i installed a 30’ flag pole at the end of our street 20 years ago at my expense. everyone loves it and a clean, new flag goes up every year just before our annual 4th of july picnic. is stands empty now.
I’m retired. I do carpentry, plumbing, HVAC, and electrical work for all my neighbors for free. Sometimes they repay me with chocolate chip cookies, which makes it all worth it.
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i installed a 30’ flag pole at the end of our street 20 years ago at my expense. everyone loves it and a clean, new flag goes up every year just before our annual 4th of july picnic. is stands empty now.
so Coldplay is some kind of musical group? i wonder what they sound like.
i think i have three of those adapters if you need another one some fine day.
some will mourn, not because he died, but for the fact that he lived.
we’ll likely learn that he ate some neighborhood pets before he grabbed his gun.
neck shots are preferred. there’s a video of a man tipping his cap just before the shot. and no collateral victims in the line of fire. if it gets too fantastic they’ll shoot a random protester and claim he’s their man.
oh, i am totally building a new business next year. and i’m gonna be a rich republican donor and a wild success because epstein hasn’t got my name on any lists. i have $11 right now. that should be enough.
thanks, but… waist is a nice word. waste is similar to skid marks and not at all nice. (i’m usually not this mean but the guy is calling for murder on national TV.)
Watters openly calls for violent action but you can bet your bottom dollar he will be far, far away when it all goes down. panty waste…
Watters will be as far as humanly possible from the firing line he is calling for. as far as possible
Patel: We have the shooter. Law enforcement: OK, stand down. Shooter: Bye, suckers, I move freely now.
deadly soap? how do you mess up that badly?
i prefer to get odd.
first dismantle and recover scientific, intellectual, and industrial property. then withdraw. and hire someone from out of state to demolish and recycle the rest.
I would never support needless, preventable murders as proof of the value of an Amendment that was never about murder.
as i have said before: “he’s willing to die to protect unnecessary deaths.”
he’s willing to die for unnecessary deaths. make that make sense!
(and a hearty “stupid weather” to you, too)
fridge not cooperating with my eat chocolate pudding plan.
South Korea should ship the Georgia workers who were supposed to run the plant to Korea for “training”. Then raid the school during class and arrest them all, chain them together. hold them in an undisclosed location.
the downfall of man has been attributed to the first apple, which was picked by Eve. centurys later, the 2nd downfall would be ushered along by an apple picked by Steve.
nurse, eh? i doubt i could write a loving description of a certain life guard. her name was Oral. who names their kid Oral? i should listen to Terence.
“…then I kicked him out of my club.”
wow! that’s got to be out of his comfort zone. i do applaud him for that buuuuuuuut Mr. “Clean Coal” calling out RFK’s competency is today’s antonym.
write to Pluto. they’re probably open to suggestions.
next in history, they will load a boat with women and children and dare the US to bomb them all to death - on film - live, via satellite.
folks, listen! if you pronounce the “c” in cunt as we do in “celery” and “celestial” you can say it on live television and you won’t get “censored”.
i tasted raw milk as i was milking one time only. grams said, “don’t do that! we pasturize it first!” it was in 1960’s.
yours is better
my gas went down from $2.89 to $3.39. that’s a huge savings! my grocery bill is also down from $290/month to a mere pittance of $350/month. i don’t know what i’ll do with all this extra money.
they would buy his stool samples.
i feel a song coming on… “The Ballad of Pedo and Lefty.”
simply put, they increase the average translational kinetic energy of the molecules of the water within the matter in a bowl placed upon the spinning carousel.
i’ve spent many months there. he’s right, it’s beautiful (in a desolate, gray, extremely lonely way.) and most of it is quite wet!
i made cookies. that’s it. no politics, no orange baffoon, just a tray of fresh speculaas to enjoy on my own terms. may everyone find joy in some small miracle today!
he probably believes Woody molested Dylan, making them birds of a feather.
i wonder how much they paid Stellan Skarsgård to body double the orange pedo?
at this point i have to admit that it would be wrong to have a national holiday to mark the passing of the orange baffoon. it should be a national holiweek.
i found this yesterday. it’s the fossilized remains of the “snow” we used to see when we tuned our TVs to an empty channel. (yes, i am quite old)
i believe you misspelled “glee”.
oh! what i would have given to be the interviewer!!! RFK Jr. “We need to stop trusting the experts…” Me “But we, the people, need to trust you, right?” RFK Jr. “That is correct, people need to trust me.” Me “So you confirm that you are not an expert. Good. Let’s move on.”
i’m one of the lucky few. my mom taught me to avoid eye contact with creepy old men at airports.
sorry… should have focused on you instead of me. if there was a way to upload some of my joy in exchange for some of your sadness i’d do it. feel better soon, please.
i will never again buy Samsung. why? $1500 for a super nice, 3D model, had a phone app that worked as a remote. 1st software update several weeks later: phone app unsupported. going off grid next year. might buy a horse. who want’s to join me?
i always wished to ski in Vermont!
Cinci leaders were all “things gotta change” until they learned who actually started the fight. now it just crickets…
mom told me to avoid eye contact with creepy, old men in airports and to never speak to them. thanks, mom!
i apologize most sincerely! i spent decades improving digital communications. it was supposed to used for good, people! (i’m talking to YOU, rupert.)
mom raised me to respect women, as equals. i was also an athlete (runner). years passed and i met a woman who could outrun me and, describing her admirable strength to mom, i said she had nice legs. mom raised an eyebrow and asked, “Toes at one end, pussy at the other?” i almost fell down.
i’d be willing to bet he has a lot of competition at his political rallys.
can’t stay out of the loo, thinking about too much soup.
he’s talking about a different kind of gas, which can be bought at Walmart. From their ad: “Taco Bell Dinner Kits Just $1.98 at Walmart!”
Starting today, I’m launching a four-day, 15-stop listening tour across Ohio. Across the state, I’m meeting with families, teachers, and local leaders to hear what’s working—and what’s not. Because the best ideas come from the people living them.
my eBike charger was hot to the touch during use. i cut a hole in the case and installed a heat sink. now the case is slightly warm and the heat sink dissipates most of the high temps. i wonder why they designed these to burn themselves up? a small internal fan wouldn’t break the bank!
hypothetically: 1 - i would “compliment” tRump with baked potato and broccoli. 2 - i am not sure what i would “pair” him with. open to suggestions.
and they’re laughing all the way to the bank. even if, by some miracle, their political career ends they will still have the millions of $ gained through insider trading and PACs, plus unparalleled, lifetime, health and retirement benefits. crime pays, especially for lawmakers.
you are correct. i used to install cloud storage and it is super convenient, but also super unreliable. i witnessed a global corporation losing all it’s “discoverable” emails in a Google cloud. Evidence necessary for future litigation is gone forever.
the plague never went away, it only killed everyone who was genetically predisposed to die of the plague. my guess is that Kennedy will soon announce that the plague is good for you.
cloud storage? they call it that for a good reason; clouds blow away, you can’t depend on them, ever! dvd polymers relax over time=data loss. Flash memory=maybe it’s there when I need it. hard drive is the best choice followed by multiple hard drives in a RAID. how important is your life’s work?
i have backups of all my backups that are labeled, indexed, and buried under the floorboards of a small hotel on the California/Nevada border.
i said, “I wish you were a commie or a nazi because I could almost learn to tolerate a positive conversation with you. But you’re a MAGA and that is unforgivable.”
i’m waiting for Joe Rogan to claim it kills cancer cells.
let me know when it starts trying to sell you a “Rolex” for cheap.
funny story… i had undiagnosed clinical depression for decades. i felt i didn’t deserve the love and affection of my partner and that made an extramarital relationship impossible. i hide everything behind a wall of comedy and good deeds.
we just spent a fabulous week at a vacation resort. the house has a nice TV and Blu-ray plus a large collection of movies. we turned it on the last few hours we were there and that’s when we learned that they didn’t work. no one was sad.
wow! that kid looks just like his dad!
so… 90% of the board can vote against US? art of the deal, baby.
i used to meet the annual limit every year. that tax-free money is sooooo nice to have now that i’m retired.
those folks’s parents probably took away their toys when they were bad kids.
but i’m trying to save the enviroment by opting for fewer keystrokes.
The Brookings Institute sums it up perfectly 👇👏 "The GOP has become an insurgent outlier in American politics. It is ideologically extreme; scornful of compromise; unmoved by conventional understanding of facts, evidence, and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition"
make it a toll road!
Pedophile Boulevard has fewer letters and would fit better.
i hide my phone under a rock 23 hours a day.
i, for one, think it’s quite nice that Ms. Greco chose the responsible path and paid her fair share of the previous nights dinner bill. all too often my so-called friends stiff me for the entire night out.
i limit my time here and have no other media accounts. i had no idea there is a algorithm. i do, however, see thousands of people with screen addictions. i’ve seen families who rarely get together all sitting together in a social setting and every one of them staring at a screen. ffs, people!
nope
Dear Mr. Newsom, Please consider having everyone who attends your next political rally come in ICE costumes. Call it a Ball or a Mask or whatever but flood the landscape with false lawmen, just as the current administration is doing.
those large transformers are often custom-made items and not quickly replaced. the larger ones are ecpecially vulnerable.
i usually lose count
200 million people should all buy pull-up masks and sunglasses and fake tactical vests and just wear that shit everywhere. flood the countryside with decoy dipshit costumes and they won’t know who to pull over vs. who to wave their secret Nazi wave to.
i will argue that is’s a French flag until they believe me. “who told you that’s a Mexican flag? man, don’t be an idiot…”
( an idiot would also know how to spell “otherwise”) damn…
i’m turning this off now and going to sleep. hell, i may even put it in the other room. forgive me! i built hundreds of cell towers and made everyone’s life a living hell. the money was nice…
and another thing: no one would climb it in broad daylight. they would wait until dusk when the fence cools to body temperature and masks a human from infrared cameras that would other show the contrasting body warmth over the cool steel. an idiot would know this.
no one scales that fence. there are hundreds of miles of easier, safer crossings and that doesn’t include thousands of miles of unfencable shoreline. the black paint is useless and my guess is that it comes from a donor and NOT via required 3-bid process.
i paid $12 for a $95 set of frying pans that were mislabled. and another time i bought a soapdish. that’s my entire 40 year history of shopping there.
I recently donated over 300 dvds to a local charity, most of them are quite popular. Stardust and Princess Bride are still at home. I’m a dad. I love my daughter. I keep the movies we watched together.
dollars vote. dollars control the media. and we keep sending our dollars to the richest people who own the media and the politicians. it’s too late to stop them, their reserves are so large that they could cut off food, water, and medicine until we’re all dead.
one of the scenes i saw just before turning in for the night
you live near some really fine country! it’s nice up here. i should come back sometime. this was the first nights sunset over the lake. what does this have to do with being old? absolutely nothing.
when you go out today look for a nice magnet. they’re good at finding sharp metal things on floors.
i’m leaving when the fire and brimstone start falling. i already know which of my neighbors will be turning into pillars of salt.
a golf club? really? no, i get it, the practical approach is best. besides, a female child would be too obvious a path to friendship with tRump.
government is gone. money now rules.
perhaps they simply stopped reading what came after “…suffer the children…”
?!?!? i can’t watch this. first Democracy, then Rule of Law, and now Physics! i can’t watch this…
not in MY house. however, if you leave your dirty plate in the sink for me to clean up… this means war.
before deleting meta, when it was still fb, i did a 7-day montage of bed head. a million laughs. i should do that here some fine day.
