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Karl Appuhn

@appuhn.bsky.social

Historian of Renaissance Italian trees, critters, medical practitioners, and assorted other stuff. Californian in exile. Veteran. Semi-pro Curmudgeon.

created August 23, 2023

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Private Intelligence Corporate Kickbacks Law Enforcement Blinds All Lovers of Liberty

2/9/2025, 12:06:23 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who's the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.

31/8/2025, 12:34:52 AM | 28 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you are saying the water and piss are in superposition?

29/8/2025, 11:32:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was about to say. The ISS piss tank is both colder and higher.

29/8/2025, 11:28:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something I wish I had used more often when I was operating power tools.

29/8/2025, 11:20:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A misdemeanor? He didn't miss though, did he?

29/8/2025, 11:15:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Within the actual profession, for sure. But hopefully those British academics aren't also spending time being reply-guys online. But I could be wrong.

28/8/2025, 12:14:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's that. But what I think is going on here is what I call the "some kind of expert" phenomenon. People read a couple of books, and they think that makes them some kind of expert.

28/8/2025, 12:10:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You keep waiting for the sound-effect intro to end and the melody to kick in. But it just won't.

28/8/2025, 12:05:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a real teeth grinder, Seth.

28/8/2025, 2:08:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ouch

28/8/2025, 1:06:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title. Tom Clancy's Moby Dick

28/8/2025, 12:56:25 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't there a 401 in both? Not sure, but I think that makes them interchangeable.

27/8/2025, 7:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dudes...

27/8/2025, 7:39:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 6:19:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Torpedoes prosecutions' case.

27/8/2025, 3:19:21 PM | 47 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey First Sergeant, when are we getting our MREs, or will it be hot packs today? Sorry men, but Big Balls fired all the supply clerks and cooks. You'll have to forage from now on.

27/8/2025, 3:13:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:11:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True. But why do you hate brunch?

27/8/2025, 3:09:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pretty sure that Trump and Miller have no idea the percentage of soldiers, sailors, and airmen who are in support roles. It's probably a good thing they didn't let Big Balls and the other Muskovites into the Pentagon personnel systems or they'd have fired everyone who wasn't in a combat MOS.

27/8/2025, 3:07:37 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the important point is that these soldiers are doing work that used to be done by all those Park Service personnel who got purged by Big Balls and co. That's the real issue here. And the road guard vests are in the regs. They brought them with them when they deployed.

27/8/2025, 2:41:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So when I see the pictures of them doing police call in some park or on the Mall, I'm pretty happy about it.

27/8/2025, 2:38:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They aren't giving support units live ammo and sending them out to patrol the deadly corridor known as the National Mall. Nobody in the chain of command wants to lose their career when a clerk-typist shoots someone on 8th St NE. So you send them to do what they do best: police call.

27/8/2025, 2:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other thing that people aren't nderstanding is that every member of the military has an MOS, job for which they are trained. Even if they are only mobilizing infantry units, they are still sending supply clerks, cooks, truck drivers and mechanics, etc. You have to give them something to do.

27/8/2025, 2:28:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even going to the range to shoot involves police call. Police your brass, soldier. Picking up after yourself and others is the job.

27/8/2025, 1:04:41 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you've got time to sit on your ruck, you've got time for police call.

27/8/2025, 12:30:50 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Range anxiety and fast fashion. They're going to bite us in the ass.

27/8/2025, 12:27:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For those who don't know, police call is the military term for picking up garbage.

27/8/2025, 12:08:55 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't be surprised if this was a message being sent to the chain of command. This is such a waste of time that I put them on police call.

27/8/2025, 12:08:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, police call is the classic busywork the First Sergeant assigns to a Company with nothing to do.

27/8/2025, 12:06:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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February

26/8/2025, 7:23:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So no need to watch out anymore?

26/8/2025, 5:28:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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States Rights for me, State Savagery for thee.

26/8/2025, 5:17:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same critic says that half-rhyme is still a rhyme, and that therefore the claim that they "do not rhyme" is false.

26/8/2025, 3:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am told by a nearby poetry critic that it's a half-rhyme, not a full rhyme. You may find this as unhelpful as I, but I trust the source.

26/8/2025, 3:29:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JB is spot on. Every once in a while I think about the whole Jade Helm freakout. That was a distraction. Armed troops on the streets of DC is a red alert situation. Every Dem should be screaming this to the rooftops.

25/8/2025, 3:46:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never been to a Cracker Barrel, it's true, but I have seen so many highway billboards for it over the years that I feel like I have.

22/8/2025, 8:23:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Dukakis is praying they dress him up in tactical gear. But I am not sure they make ballistic vests in XXXL.

22/8/2025, 12:14:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too soon. Padres fans are still trying to forget him.

22/8/2025, 11:53:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sometimes marvel at the fact that Kristol turned out to be a better Brooks than Brooks.

22/8/2025, 11:46:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, let me guess. Is it because things might get much worse?

20/8/2025, 7:28:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Souvenir cups his staff pick up every time he visits someplace.

19/8/2025, 1:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anecdotal, but as far as I can tell, the reactionary faction in my West Bronx area are also behind Sliwa. They'll never vote for Cuomo, because to them he's just another Dem.

19/8/2025, 1:27:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sliwa's got Staten Island locked down, and Cuomo would need those votes to even get close.

19/8/2025, 1:25:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was creepy as hell. Makes me think she might have written it herself.

16/8/2025, 8:55:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too, but I guess that's just because I carry a quiet laughter.

16/8/2025, 8:48:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should have thrown donuts

15/8/2025, 2:46:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those jokes are some teeth grinders.

14/8/2025, 12:07:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't read it because I didn't want The Dispatch to have my email. Plus I didn't get the feeling that there was going to be some compelling new argument there.

13/8/2025, 6:49:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude from Queens who is stuck in 1979 honors some other dudes from Queens who are stuck in 1979.

13/8/2025, 5:08:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that the good news or the bad news?

13/8/2025, 10:44:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'll be teaching Revelle Humanities in no time.

13/8/2025, 10:37:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 10:48:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holding hoagie hostage

8/8/2025, 12:11:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would not be where I am without community college. I loathe every last one of these people.

5/8/2025, 10:22:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You joke, but I would wager both Thomas and Alito would be in the bag for this.

5/8/2025, 10:17:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure I believe this. Will need to Mullet it over.

31/7/2025, 8:19:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Metta World Peace.

30/7/2025, 6:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@rchung.bsky.social no one could have foreseen...

30/7/2025, 7:33:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much time do you have?

12/7/2025, 5:08:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're going to dream, dream big I guess.

12/7/2025, 11:28:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad I stuck with it long enough to learn about the global modification of psychological states. You have to respect the effort to shoehorn every conceivable conspiracy theory in there.

12/7/2025, 11:24:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of them in garbage time.

10/7/2025, 2:41:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three Dunes of the Condor

9/7/2025, 8:44:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/7/2025, 2:18:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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skilled farm labor.

9/7/2025, 1:50:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody has to.

9/7/2025, 1:44:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goose meme: "why are they afraid of doxxing, motherfucker?"

9/7/2025, 1:39:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOOK WHO'S GROKKING (Heckerling, 1989)

9/7/2025, 11:55:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frankly "heckuva job Brownie" was better than "not my job" Noem.

8/7/2025, 4:26:50 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally agree. Speaking only for myself, four years in the infantry followed by four years loading trucks and sorting packages at UPS did more to turn me into a socialist than anything I've done in my subsequent career in academia.

8/7/2025, 4:25:15 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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When was the last time US agriculture accounted for the percentage of total employment that would be required to put 34 million people to work in 2025?

8/7/2025, 3:43:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's not even get into the fact that there aren't anywhere close to 34 million of those stoop labor jobs. None of it is supposed to make sense as far as I can see.

8/7/2025, 3:39:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There aren't 34 million hired ag workers to deport anyway. None of it makes even superficial sense.

8/7/2025, 3:38:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there were a Word Cup for corruption, FIFA would be the odds on favorite every time.

8/7/2025, 3:30:56 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's not even getting into the fact that a lot of the hired ag work that H2-A and undocumented workers do is seasonal. Did anyone ask her about this? It's not a difficult question to ask. Maybe the NYT could run a story on that instead of Mamdani's college applications.

8/7/2025, 3:26:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl Appuhn (@appuhn.bsky.social) reply parent

But let's imagine for a second that she's right and there are 34 million freeloaders out there. According to the USDA, hired farm labor accounts for less than 1% of US employment. Deport every hired ag worker and end the H2-A Visa program, and you still aren't creating 34 million job openings.

8/7/2025, 3:26:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should ask her whether she really believes that approximately 15% of working age adults in the US are able-bodied, completely unemployed, and just living their best lives on disability payouts instead of working in agriculture? That's completely insane.

8/7/2025, 3:26:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just to be clear, I love those volumes.

8/7/2025, 2:38:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of those "Approaches to Teaching X" volumes on Luther's Tomato.

8/7/2025, 2:38:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Kevin Sorbo is confused" is a tautology.

8/7/2025, 1:59:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I take that back. I would have paid money to see all the broken ankles from these guys doing a fast rope insertion. Just a giant pile of dipshits at the bottom of the rope. And you just know someone would have been knocked out cold when the helo crew cut the ropes loose at the end.

Screen shot of a section of the op planning for the MacArthur Park shitshow today. It says
8/7/2025, 1:19:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing that would have made it more ridiculous would have been to have him standing up there in a ghillie suit.

8/7/2025, 1:06:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fucking sniper rifle mounted on the tripod on top of the armored vehicle was peak cosplay/larp bullshit. Yeah, that's where you want your sniper to set up: in the most visible/exposed position possible. They are clowns. If it weren't for the real fascism, it would be truly hilarious.

8/7/2025, 12:56:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They just want to find out who the fuck left that cake out in the rain. Then they'll pull back from their forward base.

8/7/2025, 12:38:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And a lot of trips to the mechanic.

7/7/2025, 10:51:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's disappointing. That post was truly vile.

7/7/2025, 7:21:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, that was the real John Cusack? I figured it was just some dirtbag using the name.

7/7/2025, 7:19:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delta Farce

7/7/2025, 7:12:49 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a sniper rifle, which doesn't make it better. It's obviously about intimidation. But it's also about these guys cosplaying being SOCOM operators rather than jumped up border guards with a massive budget.

7/7/2025, 6:46:26 PM | 76 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, if you spent the years leading up to you actually taking the big chair trying to murder all your brothers to make sure none of them got it, you'd be a little off too.

7/7/2025, 1:57:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I'm the kid, I deliberately take a crappy service job just to watch Dad get sent to debtors prison (because if we're going all premodern, debtors prison is definitely making a comeback).

7/7/2025, 1:54:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many American whaling captains can there even be? Feels like she sold out cheap.

1/7/2025, 1:58:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Technically it's not licking if you've managed to fit the entire boot in your mouth.

30/6/2025, 2:49:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come one, it's a vintage take.

30/6/2025, 2:45:43 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who the fuck shoots firefighters? Firefighters are unequivocally the good guys. My grandfather was a firefighter in the western US who was often the lead responder at something like this. He was a problematic guy in some respects, but his was a noble profession.

30/6/2025, 2:43:46 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An all too common daily-double.

27/6/2025, 8:43:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a Californian living in NYC, I completely agree.

24/6/2025, 10:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twinsies

19/6/2025, 6:30:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A City Marshall could impound your vehicle. Provided they didn't have to actually work too hard to find it. But those guys don't send you a notice. They just show up with the tow truck.

19/6/2025, 3:43:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view