Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Private Intelligence Corporate Kickbacks Law Enforcement Blinds All Lovers of Liberty
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Private Intelligence Corporate Kickbacks Law Enforcement Blinds All Lovers of Liberty
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Who's the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
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So you are saying the water and piss are in superposition?
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I was about to say. The ISS piss tank is both colder and higher.
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Something I wish I had used more often when I was operating power tools.
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A misdemeanor? He didn't miss though, did he?
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Within the actual profession, for sure. But hopefully those British academics aren't also spending time being reply-guys online. But I could be wrong.
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There's that. But what I think is going on here is what I call the "some kind of expert" phenomenon. People read a couple of books, and they think that makes them some kind of expert.
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You keep waiting for the sound-effect intro to end and the melody to kick in. But it just won't.
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That's a real teeth grinder, Seth.
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Ouch
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Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title. Tom Clancy's Moby Dick
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't there a 401 in both? Not sure, but I think that makes them interchangeable.
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Dudes...
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Torpedoes prosecutions' case.
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Hey First Sergeant, when are we getting our MREs, or will it be hot packs today? Sorry men, but Big Balls fired all the supply clerks and cooks. You'll have to forage from now on.
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Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
True. But why do you hate brunch?
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I'm pretty sure that Trump and Miller have no idea the percentage of soldiers, sailors, and airmen who are in support roles. It's probably a good thing they didn't let Big Balls and the other Muskovites into the Pentagon personnel systems or they'd have fired everyone who wasn't in a combat MOS.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the important point is that these soldiers are doing work that used to be done by all those Park Service personnel who got purged by Big Balls and co. That's the real issue here. And the road guard vests are in the regs. They brought them with them when they deployed.
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So when I see the pictures of them doing police call in some park or on the Mall, I'm pretty happy about it.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
They aren't giving support units live ammo and sending them out to patrol the deadly corridor known as the National Mall. Nobody in the chain of command wants to lose their career when a clerk-typist shoots someone on 8th St NE. So you send them to do what they do best: police call.
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The other thing that people aren't nderstanding is that every member of the military has an MOS, job for which they are trained. Even if they are only mobilizing infantry units, they are still sending supply clerks, cooks, truck drivers and mechanics, etc. You have to give them something to do.
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Even going to the range to shoot involves police call. Police your brass, soldier. Picking up after yourself and others is the job.
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If you've got time to sit on your ruck, you've got time for police call.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Range anxiety and fast fashion. They're going to bite us in the ass.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
For those who don't know, police call is the military term for picking up garbage.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a message being sent to the chain of command. This is such a waste of time that I put them on police call.
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Well, police call is the classic busywork the First Sergeant assigns to a Company with nothing to do.
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February
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So no need to watch out anymore?
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States Rights for me, State Savagery for thee.
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Same critic says that half-rhyme is still a rhyme, and that therefore the claim that they "do not rhyme" is false.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
I am told by a nearby poetry critic that it's a half-rhyme, not a full rhyme. You may find this as unhelpful as I, but I trust the source.
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JB is spot on. Every once in a while I think about the whole Jade Helm freakout. That was a distraction. Armed troops on the streets of DC is a red alert situation. Every Dem should be screaming this to the rooftops.
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I've never been to a Cracker Barrel, it's true, but I have seen so many highway billboards for it over the years that I feel like I have.
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Mike Dukakis is praying they dress him up in tactical gear. But I am not sure they make ballistic vests in XXXL.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Too soon. Padres fans are still trying to forget him.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
I sometimes marvel at the fact that Kristol turned out to be a better Brooks than Brooks.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, let me guess. Is it because things might get much worse?
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Souvenir cups his staff pick up every time he visits someplace.
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Anecdotal, but as far as I can tell, the reactionary faction in my West Bronx area are also behind Sliwa. They'll never vote for Cuomo, because to them he's just another Dem.
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Sliwa's got Staten Island locked down, and Cuomo would need those votes to even get close.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
It was creepy as hell. Makes me think she might have written it herself.
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Me too, but I guess that's just because I carry a quiet laughter.
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He should have thrown donuts
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Those jokes are some teeth grinders.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't read it because I didn't want The Dispatch to have my email. Plus I didn't get the feeling that there was going to be some compelling new argument there.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude from Queens who is stuck in 1979 honors some other dudes from Queens who are stuck in 1979.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the good news or the bad news?
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He'll be teaching Revelle Humanities in no time.
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Holding hoagie hostage
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I would not be where I am without community college. I loathe every last one of these people.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
You joke, but I would wager both Thomas and Alito would be in the bag for this.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure I believe this. Will need to Mullet it over.
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Metta World Peace.
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@rchung.bsky.social no one could have foreseen...
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How much time do you have?
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If you're going to dream, dream big I guess.
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I'm glad I stuck with it long enough to learn about the global modification of psychological states. You have to respect the effort to shoehorn every conceivable conspiracy theory in there.
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All of them in garbage time.
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Three Dunes of the Condor
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skilled farm labor.
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Somebody has to.
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Goose meme: "why are they afraid of doxxing, motherfucker?"
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LOOK WHO'S GROKKING (Heckerling, 1989)
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Frankly "heckuva job Brownie" was better than "not my job" Noem.
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Totally agree. Speaking only for myself, four years in the infantry followed by four years loading trucks and sorting packages at UPS did more to turn me into a socialist than anything I've done in my subsequent career in academia.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
When was the last time US agriculture accounted for the percentage of total employment that would be required to put 34 million people to work in 2025?
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's not even get into the fact that there aren't anywhere close to 34 million of those stoop labor jobs. None of it is supposed to make sense as far as I can see.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
There aren't 34 million hired ag workers to deport anyway. None of it makes even superficial sense.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
If there were a Word Cup for corruption, FIFA would be the odds on favorite every time.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
And that's not even getting into the fact that a lot of the hired ag work that H2-A and undocumented workers do is seasonal. Did anyone ask her about this? It's not a difficult question to ask. Maybe the NYT could run a story on that instead of Mamdani's college applications.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
But let's imagine for a second that she's right and there are 34 million freeloaders out there. According to the USDA, hired farm labor accounts for less than 1% of US employment. Deport every hired ag worker and end the H2-A Visa program, and you still aren't creating 34 million job openings.
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Someone should ask her whether she really believes that approximately 15% of working age adults in the US are able-bodied, completely unemployed, and just living their best lives on disability payouts instead of working in agriculture? That's completely insane.
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Just to be clear, I love those volumes.
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One of those "Approaches to Teaching X" volumes on Luther's Tomato.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
"Kevin Sorbo is confused" is a tautology.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
I take that back. I would have paid money to see all the broken ankles from these guys doing a fast rope insertion. Just a giant pile of dipshits at the bottom of the rope. And you just know someone would have been knocked out cold when the helo crew cut the ropes loose at the end.
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The only thing that would have made it more ridiculous would have been to have him standing up there in a ghillie suit.
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The fucking sniper rifle mounted on the tripod on top of the armored vehicle was peak cosplay/larp bullshit. Yeah, that's where you want your sniper to set up: in the most visible/exposed position possible. They are clowns. If it weren't for the real fascism, it would be truly hilarious.
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They just want to find out who the fuck left that cake out in the rain. Then they'll pull back from their forward base.
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And a lot of trips to the mechanic.
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That's disappointing. That post was truly vile.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, that was the real John Cusack? I figured it was just some dirtbag using the name.
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Delta Farce
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a sniper rifle, which doesn't make it better. It's obviously about intimidation. But it's also about these guys cosplaying being SOCOM operators rather than jumped up border guards with a massive budget.
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Well, if you spent the years leading up to you actually taking the big chair trying to murder all your brothers to make sure none of them got it, you'd be a little off too.
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If I'm the kid, I deliberately take a crappy service job just to watch Dad get sent to debtors prison (because if we're going all premodern, debtors prison is definitely making a comeback).
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
How many American whaling captains can there even be? Feels like she sold out cheap.
Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent
Technically it's not licking if you've managed to fit the entire boot in your mouth.
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Come one, it's a vintage take.
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Who the fuck shoots firefighters? Firefighters are unequivocally the good guys. My grandfather was a firefighter in the western US who was often the lead responder at something like this. He was a problematic guy in some respects, but his was a noble profession.
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An all too common daily-double.
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As a Californian living in NYC, I completely agree.
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Twinsies
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A City Marshall could impound your vehicle. Provided they didn't have to actually work too hard to find it. But those guys don't send you a notice. They just show up with the tow truck.