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Jeremy

@ansur9x.bsky.social

Vell, he's just zis guy, you know? Chocolate hummus enthusiast.

created January 12, 2025

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Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Is she implying that the rapist felon in the White House might be a pedophile, just because his best friend that he spent decades with and sent tons of wire transfers to and rode on the plane to Epstein's island with, was running the pedophile business?

3/9/2025, 3:46:31 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

"Dr. Zoidberg's research proved that vaccines cause bone-itis." -RFK probably

3/9/2025, 3:34:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd absolutely eat a couple servings of that.

3/9/2025, 3:26:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll be too busy celebrating. Probably off social media for a couple of days.

2/9/2025, 11:36:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Brent does, duh.

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2/9/2025, 11:33:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, that's the rule based on if the trousers are pleated or not.

2/9/2025, 11:26:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

We weren't "pushing claims." We were just hoping.

31/8/2025, 10:39:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted

New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.

31/8/2025, 2:53:33 AM | 15969 4944 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I enjoy comedy in any form that doesn't involve me going downtown at night. I'll go buy it.

30/8/2025, 11:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social)

Does anyone really think lower middle class will be able to afford to retire after this administration??

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30/8/2025, 3:43:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, probably just imitating Putin again.

30/8/2025, 2:04:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody changed his diaper for too long and he became the first ever death from Super Diaper Rash.

30/8/2025, 5:08:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF?

29/8/2025, 11:41:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

...huh?

29/8/2025, 11:32:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

They won't get bailouts and a big corporation will get ownership of the farms. Then the corps will pull the strings on the pedophile puppet and he'll announce the tariffs did their job and end them.

29/8/2025, 10:25:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember searching for that first dose. I set my location to the predominantly Republican area of Colorado Springs and got an available slot right away. It was an hour drive, but none were available in the Denver area. So this is what I expected when the idiots got control.

29/8/2025, 10:22:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:18:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:36:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I went once. The thing I liked was the hash brown with green chilies and cheese on it. I make them at home sometimes.

27/8/2025, 2:34:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm happy enough with Wicked. Hard pass on this disaster.

27/8/2025, 2:16:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:12:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

That's how Gestalt psychology works. That and the concept of reflected self-appraisal is most of human development. People have to learn it to try and work past their own instincts.

26/8/2025, 10:16:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

This is one of the few obituaries I will frame when we get it.

25/8/2025, 8:24:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

$ > morals

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25/8/2025, 2:04:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Google beer battered fries

25/8/2025, 2:22:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:47:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure he appointed a lot of loyal pedophiles that he knew would help cover for him.

25/8/2025, 1:06:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't WANT to stand against him. They are 100% loyal to that pedophile. They were not chosen for any pretense they are qualified. They were chosen because they are willing to lie for him.

24/8/2025, 12:08:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

What color are the people who think they'll do fine in the new Nazi regime?

24/8/2025, 11:38:34 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Will I be able to buy a shot for myself in the US?

24/8/2025, 11:36:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Last time at the theater we needed earplugs. We could hear everything perfectly fine with the foam earplugs in. The decibel level of a lot of theaters is at eardrum damaging levels.

24/8/2025, 11:34:51 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

And more time spent on fucking couches?

24/8/2025, 11:20:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't replace Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves and expect people to like it. The few people I know that watched the Road House remake say that also sucked.

24/8/2025, 4:44:45 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Dictators hate this one simple trick...

24/8/2025, 4:14:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 4:09:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

How do? Pretty sure she cashed out early on.

23/8/2025, 4:04:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she specify which President? She might not be talking about Pedophile Donald Trump the Rapist Felon.

23/8/2025, 4:03:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw it twice in the theater and preordered the Blu-ray. Fun movie.

23/8/2025, 4:00:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

But nothing actually did happen. Desatan can ignore the order because the Pedophile Pres will not let any federal agency enforce it.

22/8/2025, 12:24:49 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

This administration ignores court orders. They'll just shop around for another judge while never complying with any order they don't like. Eventually they can push it to the Supreme Court of Corruption for the verdict they want.

22/8/2025, 12:18:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social)

He's just his mom with orange makeup

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22/8/2025, 3:32:35 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Yacht Club Bar, 3701 N WILLIAMS ST DENVER, CO 80205.

21/8/2025, 5:53:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

He won't be missed

21/8/2025, 4:44:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

The strategy of rearranging the store so many times even the employees don't know where things are didn't lead to better sales? Has he tried getting involved in politics so half the country boycotts the stores? Oh?

20/8/2025, 8:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Even if you have a publisher, you still have to do that as an unknown author.

19/8/2025, 9:01:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

The Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History & Culture is in DC. He probably wants them to change the exhibits to be more pro-slavery.

19/8/2025, 8:46:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Did it take this long to replace Trump's name thousands of times with his political enemies?

19/8/2025, 11:27:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

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19/8/2025, 3:59:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

She's just doing a job most Americans don't want.

18/8/2025, 3:05:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Or they're both jumping

18/8/2025, 3:03:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not because they're scared to act. They fully support this pedophile and what he is doing to become a dictator. They are loyal to this rapist and want this.

18/8/2025, 11:19:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Or the audiobook preview that is the dedication and note from the author without including any part of chapter one.

16/8/2025, 12:18:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

According to reports it was a Subway sandwich, so bad judgement all around. Having to actually eat a Subway sandwich should be sufficient punishment, though.

15/8/2025, 2:01:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

That looks like a slushy. I might have to try that.

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14/8/2025, 2:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

After going outside for 5 minutes

14/8/2025, 1:16:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

The only part of that I understood was "beat saber." Fun game.

14/8/2025, 1:08:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

They've been supporting pedophiles for a while.

12/8/2025, 11:29:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Storm, ever since I started with Classic X-Men in the 80s

12/8/2025, 11:08:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Underappreciated? He is loved.

12/8/2025, 1:07:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

The beginning of the end. "Hey, babe. Can I use your fame to get people to check out my podcast?"

12/8/2025, 1:06:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Pedotator? Dictarapist? How many new words do we need for someone as vile as Trump?

11/8/2025, 11:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole story from real news people should be about her refusal to answer questions or address any real issue.

11/8/2025, 12:26:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas loves school shootings and pedophiles. The Republican party line.

11/8/2025, 12:20:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

We should help the FBI. The missing democrats were last seen entering a Red Rooster at 130 Canning Hwy, South Perth WA 6151.

10/8/2025, 11:02:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

In my opinion, the best Star Wars movie since the original trilogy. Very well done.

10/8/2025, 3:20:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

From the preview it looked like it was written by a chatbot.

7/8/2025, 1:05:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

So everyone who needs student loan forgiveness join ICE and really mess it up from the inside.

7/8/2025, 12:35:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Hannibal Lecter only ate people in his personal time. You can't discriminate against hiring him as a forensic psychiatrist based on his activities outside of work.

7/8/2025, 12:04:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Just because some social media platform said so? And you believe them??

5/8/2025, 11:34:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Will there be consequences? He's been breaking laws left and right, wiping his ass with the constitution, and there haven't been any consequences.

4/8/2025, 9:09:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you seen Airplane?

4/8/2025, 2:28:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

What would actually happen? MAGA already doesn't care that he's a pedophile. The rest will just look at how long it took to hit the news and say it was altered. They're a cult. Truth doesn't matter.

2/8/2025, 12:36:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, people were deliberately getting laid off to own the reps. Nothing to do with Musk and his orange idiot buddy putting hundreds of thousands out of work themselves and 🍊 💩 playing Trade Wars on his phone.

2/8/2025, 12:32:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I still call her Faith. She's awesome.

2/8/2025, 12:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I care about whether or not I get hit by a car. Caring doesn't mean they want you to actually have any privacy. When they say "We value your privacy," they do have an actual dollar figure of the value.

2/8/2025, 12:17:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Art of the Deal With a Pedophile

1/8/2025, 7:55:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thinking of Brent Leroy at The Ruby today. @brentbutt.bsky.social Do they celebrate this in Canada?

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31/7/2025, 3:06:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Do the wealthy people realize they are on the same planet? Even if nobody murders them for being total prats, they'll still die from this with the rest of us.

30/7/2025, 12:59:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you actually remember the day you were born, or do you just believe what people told you? Any day MIGHT be your birthday if there is a conspiracy to keep you from eating cake on a specific day of the year. Don't let them get away with it. Eat cake everyday just in case!

30/7/2025, 12:52:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 12:49:06 PM | 51 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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They didn't ask why. #ResidentAlien

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27/7/2025, 6:08:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

The lawsuit will need to define "tiny" and get exact measurements to verify if it is true or false.

27/7/2025, 5:26:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, Fox. Trump's a pedophile. Fox settled for $287mil for lying about that same election. Reminds me of their defense in court is that "no reasonable viewer" actually believes their lying hosts a few years before that. www.npr.org/2020/09/29/9...

20/7/2025, 4:55:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Reposting. Cancelled. Good timing. Ends in a few days.

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19/7/2025, 12:41:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

When will this be on Blu-ray? That will save me some money, 😆

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18/7/2025, 3:37:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, I was worried his son unfriended him from their porn sharing. Who knows what he'd watch if they didn't monitor each other. It's so weird that none of that is from The Onion but from him actually saying it.

17/7/2025, 5:57:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back in my day we did it for pizza.

17/7/2025, 4:46:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

It probably ate those potato chips with Olestra.

17/7/2025, 3:03:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Made me think of Betty.

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16/7/2025, 7:06:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 6:59:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Congress and the courts are not prevented from doing anything. They are simply complicit. The Senate votes 50-50 and chouch-molester casts the deciding vote. If ANY member of the GOP was actually against what is happening, they could prevent it. They are not.

16/7/2025, 11:47:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going to see Superman again this weekend. You're on your own for the other two.

15/7/2025, 11:04:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, America voted against the American dream. Are they supposed to whitewash the current American nightmare?

15/7/2025, 2:51:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

The estimated number of unauthorized immigrants living in the United States is around 10.5 to 12 million, according to the Brookings Institution and other sources. Most of them are good people and should be made citizens. The Redcaps hate them because they are "other" and they need someone to hate.

14/7/2025, 8:31:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew my main tank in World of Warcraft for about a year before I found out he was a woman. She played as a male so everyone would only judge by the way she played. Very few people ever found out. Just claimed to not have a microphone.

13/7/2025, 8:23:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

They pay tens of thousands of dollars to hand in reports they got a computer algorithm to write for them. They're graduating without learning. Now companies get to hire kids with degrees who never learned to study, write, or think.

13/7/2025, 12:02:35 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they stop when the court ordered it?

13/7/2025, 11:54:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Superman was always political because he dealt with the world. None of those characters had to be based on anyone in real life; we just have comic book villains in the real world. Great movie. Will watch again.

13/7/2025, 11:52:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

Have your tried NOT having a Vanilla Ice haircut 35 years after it was cool for a week?

13/7/2025, 11:49:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@ansur9x.bsky.social) reply parent

That was my first thought, but then I figured at this point, why not?

13/7/2025, 12:20:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view