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Arsphidius

@arsphidius.bsky.social

Data Management Librarian by day, wine-swilling she-demon by night. Intellectual freedom is a human right. Books save lives. PNW-grown.

created December 28, 2024

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Profile picture KevTheRev (FHL Ministries) (@kevtherev.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Trump forcefully inserting things without consent is par for the course with him. 🤷‍♂️

2/9/2025, 10:49:32 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 10:57:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

Yesterday, nobody knew this guy's name. Now everybody knows what a piece of💩he is.

2/9/2025, 2:00:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

Then we go all French Revolution on them.

2/9/2025, 1:55:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🎃Nosferascoob🎃 (@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning logging on

Microsoft's Clippy with a speech balloon reading
2/9/2025, 1:11:37 PM | 264 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hey Now! (@heynow120.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

How about the Democratic Party giving them something to vote FOR? Dems have no vision & project little hope for anyone. 30 somethings, or not! Dems will never win on trump bad. And, they don’t even have the guts to call the entire repug party the maga party ! It is!

2/9/2025, 12:51:30 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Ghost of Mark Twain (@ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 3:20:07 PM | 344 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ‪EdieC@momsresistance.bsky.social‬ (@momspersistence.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 12:13:48 PM | 123 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonelle (@louiseplease.bsky.social) reposted

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30/5/2025, 8:53:35 PM | 200 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rep. Steven Woodrow (@woodrowforco.bsky.social) reposted

Should blue states stop subsidizing red states?

1/9/2025, 2:20:40 AM | 1379 140 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

Bang the Gary Slowly O Gary, where art thou? Children Shouldn’t Play With Gary I know what Gary did last summer I Was a Teenage Gary

2/9/2025, 2:21:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social)

last saved meme is your moral philosophy

2/9/2025, 2:00:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jaxx (@liberaljaxx.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 1:35:50 AM | 196 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I certainly do wish it. But I'm a bad person.

2/9/2025, 1:55:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reposted

I love being sensitive to the air pressure and the polluted air. So good for headaches, itchy watery eyes and painful skin.

2/9/2025, 12:47:07 AM | 42 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

And they will be paying zero taxes on it.

2/9/2025, 1:47:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 12:36:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social)

Trump goes 3 full days without an impeachable offense, and we all just assume he's dead.

1/9/2025, 4:23:56 AM | 16 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Lowe (@mike-lowe.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 3:20:53 AM | 78 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DianneSpiritlight (@dpfrazier22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Love 💕

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30/8/2025, 11:43:05 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

It was 90F at my eldest's outdoor wedding today. Luckily, it was a short, casual ceremony.

31/8/2025, 4:14:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

It's still 80F degrees here and it's almost 9:00 pm.

31/8/2025, 3:52:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bestbeforemar91.bsky.social (@bestbeforemar91.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Here’s yet another…

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31/8/2025, 3:31:32 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:42:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Emmons | Photographer (@danielemmons.bsky.social) reposted

Tomorrow's press conference

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30/8/2025, 2:59:32 AM | 3832 446 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:34:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 (@codfather.bsky.social) reposted

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into. 🫣 Anonymous - but right

29/8/2025, 8:31:33 AM | 235 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

Came here to say exactly that.

30/8/2025, 7:09:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

If he doesn't show up on a golf course tomorrow we'll know something is up.

30/8/2025, 6:45:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, there is the fact that this happened in 2020.

29/8/2025, 8:11:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

Forgot you were on here. With the Supreme Court maybe making a decision on same sex marriage, they wanted to make it legal as soon as possible. Still planning the big party and ceremony for June 2026.

29/8/2025, 7:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) reposted

Nothing could have prepared me for the joy of having the exact right size container for some leftovers

27/8/2025, 4:06:05 PM | 2198 181 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:44:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joolia Ghoulia (@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social) reposted

Have you tried overthinking about it?

28/8/2025, 9:57:45 AM | 90 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Midge (@midge.bsky.social) reposted

them: ugh, could you be more annoying me: oh god, yes

19/8/2025, 3:44:00 PM | 320 98 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Republic If You Can Keep It (@arepublicif.bsky.social) reposted

We really need to face that the ruling party is at peace with millions of us dying … COVID, guns, hunger, police violence, concentration camps, unsafe food, natural disasters. They are deeply committed to not preventing these deaths. #FireRFKJr

28/8/2025, 9:19:19 PM | 583 226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bluerebel15.bsky.social (@bluerebel15.bsky.social) reposted

"Guns don't kill people; people kill people." Cars don't kill people on their own either, but we have tests, registration, age restrictions, safety measures, and insurance. Do the same thing with guns. See? Easy.

28/8/2025, 12:43:26 PM | 628 176 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social)

My oldest is getting married in 2 days. Casual, simple ceremony in my in-laws back yard, only a few minutes probably, then dinner at a Thai restaurant. Not sure I'm ready.

29/8/2025, 3:30:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I mock people of faith because I was raised with them. 8 years of catholic school, being hit by nuns if I made a sound. Damned to hell by my dad when I said I wasn't going to attend church anymore. People of faith are the most bigoted people I have ever met.

28/8/2025, 10:53:49 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture masshole55.bsky.social (@masshole55.bsky.social) reposted

If you keep people exhausted and distracted, they won’t organize. If you keep them struggling and divided, they won’t resist. The system isn’t broken, it’s working as designed.

28/8/2025, 2:49:57 AM | 96 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

My opinion is not bigotry.

28/8/2025, 10:15:08 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

The kids shot were literally praying at the time. Prayer is just a way to wish for something from an imaginary genie.

28/8/2025, 9:06:56 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

She might as well, no one else is going to do it.

28/8/2025, 8:59:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Speaking of fires… Good grief.

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28/8/2025, 2:50:25 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate 🪷 (@kateculliton.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, you should.

28/8/2025, 12:31:51 AM | 1259 758 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Myers (@chicagorob1968.bsky.social) reposted

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @halsparks.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social @frangeladuo.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social

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28/8/2025, 2:20:48 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jenny Doesn’t Know (@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social) reposted

Another day, another *chokes on own spit*

27/8/2025, 3:23:23 PM | 70 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing you would believe if I showed them to you is my age.😄

26/8/2025, 11:35:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:27:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social)

Without saying Space Oddity, fav David Bowie song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm...

26/8/2025, 4:38:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to hate the "C" word, but it was made for vile people like her. See You Next Tuesday.

26/8/2025, 4:30:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted

Dicksickle! 🤣🤣🤣

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25/8/2025, 2:35:15 AM | 314 91 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 11:39:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) reposted

If they invented monopoly today the tokens would be like a labubu, a cyber truck, a mini labradoodle, 150mg of Wellbutrin, a pair of crocs, and an AirPods case with one missing

25/8/2025, 1:01:45 PM | 227 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

How long of a list do you want?

24/8/2025, 5:41:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

If your only voting choice is between 2 Hitlers, you have fucked up royally.

24/8/2025, 5:37:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social)

Not Newsom's post, but I wish it were!

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24/8/2025, 5:11:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richoz❌👑 (@richoz.bsky.social) reposted

👇👇👇

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23/8/2025, 10:15:45 PM | 779 225 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish the school bullies that tormented Miller had finished the job. And I hate bullies, but not as much as I hate Miller.

23/8/2025, 11:51:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted

Someone finally made the posters. Info in next post/

23/8/2025, 12:08:50 AM | 863 322 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 3:39:07 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adrienne (Blue heart) (@notadrienne.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Did she not listen in July 2024 when Trump said, “Those people . . . ” Donald said, trailing off. “The shape they’re in, all the expenses, maybe those kinds of people should just die.”

23/8/2025, 1:22:40 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not JPo (@notjpo.bsky.social) reposted

If you think you’re your own worst critic, have kids

23/8/2025, 2:20:40 PM | 236 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meidas Paul Wigton 🫘 🎸 🇺🇦🌈 (@rvroomie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If Bluesky is to have any particular utility, it’s to spread these kind of messages far and wide. There should no reason this doesn’t get 20 million reposts.

23/8/2025, 12:57:52 PM | 113 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cindy Carlson💙🇺🇳🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@ccarlson.bsky.social) reposted

23/8/2025, 3:14:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Brazill 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 (@markbrazill.bsky.social) reposted

“The FBI went through my wife’s area, my wife’s drawers.” Uh, sir. EVERYONE went through your wife’s drawers. And probably her “area” too. 😂

22/8/2025, 5:47:07 PM | 200 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I got mine at the post office last September.

22/8/2025, 9:19:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

That would mean she would have to be near him at the ceremony, and she won't be caught within 10 miles of his pathetic, bloated carcass.

22/8/2025, 9:16:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carbloader Hobbyist (@carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social) reposted

People who make the joke "I don't age like wine, I age like milk" need to realize that aged cheeses are made of milk, so regardless of how you look at what age, you can still be amazing if you package it right ☺️

6/5/2025, 2:29:12 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carbloader Hobbyist (@carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social) reposted

Don't ask me where I got this inspiration from. Also, don't ask me why it's an image and not just a typed post.

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22/8/2025, 9:07:26 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't mind having my first car back. 1970 Olds Cutlass.

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22/8/2025, 8:48:11 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social)

My boss wants me to attend a 3-day work conference at the end of September. The middle day is my 60th birthday. He will be there, too, so he will know if I skip.

22/8/2025, 8:33:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

My son got in trouble in Catholic School in 2nd grade for spitting in the holy water. His defense was that he was aiming for Jake, but he moved.

22/8/2025, 7:53:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to say something similar. He can name 7 wars, so he thinks he stopped them. These include the Revolutionary, Civil, and Vietnam wars.

22/8/2025, 7:00:15 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) reposted

Uh, Phrasing. This is from an old Gaviscon Ad.

Gaviscon labeling says
22/8/2025, 2:09:03 PM | 89 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

That is also how toddlers think.

22/8/2025, 5:47:32 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

And the rest of Europe.

21/8/2025, 11:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture yeah ok (@poutinesmoothie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Maximizing my potential sounds exhausting.

21/8/2025, 1:13:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they meant strongest smelling.

20/8/2025, 9:29:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Marshall (@dkmarsh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

What kind of God allows Miller, Hegseth, and Vance to stand side by side smote-free?

20/8/2025, 6:12:05 PM | 58 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Pen Monster (@thewilliamgeorge.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I have a better chance of getting into Heaven than any of them and I'm an atheist.

19/8/2025, 6:21:32 PM | 58 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not JPo (@notjpo.bsky.social) reposted

Who called it gently weeping and not softbawl?

19/8/2025, 3:26:14 PM | 271 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should pull the fire alarm. Fire department responds, they must clear the building.

19/8/2025, 2:00:32 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture WineMummy (@winemummy.bsky.social) reposted

Forget rose petals, sprinkle pepperoni slices on the bed.

19/8/2025, 12:57:46 AM | 21 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

I would pull the fire alarm if I were her. Just for funsies.

19/8/2025, 3:22:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

55 minutes if margaritas are involved.

18/8/2025, 1:42:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) reposted

Not dead or alive but a secret third thing where you walk around all day shaking your head and muttering under your breath until you find a Mexican restaurant and then things are kinda okay for like 45 minutes

18/8/2025, 1:40:50 PM | 349 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social) reply parent

So now military personnel stationed overseas don't get to vote?

18/8/2025, 1:29:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christian Petersen (@iwantyoustudio.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

A VENN DIAGRAM WITH THE WORDS: EMBARRASSMENT, STRESS, ANGER, EXHAUSTION, DISGUST, STRESS, HORROR. TRUMP IS AT THE CENTER.
29/7/2025, 8:07:44 PM | 88 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 (@mblue.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Yes. Can't imagine the American $ wasted on da felon & this POS VPs fun time of hardly working? They all do w Heritage Foundation. But let's enjoy this fun 🤩 thank goodness for Camille?! 🥊🥊🥊 #GoNewsomGo

17/8/2025, 12:20:12 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arsphidius (@arsphidius.bsky.social)

That fat orange fuck is the most vile thing to ever walk this earth and I cannot wait for him to die.

17/8/2025, 3:05:20 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🟣Blobstar🟣 (@blobstar.bsky.social) reposted

Woke up and thought I put my shirt on backwards but I'm not ruling out the possibility that my head's not on straight

17/8/2025, 12:11:33 PM | 29 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface.bsky.social) reposted

Going to the gas station and grocery store on the same day costs more than the rent on my first apartment and I want to fistfight god

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