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This truly made me lol. The only thing missing was buying a turnip and then the vendor turning the screen so you could just “answer a few questions”/tip them on buying a $17 turnip!?
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This truly made me lol. The only thing missing was buying a turnip and then the vendor turning the screen so you could just “answer a few questions”/tip them on buying a $17 turnip!?
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Goodness what % of dogs comply with a trim so beautifully? What a great and darling dog.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh dying you say? 😂
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
This from the man who fathered a kid with his housekeeper? That child hardly had a 2 parent experience.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Will there be a king after William runs the whole organization into the ground? I can’t help but feel William will be the last one the public can stomach. Once the generations that knew and loved QE2 are gone who will be left to truly love and want the monarchy?
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The costumes are dreadful for sure. Would be extremely unaware to perpetuate them. Just remembering Charles’ Burger King outfit makes me lol. And the notion God wants anyone to be king let alone William!? That does show self awareness on his part at least.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
lol I think William himself and his lazy attitude are pretty darn damaging. Highly unlikely George will need to be prepped to be a king.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
⁉️
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve got one but only use it for the Gatsby picnic.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you imagine looking at her close up in the Mediterranean daylight? That would be a lot.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad her response was so chill as she would likely have been mocked if it wasn’t. Good for her. However if the two pics are Chanel outfits-yuck! She looks much better in other brands.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
How repulsive. I wonder if he found it embarrassing and demeaning to do this, or is this just how rich people get richer and so they are used to it?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s just how I’d like to be viewed, frankly. Like so nice! But also don’t cross her! hee hee
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
😡
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure it’s very flattering to be pursued after being in a complicated relationship with OB for years.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
She was already an amazing singer. Now after the training she had for this role? Will be astounding. 🎶
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to be rude but now it’s more gentle to say died by suicide rather than commit suicide. Less judgement implied.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
We had a dog who sat under my kids’ chairs at mealtime. And one day the hot dog fell out of the bun and into his mouth. Years! and he’d probably say worth it!
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😂😂😂
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Humming birds adore this! Have you seen any?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is only one person in jail for these horrendous crimes! She sure deserves to be, along with dozens of others.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh his teeth. 😬 Not being vain is for sure a virtue but yikes.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok skirt with another jacket but that hem doesn’t seem very elegant.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
That red is eye popping! 😍 Perfection!!
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
(*Or not it sorry)
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
So now the cat did it once and it proved not to be enjoyable is that it? It will it be attempted again!?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh this can’t end well. She deserves someone nice surely.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
lol yes
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Ewwwww
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😱
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Improved make up for sure. Lipstick good from far away.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it was so so horrible. National Treasure a splendid masterpiece compared to this drivel. 😣
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
We are watching it now. So horrendous we are hate watching it. Divided it up between 2 nights to dilute it.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Just looked at the pic. 12 inches. It is hard to have pretty hair post cancer. She’s just not doing herself any favors.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
She could just have 6 inches trimmed off and go with that. Freshen it up a bit.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Scathing. Perfect.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s giving Elvis. You can sense a(nother) disaster in the wings.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Does your town have a library? Mine has awesome summer programs with crafts, magic guests, movies, games, prizes.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Her breasts look so painful to me. The thought of looking down and seeing something like that bursting out of my own body is truly frightening.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what would actually take a few years off? A better bra. Hers are awful. Cheaper and better than squashing poor bees.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Very appropriate analysis of this situation. Every puppy that Orla had likely means a dog in a shelter must perish or remain without a home. How self indulgent of them. If they wanted a batch of puppies they could have found them with half an hour of research.
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So adorable
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
I just cannot with that mangy beard. He looks like he could pal with Matthew Goode and solve crimes in the basement of Dept Q.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Jane is county mouse and Kate is city mouse!
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair I do also wear white and teal together. 😃
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
The teal and white are like a sassy squirt of aqua fresh.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can I imagine Jane Fonda wearing this coat dress sans hat in 9-5?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
They look so delighted and delightful ❤️
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
I had no idea. Thank you for sharing ❤️
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
😱
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! Poor her. Poor family. It’s such a struggle.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
😂❤️
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes should hav been MI:Some Reckoning To Get Us Started and then MI: Final Reckoning
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
My font size is so enormous people 3 restaurant tables over can see what’s going on in my life.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Very hard to hear that one yesterday 💔
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds very circumstantial! Who knows what really happened!?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
😱
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Are you in Oregon? There is a chain store here that does fuschia Saturdays in May where they pot the fuschias you purchase. It’s a stampede and so popular.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Not at all. Apparently too much Agatha Christie at a young age?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok I just looked it up. There is a deadly nightshade and somehow my mind added the dangling because of the cute tilted shape, and attached the whole weird phrase to fuschias which look a little like fancy lampshades for standing lamps.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was young I thought this was called deadly dangling nightshade. Who could say why? I thought they were poisonous!
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Andrew, a pompous disgusting criminal. He should feel sorrow, guilt and remorse but is too despicable.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no. That stopped me in my tracks. That poor woman.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
My fave author!!
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite modern author!! ❤️
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
yikes Diana was tortured and died and a son was estranged for this rubbish?
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Omg I love that we can see the price. $40. I can’t decide if it’s fun and delightful or a rip off 🤪
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omg the energy in that arena! What an event! Only a truly remarkable person could create something so inspiring and wonderful. So happy for all the athletes and families-they deserve this experience!
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💔 so tragic. The poor family.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume milking bees for their healing venom means crushing them?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Altadena we ❤️ you
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
😭
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Yum. But also secret and I’ll never know.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
ooh I just bought it! Saving it a few days for building anticipation.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
This is lovely. Sending you good mental vibes from Oregon. Hope it helps to know strangers care.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe check in with the royal ortho to tweak the bite?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes like before shampoo was invented. Why does she look so greasy and stringy?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Like a portfolio shot from 1991. Very interesting.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Statistically speaking doesn’t that seem shocking? Hope their families find peace.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious as to why you haven’t left completely?
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
So sad. Poor family.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Outrageously disgusting.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
William could not be counted on to pick up any slack because he is the slack.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Listening to this now-so interesting!
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
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aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
True! I did have good boxty with a poached egg yesterday but latkes rule this category.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m 55 and happy to have recognized 4 of these!
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
She looks stern. I’d do what she says.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
What sort of dog is Poppy? She has a Havanese vibe. What a sweet lady!
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for these loving suggestions.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Torn between ewww!! and yes please go.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
I deactivated and headed here. So that’s 1!
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m reading The Lost Story by Meg Shaffer and like it a lot so far!
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Fascinating I’m sure but I’m unable to navigate the many verb tenses used in the snippet.
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
Anguish! Relief!
aperol-ali.bsky.social (@aperol-ali.bsky.social) reply parent
My dad saw the trailer and thought it looked good back in the day. I thought it looked ridiculous. His take that it’s possible was more accurate I now see.