.bsky.social) reposted

Come on - which one of you organised it?

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1/9/2025, 6:23:01 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

They shouldn’t expect an interactive medium to be like a broadcast medium šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

2/9/2025, 8:52:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps a large show of these is in order? www.poppyshop.org.uk/products/pri...

2/9/2025, 8:50:03 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

We don’t get zoomies here. I think she feels it would undermine her general disdain.

2/9/2025, 8:38:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

And some of them can’t even get that right.

2/9/2025, 8:35:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

And you should see the size of his feet

2/9/2025, 8:13:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

The joy of letting it ring out during dinner with no caller id or message taking.

2/9/2025, 8:11:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

The world went into decline when you could take a telephone away from an uncomfortable seat in a cold draughty hallway.

2/9/2025, 8:08:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Quite. I’m sure he has people for that.

2/9/2025, 8:04:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose we could rename the ā€œmagic crossā€ to ā€œst George’s crossā€

2/9/2025, 8:03:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I spent many extended school holidays in the Middle East

2/9/2025, 8:00:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I really didn’t need that

2/9/2025, 7:58:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

It was more a reference to my missing teeth lol

2/9/2025, 7:50:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I need you to reprogram me. The end of summer always brings me down.

2/9/2025, 7:48:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Now you tell me

2/9/2025, 7:43:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social)

Gary Indiana Oh

2/9/2025, 7:39:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh. Full Jenny Joseph.

2/9/2025, 7:34:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Susie Dent (@susiedent.com) reposted

An ā€˜ultracrepidarian’ (19th century) is one who loves to give their opinion, at length, on matters they know nothing about.

2/9/2025, 7:31:48 AM | 2604 557 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

And if they are happy your plot must fall back on ā€œBury Your Gaysā€ to rebalance things.

2/9/2025, 7:31:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I have. Red suede DMs. I’ve always imagined I’d be Nanny Ogg when I’m old too.

2/9/2025, 7:28:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸ˜‚

2/9/2025, 7:27:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

What more could one hope for?

1/9/2025, 9:39:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately they’re small so I’ll look silly but will still be able to see and hear everything.

1/9/2025, 9:37:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

And I can upend one on my head when we get the attack warning

1/9/2025, 9:31:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve a couple of little metal buckets

1/9/2025, 9:29:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Things improved. Everything was getting more liberal.

1/9/2025, 9:22:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I should’ve followed my instinct to emigrate as a kid.

1/9/2025, 9:20:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CCShoreditch (@ccshoreditch.bsky.social) reposted

Right šŸ’šŸ˜‚

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1/9/2025, 6:22:32 PM | 112 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

The waiter?

1/9/2025, 9:06:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, I’ve had a few rusty engineers in that case.

1/9/2025, 9:04:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve a sporren a bit like that

1/9/2025, 9:03:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Cold in sandwiches or with a baked potato.

1/9/2025, 8:54:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pemberley Intern (@hallie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

One time my family went on a whirlwind trip in Ireland, Wales, Scotland, and England, and our biggest takeaway was that no one outside of London liked the English.

1/9/2025, 6:50:28 PM | 54 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Having grown up with it, haslet is haslet in my mind. Just don’t tie the word meatloaf to it.

1/9/2025, 8:48:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhhhhhh

1/9/2025, 8:44:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s often me if that’s any comfort

1/9/2025, 8:43:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ¤”

1/9/2025, 8:37:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I butt In with a slice of haslet?

1/9/2025, 8:21:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I only recently discovered that berk is rhyming slang

1/9/2025, 5:21:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Brownies

1/9/2025, 5:19:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SEEN Police Official Open Public Network (@seenpoliceuk.bsky.social) reposted

We’re going to ask the Charities Commission to remove the charity registration of ā€˜sex matters’. We feel ā€˜sex matters’ insane levels of radicalism is now so stark and irrefutable. If the Commission refuse to deregister, we go straight to judicial review. We have excellent standing.

30/8/2025, 6:58:44 AM | 194 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a hopeless whistler. Urban myth says it means you’re queer šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

1/9/2025, 4:45:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m reminded of when my youngest sister mispronounced it as fucksia

1/9/2025, 4:29:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good! 😊

1/9/2025, 4:23:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cold, shallow, desiccated twat

1/9/2025, 4:16:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

What a twat

1/9/2025, 4:12:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. Didn’t feel like 1976 did, but maybe very different peaks and variance.

1/9/2025, 3:32:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because he didn’t clear away the dirty glasses?

1/9/2025, 3:31:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

I almost mistakenly tried to take off a bloke’s angora sweater once

1/9/2025, 3:12:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Shakespeare (@tomshakespeare.bsky.social) reposted

I like spoon theory, how a person with fatigue has only a limited number of spoons, and has to decide which activities to spend them on. They have a limit beyond which they cannot go. [1/x]

1/9/2025, 2:47:49 PM | 59 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

It’d have to be casual thing

1/9/2025, 3:08:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Good grief

1/9/2025, 9:50:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Nose diving brontosaurus

31/8/2025, 5:43:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Silly is always good

31/8/2025, 5:08:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Cris is right

31/8/2025, 5:07:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got soaked just trying to get to the shed

31/8/2025, 4:33:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andymb.bsky.social) reply parent

Jam: 400g figs, quartered Zest of a lemon, juice of two Cooking apple, peeled, cored, chopped 125ml apple juice 125ml pomegranate juice Low heat until fruit is soft Add 400g sugar and dissolve Do standard jam boiling. When almost at setting point add 2tbsp pomegranate molasses.

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