Christmas Eve in September
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Christmas Eve in September
Tomorrow im getting a combination Chainsaw Man Tuesday and a Trump cancer announcement, im gonna die of happiness
trumps going to announce he has cancer tomorrow
I moved to a small town in Texas. And it was *worth it*
Millie Bobby Brown is also the child who Drake was hitting on
RIGHT?!?!
Jenna Ortega is somehow only 22, i'd say her probably?
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Oh, so we've reached the "what the actual hell is going on in the palace?" stage of imperial decay.
i will fight against the egg prime directive at all costs. loudly and directly tell cis people they should try transing their gender at any opportunity and if 0.1% of them awaken, its worth it
literally none of these words are erroneously capitalized MAYBE "Until" but that's way closer to the start of a new sentence, whoever they got pretending to be him is really bad at this
mobility aids gave me freedom💙 . . #illust #illustration #disability #mobilityaid #art #ocsky #astrabeart #walker #cane
happy labor day
This is why I found it so funny the ivys and snob schools rolled over so fast and got double fucked for doing it. These are the same people getting duped putting 50 grand in a shoebox. Rich and priveleged Americans are the easiest people to scam and bully because they've never deal with it before.
I mean, whom amongst us hasn't bought a church for someone, developed a secret crush, attempted to commit a murder, then written a book about the experience.
gogurt will eventually release cookie dough in the same format. i just need to be patient. im waiting for godough
build a pair of skyscrapers and fly planes into them, for the people who weren't there to see it the first time
The more I think about it the most accurate depiction of a CEO is that Simpsons episode where Mr Burns laughs about crippling an Irishman as a child and can’t stop laughing even as he’s bathing or going to church
The Mario figure getting tossed in the Melee opening
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Watching my partner play Donkey Kong Bananza, my review is that it looks really fun but the Bananza Forms of Donkey Kong are borderline body horror
This image is going to be a biological weapon online
it's a good sign of character to apologise without doubling down and getting mad. I'm happy to take that
The menu at this Indo-Chinese restaurant that just opened has so many bizarre problems but this is my favorite.
We are LIVE with Pokémon Scarlet! Come hang out with your new Pokémon Champion 🔥 www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam
We're finally approaching the best part of most Pokemon games, the endgame!
if i ever become an architect for public spaces im gonna build waist-high structures in chunks of 1-3m width so that everyone knows on approach that a fight is imminent
it needs to be asserted at every opportunity that the catholic school shooting is the end result of detrans grifting and white supremacy
For some unknowable reason, I dont make a lot of eye contact, so I probably wouldnt notice...
Please dont
The DeSantis administration currently has at least seven Florida Highway Patrol troopers just on anti-chalk duty: Two watching from a Dunkin Donuts next door and five more parked in the lot right behind them.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
I'll krump with you, sweetie pie! 💙
An account dedicated to making fun of communists had to go protected mode after asking for help paying medical bills
One thing about never-Trump Republicans, during Trump II particularly: They understand that the world they knew is dead. They have no investment in either reviving the former GOP (because they understand it's impossible) or maintaining the pre-2016 Democratic Party (because it's not their party).
One thing Sensible Centrists refuse to acknowledge - and this was true during covid when people were also saying this stuff explicitly - is these people are eugnenicists who welcome a good plague to get rid of the old, botched, and bungled
Trump is truly the Kid Buu of the world right now
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
also it's important to keep in mind that him dying wouldn't stop anything bad from happening, because that would be good. and as we all know, good things are impossible. but him dying would be *funny*, and funny things are always possible at any time
samus (from 2023)
Facebook created and let users to create flirty AI chatbots using the names and likenesses of Scarlet Johansson, Taylor Swift, and other celebs without their permission A few were made by Meta employees.
On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
Considering i heard he got beat up for aggressively hitting on a child (15!), he's at the very least a pedophile
I am hearing now on his deathbed Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet
please @ me if it happens. please
here's rouge holding soul edge
do you ever think about how James Cameron has intentionally let actors almost drown on camera trying to get his Perfect Take more than once
lol
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
This gets weaponized outside of creative fields too! My partner works in healthcare. Despite handling the labor of 3 other employees, they barely ever saw a pay raise. At the same time, they felt that they couldn't just do the minimum work or outright quit, because then patients would be at risk.
when asked to ban discussion of microsoft products and games they said at that point they "might as well close the site". because people are very excited about outer worlds 2. coward shit.
"Then the wind blew and I had to reach for my hat, and-" "She thought you hat-tipped?!" "It was a faux-tip, Jerry! I would never tip genuinely!"
Our dog is doing physical therapy, and the photos they’re sending us make him look like a Far Side character.
isn't being a kennedy suppose to kill you, isn't that their whole deal is that they die
Seinfeld premise ass
I understand it's going to happen. My point is that you should say flatly that it's bad, not gloat about how these people deserve it
We can state that we are against all cuts!
This story is batshit and makes it pretty clear without outright saying it that Tesla deliberately lied to hide data showing its autopilot drove a car into a couple of people www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society
This isnt school, this is the life or death of innocent people. Maybe it'll happen anyway but we can at least not gloat about how they deserve it
You cant just say "close the rural hospitals because voters in the area want it". Trying to "punish" these people that way harms way too many innocents; the republicans arent getting 100% of the vote, and even if they did, there are children there who do not get a say!
"I will win the coin flip or die trying"
Junior varsiDy
Immediately after saying this i realized why he does it: bsky.app/profile/anya...
only so many words you can put in a headline but the whole response is loud and proud support for the trans community and worth reading
JD Vance still goes by JD instead of James because it helps him seem like a peer to the teenage boys he hangs out with on Discord
You are more than 40 years old and you are Vice President of the United States, you are just James Vance now whether you like it or not you fucking pussy
Any moment we might have a President who still goes by "J.D.". What an embarrassment. It's like having a President Timmy
As expected, Konami's attempt at AI commentary is ass. Dumb clankers can't even tell the difference between Magnamhut and BLS.
I'm sorry for causing a scene I can feel the frotbite I mean frot I mean frot I mean frot I mean frostbite setting in
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
This is erasure poetry
so many words when few will suffice
Yeah thats maybe the worst joke I've made on bluesky
Zone of Interest (2023)
Said it many times, people nationally do not understand that SF and LA are not progressive wastelands, they are conservative wastelands draped in nominally progressive social attitudes. Killing new housing of all sorts for decades anywhere and any way they can.
Real people have housing needs, we dont count
Watching the Pod Save guys slowly be driven insane by staring into the moral abyss of a party they helped create the modern version of has been an absolutely perfect sweet spot of schadenfreude for me.
all the most evil people in america are called stuff like "rep. torres (d-ny)" and all our moral authorities are called stuff like "adam from cumtown"
lotta people out there who been thinking "well the democrats will listen to my far more reasonable, scaled back, incremental ideas of how to move the ball forward on issues we care about" crashing on the rocks of the various electeds, consultants/strategists, etc going "don't fucking care" to them
I think everyone deserves food, water, shelter, healthcare, and safety. I think humanity has the ability to make this ideal a reality. The only alternative in the long run is societal destruction.
please don’t give up on transitioning no matter how hateful the world is, they need to know that we will never disappear like they want us to, we need to keep fighting. don’t feel shame in who you are, pursuing your happiness and becoming who you were always meant to be is something truly beautiful
Shouldn't that be easier? You've had practice
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
My opinion on what Trump voters deserve is simple: nationalized healthcare that's so fucking good they break down crying and apologizing
by definition, a rural hospital is needed by people who didn't vote to close it, even if 100% of voters did so, because children need to go to the hospital and cannot vote!
Also, by definition you know that a rural hospital is needed by people who didn't vote to close it, even if 100% of voters did so, because children need to go to the hospital and cannot vote!
Its a great game if you're willing to accept that its not a third Banjo game
The Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts truthers shall inherit the earth
Me playing Tears of the Kingdom: I could be playing Nuts & Bolts instead. 🤫
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
i need everyone to kill the "egg prime directive" ciscentrism nonsense immediately in a world where they are going to claim transness does not exist, thus condemning trans kids or anyone who may potentially be trans to nonexistence and death. more than ever one must be open about trans possibilities