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@arobertswrites.com

SFF writer and essayist you’ve never heard of. SocDem/progressive. Tolkien nerd. Armchair medievalist. She/her. Header by beloved.moe. Website: arobertswrites.com Newsletter: buttondown.email/arobertswrites

created July 24, 2023

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Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Also, sorry for disappearing, if you’ve messaged me I’ll get back to you, I’m just overwhelmed with things and needed a break.

22/8/2025, 12:49:41 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Went to a rally last night (supporting the county’s decision to stand up for trans rights) and saw more backbone from county and school board members than I have from some state/federal electeds.

22/8/2025, 12:48:15 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I’m not the biggest DnD fan but that is roughly how it works.

16/8/2025, 2:55:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

That said, most “magic,” loosely defined, as practiced by people who genuinely believe they have some kind of supernatural ability, is taught. Because it’s cultural knowledge. Of course it is.

16/8/2025, 2:54:37 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Anthropologists make a distinction between witchcraft (abilities believed to be inherent) and sorcery (abilities believed to be learned) so the concept of inherited magic is widespread enough to get its own cross-cultural category.

16/8/2025, 2:51:23 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

This is about me. I’m sorry.

16/8/2025, 2:45:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

It’s gone now too, although I do wish if you wanted to have words, you would have had them with me directly.

16/8/2025, 2:44:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Not the right connotations.

16/8/2025, 2:41:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I was being flippant.

16/8/2025, 2:40:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Sorry

16/8/2025, 2:40:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

15/8/2025, 10:54:41 PM | 19300 3858 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I think Shakespeare would approve of that tho.

16/8/2025, 2:22:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Don’t tempt me.

16/8/2025, 2:22:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Hhhh been there.

16/8/2025, 2:22:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Very tired rn.

16/8/2025, 2:17:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Anyways I did some drafting tonight.

16/8/2025, 2:17:10 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I don’t try to write in Irish English either, for which I think the whole nation of Ireland is grateful, but overt American English feels odd.

16/8/2025, 2:14:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

What about habby

16/8/2025, 2:13:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

If it were secondary world fantasy I would say “fuck it we ball” but historical fiction feels different.

16/8/2025, 2:12:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Baby longboi

16/8/2025, 2:11:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

It is time to be Abby again.

16/8/2025, 2:11:02 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Haha is it too American to describe people “hollering” in my story where realistically everyone would be speaking Old Irish and not English at all.

16/8/2025, 2:10:22 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

A longboi

16/8/2025, 1:58:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I legitimately didn’t realize a bellows was so big.

16/8/2025, 1:50:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gam Silroy ❌️👑 (@gamsilroy.bsky.social) reposted

Again. Real happy about California Redistricting fight. But I would rather vote for the Northern Virginia public school districts for prez

15/8/2025, 10:26:11 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture summer fox (@slooowfox.bsky.social) reposted

it's me, i'm the goat

Poorly Drawn Lines comic, captioned
16/8/2025, 12:14:14 AM | 83 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

The stomach problems kinda suck tho.

16/8/2025, 12:12:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I too successfully filled my apartment with smoke this evening.

16/8/2025, 12:11:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Things are too much.

16/8/2025, 12:09:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

In my defense tho the stuff I was reading at work today was so incomprehensible that I had to consider every possible meaning.

16/8/2025, 12:00:07 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Yes obviously it would be that and not a dangerous ocean current.

15/8/2025, 11:56:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

My weather app just gave a notification that “rip current threat looms” and my brain is so addled that I parsed it as “RIP, current threat looms” (“rest in peace, presently existing looms used for weaving threats”)

15/8/2025, 11:54:23 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

There might be a problem but it’s probably not the ending, if you’re getting feedback like that.

15/8/2025, 11:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Keep it the way it was I guess?

15/8/2025, 11:51:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

In some versions of the legendarium there are continents across the sea to the west that are analogous to the Americas. The Numenoreans could have sailed there and brought potatoes back. Or they came across the continent from the east. JRRT never explained, so the sky’s the limit.

15/8/2025, 11:47:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

It’s really funny that in Paladin’s Faith they’re in a quest to save the world’s economy.

15/8/2025, 11:45:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture milkbun 🍞 (@milkbun.bsky.social) reposted

Happy weekend~! It's cold here so I'm gonna go have some ramen. #art #cuteart #pokemon

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15/8/2025, 11:10:56 PM | 154 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

It’s like, you know, That Thing.

15/8/2025, 11:42:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

I struggle with this a lot, and then the neurodivergence kicks in and I start gesturing in an animated but incomprehensible fashion.

15/8/2025, 11:42:14 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Look if I cared about trends I would not be reading books about the early medieval economy so that I could write a story about an asexual monk.

15/8/2025, 11:40:37 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

No, I don’t monitor trends when I read or write.

15/8/2025, 11:39:28 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Or maybe his culture called them something else. Idk.

15/8/2025, 11:38:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Maybe he went into the cave before potatoes were brought to Middle-earth.

15/8/2025, 11:37:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Yeah the carton usually has a lid like that, which snaps into place.

15/8/2025, 11:36:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ada Palmer (@adapalmer.bsky.social) reposted

I filled this out. It’s important we express ourselves while the decision is being made.

15/8/2025, 10:34:33 PM | 62 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

I’m so frustrated with [personal things].

15/8/2025, 10:39:31 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Sorry to everyone who has posts.

15/8/2025, 10:28:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Work was too hard. Now I can’t read.

15/8/2025, 10:24:14 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ada Palmer (@adapalmer.bsky.social) reposted

UChicago ebooks 75% off! Perfect time to get their (unnecessarily expensive, sorry!!) e-book of “Inventing the Renaissance”!

15/8/2025, 10:05:37 PM | 67 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Magdalen Writing (@nebroadwe.bsky.social) reposted

Signal boosting for a family friend. The goal is modest, so if you can spare a bit from the kitty for the kitty …

15/8/2025, 10:17:00 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOTH Screens (@kothscreens.bsky.social) reposted

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 7
15/8/2025, 10:19:09 PM | 90 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phelan 🍄 Fjord (@fjordbones.bsky.social) reposted

TY to everyone who has commissioned me - or donated!! We have enough to get some tummy-friendly food for Mr Underfluff, and he’s doing much better! 😭🩷💕 I’ll be working on these this weekend after work. Still two slots available! :0

15/8/2025, 7:22:45 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Eleanor Janega (@goingmedieval.bsky.social) reposted

Listen, my thing is actually I am totally fine with you being a heretic. That's chill!!! But if you are gonna say Jesus died for glory and not to save people you need to at least admit you are a heretic. There would be more honour in it.

15/8/2025, 7:57:55 PM | 92 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Endellyon Art 🌙 Commissions Open (@endellyonart.bsky.social) reposted

Hey artist! Quote one art to promote yourself!

15/8/2025, 8:12:22 PM | 5 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Smith (@ericsmithrocks.bsky.social) reposted

Just me in the comments of every social network lately.

Zoidberg from Futurama saying “your ai slop is bad and you should feel bad.”
15/8/2025, 9:03:55 PM | 157 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

At least that’s what I would call the plastic boxes that strawberries usually come in here.

15/8/2025, 10:19:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Cartons?

15/8/2025, 10:19:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

If you need good news: five public school districts in Northern Virginia are committing to protecting their trans students in defiance of the Department of Education.

15/8/2025, 10:17:12 PM | 49 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The French Republican Calendar (@sansculottid.es) reposted

Today is Nonidi the 29th of Thermidor in the year 233. Thermidor is the month of heat. Today we celebrate cotton. #JacobinDay More information on cotton

An old time-y illustration of a Cotton.
15/8/2025, 10:00:09 PM | 61 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Horrifying: I had to go to work today.

15/8/2025, 10:10:02 PM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Effin' Birds (@effinbirds.com) reposted

effinbirds.com/post/7788329...

A painting of a bird beside the text
15/8/2025, 1:24:04 PM | 325 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stori3d Past (@stori3dpast.bsky.social) reposted

New life goal unlocked.

15/8/2025, 12:35:29 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas Dickerson (@elfprince13.mumak.app) reposted reply parent

Me: “I could get so much more done if my brain-hamsters were on a wheel powering the generators instead of roaming free” The brain hamsters:

15/8/2025, 12:59:08 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Yeah he’s being a weirdo.

15/8/2025, 1:20:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (@cpsc.gov) reposted reply parent

or... you could be magic.

A cow in a field with a unicorn horn. The cow says “magic”. The text reads: We are what we choose to be. Choose to be informed. Subscribe for recall emails.
15/8/2025, 1:10:57 PM | 145 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Mother Fedelm: if you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my clerics equally. *earlier that day* Mother Fedelm: I don’t care for Niall.

15/8/2025, 1:15:14 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

My primary motivation for finishing monk WIP is so I can draw my characters as outdated memes.

15/8/2025, 1:13:58 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Gabriele (@profgabriele.com) reposted

Guys sharing the fascist propaganda to dunk on it is still spreading the fascist propaganda We’ve been over this Repeatedly

15/8/2025, 12:26:48 PM | 54 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I have not needed to calculate the arc of a parabola in my daily life.

15/8/2025, 12:27:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Idk why there’s a hyphen in west end but pretend there isn’t.

15/8/2025, 12:25:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arden Powell (@ardenpowell.bsky.social) reposted

SIR PERCIVALE IS SWALLOWED BY A DRAGON AND LEARNS THE TRUTH OF GOD is here! It's got all the good stuff: a medieval knight having a crisis of faith, an androgynous they/them angel with secrets, a queerplatonic relationship, and, of course, a dragon. Free to read, or get it in paperback!

15/8/2025, 11:48:33 AM | 28 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

“We got him! Yeah, the west-end sandwich thrower.”

15/8/2025, 12:23:32 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NPR (@npr.org) reposted

Inca society kept records by encoding information into knotted cords called khipu. A new analysis of hair woven into these cords suggests this record-keeping was practiced by commoners as well as elites.

15/8/2025, 12:17:07 PM | 447 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Having woken up a bit now, my main rec is Fergus Kelly’s Early Irish Farming, which discusses all aspects of food production in early medieval Ireland, including trade. I also thought “surely Aidan O’Sullivan has done something related to trade” and indeed he has in this UCD report:

15/8/2025, 12:02:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

It would still be fash shit to post videos of the SEALS assassinating an actual terrorist but the fact that it’s a random guy whose crime is throwing a sandwich raises it to the level of farce.

15/8/2025, 11:58:36 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ellie lockhart (she/they) (@eleanor.lockhart.contact) reposted reply parent

a lot of y'all have deep blind spots around people who you're friendly with who did things like "as an expat from a swing state, talk openly about how you wouldn't bother to vote, thus making it harder for trans people to travel internationally like you did by getting our gender markers reverted"

13/8/2025, 5:15:46 PM | 139 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ellie lockhart (she/they) (@eleanor.lockhart.contact) reposted reply parent

If you openly said you weren’t voting for Harris, literally no action you have ever taken in the name of “antifascism” is sincere or real. You have accomplished literally nothing with your life, and every pretense to the contrary is a lie

13/8/2025, 5:08:39 PM | 191 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted reply parent

and I am so fucking tired of the "both parties are the same" BULLSHIT. I know people who've been kicked out of the army for being LGBT, who've lost medicare, whose company closed because of tariffs, who are on DACA, but you expect me to believe Harris would have done any of this shit too? fuck you.

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Profile picture Halloweeno (@vimtotime.bsky.social) reposted

Friday again

A hamster at a desk with a coffee and a keyboard. The text says “what do you do for a living” and the reply is “i do my best”
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Profile picture Dr Eleanor Janega (@goingmedieval.bsky.social) reposted

Ben and I got reckt in a ruined monastery for you, the least you can do is say thanks?????

14/8/2025, 5:25:19 PM | 123 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Don’t answer this. I know why.

15/8/2025, 11:36:55 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Not to continue beating this horse but why is the WH posting videos about cops in riot gear arresting a former DOJ employee who got a little drunk and threw a sandwich like they were taking out a terrorist

15/8/2025, 11:36:32 AM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Maybe?

15/8/2025, 11:24:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I got recs! I’ll get back to this in a sec.

15/8/2025, 11:23:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senecio del Toro (@hellabarnes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

lumping and splitting

15/8/2025, 3:38:25 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches (@riothobbit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

shockingly big. large enough that it is difficult to comprehend the scope of how much society depends on ritual to operate. fascinating stuff.

15/8/2025, 3:33:52 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

People talk about “mask-off moments” but I wish people would put the mask on again because that at least implies they have a sense of shame.

15/8/2025, 3:31:25 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Symbolism and performance are far from all that makes society function but they’re a surprisingly big part of it.

15/8/2025, 3:25:17 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Same for Cuomo with his nasty little swipes at Mamdani! Grow up!

15/8/2025, 3:18:20 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Leadership is performance! Start performing it! The Romans figured this much out!

15/8/2025, 3:16:49 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Again I know that this isn’t even the worst thing he’s done, I just feel oddly offended that I don’t even receive the courtesy of intelligent villains.

15/8/2025, 3:14:41 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com)

Like if you’re an authority figure the word “cuck” should not appear in any official communication. You should be calm and reasonable and in control of yourself or at least lucid enough to pretend that you are. Gavin.

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Profile picture Remora House DC (@remorahousedc.bsky.social) reposted

National Guard does not have the authority to make arrests. This isn’t about crime. It’s about terrorizing a majority Black city & making sure y’all know they will do it to you too.

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Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

It’s a fur(row) long!

15/8/2025, 3:06:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Also, the Roman mile didn’t get much use in Ireland, interestingly.

15/8/2025, 3:05:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

There were a lot of shared Latin origins but also a few Irish words that more or less corresponded to English measurements.

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Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

Or like an English acre was the area of land that a farmer with a team of oxen could plow in a day. Irish oxen weren’t stronger or weaker than English ones so it was about the same amount of land.

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Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I think about Daniel Craig shouting “it’s just dumb!” 40 times per day. I feel like my brain is leaking out of my ears. They couldn’t even put in the effort to be smart evil people.

15/8/2025, 2:42:40 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I want to believe that my government is not run by foolish and unserious people with the emotional restraint of poorly socialized teenagers.

15/8/2025, 2:40:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby (@arobertswrites.com) reply parent

I know that Republicans and sometimes Democrats were shitty and mean before 2016 too, don’t lecture me, the 4chanification of political discourse is still a thing and I hate it.

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